USS Scorpius  10005.27  Episode 5 “In the End”
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XO_VanSickle says:
::at the helm::
CO_TPaula says:
XO: Get a status report from all the departments please.
OPS_Russel says:
::At his station::
CO_TPaula says:
OPS: Are we prepared to undock?
CMO_Xye says:
::in sickbay checking medical records::
XO_VanSickle says:
CO: Helm is ready.
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
::At station going over sensor scans::
CEO_AQilla says:
::in engineering::
OPS_Russel says:
CO:  Yes captain
CO_TPaula says:
OPS: Get permission from the star base.
MO_Siatty says:
::Gives Sickbay final check, reports readiness to CMO.::
EO_Nanapush says:
::Running Diagnostics in ME::
XO_VanSickle says:
CO: Waiting to hear from science.
CMO_Xye says:
MO: Doctor Siatty. How old do you think I am?
Meghan says:
::arrives on the Bridge::
XO_VanSickle says:
CTO: Status of tactical?
OPS_Russel says:
COM:  Star base:  This is the USS Scorpius, requesting permission to undock.
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
XO: Everything seems normal commander
MO_Siatty says:
CMO: Uncertain, Doctor.  Should I ask the relevance?
Meghan says:
::notices there is no one at Science:: XO: Sir, do you wish me to cover Science?
CMO_Xye says:
MO: Just wonder how old you thought I was.
CMO_Xye says:
MO: No relevance.
XO_VanSickle says:
CIV: Go ahead, uh...?
SB-64:
@COM: Scorpius: Permission granted.
MO_Siatty says:
CMO: Early to mid twenties based on rank and position.
OPS_Russel says:
CO:  We have permission.
XO_VanSickle says:
CIV: Nes, that's right.  Take science, Lt. Cmdr. Nes.
CMO_Xye says:
MO: I am 40 years old.
CO_TPaula says:
XO: Set a course for the site of our last encounter with the pirates and engage when ready.
XO_VanSickle says:
CO: Course already laid in.  Speed?
Meghan says:
::wonders if anyone else feels strange that her name matches the previous CSO's::
CEO_AQilla says:
EO:  Prepare Engines for warp
Meghan says:
::nods at the XO and moves to the Science Station::
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: Eye ma'am
CO_TPaula says:
XO: Warp six.
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: Ready ma'am.
XO_VanSickle says:
CO: Speed laid in.  Ready to go.
CMO_Xye says:
MO: Have you met Dice?
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
CO: Should I arm weapons since we are about to enter a hostile sector?
XO_VanSickle says:
::engages engines at warp 6::
CIV_Meghan says:
::runs a brief diagnostic on systems::
CO_TPaula says:
CTO: Not yet.
MO_Siatty says:
CMO: Yes I have, at the funeral.
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
CO: Yes ma'am
CMO_Xye says:
MO: Well... do you think he should meet the captain? He was pretty wild.
Elvira says:
@::Sashays around the bridge of the pirate ship::
MO_Siatty says:
CMO:  Just hope he doesn't clash personalities to bad.
CIV_Meghan says:
::completes diagnostic and begins reading sensor readout::
CMO_Xye says:
MO: He is Betazed... the captain is Vulcan. He is a big womanizer. The captain is a woman.
XO_VanSickle says:
::monitors navigation sensors on the way to the pirates' last-known position::
CEO_AQilla says:
::monitors engines::
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: Looks like we're going into a situation blind as a bat again. Lets hope Starr has survived for us to save someone, one funeral is enough for me!
CO_TPaula says:
XO: ETA?
MO_Siatty says:
CMO:  Would you like to cover the bridge, since we are heading into a probable battle?
CEO_AQilla says:
EO:  Yes for me too.  Keep an eye on the sensors.
CMO_Xye says:
MO: Yes. I'd like to. And... where will you be? Engineering?
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::At TAC.....tugging up her thigh high boots::
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO:It has my full attention ma'am.
PFCO_Granny says:
@::grumbles under her breath about the youth of today::
PXO_Elvira says:
::Adjusts her "eyes"::
MO_Siatty says:
CMO:  That would be logical.  The medical staff and EMH should be able to handle sickbay.
ACTION:  The Scorpius is 2 hours from the asteroid field.
PCO_Morticia says:
@::Sitting in Capt chair, twirling her knife in the arm of her seat::
PCEO_Soonat says:
@
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Adjusts the bodice of her outfit  just a little lower:: ahhh......much better.
CIV_Meghan says:
::begins detecting heavy field of asteroids::
MO_Siatty says:
::Kicks himself for using the phrase "that would be logical" with a Vulcan.::
PCEO_Soonat says:
oh my precious little engines how are we today?
PCEO_Soonat says:
<@>
PXO_Elvira says:
@::Sashays over to the XO's chair and sits down, crossing her legs::
PFCO_Granny says:
@PFCO: Hey, Mortie!  when we getting some action around here?  I'm not getting younger.......
CMO_Xye says:
MO: Okay then. I'll go to sickbay... the EMH and staff here... you Engineering. I'll cut on the EMH... I'll see you... in 200 hours.
PFCO_Granny says:
<PCO>
PCO_Morticia says:
@PFCO:  Don't get your girdle in a not granny, you will see action soon enough....
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Pulls the shoulders of her outfit down to her shoulders and then looks at her panel::
PCO_Morticia says:
<Knot>
PXO_Elvira says:
@::Removes a mirror from between her "eyes" and begins to primp::
MO_Siatty says:
CMO:  I'm heading to ME, I'll keep a channel open.  ::Grabs Med Kit and heads to ME.::
PCEO_Soonat says:
@:: pats each of the dilithium chambers as if they were here children::
CIV_Meghan says:
::detects random energy, nothing outside the 'norm'::
CEO_AQilla says:
::continues to monitor engines::
CMO_Xye says:
Computer: Activate EMH Xye.
XO_VanSickle says:
::monitors course::
PFCO_Granny says:
@::cackles delightedly:: PCO: You never have disappointed me yet, you little slag.
MO_Siatty says:
::Arrives in ME.::  CEO:  I'm setting up a medical station down here in case of injury, let me know if you need anything.
CMO_Xye says:
<EMH_Xye> ::appears:: Please state the nature of the medical... hey Jim.
PCO_Morticia says:
@::pointing her dagger:: PFCO:  Listen you old battle axe, keep an eye on where your going...  You haven't finish paying for the last time you scratched the ship.
CIV_Meghan says:
::'remembers' something concerning sensors, begins tinkering to increase range::
CEO_AQilla says:
MO:  Acknowledged Doctor.  Just please don't get in the way.
CMO_Xye says:
EMH: I have to go to the bridge... can you handle sickbay?
CEO_AQilla says:
MO:  It could get real busy down here real quick
PCO_Morticia says:
@PXO:  What is our status ?
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PFCO: ::laughs and belches::How much more do you think my kids can take??
MO_Siatty says:
CEO:  Of course, I'll stay out until needed.
CEO_AQilla says:
MO:  Thank you Doctor
XO_VanSickle says:
::wonders where the pirates would have taken Troi::
CIV_Meghan says:
::begins humming while she works::
CMO_Xye says:
<EMH_Xye> What? I don't need any of you. If the Voyager EMH can do it... I can. I am better than he is.
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCO: On course and steady, deary.
MO_Siatty says:
::Sets up Medical Station in out of the way corner.::
MO_Siatty says:
::Of ME.::
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: Someone on the bridge is 'tinkering' with sensors ma'am.
PCO_Morticia says:
@PXO:  Thank you dear...  I can always count on you....
CMO_Xye says:
::grabs MedKit and steps to door:: EMH: Okay. I'm sorry. I'll see you in 2 hours.
CMO_Xye says:
::leaves Sickbay and enters turbolift::
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCO: Of course.
CMO_Xye says:
Computer: Bridge.
PFCO_Granny says:
@::giggles delightedly:: FCO: Mortie!  Some morsels for the pickings, a BIG crumb if you must.
PCTO_Mistress says:
@PCO: I'm ready to kick some SF butt......get this show on the road.
PXO_Elvira says:
@::Pulls the zipper on the front of her uniform a little further down::
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCEO: Babes, your babies must perform now!
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO: Your gona kill my kids if you keep this up girl!
PCO_Morticia says:
@All:  Ok Ladies,  granny here says we have a target...  Lets say we girls go shopping...  ::grins;:
PFCO_Granny says:
@::cheers:: All:: I've always enjoyed shopping!
PCTO_Mistress says:
@PCO: Sounds just maaavelous, Darling.
PXO_Elvira says:
@All: Well, it's about time!  Let's do it!  ::puts her mirror away::
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCEO:  I'm going to be a lady for a change, and not comment... but if you......
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO: Goodie I love to shop ::looks for her bag::
MO_Siatty says:
::Wonders if we will be able to locate Pirates before they take out our shields.::
PCO_Morticia says:
@All:  Lets get into our shopping clothes...
CIV_Meghan says:
::'remembers' to beware the console overhead as she stands up and checks sensor efficiency::
CEO_AQilla says:
EO:  Don't worry about sensors.  The bridge has that covered.  Please run a check on our shields.  The last thing I want is to lose our shields in a fire fight.
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO: Your gona do what??::smiles::
PCTO_Mistress says:
@PCO: I already am......and looking mighty fine if I do say so myself.
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCO: I'm already in my shopping closes.  ::grins, evilly::
ACTION: Anomalous readings are being detected by the science station.
CMO_Xye says:
::enters bridge and quietly sets up a Medical Station::
PCO_Morticia says:
@::adjusts her skirt a little higher....::  PCEO:  Sell you to the highest bidder....
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: Eye ma'am
PFCO_Granny says:
@::revs the engines:: PCO: Ready when you are, sweetums.
CIV_Meghan says:
::detects anomalous readings::
PCO_Morticia says:
@:PCTO:  Hun, take down their shields...
CIV_Meghan says:
CO/XO: I am detecting anomalous readings.
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO: Not a chance sweetie.::laughs::
XO_VanSickle says:
CIV: From where?
PCTO_Mistress says:
@PCO: My pleasure, Pretty.
