Star Trek: A Call To Duty
U.S.S. Quirinus

The Last Quirinus Story
Conclusion

Arc Title: The Last Quirinus Story
Mission Number: 300
Creator: Michael Jones
Ship Manager: Michael Jones
Stardate: 10410.18

Previously …

The Crew remains in the Tavern at the End of Times and continue to tell their tale. Yet the rapidly growing amount of inhabitants of the Tavern have their own “take” on what is being told to them …

And the Story Continues.

Dramatis Personae 

Mitch Travis is Captain Sulek / Cap’n Su Lek – Commanding Officer of the Quirinus, the Vulcan / Deltan Sulek has been a member of the ship since its launch. Since the beginning of this Journey, Sulek has slowly begun to act with emotion. This soon culminated with the beginning of his relationship with Admiral Sheridan. However, his love for Sheridan (and growing emotions) posed a danger to the crew, and he was forced to end the relationship and lock up his emotions once more. The results of this action led to the supposed suicide of Admiral Sheridan. Sulek may feel remorse and worse … but no one can tell. He is beyond such things as emotions now.

    Lek is known amongst his crew as the heartless one. That is, because, he keeps his heart in a glass jar beside his bed in his chambers. A wise old man, he is prone to wearing old silk Chinese clothing and occasionally striking those who do not take his wisdom to heart. It is rumored that once he had a true love amongst the crew, but could not fulfill her needs and thus ripped out his heart. Which in turn led to it being put into a jar, because beating hearts cause messes.

Jeffrey Brown is Lieutenant Commander Kraight / Blue – Chief Science Officer and Second Officer of the Quirinus, the Benzite Kraight may appear to less of a threat than expected, but his intelligence, cleverness, and wit have proven himself time and again to the Quirinus crew … and the foes they face.

The creature known as Blue is essentially a living, breathing, super-frog. With the knowledge of a thousand worlds crammed into his cranium, he often swings around from the mast of the Quirinus, peering out into the depths of space with his keen eye for anything dangerous to the wooden craft he calls home. The lonely Blue awaits the day when he can be joined in swinging by some fair maiden of the galactic seas. For now, he is content with a good mystery and a plate of Swedish meatballs.

Jane Rowley is Lieutenant Cherry / Red – Chief Tactical Officer of the Quirinus, the human / Betazoid hybrid has come off as a distracted (mostly by clothing), opinionated, and flirtatious character whom not many may take seriously. That is their mistake. Cherry is a determined Starfleet Officer whose friendship with OPS Morgan is one of the many dedications she has onboard the Quirinus.

The gorgeous women known as Red was nearly tossed off the Quirinus upon her first outing with the intrepid explorers (and trouble-makers). Mostly because she proved to be too great a distraction for the male (and on occasion, female) crew. However, Tobop managed to convince Su Lek that her looks weren't the only think worthwhile to keep around, and as such she has since stayed. Often used to entice and calm any threats to the Quirinus, it is rumored the fair maiden Red has hypnotic powers to keep the ship's enemies in check. Certainly her personality and heart is enough to draw any man in. She often serves as a diplomat in many encounters, and a pair of ears should anyone want to pour out their heart.

Cathy Campos is Lieutenant JG. Jade Morgan / The Oracle – Operations Manager of the Quirinus, the quiet Minaran has come to be a valued member of the Quirinus crew, having proven this with all the responses of the crew when she was feared to be dying. Now, Morgan has been blessed (or cursed?) with an amazing new gift: to see the auras of people, and as well as their pasts, presents, or futures.

The mysterious woman known only as "the Oracle" has never shown her face to the crew of the Quirinus, or anyone else for that matter. Her head nearly entirely covered by a hood only reveals a pair of ruby lips that often utter truths that no one wants to hear, or warnings of dangers to come. Her abilities predict many things for the crew, and often do not allow any secrets to be kept onboard. It is both a damning and useful gift.

Edward Selgas is Lieutenant JG. David Telarus / Dave, the Builder – Chief Engineering Officer of the Quirinus, the human Telarus has revealed himself to be a clever and creative force onboard the ship. Often giving ideas and plans to help the crew through their endeavors, Telarus is a fountain of ideas. His relationship with the ship’s Doctor, Harriet Munro, was abruptly ended recently by her choice. Telarus’ subsequent beating given by the enigmatic Nero has not made his life any easier.

Known throughout the Confederation of 150 Worlds or So for his imagination and creativity, the Builder A.K.A. Dave single-handedly built the wooden / metal craft known as the Quirinus. He knows every in and out, every nut and bolt, every screw and splinter onboard. His mind is always bursting with new ideas, and he can usually be found in the bowls of the vessel, creating one gadget or another. So much so that he cannot seem to be distracted by anyone, even the ship's Doctor whom for a time he had a fling with.

Erryn Pollock is Ensign Lance Wolverton / The Big Bad Wolf – Tactical Officer of the Quirinus, the human Wolvington has proven himself quite capable in battle. The atypical paranoid security officer, Wolvington still has a lot to learn … and is doing so with the recent beginning of his relationship with engineer Erin Eisenhower.

The Creature known as the Wolf serves as the Quirinus' guardian. Fierce and crafty in his fighting, he is a threat that most enemies of the intrepid Quirinus quake in fear at the sight of. Once a normal soldier of the great Confederation of 150 Worlds or So, the Big Bad Wolf was bitten by some alien or another (no one really ever bothers to remember these things) and became something more. He has since joined the Quirinus in their frolic amongst the stars.

Serena Sheridan is Princess Sheridan - The question has often been raised - Is Princess Sheridan really a Princess? Does the Confederation of 150 Worlds or So really have Princesses? If so, why wasn't there a memo sent out? And if most look like this one, where can you get in line to acquire one? Princess Sheridan brings a respectability to the otherwise abysmal Quirinus ... allowing the vessel to get out of tight spots for no other reason than the fact she dresses fancy, wearing nice jewelry, and can frighten trouble-makers with the rising of her voice. There were rumors of a fling between her and one of the crew ... but really, what stock should one take in rumors?

Michael Jones and the Wackos at A Call To Duty Proudly Present 300 weeks of Goo Piles, Storms, Hawaiian Shirts, Romulans who may or may not be dead, Pyro Princesses, a few furballs, and a partridge & a pear tree …

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
=/\==/\==/\==/\==/\= RESUME MISSION =/\==/\==/\==/\==/\=

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The wooden deck of the Quirinus creaks as the black hole waterfall of doom begins to drag the vessel in.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::comes out of his daze and notes that all is not well:: Self: What the...?

Red says:
::slowly comes to::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Red has a killer hangover from all the rum she took in.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Rainy Than is running around screaming they are doomed.

The_Oracle says:
::wonders when the old man is going to notice their fate::

Red says:
::holds her head and moans::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Takes out a feather and is tempted to tickle some information out of the tied up Dave::

Dave says:
@::still in the clutches of Kraven::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::roams out of the chasm and wanders up on deck::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: stands by the cell door and watches the wall smoke and flames leap up between the cracks ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The old vessel groans as the stress begins to get worse. