Star Trek: A Call To Duty
U.S.S. Quirinus NCC-83942 - SD 10508.01

Starring:

Keith LaHue		as	Commander Ben Pangborn – XO

…and…

Jeffrey Brown		as	Commander Kraight – CSO
Christopher Dickinson 	as 	Lt. Commander Billy Bob Powers Jr. – CTO
Kurt Goring	 	as 	Lieutenant JG Soriq Ahkileez – FCO
Kate McTiernan	as	Captain Joanna Matisse – CIV
Karriaunna Scotti 	as 	Commander Azhure – CNS
Edward Selgas 	as 	Lt. Commander David Telarus – CEO

                        …with…

Michael Jones		as	The Doctor
KJ			as	Holec - MO
Lynda			as	Lt Brindle - EO

                        …with…

Mike Jones	      	as 	Guest SM

U.S.S. Quirinus Stardate 10508.01 "Star Light, Star Bright" Episode One (Of One)

Note: This is an imaginary story. It happens either before today happened ... or after today happened. It could not happen at all. It is after, an imaginary story.  But after all ... aren't they all?

=/\==/\==/\==/\==/\= BEGIN MISSION =/\==/\==/\==/\==/\=

ACTION: The Steamrunner Class U.S.S. Quirinus travels amongst the stars.

CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
::sits in Main Engineering monitoring the engineering crew work::
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: On the bridge, quietly just observing.::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
::complacent on the bridge, reads crew efficiency reports::
MO_Holec says:
:is in sickbay::
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: steps out of the turbolift onto the Bridge :: CNS: Good morning, Counselor, Commander.
CIV_Capt_Matisse says:
::Standing in the back of the bridge, watching the crew, getting to know everyone::
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
::On the bridge, quietly observing Azhure's backside::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
:nods:: CSO: Kraight
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: begins his customary morning review of the overnight sensor logs ::

ACTION: There is the sound of several thousand tiny impacts along the hull. Almost like it's raining. One might comment that it should be impossible to hear anything hitting the hull that doesn't show up on sensors.

CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
CSO:  A good morning to you.
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: looks up in alarm :: Self: What in the Maker's name...?
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CSO: What was that? And where did it come from? Internal?
CIV_Capt_Matisse says:
Self: Sounds like a storm outside....::Looks up at the screen::
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: quickly checks the short range sensors ::
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
XO: Checking now...
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Looks over at Bill with a raised eyebrow and a knowing look in her eyes.::
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
CNS: It's raining?  It hasn't rained since we left Hais... ::snorts lightly, shifts the rifle on his back, and checks his sensor::
FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
::steps out of the turbolift, absently rubbing the shoulder he pulled in the gym.
MO_Holec says:
::looks up hearing something on the hull::
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: looks more puzzled by the second ::
CIV_Capt_Matisse says:
::Hums a bit:: Self: its raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring..
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
XO: Sir... sensors very briefly registered several hundred thousand... no, close to a million... small life-forms impacting the hull.
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CSO: We can't be hearing stuff outside the ship. I think you’ll agree that a hallucinogenic ship would be bad for this particular commander
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
CTO:  Friends perhaps?
FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
::relieves the helmsman on watch and takes his seat, glancing quickly over the status displays::
Host The_Doctor says:
::Suddenly appears on the bridge. No flash of light. No "POP!" He's just there. A tall man, pale, with wisps of pink hair coming off his scalp. He wears a shimmering red robe and looks quite upset:: Stop! Stop this very instant!
EO_Lt_Brindle says:
*CEO*: Sir what's your location?
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CSO: Is it sentient life as we know it?
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
XO: I'm not su...   :: distracted by the pale man's appearance and disappearance ::
CIV_Capt_Matisse says:
Self: Oh my....:: is a bit shocked but makes a note on her padd::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
FCO: All stop
Host The_Doctor says:
Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear.
CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
*EO*: Main Engineering.
Host The_Doctor says:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Turns around confused.::
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
::His right hand reaches behind his back, but doesn't move yet, just quietly watching::
FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
::kills the engines and engages reverse thrusters:: XO: All stop, aye.
EO_Lt_Brindle says:
*CEO*: I will be there momentarily. Sir.
FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
::glances over his shoulder::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
Doctor: I was hoping you could tell us
CIV_Capt_Matisse says:
::Wonders if anyone is going to talk to the poor guy::
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: quietly unfolds his tricorder and scans the visitor ::
Host The_Doctor says:
XO: I believe you just wiped out the Third Contingent of the Intergalactic Vra-Vra-Voomabang Collective. Oh dear.
Host The_Doctor says:
CSO: Is there anything left of them?
EO_Lt_Brindle says:
::picks up his tool kit and heads from lower warp core back to the engine room::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
Doctor: You're kidding I hope. ::kind of stunned:: They were an intelligent lifeform? The ones we just hit?
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Frowns::  Doctor: I do not remember hearing of such a race.
Host The_Doctor says:
XO: Why yes. They came up with the Interphasic Harpsichord, didn't you know!
CIV_Capt_Matisse says:
::Tries to make sure she gets all the notes on what he said:: Doctor: how do you spell that? ::raises an eye brow::
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
Doctor: Not that I can tell. The sensor readings are confused. It is possible they went into warp as they struck the hull.
Host The_Doctor says:
CNS: Well now, I'm afraid no one may ever hear of them again!
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
Doctor: Uh. No. I didn't....:::turns to Kraight:: CSO: Status of the lifeforms? ::hesitant:: Are they.....
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
Doctor:  I am sure, there must be some unharmed.
Host The_Doctor says:
Tsk! Who are you people anyway? ::Steps over to the Counselor and looks her up and down. Stares at the commbadge emblem:: Hmmm.
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
Doctor: May we inquire after your name, and your purpose here?
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
* Medical*:  Prepare for incoming
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
XO: No lifeforms now registering on our scanners, sir.
MO_Holec says:
*CNS*: Yes Sir
Host The_Doctor says:
CSO: I am the Doctor. I was entertaining the Tri-Organic Mice of 4-Space when I heard the million screams of certain death!
CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
::starts to work on a project of his while he sees a group of engineers off in the distance working on a plasma injector assembly::
CIV_Capt_Matisse says:
Self: t r i space, o r g a n i c    mice.... huh?
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
Doctor. I see. We had no reason to believe that any organic lifeforms would be traversing this sector, Doctor.
Host The_Doctor says:
::Rubs eyes:: This is no good. No good at all.
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CSO: I see....Doctor: Surly there must be some other explanation....any being capable of traveling through space must be prepared to deal with it.
MO_Holec says:
::begins preparing sickbay for incoming::
Host The_Doctor says:
XO: Oh, I see. You're trying to say it was their fault?
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Looks at Bill and lightly shakes her head.::
CIV_Capt_Matisse says:
Doc: If the shoe fits...
Host The_Doctor says:
XO: Don't you know the rules of intergalactic travel? The intergalactic vessel traveling BEHIND the space-faring species is responsible at all times!
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
::coughs:: Doctor: Well...no...but.....
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Pulls up sensor readings around the ship.::
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
Doctor: Sir, we detected no space-faring life forms up to the moment of impact.
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CSO: Why weren’t they deflected the same way all space minutia is? Doctor: This should have been avoided by us, and usually is
EO_Lt_Brindle says:
:: enters main engineering and looks for the CEO and finds him:: CEO: Sir I repaired the lower warp core as ordered sir.  What would you like me to do next sir?
FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
::reduces the residual thrust from the impulse engines so he doesn't accidentally cremate the remains:: XO: Should I bring us about for... recovery operations?
Host The_Doctor says:
XO: They like to hop in and out of the phase continuum. I suppose that might explain some things ... oh dear. This won't go over with the Outer-Dominion of Shoe-Shoppers.
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
XO: There were no readings. I believe they may have emerged from subspace just before impacting the hull.
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