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCEO:  One of these days  I just might... <G>
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Fires on the Scorpius::
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCTO: Raise our shields.
EO_Nanapush says:
::grumbles as he turns to run check on shields::
CIV_Meghan says:
XO: Refining readings sir.
XO_VanSickle says:
CO: We're 90 minutes from the position.
CEO_AQilla says:
EO:  Re-direct any power you have to keep our shields up
ACTION:  A torpedo comes out of nowhere, but misses the Scorpius.
CIV_Meghan says:
XO: I believe it is a ship, but too difficult to determine due to the interference in this sector.
PFCO_Granny says:
@::burns some comet dust:: PCO: We're going in.  Hope you packed your barf bags!
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO: You couldn't catch a starship if you got up and tried. ::laughs even louder::
XO_VanSickle says:
Aloud: What was that?
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: Already on it!
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
CO: Should I charge shields and weapons?
XO_VanSickle says:
::prepares evasive::
CO_TPaula says:
CTO: Shields.
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCTO: Put your glasses on, Sweetie!  You missed!
PCO_Morticia says:
@PXO:  You take  Missy and Soonat, I'll take the battle axe..  You go to engineering and I'll take the bridge...
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Realizes she's missed:: Well........#*$# ::Fires again::
CIV_Meghan says:
::mumbles 'What do ya know, I was right!'::
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
::Turns shields on to full power::
XO_VanSickle says:
::does evasive pattern delta::
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCTO: You going blind dearie??
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCTO:  Deary,  My charge cards are becoming desperate here,  Lets get those buns moving...
PCTO_Mistress says:
@PCEO: Not on your life.  They just.....um.......changed trajectory.........yea..........that's it.
PFCO_Granny says:
@::throws a pair of glasses at Missy:: PCTO: There - use my old pair!
XO_VanSickle says:
CTO/CIV: Where are they coming from?
CO_TPaula says:
OPS: Hail whatever it is.
ACTION: This torpedo grazes the Scorpius' bow section and rocks the crew.
CIV_Meghan says:
::closes bottom of Science console and pushes toolbox out of the way with her foot::
XO_VanSickle says:
::rocks in seat::
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
::Braces himself::
OPS_Russel says:
::opens channel:: CO: Channel open, ma'am.
MO_Siatty says:
::Grabs wall to keep balance.::
PFCO_Granny says:
@::flies all  over the show, like a cheap perfume::
XO_VanSickle says:
::continues with evasive patterns until we get a fix on the hostiles::
EO_Nanapush says:
Self: let the fun begin ::Trying to sound confident:
CEO_AQilla says:
::holds on to console::
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCTO: Make the next one count, shall we?
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO: Darling do you want to do another fly by?
CIV_Meghan says:
::rubs her stomach like a charm and whispers 'Nes if you have any information concerning Pirates, now would be the time to share it!'::
CO_TPaula says:
COM: Pirates: Please identify yourself and explain your firing on this vessel.
PCO_Morticia says:
@::tapes her high healed, thigh high boots::  PFCO:  What do you think...?
PCTO_Mistress says:
@PXO: I'll try my best, sweetie.
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCEO: Hey, you little trollop - flyin is my job!
CMO_Xye says:
::stands next to a Science station to look at data::
PXO_Elvira says:
@COM: Scorpius:  Vessel?  We thought you were a floating mall.
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Fires once more.....doing her best to hit the stinking ship this time::
PCO_Morticia says:
@COM: Scorpius: I'm Capt Morticia.  Got a problem with that.
CIV_Meghan says:
::looks at the CMO:: CMO: Yes?
XO_VanSickle says:
::gets the ship out of the way of the incoming::
XO_VanSickle says:
::thinks this woman's cocky::
ACTION:  The torpedo hits the aft section, rocking the Scorpius  once more.
PXO_Elvira says:
@::Looks confused::
XO_VanSickle says:
::rocks again::
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PFCO: Oh I am sorry darling.::looks at her with vicious eyes::
XO_VanSickle says:
CTO: Do you have a position on that ship?
CO_TPaula says:
COM: Mortica: Only with your actions.  Explain yourself.
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
::Holds on to console::
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Does a little jig:: OOOOO I hit it!! Go me!!
CMO_Xye says:
Meghan: Oh... I'm just looking. Curious of science station. Umm... okay. Just reading.
MO_Siatty says:
ALL: Here we go again.  Computer:  Casualty report!
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
XO: Yes sir
PFCO_Granny says:
@::fly a bit drunkenly, clutching a bottle of Saurian brandy::
CIV_Meghan says:
::braces herself against the Science console::
PXO_Elvira says:
@::Grumbles:: All: You mean we got all dressed up in our shopping clothes for nothing?
PCEO_Soonat says:
@CTO: I guess sweetie we should give you a cookie.
CO_TPaula says:
CTO: Arm weapons.
CIV_Meghan says:
CMO: Just give me room to work.
ACTION:  Injured crew members begin to pour into sickbay.
PCO_Morticia says:
@PFCO:  Take us in..  PXO:  Not for nothing dear...  Shopping we are going....
XO_VanSickle says:
CTO: Let me know where to fly her for attack patterns.
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCTO: Hunny!  I'll get you a snazzy SF uniform for that kinda shooting!
CMO_Xye says:
::steps three steps from Science station::
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Readies her phasers while running her tongue over her lips deliciously::
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PFCO: Can I come with you also?  ::watches her engines::
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
CO: Yes ma'am ::Arms weapons::
CEO_AQilla says:
EO:  Status of shields?
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCO: Aye, Mortie. ::sets a collision course for the Scorpius::
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCTO: Hun, try for the shields this time...
CIV_Meghan says:
::bares her teeth a little at the CMO::
XO_VanSickle says:
::continues the evasives::
PFCO_Granny says:
@::gives her famous battle cry, reminiscent of Tarzan::
PCO_Morticia says:
@PFCO:  Gran, just don't scratch the paint, remember the arguments we had over the last paint job.
CO_TPaula says:
CTO: Return fire on their next hostile move.
PCTO_Mistress says:
@PCO: Of course my dear..........Shields it is ::Shoots some more....good shooting too::
PCEO_Soonat says:
@::Self what the world are those crazy loonies doing up there??::
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCTO: Aim carefully this time.  And don't injure any of the male crew! ::grins::
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: Holding, just!
CMO_Xye says:
<EMH_Xye> ::accepts patients:: Gosh... I feel like Rodney Dangerfield. No respect... Have patience people!!!
XO_VanSickle says:
::checks nav sensors::
PFCO_Granny says:
@::pulls out and runs off into the asteroids again::
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
::Watches next position of ship and fires Photon torpedoes::
ACTION:  Two more torpedoes hit the Scorpius  bringing shields down to 80%, but the pirates are now hiding.
PCO_Morticia says:
@PXO:  Looking for another hubby, or a playmate this time..  ::Grins::
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCO: Can I have a muscle mary please?

PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Looks at the PFCO:: PFCO: Whatcha do that for?  I wanted to have a little.........fun.
XO_VanSickle says:
::saw a blip on the nav sensors go around an asteroid::
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO: You got to stop doing this to my kids here their likely to rebel at my.
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCO: What kind of a shopping mall fires torpedoes?
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO: My kind of mall!
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: Down to 80% shields ma'am!
PCO_Morticia says:
@PXO:  One that I will blow up, if they don’t stop...  Especially when all we want to do is browse....
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCTO: Sorry babes, didn't want your pretty face scarred by a torpedo hitting your backside.
ACTION:  An old earth vessel reading is coming from the pirate ship.
CMO_Xye says:
::looks at Meghan admiring her... looking at data too::
CEO_AQilla says:
EO:  Try to keep them as high as you can.
CIV_Meghan says:
::gets a reading on the ship:: XO: It seems that ship is an Old Earth vessel.
PCTO_Mistress says:
@PFCO: Well......that's true.  I wouldn't want to damage this sweet face of mine now, would I?
XO_VanSickle says:
CO: I think I found where the pirates flew.  They're at ::checks sensors:: 276 mark 087.
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCO: Well, I wish they would hurry up and open the mall...my clothes are getting wrinkled!
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: Aye ma'am ::reroutes power to shields::
XO_VanSickle says:
CIV: Old Earth vessel?  You mean these pirates have retrofitted a schooner for space travel?
PFCO_Granny says:
@::thwaps Morticia with her cane:: PCO: Hey!  I said I want a Muscle Mary to decorate my bed.
PCO_Morticia says:
@PXO:  They are inconsiderate...  I'll have to make a complaint to the management....
CO_TPaula says:
XO: Get us into position for a good shot at them.
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO:Hey Slow poke what you doing?
CIV_Meghan says:
XO: Readings seems to indicate that sir.
XO_VanSickle says:
CO: Positioning now.  Heading 300 mark 211.
ACTION:  The pirates ship keeps moving in and out of the asteroid field, making it hard to track them.
PCO_Morticia says:
@::Gets up and gives granny a left hook:: PFCO:  What did I tell you about that CANE!?!?!?!
PFCO_Granny says:
@::takes the ship around for another run:: PCTO: Get those guns ready, dear.
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: Do you remember that idea,  If we release 6 grams of warp plasma behind the asteroids and debris and then ignite and direct the blast towards their direction, we may be able to damage their shields.
XO_VanSickle says:
CO: They're moving again.  Heading 311 mark 143.
PXO_Elvira says:
@PFCO: Wait behind this next asteroid, when the mall flies past come in behind them.  We'll enter through the back entrance!
CEO_AQilla says:
EO:  Sounds like a good idea.  I'll mention it to the bridge.
PCEO_Soonat says:
@::Self: I know that my poor engines, my poor darlings are trying to make mommy happy, but Granny doesn't appreciate you::
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCO: That you love being punished.  I've her what happens in your quarters......... :evil grin::
CIV_Meghan says:
XO: They have a very specific ion trail, but as they are moving so erratically it is difficult to get their exact location.
XO_VanSickle says:
CO: I'm slowing to impulse.
PFCO_Granny says:
@PXO: Aye, you trollop.
PCO_Morticia says:
@PXO:  Excellent idea...  I wonder if they have any sales today....
