Host Gilles says:
USS Scorpius - SD 10309.20

Host Gilles says:
Captain VanSickle and senior staff were to meet with Captain Ut'guwe from the Tralfamdrite delegation to discuss the flight plan of the refugee convoy, unfortunately, Captain Ut'guwe's hormone suppressant wore off and she quite unwillingly impregnated the Captain VanSickle as well as CEO John Bodine with 2 children to deliver in 6 weeks; a boy and a girl

Host Gilles says:
The USS Scorpius is still awaiting the final preparations of the refugee convoy to begin its journey.

Host Gilles says:
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OPS-Anari says:
:: At main OPS watching her panel carefully ::

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
::on the bridge:: OPS:  What's our status, Commander?

OPS-Anari says:
XO: We're green across the board, ma'am

CNS_McDonald says:
:: sitting in his office by sickbay :: thinks he should walk over to the ambassadors quarters to see how the two men are doing.

Host CO_VanSickle says:
::lounging in ambassadors' quarters::

CEO_Bodine says:
:: in his temporary quarters eating up what the planned diet will let him replicate ::

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
OPS : Good.  I take it there have been no other reports of 'pregnancies' amongst the male members of the crew?

CNS_McDonald says:
*XO* I'm going to go pay a visit to our pregnant captain and CEO.  Anything you wish me to pass on

OPS-Anari says:
XO: Not in the operations department, ma'am...and I've not heard of further pregnancies either.

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
*CNS*:  Nothing at the moment, Counselor.

CNS_McDonald says:
*XO* very well McDonald out. :: gets up and heads for the ambassadors quarters ::

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
OPS:  Maintain course and speed.

OPS-Anari says:
:: Nods ::   XO: Aye, ma'am

Host CO_VanSickle says:
::decides to get up for a walk around the quarters::

Host Gilles says:
ACTION: The CO's bladder is acting up... time to go relieve it

OPS-Anari says:
:: Checks her panel and ensures course and speed are maintained ::

Host CO_VanSickle says:
::rushes into the lavatory and goes to the bathroom::

CNS_McDonald says:
:: arrives at the quarters of the captain and CEO :: rings the door chime ::

Host CO_VanSickle says:
::flushes the stool and goes to the door to answer:: CNS: Enter.

CEO_Bodine says:
*OPS*:  Cmdr, this is Lt. Bodine, I meant to ask you earlier but I don't have a senior engineer available right now just shift supervisors Ens. Jerlec and for Delta shift Chief Petty Officer Hammond. Could you be so kind as to double check their work logs for me and if there is any actually engineering emergencies to either take over your self or send someone you feel is qualified.

OPS-Anari says:
*CEO*: I'm happy to do that for you, sir.  You can be sure all will be fine in engineering

CNS_McDonald says:
:: walks in seeing the two pregnant men can't help but stifle a chuckle ::

CEO_Bodine says:
*OPS*: Thank you

OPS-Anari says:
*CEO*: Anytime, sir.  I'll make sure you get regular reports

Host CO_VanSickle says:
CNS: Laugh it up, counselor, and you'll find yourself on a transport home.

CNS_McDonald says:
:: CO/CEO: How're you two doing?

CEO_Bodine says:
:: feels the urge to get sick after eating the bland dietary food and rushed off to the lavatory ::

CEO_Bodine says:
:: ignores the CNS as he rushed to the lav ::

CNS_McDonald says:
:: looking at the CEO run by :: Self : I guess not well.

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
::exits sickbay and heads to the Captain's quarters wringing her hand together::

CEO_Bodine says:
:: his eyes water under the flue like stresses and his face turns pale and cold ::

Host CO_VanSickle says:
CNS: As best as can be, being that I'm a man and I'm pregnant, which should be done by a woman.

OPS-Anari says:
:: Senses the CO is still unhappy about the situation ::

CNS_McDonald says:
CO: what makes you say that? is it your cultural upbringing ::

Host CO_VanSickle says:
CNS: Nothing cultural about it.  It's biology.