XO:  Commander...  :: Looks up with uncertainty.::  I am reading biomatter along the hull... embedded into the hull.  :: shivers::  At a guess, I would say around 11,000... bodies... corpses.
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
FCO: Scan for any life, and make sure we don't hit them again, but yes, take a look around
Host The_Doctor says:
::Sniffs::
Host The_Doctor says:
::Steps over to Azhure, and sniffs again:: Oh, an El Aurian!
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CNS: 11,000?
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: turns back to his sensor panel to check and refine Azhure's readings ::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CSO: I see
Host The_Doctor says:
ALL: There is matter left?!
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Leans back:: Doctor:  Yes... why?
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
Doctor: It would appear so...
CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
EO: Need you to look over this code and make sure there aren't any mistakes. ::hands her the PADD::
Host The_Doctor says:
CNS: Your people smell lovely. A shame what happened to them.
Host The_Doctor says:
CNS: I heard they were turned into toaster ovens?
Host The_Doctor says:
CSO: Then there is still hope!
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Blinks::
FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
::links the science sensors to the navigational array and moves off gently, making a wide arc to bring them back around, banking softly to avoid scattering the particles anymore than he has to::
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
Doctor: Indeed? Hope of what?
Host The_Doctor says:
CSO: Why bringing them back of course.
EO_Lt_Brindle says:
::takes the PADD and scans it carefully::
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
Doctor:  Sickbay is standing by.
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
Doctor: And how will we accomplish that?
Host The_Doctor says:
XO: Quick, Commandant, Commander, Captain, Admiral, El Presidente! You must gather your forces together and save that species!
Host The_Doctor says:
CSO: Don't you have a resurrection department on your vessel?
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Looks at the first officer.::
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: looks both puzzled and bemused :: Doctor: We have a sick bay... but resurrections are few and far between.
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
XO:  I can get a lock on them and beam a few to sickbay.
FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
XO: Making the first scan pass... ::says it for protocol, but doubts anyone's listening to him right now as he carefully glides the Quirinus around the glittering cloud::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
Doctor: We have a sickbay. CNS: Lock on to the corpses if you can and transport them to sickbay. Doctor: What kind of environment do they need?
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
FCO: Acknowledged
EO_Lt_Brindle says:
::double checks the figures and hands the PADD back to the CEO::  CEO: Sir I find that all the codes and information contained in this PADD is correct.
Host The_Doctor says:
XO: Well they like hopping all over the place. 75.67934% of the time where they are not wanted. Anywhere is good. You should call in all your best officials. Your builder, YOUR doctor, your body guard, your chef!
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Stands up and moves to one of the science stations.::
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
::perks up at the word 'chef'::  Doctor: They are better toasted, fried, or broiled?
Host The_Doctor says:
::Closes his eyes for a moment:: XO: Your vessel is not very large. You will need to shrink them otherwise they may fill the whole ship.
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CNS: Any luck transporting them?
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
Chef?  ::Shakes her head, working on getting a lock.::
Host The_Doctor says:
CTO: In 5-space, EVERYTHING is fried.
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
::Scratches his chin wistfully, then remembers that diet Azhure put him on::
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Hearing Bill, realizes he is no more sure what to do about this then the rest of them.::
FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
::brings the ship about for the second pass::
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
Doctor: I'm sorry, Doctor, I don't think we are following you at all. Precisely what do you propose we do with the corpses of the lifeforms that struck us?
Host The_Doctor says:
CSO: Well as you don't have a resurrection department, we will have to do this the hard way.
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
Doctor: All right. And what is the "hard way"?
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
XO:  I have a lock on... biomatter.
Host The_Doctor says:
CSO: Meet me in your Doctor's office with a shrinking ray, three pairs of Argellian shoe-laces, and a quart of skim milk!
Host The_Doctor says:
::Dead serious face::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CNS: Transport it. CTO: Have security posted outside Sickbay, just in case
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
Doctor: Aside from the milk, I doubt we have any of those. Perhaps you could suggest some alternatives.
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Wondering whose nightmare she wandered into, she begins transport to sickbay.::
Host The_Doctor says:
CSO: Nonsense. Almost anything can be made into a shrinking ray. ::Walks over to his console:: Ah, I see. Federation standard. You're Starfleet. It's been a while since I worked for you people ...
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
Kraight: We don't even have the milk. It's synthetic. ::whispers:: Cutbacks
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
XO: Aye, Commander.  ::Taps his commbadge::  *Security*: Security, sent Ensigns Fred and Marwick to Sickbay to stand guard.
CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
EO: I will be on the Bridge, you have command of engineering until I get back.
EO_Lt_Brindle says:
::looks at him with a curious face::  CEO: Understood sir.
CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
::enters TL:: TL: Main Bridge
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
Doctor: Perhaps we should go to Sickbay and examine the bodies that have been beamed aboard.
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CNS: Can you confirm transport?
Host The_Doctor says:
CSO: That sounds like a plan. Shall we depart?
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
XO:  Aye sir... and sickbay appears to be complaining about them.
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CNS: About what?
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
XO:  All the bodies.
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: gestures to the turbolift :: Doctor, This way, sir.
Host The_Doctor says:
::Goes into the turbolift and shudders::
FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
::brings the ship to a gliding stop:: XO: Ship is at all stop, once more. Sensor run is complete. Science should have the data any minute.
Host The_Doctor says:
::Looks around nervously::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CNS: Tell them the rescue squad is on the way.
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
FCO: Brief me when it comes through
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
::enters after the Doctor :: TL: Sickbay.
Host The_Doctor says:
CSO: I don't know how you people can ride these things. So confining.
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
XO:  Aye sir... do you wish me to join you?
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: smiles :: Doctor: We adapt.
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
* MO*:  It would appear assistance... of some sort, is on the way.

ACTION: A knob falls off something in Main Engineering.

FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
::nods:: XO: Aye sir. ::locks down the engines and gets up from his station, making his way to Science to confer with Kraight's assistant::
Host The_Doctor says:
::Tilts head:: CSO: Weren't you a frog once?
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
::Leans on his console again::
EO_Lt_Brindle says:
::hears something hit the floor::
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: chuckles :: Doctor: Not that I can recall, no. Although my species did evolve for a lizard-like creature on our home world.

ACTION: A recording of CEO Telarus speaks from the CTO's console - "Please stop leaning on the console."

EO_Lt_Brindle says:
Self: what the hell was that????
Host The_Doctor says:
CSO: No, no, I'm fairly certain you were a frog once.
MO_Holec says:
::is in sickbay doing something::
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: shakes his head, does not reply ::
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
::Shrugs and leans harder::
EO_Lt_Brindle says:
::walks to where she heard the sound and looks down and sees a knob::

ACTION: The knob gleams. It's really shiny.

FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
::works with the SO to put together a report for the XO::
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: as the TL comes to a stop :: Doctor: Here we are.
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: steps out ::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CNS: I was referring to Kraight and the Doctor, but we could use your eye on it as well. I'll come with you.
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
FCO: You have the conn
Host The_Doctor says:
::Breathes a sigh of relief as he leaves the turbolift:: It's like being in a coffin. Not that I would know.
EO_Lt_Brindle says:
::picks up the shiny knob and looks around to see where it fell from::
CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
::arrives on the Bridge:: XO: Sir. ::nods and activates the Engineering Station::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
::nods::
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Nods and stands.::
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: ushers the Doctor into Sickbay ::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
::enters the TL with the counselor::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
TL: Sickbay

ACTION: Sickbay is filled with the smell of lemons.

FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
::Glances at the XO:: Self: What does anyone need the Conn for when we're not moving. ::frowns and turns back to the science readouts::

ACTION: Dozens of horribly mangled creatures that look like a cross between a crocodile and a raspberry lie about.

MO_Holec says:
::makes a face at the smell and the creatures::
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Makes her way into sickbay, her face becoming expressionless.::
Host The_Doctor says:
Oh dear. It's worse than I thought.
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
::the turbolift stops:: CNS: After you
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
MO: WHAT is that smell?
Host The_Doctor says:
CSO: We might just have to grind them up into juice and put them out of their misery.
MO_Holec says:
CSO: These things I guess ::motions to the creatures::
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Shudders at the Doctors comment.::
Host The_Doctor says:
::Stern face, then ... :: CSO / CNS: HA! Just kidding. I'm fairly certain we can save them.
EO_Lt_Brindle says:
::begins to run non interference diagnostics on all engineering systems::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
::great::
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
Doctor:  If you will please direct us...
Host The_Doctor says:
CNS: Well, it's quite simple. Do you have any Argellian shoe-laces and skim milk?

ACTION: There's an ominous creak from the CTO's station. Audible enough for the CEO to hear.

CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
Doctor:  Skim milk... synthesized, yes.  Argellian shoe laces are out of my territory.  :: Looks at the CSO::

ACTION: The hardly-ever-mentioned "mood" core glows in an orange sherbert color.

CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: spreads his hands in a gesture of helplessness ::
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
::Startles.  Hm, need some more time on that diet...::
MO_Holec says:
::Shakes her head and shrugs::
CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
::walks over to the CTO's station:: CTO: Anything wrong here Powers?
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
CEO: Um... no, don't think so...
Host The_Doctor says:
CNS: Well any sort of shoe-laces will do.
Host The_Doctor says:
::Crosses arms and taps foot:: Well, move along now. We don't have all day.
CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
CTO: I heard this loud creak from your station, mind if I check it out?
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
CEO: Uh, no.  Go ahead.  I'll go hang out by yours for a while.  ::Walks away::

ACTION: The knob the EO never put back continues to shine.

CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Steps over to the replicator and requests 'shoe laces'::
FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
::nods as he accepts the compiled report from the SO and takes the first seat he runs across to read it, which happens to be the captain's chair::
MO_Holec says:
::watches the doctor and the CNS::

ACTION: The computer inquires if the CNS would like a list of available kinds of shoe-laces.

CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
::grabs his engineering tool kit and starts to run a local diagnostic::
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
Computer:  Yes... show me the various... types.  :: slightly bemused.::

ACTION: The FCO is unaware he has 12 minutes until he disrupts the previous "groove" placed into the chair by Captain Sulek. When that happens, an auto-destruct sequence in the chair will activate.

ACTION: The computer begins to list 12,452 choices of shoe-laces.

CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
::walks past the engineering console, holding just long enough to make Telarus uneasy, then continues walking down towards the center of the Bridge::  FCO: Not a bad chair, is it?
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
Computer, by some small miracle, do we have Argellian shoe-laces?
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
Replicator: Discontinue. One pair shoelaces, black, cotton, 27 centimeters.

RE-ACTION: This temp. SM has been advised that the "auto-destruct groove sequence" was one of many budgetary cutbacks such as skim milk, as previously mentioned by Commander Pangborn.

FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
::glances down at the chair and then up at Powers:: CTO: A little lumpy. Are you here to relieve me?
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CNS: You could have asked me for my smelly running shoes ya know.

ACTION: The computer produces a pair of Argellian, black, cotton, 27 centimeter shoe-laces.

CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: hands shoelaces to the Doctor ::
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
I am not even going to question this.  :: Takes the laces along with the skim milk and hands them to the doctor.::
Host The_Doctor says:
::Takes the shoe-laces:: CSO: Skim milk?
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
::Shrugs slightly::  FCO: Nah, that's okay.  I don't think I was left in charge, either.  Haven't been in charge of more than a department since we left Abertura.
Host The_Doctor says:
::Takes the skim milk from the CNS:: CNS: Thank you.
Host The_Doctor says:
::Drinks the skim milk:: I've been watching my weight. Those Tri-Organic Mice know how to throw a fiesta. ::Goes to work with the shoe-laces, doing something to the large crocodile raspberries that cannot be understood. They slowly begin to glow one by one::
FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
CTO: As you wish, Commander. ::glances back at the report;:
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
Doctor:  And now?  :: Looks at the CSO.::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CSO: I hope you're taking notes
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
CNS: This is beyond me, Counselor.
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
XO:  At this rate, I don't know about smelly.

ACTION: The lemon smell begins to fade.

CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
CSO:  A first for everything I guess.
CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
CTO: You have your station. ::replaced some bolts and tighten some of them and fixed some loose wiring::
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
::Looks up from watching the FCO::  CEO: Oh, thank you.  Everything's fixed?
Host The_Doctor says:
::Wipes sweat:: XO: Now all you have to do is beam them back out into the field of mass murder that you left behind your warp stream, and they should be able to fix themselves.
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CSO: See to it they are transported out safely
CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
::decides to check his station too:: CTO: Yeah it's probably going to be even better now, I replaced some stripped and loose wiring and isolinear chips needed a routine power cycle.
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
XO: Aye, sir.   :: taps commbadge :: Transporter Chief: Transporter room... lock onto the small alien life forms now occupying Sickbay, and beam them 200 kilometers aft.
CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
Self: Everything looks in order here.
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
Doctor:  Is that it?  Anything else we can do?
CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
::moves over to Science and checks that out::
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
CEO: Thanks.  ::Smiles::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
Doctor: So sorry for the inconvenience. I'm sure Starfleet will come up with a way to avoid this in the future
Host The_Doctor says:
CNS: You did wonderful.
Host The_Doctor says:
XO: Pffft. Starfleet. They jipped me on my payment the last time I dealt with them.
FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
::gets up from the captain's chair:: CTO: Commander, I'd appreciate it if you'd relieve me. ::offers the padd:: And the recovery report the Ex-Oh wanted.
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
Doctor:  Thank you.  Now, might you inform us of a way that this does not happen again?
Host The_Doctor says:
CNS: Sure.
Host The_Doctor says:
CNS: Watch where you're going. ::Winks::
Host The_Doctor says:
::Begins to fade away::
Host The_Doctor says:
Oh yeah ... and the Vra-Vra-Voombang Collective wishes to thank you for your assistance. Despite nearly annihilating them, you worked out the kinks in their backs. Oh, and they request that you re-open that Abertura Station. It was a nifty place to observe and that Vorta of theirs was a hoot.
CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
::walks over to the FCO:: FCO: Would you mind if I checked out your station and you go over to OPS for the meantime?
Host The_Doctor says:
TA!
Host The_Doctor says:
::Vanishes complete::
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
CNS: I gue.......::quits trying to make sense of this::
CSO_Cmdr_Kraight says:
:: looks at the place where the Doctor was :: Self: Well... he certainly knows how to make an exit.
MO_Holec says:
Self: now that was weird
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Shakes her head::  XO:  I guess every once in a while, we needed a few... surprises.
XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
::grins:: CNS: Keeps us on our toes
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
FCO: Um... sure.  ::Takes the PADD::  You are relieved.
FCO_LtJG_Ahkileez says:
::nods and returns to his station::
CEO_LtCmdr_Telarus says:
::checks out the station and starts to tighten and loosen nuts and bolts and replace isolinear chips::
CTO_LtCmdr_Powers says:
::Scratches his head lightly::  Self: This sure has been an odd day
CNS_Cmdr_Azhure says:
:: Feels something odd in one of her pockets and looks down, pulling it gently open.::

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