ACTION:  The Scorpius flies past the pirates’ position.
OPS_Russel says:
::Tries to track the pirate ship through the COMM.::
XO_VanSickle says:
::turns the ship around quickly::
PFCO_Granny says:
@All:: Yeeee haaaaaa.  We’re going in! ::flies from behind the asteroid::
PXO_Elvira says:
@PFCO: There they go! After them!  CTO: Fire at will!
CMO_Xye says:
<EMH_Xye> ::Injecting people with pain relief and using dermal regenerators.::
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Fires on the Scorp::
XO_VanSickle says:
All on bridge: I hope everyone had a light breakfast today.
CEO_AQilla says:
EO:  There's only one problem.  We need to know where they are for that to work
XO_VanSickle says:
::evasive alpha 24::
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PFCO: Hey what did you do that for?  You knocked me down!
ACTION:  Another torpedo hits the port nacelle with no damage other than to crew.
PCO_Morticia says:
@PFCO:  Be carefully deary....  Remember that secret admirer, the big bad Ferengi...  I may sell you yet...
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: I'm working on that ma'am!
CO_TPaula says:
CTO: Fire at will.
XO_VanSickle says:
::loops::
CIV_Meghan says:
::gets intimate with a bulkhead::
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PFCO: Oh yuck!
XO_VanSickle says:
::straightens out::
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCEO: Oh grow up, you big baby. What's a couple of bumps and bruises.  That is a flying sale.
XO_VanSickle says:
::barrel rolls::
XO_VanSickle says:
::flying freestyle::
CEO_AQilla says:
EO:  Co-ordinate with the CSO.  She may have an idea on how it would work
CMO_Xye says:
::watching Meghan's fingers move::
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCO: You wish, you softie.  You like me too much.
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
::Arms phaser and fires a concentrated beam at pirates::
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PFCO: Haven' you heard of seat belts.
PCO_Morticia says:
@::grinning::  PFCO:  Don't bet the mall on that....
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: Aye ma'am
ACTION:  The pirate ship ducks behind another asteroid, with the Scorpius' phasers hitting it.
XO_VanSickle says:
::positions ship to fire::
XO_VanSickle says:
CTO: Ever heard of the old video game "Asteroids"?
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCTO:  NOOoo.!!  Did the paint get scratched ?
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
XO: Yes I believe so, Why?
XO_VanSickle says:
CTO: Time to hit some asteroids, and that pirate ship if they're in our way.
ACTION; Debris from the asteroid hits the pirate vessel, with little damage.
PCTO_Mistress says:
@:PCO: Nah.....we're just fine.
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO:Sweet heart I think something hit us.
XO_VanSickle says:
CTO: I'll point us, you fire.

PFCO_Granny says:
@PCO: I'm not repainting the damage!  That trollop for a CTO can.
XO_VanSickle says:
::points the ship at the pirates' last position::
PCTO_Mistress says:
@PFCO: Who you calling a trollop......you sagging bootied woman?
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
XO: Yes sir, should I fire?
PCO_Morticia says:
@PFCO:  How about a little game of hide and seek... or would you prefer tag...
XO_VanSickle says:
CTO: Fire at will.
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCTO: Why you, hunny.
XO_VanSickle says:
CTO: Don't wait for authorization.
CIV_Meghan says:
::tries to calculate a way to determine how old the Pirate's trail is::
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCTO: Where is the mall now?
CMO_Xye says:
<EMH_Xye> ::cursing under breath while the people leave smiling and happy to be helped::
PCTO_Mistress says:
@PFCO: Well, you just wait a bit, Granny.  You'll get yours.
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
::Fires full phaser spread::
PCO_Morticia says:
@PXO:  Instead of the mall, I think we came across the kiddies play room...
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCO: Tag!  I've been good at since before I can remember, back in 5509.12
ACTION:  The Scorpius lays down fire, exploding many asteroids causing the pirates to retreat and regroup.
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCO: Do they have things on sale?
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO: Not my Kiddies! You witch!
XO_VanSickle says:
::keeps chasing the pirates::
PCO_Morticia says:
@PXO:  I hear they have a great jungle gym....
PFCO_Granny says:
@::giggles manically:: All: That was fun!  Can we do it again?
PXO_Elvira says:
@::Falls out of her chair::  All: Hey! ::Gets up and straightens her uniform::
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCEO:  Loosen those panty hose....
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCO: Jungle Jim?  Is he cute?
PCO_Morticia says:
@PFCO:  Tag it is....  and there it....
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PFO: Ah miss floozy I hate to say this but aren't they getting close??
XO_VanSickle says:
::keeps the pirates in his sights::
CIV_Meghan says:
::watches the Pirate's trail do Loop the Loop::
PCO_Morticia says:
@PXO:  If I remember correctly, it is a wooden structure, if you’re into that kinda of thing.
ACTION:  The pirates have come to a standstill, hidden from the Scorpius.
PFCO_Granny says:
@::pours on some more juice, burning asteroid dust::  PCEO: It's your darned slow babies, dear.
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCEO: Damage report!