OPS-Anari says:
:: Senses the CEO's reaction to being pregnant ::

CEO_Bodine says:
:: he finishes up in the lavatory washing his face and rinsing his mouth out ::

CNS_McDonald says:
CO: but in this culture. the Tralframite. Its the males that carry the young

Host CO_VanSickle says:
CNS: And that's how their biology works, not mine.

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
::gets lost:: *Computer*: Tell me how to reach the Captain's quarters please

CEO_Bodine says:
:: turns to return to the main living area and meet the Counselor ::

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
ACTION: The CEO's face breaks out all over with a rash of pimples

CNS_McDonald says:
CO: well apparently yours does to. for the time being. otherwise the eggs wouldn't have successfully implanted

CEO_Bodine says:
CNS: I'm not feeling well at all :: stumbles to a seat as he feels dizzy and his ace suddenly burns red hot like something irritated the skin ::

Host CO_VanSickle says:
CNS: Look, Lenny, I'm not sure how this thing works.  All I know is I'm a human male, who does not have eggs, but sperm, and if I would have wanted a baby, Cori would be the one that's pregnant, and not me.

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
<Computer> *T_CO*: The Captain's quarters are located on deck  2... follow the arrows on the panels

CNS_McDonald says:
CO: Yes I understand that captain. but this race uses  eggs and the males carry. you'll be done and over with within a few weeks. so for now. enjoy the R&R

Host CO_VanSickle says:
::growls::  Self: I hate raging hormones!

Host CO_VanSickle says:
CNS: And in my case, the hormones raging are testosterone!

CEO_Bodine says:
:: turns in protest to the showing full view of his face :: CNS: This is hardly relaxing!

CNS_McDonald says:
:: sits beside the captain :: CO: yes I know that.

OPS-Anari says:
:: Senses the CO's irritation as well as the CEO's discomfort ::

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
::waits while the computer signals her arrival at the door to the Captain's quarters::

CNS_McDonald says:
CEO: It'll all go away shortly..

Host CO_VanSickle says:
Self: Someone should sue the manufacturer of Ut'guwe's hormone suppressants.  Door: Who is it?

OPS-Anari says:
:: Watches her board, OPS and navigation as well as sciences having them slaved to her console ::

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
*CO*: It is Captain Ut’guwe

Host CO_VanSickle says:
*Ut’guwe*: Are you suppressed?

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
:;chuckles:: *CO*: I am Captain.... they have doubled the dose

Host CO_VanSickle says:
*Ut’guwe*: Enter.

CEO_Bodine says:
CO: I got a question ...

Host CO_VanSickle says:
CEO: What?

CNS_McDonald says:
::: sits back and watches the interaction ::

OPS-Anari says:
:: Sees an amber light and notes it belongs to operations.  Punches a few keys and watches it turn from amber back to green ::

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
::crosses the threshold and sees the officers gathered there:

CEO_Bodine says:
CO: Why not gloves? I mean would protective clothing on their "reproductive glands" been smart?

Host CO_VanSickle says:
CEO: It's not just their hands that is causing this.

OPS-Anari says:
:: Watches the stars stream past and allows her mind to wonder just a bit ::

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
::shakes her head:: CEO/CO: It is not... the hands are simply the method of delivery

CEO_Bodine says:
TCO: then why wont gloves work

Host CO_VanSickle says:
Ut’guwe: Got some raging hormones of my own, captain.

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
::nods:: CO: It is to be expected... our males often become irritable... short tempered and some violent

Host CO_VanSickle says:
::chuckles at that observation:: Ut’guwe: And I just blew up at Lt. Cmdr. McDonald here.

CEO_Bodine says:
TCO: My Wife and I and no doubt the Captain as well need to understand what our parental responsibilities to these kids are gonna be.. What have you involved our lives in. You seem to be the only one no making a big deal about this and that appalls me Captain.

