Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
Mission Orders:  Outpost Alpha-Getty has come under attack by someone.  Go beat them up.
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
[[[[[ Begin FILLER Mission - Stardate 10108.02 ]]]]]
OPS_Freak says:
::sitting in the OPS chair picking his teeth::
FCO_Lane says:
::at the helm:: CO: Two minutes to Alpha Getti outpost ma'am.
Host CO_Fowler says:
FCO: Good.
CSO_Ens_Semaj says:
::Is at Sci 1 working LRS for any signs of the attackers::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::takes a padd from the yeoman and slips into his chair::
CEO_Tok says:
::runs around ME obnoxiously, at least one foot shorter than everyone else::
CNS_Alexia says:
::in her office going over database of crew files::
Host CO_Fowler says:
CTO: Picking anything up on scans, Thorne?
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
CO: LRS coming in ma'am......one Klingon Negh'var attacking the outpost
SO_Fine says:
::Enters the bridge and walks over to the Sci 2 station::
CMO_Jorae says:
::Puttering around SB making sure that everyone is doing their job::
OPS_Freak says:
::routes more power to engines just to upset the CEO::
SO_Fine says:
CSO: What can I help you with sir?
Host CO_Fowler says:
::nods:: CTO: Shields up then, sound red alert
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::checks weapons and shields:: CO: Aye ma'am  ::Raises shields::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::glances at Nancy and looks back to the viewscreen::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
*Ship*: Red Alert, I repeat Red Alert
OPS_Freak says:
::quickly routes power back to shields so the CTO doesn't shoot him::
SO_Fine says:
::enters her codes and pulls up her personal settings on the console::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
CO: Shields up, we're at Red Alert
OPS_Freak says:
::goes back to picking his teeth::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
CSO/SO: Start scanning for traces of other cloaked vessels. Likely, she didn't come out here alone.
Host CO_Fowler says:
XO:  Wonder what their excuse will be
CSO_Ens_Semaj says:
::Looks at the SO:: SO: Keep the sensors at maximum and watch for any unexpected ships coming out of cloak.
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::sees power coming back and decided not to shoot OPS::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
:;smiles at Nan:: CO: Maybe there's tribbles on that planet.
FCO_Lane says:
::brings up her evasive maneuver display:: CO: Evasives ready ma'am.
CEO_Tok says:
::sees more power go to the engines, and finds the nearest engineer:: Engineer: What is this?  Must I baby-sit you all the time? Fix this now!  ::walks away grumbling::
OPS_Freak says:
::increases power to sensors, accidentally cutting power to sickbay::
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: No one notices by the Negh'var launched a torpedo at the Sharikahr
SO_Fine says:
::makes sure that her station is at red alert:: CSO: Aye sir.  ::watches the sensors::
CMO_Jorae says:
::Hears Red Alert glare and goes to alert status checking...... Looks up as the lights go out.::
Host CO_Fowler says:
OPS: Send out the usual hail.  FCO: Evasive maneuvers
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
CO: Permission to arm torpedo's......Wait a minute........ALL: We've been fired upon
CMO_Jorae says:
*OPS*: Is there a reason that I have no power or lights?
CNS_Alexia says:
::a thought smashes into her mind out of the blue::
Host CO_Fowler says:
::Looks at Thorne:: All: Brace!
FCO_Lane says:
CO: Aye ma'am. ::initiates evasives:: Pattern Delta  Gamma.
OPS_Freak says:
::notices mistake and turns the power to sickbay back on:: *CMO*: Sorry, wrong button.
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The Ship does a flip-flop when the Torpedo hits, and goes into a roll towards the Negh'var
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::holds on to his chair arms, planting his feet::
CEO_Tok says:
::bumbles around in engineering, oblivious::
CNS_Alexia says:
::gets up from desk and trots to the bridge:::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::Targets the Klingon ship with all weapons:: CO: I have lock with all weapons ma'am
SO_Fine says:
::fingers fly across her console before bracing::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::shouts:: FCO: Full power to engines. Use the thrusters to stop the roll!
FCO_Lane says:
::grabs her console:: CO: Sorry about that Captain.
CMO_Jorae says:
::Rolls her eyes:: *OPS*: Glad no one was on a ventilator or heart machine.
Host CO_Fowler says:
CTO: Fire at will
OPS_Freak says:
::increases power to the SIF and ID's cutting off the holodecks::
CSO_Ens_Semaj says:
::Grabs onto the Sci Station and braces as the torpedo hits::
CMO_Jorae says:
::Barks at those in the area to get them moving again::
CEO_Tok says:
::thrown against a wall, and begins screaming in Ferengi...translation is difficult::
CNS_Alexia says:
::composes herself and walks onto bridge and up to the CO:: Captain: I think you should know something...
Host CO_Fowler says:
CTO: Target their weapons
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
CO: Yes ma'am.......targeting weapons now
FCO_Lane says:
::brings the thrusters to full and gives the engines full power:: CO: All systems at maximum Captain.
SO_Fine says:
::looks for eddies that would indicate another cloaked vessel and scans the Klingon ship's shields looking for a weakness::
Host CO_Fowler says:
CNS: Yes, counselor? ::Holding onto her chair::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::fires phasers at weapons points and holds back on torpedoes::
CEO_Tok says:
*Bridge*: What is our situation?
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: Each shot the Sharikahr fires Misses
SO_Fine says:
::wonders why the shields are down::
CMO_Jorae says:
::Feels the ship shudder and looks around seeing everyone doing their jobs;:
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
*CEO*: We're under attack.
CNS_Alexia says:
CO: Sorry, but I feel I must tell you that I have "received" the thoughts from a very disturbed Klingon.
OPS_Freak says:
*CEO* We're under attack you undergrown, toothless weirdo!  What do ya think?
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::Self: What the..?:: ::Checks targeting computers once more::
FCO_Lane says:
::banks left and brings the Sharikahr around to face the other ship::
Host CO_Fowler says:
CNS: Disturbed?  In what way?
CEO_Tok says:
*XO*: Really?  Hmm...  How about that...
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
*CEO*: We need you to keep pushing power for the shields. We're facing a superior foe so we can't let them drop.
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::Sees that they are way out of alignment:: CO: Ma'am I can't use targeting systems
CEO_Tok says:
*OPS*: I'll have you know I got more teeth than you do wits!
FCO_Lane says:
CTO: Tell me where you want me to line up and then have fun. ::smiles::
CNS_Alexia says:
CO: It's seems that this Klingon has discovered that the Outpost Commander has slept with his wife.
Host CO_Fowler says:
CTO: Try manual, Thorne
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The Poor attempts at weapons fire overloads all the dorsal phaser emitters
CEO_Tok says:
*CO*: Aye sir, thank you sir
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::looks over at Semaj:: CSO: Anything on the sensors?
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
CO: Aye ma'am  ::hears another alert from his console;: CO: Ma'am we just lost the dorsal phaser emitters
CNS_Alexia says:
::looks at the CO a little troubled::
OPS_Freak says:
*CEO* And I have more wits than you do brains!
CMO_Jorae says:
::Well whoever's shooting at us isn't doing well hitting us or there are no casualties yet::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::overhears Thorne:: FCO: You're going to have to keep our belly facing them so we can fire.
Host CO_Fowler says:
::Here eyebrows raise quickly:: CNS: You mean to tell me....that all of this ::indicates the screen:: is all because of the Klingons wife sleeping around??
FCO_Lane says:
CO: On it ma'am.
SO_Fine says:
::"That is really weird" :: CSO: Sir may I suggest that we send an EMP through the deflector dish as a weapon?
CSO_Ens_Semaj says:
XO: Sensors are out sir, sorry.
CEO_Tok says:
*OPS*: Pay attention to what is going on.  You're priorities are badly mixed up.  I'll schedule you an appointment with the CNS.
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::takes manual control of firing system:: Self: Not this time::  CO: Firing on manual now ma'am
Host CO_Fowler says:
::Nods at the reports coming in::
CEO_Tok says:
::runs frantically from console to console in ME::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::signs:: CSO: How long till we can get them back up?
SO_Fine says:
::thinks they are all going to die::
OPS_Freak says:
*CEO* If you and your staff were paying attention to things maybe we'd have hit something by now!
FCO_Lane says:
::brings the ship up to a thirty degree angle:: CTO: Can you get a clear shot now?
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The Hidden Bat'leth under Ops slides out and slashes open the Operations Officer's legs
CSO_Ens_Semaj says:
SO: Prepare the dish.  XO: I am working on it, maybe 3 or 4 minutes.
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
FCO: I can certainly try, thank you
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: Still no shots hit the Klingon vessel
Host CO_Fowler says:
OPS: Try and open a channel to the Klingon ship. I want to talk to him, now ::Glares at the screen almost willing the Klingon to feel her glare::
CEO_Tok says:
::files a report about the OPS officer:: Self: Some Vulcan...must be a secret enemy operative...
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::sees Ops fall:: *CMO*: Sickbay!!
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: And the Klingon vessel just launched another Torpedo
OPS_Freak says:
::feels something scrape his legs and looks down.  mumbles: who the heck put that there!
CMO_Jorae says:
*XO*: Commander?
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
CO: Incoming torpedo ma'am
FCO_Lane says:
::maintains the angle so that Knight can fire on the enemy::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
*CMO*: Doctor, we have a medical emergency on the bridge. Emergency beam up here.
SO_Fine says:
CSO: Aye. ::fingers once again fly over the buttons as she prepares the dish::
Host CO_Fowler says:
FCO: Evasive
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The Sharikahr's attack actually hits the Outpost more than the Klingon Vessel
CMO_Jorae says:
::Grabs an emergency med-kit and waits to be beamed::
OPS_Freak says:
::sees that it is just a flesh wound and waves off any attempts to help::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
CNS: Could you help the freak in the meantime?
CEO_Tok says:
::increases as much power to the shields as possible without hindering the performance of other systems::
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The Torpedo is heat seeking and begins following the Sharikahr around
SO_Fine says:
::hears the console beep in reply:: CSO: The dish is ready sir.
FCO_Lane says:
::sees the torpedo coming and moves hard over to Starboard:: CO: I see it ma'am.
CNS_Alexia says:
::sighs and takes her seat to the right of the captain's chair:: CO: I will do my best sir.
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
CO: I don't believe this.......my shots hit the outpost...I don't understand this ma'am
OPS_Freak says:
::increases power to shields and shuts down all non-essential power::
CSO_Ens_Semaj says:
SO: Engage.
CMO_Jorae says:
::Miraculously appears on the Bridge and looks around seeing OPS lying in a pool of his blood:: OPS: Well what in hell have you done to yourself?  ::Kneels down next to him pulling out a clotting agent and pressing it against his neck::
FCO_Lane says:
*CEO*: I need more power to the engines!
CEO_Tok says:
::Is glad there is someone on the bridge keeping him updated.  Is very sarcastic when under stress.::
SO_Fine says:
::nods and engages the dish::
OPS_Freak says:
::wonders who the CMO is looking at as he is still standing and only has small cuts on his legs::
CNS_Alexia says:
::thinks about the Klingon and then focuses her mind:::
CEO_Tok says:
*FCO*: I'm giving' 'er all I've got!  I don't got the power!
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::goes to his console and kicks it since nothing else is working::
Host CO_Fowler says:
CTO: Maybe if you try and aim for the outpost you'll hit the Klingons ship ::Wry grin::
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The Sharikahr finally his the Klingon vessel... and nothing happens
FCO_Lane says:
*CEO*: Well find more, you.....you.......engineer!
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
FCO: Bring us in closer to the vessel. Keep us away from her fore and aft to limit her to disrupters.
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
CO: Yes ma'am I just might do that ::grins back::
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The EMP pulse backfires and knocks out power on the three lowest decks
FCO_Lane says:
XO: Aye sir, moving in closer.
CNS_Alexia says:
Captain: The Klingon is distressed because he has found that he has a child from his wife but not from him.....
CMO_Jorae says:
::Pulls out the deep tissue regenerator and starts working on the slashed muscles:: OPS: Ya know, Bat’leth are to hurt others with, not yourself. ::Exhales deeply and wonders what planet this guy was kicked off of::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::Shrugs and aims at the outpost and fires::
Host CO_Fowler says:
::turns to face the Counselor:: CNS: All this for wounded male pride
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: A Mek'leth that was hiding with the Bat'leth slides out and chops off the CMO's hand, and OPS' foot.
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::fires with what little phaser power he has that is::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::glances at her:: CO: Wars have started over less.
OPS_Freak says:
CO: I already had power to minimum on those decks and crew was cleared out.  Damage should be minimal.
SO_Fine says:
::slams her fist into the console as she sees the EMP back fire::
CEO_Tok says:
*OPS*: Darn it!  What are you doing up there?!  I am not a miracle worker!
OPS_Freak says:
::ouch...that hurt::
Host CO_Fowler says:
XO: Very true, Jyg.  But still.....
FCO_Lane says:
::brings the ship in under the other ship and stays about mid section::
CNS_Alexia says:
CO: I see.......pictures....yes .....a family.....a son. One with pointy ears that does not display many emotions.
OPS_Freak says:
CMO: Hey, doc, can you fix that?
CSO_Ens_Semaj says:
SO: What happened?
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
CO/CNS: Vulcan? Certainly not Romulan.
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: Every blast on the Klingon vessels does nothing, but the ship stops firing.
Host CO_Fowler says:
::Looks shocked:: CNS: What?
CMO_Jorae says:
::Screams and doses herself a clotting agent and ties a tourniquet around her wrist::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
CO: Well at least they stopped firing
OPS_Freak says:
::tightens his boot around the bleeding and continues to work::
SO_Fine says:
CSO: I am not sure sir.  The pulse backfired and took out power on the 3 of the lower decks.  Heck maybe we should just done nothing and see if that helps.
CNS_Alexia says:
CO: I cannot discern that at this time because the Klingon doesn't know. He is now weeping.
CMO_Jorae says:
::Hits a button and emergency beams herself and OPS to SB::
SO_Fine says:
<do>
Host CO_Fowler says:
::Shakes her head and whispers:: Self: Oy
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::scans for any life signs on the planet::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
FCO: Try hailing the Klingon vessel again. Be insulting. That might get a response.
OPS_Freak says:
::thinks: I hate when CMO's do that!!::
CEO_Tok says:
::finds a random engineer:: Engineer: This is an emergency situation!  Get out the emergency supplies!
FCO_Lane says:
::notices that the engines are not at full power:: OPS: Can you get that chief engineer to find me some power, or we're going to be dead here soon.
CNS_Alexia says:
::thinks about that un-Klingon like:: CO: He thinks no one is around to see this display of weakness.
CMO_Jorae says:
::Directs one MO to herself and one to OPS::
FCO_Lane says:
CO: Ma'am?
CSO_Ens_Semaj says:
SO: That action is most illogical, yet everything that is logical seems to be going awry.
CMO_Jorae says:
<Praught> ::Comes running to tend to OPS::
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: Something knocks one of the ceiling beams out, and it swings down and the XO sees it coming and goes cross-eyed as it whacks him right in the face, sending him back into Tactical.
CMO_Jorae says:
<McGowan> ::Comes running to tend to the CMO::
CEO_Tok says:
<Engineer> CEO: Sir, I don't think that duct tape will really help...
Host CO_Fowler says:
FCO: Try it.  Klingons respond to gruff
OPS_Freak says:
MO: Hurry up, I have to get back to the bridge!  Plug it up or something!
CEO_Tok says:
Engineer: Do it!  ::the engineer nods and scurries off::
FCO_Lane says:
CO: Aye ma'am
CMO_Jorae says:
<Praught>::Takes the foot from the OPS officer and sedates him, starting to work on reattaching the severed limb::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::slams hard into the Tac console::
SO_Fine says:
CSO: My point exactly! ::shakes her head in disgust::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::tries to stop XO from hitting his head on his Tactical console::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::Self: Oh well::
Host CO_Fowler says:
XO: Jyg! CTO: Thorne see to Jyg.
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
CO: Aye ma'am   XO: Sir, are you all right?
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
CO: Ma'am the Klingon just initiated his self-destruct sequence
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::rubs his forehead and wipes some blood from his lip:: CTO: I think so.
OPS_Freak says:
::slides into unconsciousness:: Man, I hate when....CM....O's.................d...........o............th...........a..................t::
FCO_Lane says:
::opens a channel:: COMM: KS:: This is the Sharikahr. What in h... are you idiots doing?
CNS_Alexia says:
CO: This once great warrior is sobbing like a little girl........he is blowing snot bubbles!
CMO_Jorae says:
<McGowan> ::After sedating, the CMO begins to work on reattaching the hand::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
XO: Sorry sir I should have moved quicker to stop you
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
<Klingon> COMM: *sniffle, sob, sob, sob, wheeze, sniffle, sob, sob, SOB, WAIL*
CNS_Alexia says:
::cringes at the sight in her mind:: CO: Must I continue contact?