XO_VanSickle says:
::has a bead on the pirates::
PFCO_Granny says:
@::reverses the ship into a hole in a huge asteroid::
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PFCO: my babies are not slow!!!::Yells at the same time as she cusses::
XO_VanSickle says:
All: Pirates are dead ahead.
CMO_Xye says:
::watching Meghan... makes a loud sigh on mistake::
XO_VanSickle says:
All: Behind that asteroid.
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Looks at a tear up the side of her already short skirt and laughs:: Well.....nothing like showing a little thigh now is there.
CIV_Meghan says:
::head snaps round:: CMO: Couldn't you make yourself useful elsewhere? Um, like maybe with the injured?
PXO_Elvira says:
@PFCO: Engines all stop.
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCO: We're just stopping for a quick pit stop. ::gulps from the bottle::
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO: Darling why do you treat me like a dog?
PCO_Morticia says:
@PFCO:  Make it quick...
CMO_Xye says:
::steps back:: CIV: I apologize... I will make myself... scarce.
CIV_Meghan says:
::still attempting to filter out energy interference::
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCEO:  Just because darling.....  I must be jealous....
PFCO_Granny says:
@::dashes out of the bridge:: PCO: You can fly, right.  The bladders is a bit weak..... ::giggles again::
EO_Nanapush says:
*CIV*  If  you can find a way to find their ion trail, I may have an idea to bring their shields down!
MO_Siatty says:
::Begins treating injuries, lots of Kelotane ready.::
CMO_Xye says:
<EMH_Xye> ::is running around treating people:: MO: Nice to see you.
PCO_Morticia says:
@::rolls eyes:: PXO: I'm selling her...
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO: Just for that I am going to tell my kids not to listen to you::walks to the consol and thinks about to turn off the engines::
PXO_Elvira says:
@::Watches as the PFCO dashes off the Bridge::
CIV_Meghan says:
*EO*: I have already detected their ion trail, it is however, difficult to filter out the energy interference to gain an accurate reading.
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCO: Ahhh.....lovely!
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCEO:  Want some cheese with that whine hun... ?
XO_VanSickle says:
CMO: Don't you have to treat some people in sickbay?
PFCO_Granny says:
@::returns after a couple of minutes::  All: We really need a bidet.... ::gives Morticia a meaningful look::
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO: If you can't say anything nice about my kids I will tell them not to listen to your mouth!!
ACTION:  As the Scorpius comes around the asteroid, there is no trace of the pirate vessel.
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Gets an itchy trigger finger::
PCO_Morticia says:
@PXO:  What do you think we can get for her.....?
XO_VanSickle says:
::aloud:: Where'd they go?
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCTO: Activate main viewer!
CMO_Xye says:
XO: I believe... Doctor Siatty and the rest of the medical staff are there. Don't want to make it too crowded.
EO_Nanapush says:
*CIV* When you do and pin point them out to us, we could release 6 grams of warp plasma behind the asteroids and debris and then ignite and direct the blast towards their direction, we may be able to damage their shields.
MO_Siatty says:
Computer:  Open Audio channel to the bridge so I can hear what's going on up there, be ready for Incoming.
CIV_Meghan says:
::debates whether hitting the Science console will solve their 'problem', decides against it::
XO_VanSickle says:
CMO: But when we're in a situation like this, the chief medical officer's place is in sickbay.
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCEO: Oh, untie the tights, we're all in it for the shopping.
CMO_Xye says:
XO: Yes sir.
CIV_Meghan says:
*EO*: Couldn't we do approximately the same amount of damage using phasers and torpedoes?
CO_TPaula says:
CMO: Your presence will not add to crowding enough to affect efficiency.
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO: Ah darling I have to feed the kids ya know.
CMO_Xye says:
::collects medical materials and leaves bridge::
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCEO:  So feed them, but stop the whining....
EO_Nanapush says:
CIV: Not if they hiding behind asteroids, no.
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Activates the main viewer:: PXO: There you are, hun.
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO: Oh jeezz you would spoil my fun.
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCTO:  Are those minor hull breeches fixed.  There is a mall with my name on it out there....
CIV_Meghan says:
*EO*: But if we locate them exactly?
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCTO: Thank you, sweetie.  ::Watches as the Scorpius flies past::
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCEO:  That is why I'm here dear, just to make you miserable....
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Looks at the PCO:: PCO: I believe that's PCEO Soona'ts department.
PFCO_Granny says:
@::sips from the bottle of brandy:: PCO: So what are we waiting for now?
MO_Siatty says:
::Applies Dermaline Gel to injured crewmembers arm, then administers 2cc morphenolog.  Moves on to the next one.::
XO_VanSickle says:
CO: Captain, it looks like these pirates are a bit of a handful.
CMO_Xye says:
::enters Sickbay::
CO_TPaula says:
XO: Resume our course.  If they don't follow us we won't bother them.
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCEO: Damage report!
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PXO: What is  my department?
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCTO:  Maybe, but she is, I won't say....  so be a dear ....
ACTION:  Unknown to the pirate ship, due to poor internal sensors, the warp drive goes down.
MO_Siatty says:
CMO: Welcome back, pull up a tricorder and jump in.