CNS_McDonald says:
:: grins :: CO: yes you did. But I understand at least the basics of the mechanics behind all this.
Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
::smiles:: CO: That could be one's normal short temperedness as well.. it is difficult to know the difference at times or so I am told

Host CO_VanSickle says:
Ut’guwe: Captain, when a human woman has her mood swings, it's triggered by estrogen, a female hormone.  My testosterone is raging on me, and that's what is making me enraged.

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
CEO: I DO make a big deal of every birth.... I believe that humor is my way of relieving the stress of the situation. I have offered my apology to the Captain and to you even though it is a simple biological function. I have no control of my hormones

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
<MO_Payne> CTO: I believe you check out pretty good... you are taking up room in my sickbay... get out !  ::grins::

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
MO_Payne: As you wish.  I am sure the bridge could use me. 

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
::leaves sickbay and heads for the bridge::

CNS_McDonald says:
:: stands there listening to the conversation ::

Host CO_VanSickle says:
Ut'guwe: So, what brings you by?

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
CO: My original duty was that we discuss our flight plan. I am sure that the dangers ahead interest you.

CEO_Bodine says:
:: feels plenty agitated :: TCO: Fine you care about this I'm glad cause I don't think this is funny at all! What happens to these kids after they are born?

Host CO_VanSickle says:
Ut’guwe: Well you have to discuss that with Cmdr. Horn.  She's in charge now.

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
ACTION: There is a minor imbalance in the plasma flow .

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
CO: I do not understand

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
::frowns::

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
::feels the turbolift stop as it arrives at the main bridge::

OPS-Anari says:
:: Sees a problem with the plasma flow and notifies engineering of the problem... ::   XO: There is a minor imbalance in the plasma flow, ma'am.  I've notified engineering of the problem

Host CO_VanSickle says:
Ut’guwe: I've been placed on... ahem... "maternity leave."

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
OPS:  Acknowledged.

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
::turns to her monitor and checks the situation herself::

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
::exits the turbolift:: XO: Need any assistance, Ma'am?

OPS-Anari says:
:: Watches her board with keen interest hoping the amber light changes very soon ::

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
::turns:: CTO:  T'Lok! We sure do.  Take tactical, Commander.

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
CO: What is that?  I am unfamiliar with that term. The universal translator is giving me gibberish

Host CO_VanSickle says:
::sighs:: Ut’guwe: It's a term we humans use when a mother takes off from work when she's expecting a child.

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
XO: You sure you don’t want me to take the big chair, Ma'am? ::grins::

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
::grins back:: CTO:  I think I can handle it, Commander.

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
ACTION: The ship begins to shake... almost slightly

OPS-Anari says:
:: Hears the CTO and looks back at him a moment ::

CNS_McDonald says:
:: feels the deck plates moving ever so slightly ::

OPS-Anari says:
:: Checks her console and sensors... ::

CNS_McDonald says:
*XO* everything alright up there?

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
::takes his position at Tactical::

Host CO_VanSickle says:
::feels the shimmy::

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
::feels the ship shake:: OPS/CTO:  Check that out.

OPS-Anari says:
XO: I'm on it, ma'am

Host CO_VanSickle says:
*XO*: Ambassador's quarters to bridge, what's going on?

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
XO: Checking.

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
*CO*:  Checking now, Captain.  Shouldn't you be resting?

OPS-Anari says:
:: Punches a few more button on her console ::

Host CO_VanSickle says:
*XO*: Hormones are getting the best of me.  You should know, you've been in my position... twice.

OPS-Anari says:
XO:  It's one of the gravity generators, ma'am.  I'll get an engineering crew right on it

OPS-Anari says:
:: Sends a message to engineering to have a repair team look at the gravity generators ::

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
*CO*:  Indeed I have, Captain.  As to the situation it seems we have a minor problem with one of the gravity generators.  Engineering is on it now.