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::slowly gets to his feet:: CTO: I out mass you by a lot, Commander. You probably would have killed yourself. Return to your duties. ::makes his way to his chair::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
XO: Maybe I would have sir ::smiling::
CMO_Jorae says:
<Praught> ::Finishes reattaching the OPS officers foot:: OPS: Next time be a little more careful. Okay?
Host CO_Fowler says:
CNS: This is not going well
FCO_Lane says:
COMM: KS: Stop with the whining....now explain what the devil is going on?
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
CO: Ma'am maybe if we just stop doing anything at all this will all be over like a bad dream!
CNS_Alexia says:
::nods to the CO::
OPS_Ensign_Payback says:
::routes power to wherever the FCO wanted it::
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The XO's Chair breaks off as he's about to sit down... and he sits down on something not quite as comfortable.
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
:;screams for an engineer::
Host CO_Fowler says:
CTO: We couldn't be so lucky, Thorne. Could we?
OPS_Ensign_Payback says:
::watches the XO and snickers::
CEO_Tok says:
*CO*: Captain, I'd like to head up to the bridge...I feel I could get a better evaluation of the situation from there.
CMO_Jorae says:
<Praught> ::Pats the OPS's face.....then as he doesn't wake up, a little harder and harder::
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
<K> COMM *Sharikahr* S-she She... *SOB*  She  *WAIL*  THE SLUT!!!!
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
CO: I don't think so ma'am, no
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::sighs at the rip in his pants and leans against the railing:: CO: Can I put in for retirement now?
Host CO_Fowler says:
XO: Not without me, Jyg
OPS_Freak says:
::grabs the MO's hand:: That will be quite enough.
Host CO_Fowler says:
XO: Now quit breaking the ship and sit down
OPS_Freak says:
::then opens his eyes::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::overhears the XO:: CO: Can I get in on that action too?
FCO_Lane says:
CO: Captain, the da.. Klingons are babbling something about a slut.....
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
<K> COMM *Sharikahr* I'm .... *sob*... gonna.... *sniffle* ..... kill her... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
CEO_Tok says:
::dances and fidgets around impatiently, awaiting the CO's acknowledgement::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::steals the CNS's chair::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::hopes there are no trees in space around here::
Host CO_Fowler says:
FCO: I heard.  CTO: Just don't break my ship
SO_Fine says:
*CEO*: How long until sensors are back online?
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
FCO: Can you find out who this 'her' is?
CMO_Jorae says:
<Praught> OPS: Well about time!  Your foot has been reattached.....Thank the gods for the miracles of modern medicine.
CNS_Alexia says:
::wonders why the XO is sitting on her lap::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
CO: I will try not to ma'am.......I didn't before ::laughs::
CSO_Ens_Semaj says:
Self: This is all not logical, ::Raises his voice:: This must be logical!! Why is it not logical!!!
FCO_Lane says:
XO: I'll try sir.
OPS_Freak says:
::gets up and runs out of sickbay::
Host CO_Fowler says:
::Grins:: CTO: True
CMO_Jorae says:
<Praught>::Grabs a hold of OPS shirt collar before he can get away::
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: A Ceiling tile drops on Semaj, bringing him back to his senses.
Host CO_Fowler says:
XO: Now, what would your wife say about your sitting on the Counselors lap?
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
CO: True... ::switches places with the Counselor:: CNS: Comfy?
OPS_Freak says:
::gives the MO a nerve pinch and squirms away::
CMO_Jorae says:
<McGowan> ::Finishes reattaching the CMO's hand....watches as she wiggles her fingers::
CNS_Alexia says:
::taps the XO on the shoulder:: XO: Excuse you.
FCO_Lane says:
COMM:KS: Ok, let me get this straight, you're going to kill some woman for some reason? Who are you talking about?
CEO_Tok says:
*SO*: Look, I don't see the future.  Just give me some time.  It's not like I am any good at what I do.
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::watches as the countdown timer to the Klingon vessel's self-destruct keeps ticking down::
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
<K> COMM *Sharikahr* MY WHORE OF A WIFE!!!
CSO_Ens_Semaj says:
::Looks up at the ceiling:: Ceiling: Thanks, I needed that.
FCO_Lane says:
Self: They have to be demented.
CNS_Alexia says:
XO: I think you have you own seat ::points::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::looks at it on the floor:: CNS: You sit in it if you can.
Host CO_Fowler says:
COMM: Klingon, why don't you come over here to my ship and we'll drink some vintage bloodwine and come up with ideas on making your wife pay
FCO_Lane says:
XO: Sir, it's the guy's wife....he called her a WHORE!