CMO_Xye says:
<EMH_Xye> CMO: Nice timing Fox.
XO_VanSickle says:
CO: Aye.  ::resumes course to the pirates', who took Troi, position::
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCO: When can we play tag again?
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PXO: There is nothing wrong here so what ya hollering about?
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Sighs and makes a nasty face and takes a look at the "Minor" hull breaches::
EO_Nanapush says:
*CIV* It was just an idea, I though million small particles smashing into their shields might bring down their shields in one blast?
CMO_Xye says:
MO and EMH: Sorry for the hold up... something is not right with me.
PCO_Morticia says:
@PFCO:  As soon as we get these little problems fixed...  You can play anything you want....
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Sends out the CEO's damage repair crews:: PCO: It should be fixed in no time, sweetie.
XO_VanSickle says:
::course resumes at warp 6::
MO_Siatty says:
CMO: No problem.  Jump on in.
PXO_Elvira says:
@PFCO: As soon as the mall flies by again, take us out into a vertical dive then come up under them.
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCO: And you want to play tag, who the devil killed my engines??
CIV_Meghan says:
*EO*: I have nothing against your idea, was wondering if it was truly practical for the amount of trouble it would be to set up and control. Also, the idea would have to be approved by the CO.
XO_VanSickle says:
CO: ETA again is 90 minutes.
CMO_Xye says:
::begins helping patients... a little girl with a bruise is first::
PFCO_Granny says:
@::revs the engines again and hears a splutter:: All: Sh....  Oh, razzlefrat!
CO_TPaula says:
XO: Thank you, Commander.
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCEO:  Where are my engines,  you no good for nothing floozy....
PCTO_Mistress says:
@PCEO: At least I knew you engines were dead, snitty.
PCTO_Mistress says:
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PXO_Elvira says:
@PCEO: Engine status!
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PFCO: You and your fancy flying has killed the kidds::starts to cry about her babies::
EO_Nanapush says:
*CIV* I understand.
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCEO:  Oh turn off the water works...
PCEO_Soonat says:
@POC: Don't you get snotty with my witch!!
PFCO_Granny says:
@::puts prettily:: All: Now where am I going to get my Muscle Mary to pose for me all night!  Well, not just pose......

ACTION:  The Scorpius returns to her original course.
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCEO: Quit whining and fix those engines!  We have some serious shopping to do!
CIV_Meghan says:
::notes course change::
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCTO: Current position of the mall?
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCEO: Oh, relax the straps of the brassier, you didn't take good care of them.
CMO_Xye says:
::begins to help older civilian as little girl leaves sickbay::
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCEO:  Honey,  I'll be anything I want....Just fix those engines..  The XO wants to go shopping and you know how she is if she doesn't shop.
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PXO: I am not whining you witch.  You and your fancy trollup of a PFCO have destroyed my children!!
CEO_AQilla says:
EO:  damage report
PCTO_Mistress says:
@PXO: On its way shopping on it's own.....all because the stupid engineer won't do her job!
PCO_Morticia says:
@PCEO:  It would seem I took your rubber room away too soon...  GET A GRIP!!!!
PXO_Elvira says:
@PCEO: Forget it!  I'll fix them myself if you can't do it!  ::Stomps off the bridge into the TL::  Main Engineering!
PFCO_Granny says:
@::preens at the compliment:: PCEO: You really think a 69 year old lady is fancy???
PCO_Morticia says:
@PFCO:  Don't let it go to your head....
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCTO: How dare you accuse me you trollup.  I look better than you so there!
ACTION:  A large asteroid is headed in the Scorpius' direction.
XO_VanSickle says:
::steers out of the way of the asteroid::
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Looks at the PCEO:: PCEO: Not a chance honey.  I can take you any day. Hands down.......
CEO_AQilla says:
EO:  Status of our shields?
CMO_Xye says:
::stops swelling in old man's leg::
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCO: Oh but Mortie - I haven't heard that in such a long time.....
PXO_Elvira says:
@::Exits TL and enters ME:: PCEO: Get out of the way you imbecile!  ::Begins repairing the warp drive::
PCO_Morticia says:
@::sighs::  Self:  This is not a ship, its an insane asylum.
CIV_Meghan says:
CO/XO: A large asteroid is headed in our direction.
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCTO: I don't think so ugly.  You couldn't take me with your hands tied.
PFCO_Granny says:
@::gets stuck into the brandy::
XO_VanSickle says:
CIV: Already initiating evasive maneuvers.
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: Shields are back to 92%, should have full shields back in ten minutes.
PCTO_Mistress says:
@PCEO: But I could with yours tied.........::Looks for the rope::
CEO_AQilla says:
EO:  Thank you
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCTO: Just you try honey....::looks for her handcuffs::
CIV_Meghan says:
::crawls back under the Science console to finish her 'tinkering' with the sensors::
PXO_Elvira says:
@*PFCO* Try the engines now, Granny!
CEO_AQilla says:
::checks other systems for damage::
PCO_Morticia says:
@PFCO:  Stop drinking darling, and get us out of here....