Host CO_VanSickle says:
*XO*: Keep me informed.  VanSickle out.

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
ACTION: The other gravity generators begin to compensate for the malfunctioning one, however the malfunctioning one comes back online. Gravity is 5g on decks 1 thru 5 and 3 g on decks 5 thru 26

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
::feels incredibly heavy::

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
::falls on the floor her knees collapsing::

OPS-Anari says:
:: Feels a little differently and contacts engineering ::

Host CO_VanSickle says:
::falls onto butt and is laid out on deck:: All: Help!

CNS_McDonald says:
::: hits the floor ::

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
ACTION: Gravity shifts all over the ship to Negative 3 g

CNS_McDonald says:
*XO* we have more problems here!

Host CO_VanSickle says:
::floats to ceiling::

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
::floats off the deck::

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
::falls up to the ceiling and hits her head::

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
All: ok, this is getting ridiculous.

Host CO_VanSickle says:
::about to vomit::

CEO_Bodine says:
<EO_Jerlec> *OPS*: We're reading something too, in the gravity systems. Emergency controls activated automatically when a problem was detected. I am running a diagnostic on the generators now sir.

OPS-Anari says:
:: Feeling lighter as she begins to float ::

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
::is now floating:: *CNS*:  I noticed!  *Eng*: Engineering, get the gravity back on-line now!

CNS_McDonald says:
:: hits the ceiling in the ambassadors quarters ::

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
::gets to the ceiling, and gently pushes himself back downwards::

OPS-Anari says:
*Jerlec*: Acknowledged!  Get that problem handled immediately!

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
ACTION: Gravity generators shut down due to stress

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
::hits the ceiling hard ... knocks herself out in the process::

Host CO_VanSickle says:
::floating in mid air::

CNS_McDonald says:
CO: this is most unamusing..

OPS-Anari says:
:: Returns to her seat thumping it hard ::

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
ACTION: Gravity is 0g all over the ship... the computer has shut down engines as a safety precaution

Host CO_VanSickle says:
::stomach turns:: CNS: You're tell... ing... ::barfs::

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
::floats unconscious in the air::

CEO_Bodine says:
:: is gonna get sick ::

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
::grabs hold of anything he can as he sees the XO knock herself out::

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
::floats around the bridge totally out of it::

CNS_McDonald says:
:: hints the floor knocking himself out momentarily ::

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
*sickbay* Medical emergency on main bridge, get someone up here as fast as you can.

CEO_Bodine says:
:: gets sick too the place is a mess now ::

OPS-Anari says:
:: Starts to float upward again. Bends her legs so she can hold on to her chair.  Sees the XO and taps her commbadge ::   *Sickbay*: Emergency medical team to the bridge...if you can!

Host TCO_Ut`Guwe says:
ACTION: Minimal gravity returns to the ship.... 0.5 g... the vomit falls on the CO

Host CO_VanSickle says:
Self: Yuck!

OPS-Anari says:
:: Mentally focus' on the XO and holds her with her mind ::

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
::feels himself touch down on the floor again, and bounces over to the XO::

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
::begins to fall to the floor::

Host CO_VanSickle says:
::bounds into the bathroom and takes a sonic shower, as best he can::

OPS-Anari says:
:: Slowly lowers the XO to the floor as she feels gravity return to minimal ::

Host XO_AQilla_Horn says:
::has a very nasty large green bruise on her forehead where she hit the roof::

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
::takes over since the XO is unconscious::

CEO_Bodine says:
:: lies on the floor after hitting it unconscious ::

OPS-Anari says:
:: Gets up and moves to the XO, removing her gloves ::

OPS-Anari says:
:: Begins to work on the XO ::

CTO_Garta-Nmbarri says:
*Engineering*: What is going on down there?  We need gravity and NOW!

EO_Jerlec says:
:: gets a teams on the rest of the generators

Host Gilles says:
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