CNS_Alexia says:
::shakes head:: XO: Nope it's all yours.
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The Klingon vessel begins moving to the Outpost very SLOWLY
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
CO: Ma'am not that this is going to help, but we have 8 minutes until that ship self-destructs.
CEO_Tok says:
::wonders if that Klingon women he had a fling with a while ago is still single::
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
<K> COMM *Fowler*  Are you single?
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
CO: We can't let that ship explode near the outpost.
SO_Fine says:
*CEO*: Whatever, just get me those sensors as soon as possible or you may not have a ship to save. CSO: Are you all right sir. ::looks with concern::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
FCO: Take us to within 500km.
OPS_Freak says:
::runs to the TL that will lead to the bridge::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
CTO: Engage tractor beams on that ship and target her engines .
Host CO_Fowler says:
COMM: I might be.  Are you brave enough to find out?  ::Taps a control on the chair::
FCO_Lane says:
XO: You're kidding right sir?
Host CO_Fowler says:
CTO: Thorne can we tractor it away from the outpost?
FCO_Lane says:
XO: That ship is going to blow.
CSO_Ens_Semaj says:
SO: I am fine, Fine.
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
XO: Yes sir  CO: Working on that now ma'am
CEO_Tok says:
::looks at the condition of the sensors and laughs:: Self: Boy oh boy...heh heh...well, we're goners.
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
FCO: And if it does the thousands of people on that planet will go with it. Now move in.
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
<K> COMM *Fowler*  My wife would be jealous if I landed a <Klingon Word, Translation: Total Hottie> like you
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::Targets the ship with the tractors and starts pulling it away from the planet:: XO: Locked on sir
CNS_Alexia says:
::concentrates again:: CO: This is just disgusting! The Klingon is now reciting old earth nursery rhymes and has curled up in the fetal position. ::boggles at that::
OPS_Ensign_Payback says:
::routes power to the tractor beam thinking we may need it and accidentally overloads the emitter::
Host CO_Fowler says:
COMM: Maybe you should come on over and try it
FCO_Lane says:
XO: Oh all right, if I have to. ::moves the Shari in closer:: Self: This sucks.
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
CTO: Take out the engines, Commander.
Host CO_Fowler says:
CNS: Is he at least getting them right, or adding some Klingon verbs to them?
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The Klingon covered in snot and tears, beams onto the  Bridge and advances on Fowler
OPS_Ensign_Payback says:
::quietly walks of the bridge. After all, no one is paying attention to him anyway::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
XO: Aye sir ::Uses the tractor beam to take the engines off line::  XO: Done sir
FCO_Lane says:
XO: We're there  sir, but not for long.
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
FCO: Full engines. Pull that ship away from the planet.
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
CTO: Thorne, do you read Klingon?
FCO_Lane says:
XO: Aye sir, moving off, tractor holding.
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The Klingon vessel is pulled away from the Outpost
Host CO_Fowler says:
::Moves around the bridge, keeping a chair or console between the Klingon and herself::
CEO_Tok says:
::heads to the bridge::
OPS_Freak says:
::Passes Ensign Payback on the way to the bridge::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
XO: No sir, not much I'm afraid
CSO_Ens_Semaj says:
::Jumps down from the science station and moves between the CO and the Klingon.::
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
<K> Fowler: Come here my Pretty... Let Daddy take care of you... yeah, Who's your daddy?
SO_Fine says:
::sees the Klingon and reaches for a phaser under the console::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
XO: Maintaining tractor lock sir
Host CO_Fowler says:
Klingon: He sure don't look like you
CNS_Alexia says:
CO: Shall I go and meet with our "guest"?
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::gets up and puts the Counselor down off his lap:: CO: Will you be all right?
OPS_Freak says:
::enters the bridge and finds the Bat’leth and Mek’leth still on the deck.  Picks them up and tosses the Mek'leth to the CTO::
CEO_Tok says:
::arrives on the bridge:: Self/Anyone: What the... ::proceeds to curse in Ferengi::
Host CO_Fowler says:
CNS: We could take him together:: Klingon: Think you can handle two of us?