MO_Siatty says:
::Examines next patient, minor epidural burns and a bump on the head.  Administers Dermaline Gel for burn, ice for head.::
PFCO_Granny says:
@::revs the engines::
CMO_Xye says:
::feels weird sense of frustration::
XO_VanSickle says:
CO: We're 30 minutes from the last known position of Troi and Gul Sur's pirates.
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PFCO: Yu insulted my engines and they are not going to listen to you.
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Finds the rope and heads over to the PCEO::
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: Lets hope we can get a lock on them this time? I get nervous being blind as a bat.
PXO_Elvira says:
@::Hears the warp systems power up and grins.  Runs out of ME to the Bridge::
XO_VanSickle says:
CO: Make that 3 minutes.
ACTION:  Torpedoes are heading toward the Scorpius head on.
PFCO_Granny says:
@::purrs at the PCEO:: PCEO: Watch me.
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCTO: I see you coming and I got the handcuffs ready.
XO_VanSickle says:
CO: INCOMING!
CIV_Meghan says:
::completes sensor upgrade::
OPS_Russel says:
::grabs on to console.::
XO_VanSickle says:
::evasive delta 33::
CO_TPaula says:
XO: Slow to impulse and take evasives.
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Tips the PCEO on her side and hog ties her:: All the more clothes for me, dearie.
XO_VanSickle says:
::slowing to impulse::
CIV_Meghan says:
::grabs Science console and tries to establish origin of torpedoes::
CMO_Xye says:
::Sends old man on his way and injects an Ensign with "painkiller"::
K’Rass says:
#COM: Pirate Ship:  Back off the Scorpius if you want to live.  That is my ship.
PFCO_Granny says:
@::burns some asteroid dust:: PCO: We're heading after the mall!
PXO_Elvira says:
@::Enters Bridge::
PCO_Morticia says:
@PFCO:  See if you can make it this time.....
MO_Siatty says:
Med Tech Nielson:  Keep replicating Dermaline, we need more ASAP.
PXO_Elvira says:
@::Removes knife from her sheath and kills the PCO::
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCTO: You witch I'll get you just as soon as I get out of this rope.
CO_TPaula says:
CTO: Where did that come from?
PCO_Morticia says:
@::falls down dead::
CEO_AQilla says:
EO:  Get those shields up as fast as you can
PCTO_Mistress says:
@PCEO: Is that a promise of a threat?
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PXO: Oh can I be the captain now?
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: Already on it!
PXO_Elvira says:
@::Looks at the PCO::  PCO: That'll teach you!
K’Rass says:
#COM: Pirates:  Answer me now, or suffer the consequences.
CMO_Xye says:
::sees six people left... feels guilt and remorse::
PFCO_Granny says:
@::looks at the nav sensors:: PXO: Sweetie - the big bad wolf is out there.
PCTO_Mistress says:
::Looks around for the PXO::  PXO: Oh honey........you have a message for you.
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
CO: I do not know, there is nothing on sensors
PXO_Elvira says:
COM: K: Your ship?  I don't see your name on it!
CO_TPaula says:
CTO: They can't have come at us from outside sensor range.  Review the logs.
PFCO_Granny says:
@::ignores any protests and flies out of the sector::
KRass says:
#COM: Pirates:  Last warning, turn around or die.
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCTO: Where are you witch::looks for her:: I am going to stew you in your own juices.  Hee Hee
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Sits at TAC Quite pleased with herself.......Looking over her readings::
PCTO_Mistress says:
@PXO: um.....hon?  We gonna skedaddle?
PXO_Elvira says:
@COM: KRass: Forget it!  You'll have to catch us first!  Granny: Step on it!
EO_Nanapush says:
CEO: Shields at 99.875%
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCTO: Already on it hunny - that's K`Rass - you don't mess with him
CEO_AQilla says:
EO:  Thank you.  Please advise me when they are at full power
CIV_Meghan says:
::wonders if the warning is in fact an automatic response to an alarm that may have (inadvertently) been triggered::
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PCTO: Ah I caught you::Kills her with her knife
CMO_Xye says:
::uses dermal regenerator to heal a long pussy cut::
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
::Looks at sensor logs:: Self: Found them. CO: Dead ahead!
PCTO_Mistress says:
@::Dies........really dead::
PXO_Elvira says:
@::Removes her knife from her sheath and throws it at the CTO hitting her in the chest::
PFCO_Granny says:
@::does some fancy flying::
CO_TPaula says:
CTO: Specify.
PCEO_Soonat says:
@PFCO: Now it is your turn dearie.
KRass says:
ACTION:  Sarina has received a com from K'Rass and comes up behind the pirate ship and blasts them to space dust.
PFCO_Granny says:
@PCEO: You try it!  ::pulls the rapier out of her cane and sticks it into the PCEO::
Sarina says:
#Pirate ship: Take this!  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
PCEO_Soonat says:
@::Oh no!! and dies::
MO_Siatty says:
Injured Crewman:  There you go.  All better.  Now get outa here!
CTO_Vajeeta_Sorauk says:
CO: Now there is only space debris
PFCO_Granny says:
@::shrieks as she becomes space dust::
CO_TPaula says:
CTO: Debris of what?
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