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The OPS officer can't throw and it chops of the CTO's right arm
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::watches as his arm falls to the floor:: All : Ouch
SO_Fine says:
::realizes that the phaser is a paper one left over from the war games she swears in 15 different languages and tosses it to the side::
Host CO_Fowler says:
XO: Why don't you watch and find out ::Saucy wink::
CNS_Alexia says:
CO: I maybe I can control his mind. He is mentally weak.
FCO_Lane says:
::yells over at the CTO:: CTO: Hey watch it! You're bleeding all over the place.
CSO_Ens_Semaj says:
::Strikes the Klingon with a powerful chop across the face::
OPS_Freak says:
::throws the Bat'leth at the Klingon, trying not to aim at the CO::
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
<K> Fowler:  Gimme some sugar!!!!
CEO_Tok says:
::sniffs the air:: Klingon: Aww, something stinks!
SO_Fine says:
::tries to put up a forcefield around the Klingon::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::Looks around for a medic:: FCO: Sorry, I'll try and move my artery out of your way
CMO_Jorae says:
::Flexes her fingers, gives herself a hypo for the pain, and goes about her business::
Host CO_Fowler says:
Klingon: Bring it on, big boy
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The OPS officer, misses the Klingon and embeds the Bat'leth in the back of the FCO
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::Grabs his own artery and squeezes hard on it to stop bleeding::
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The Klingon Vessel goes boom
FCO_Lane says:
All: Arghhhhhh! ::falls over her console::
OPS_Freak says:
::Thinks: Crap, now I gotta go get it::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::gasps at Lane:: All: OMG!!! She owed me money!!!
Host CO_Fowler says:
OPS: Now why did you go and do that?
FCO_Lane says:
Self: That smarts!
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: Another beam falls out of the ceiling and whacks the XO on the back of the head.
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::looks at the bat'leth sticking out of the FCO's back::
CMO_Jorae says:
::Sitting in SB happily oblivious::
OPS_Freak says:
::runs to the Bat’leth and past the Klingon:: K: Out of my way you stinky beast!!
Host CO_Fowler says:
::Grabs the Klingons wrist, twist and goes...*pfffffffffttt*::
FCO_Lane says:
XO: Just try and collect now....::laughs evilly::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::things start to go black as he loses too much blood::
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::sprawls on the deck::
CEO_Tok says:
Self: That OPS officer is going down.... ::walks slowly toward the OPS::
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::collapses in a heap thinking of how nice this day started out::
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The Klingon slowly begins to leak air as the CO opens his release valve.
CNS_Alexia says:
::walks up to the Klingon and looks him in the eyes:: ~~~Klingon~~ you must surrender.
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
<K> All:  I'm Melting... I'm Melting....
FCO_Lane says:
::manages to crawl over to the XO and falls on top of him:: XO: I've got you now.
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
::looks at her:: FCO: Got me?
OPS_Freak says:
::pulls the Bat'leth out of the FCO, patches the FCO up with some of the CEO's duct tape, and looks for the CEO::
Host CO_Fowler says:
All: So that’s what he was made of!?! Well I'll be
OPS_Freak says:
CEO: Now we settle this once and for all!
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
<K> All:  What a World.... What a World.
CTO_LtCmdr_Knight says:
::Self; I lost an arm over that?::
CSO_Ens_Semaj says:
::Raises an eyebrow at the situation::
CNS_Alexia says:
K: You are NOT melting!
FCO_Lane says:
XO: I always wanted to be on top.
CEO_Tok says:
::grabs a Bat'leth out of nowhere:: OPS: Prepare for battle!
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
ACTION: The Klingon compacts nicely into his handy dandy carrying case
Host XO_Cmdr_Ahkileez says:
FCO: Ack! I'm married. My wife will burn me alive, hang me, shoot me, and then kill me!
OPS_Freak says:
::advances on the CEO and starts slashing::
CEO_Tok says:
::laughs a stupid annoying laugh::
CNS_Alexia says:
::picks up case and hands it to the CO::
Host CO_Fowler says:
XO: You'll get off easy then Jyg ::Smiles::
FCO_Lane says:
XO: Oh shut up and die already..
Host CO_Fowler says:
CTO: Thorne, put your arm back on
OPS_Freak says:
CEO: I'll chop off your ears first you bug eating slime ball!
CSO_Ens_Semaj says:
Weird
SO_Fine says:
::hears the CNS and thinks, "leave it to the CNS to try and tell you that what is really happening is not really happening"::
Host Little_Pile_of_Goo says:
[[[[ End Mission ]]]]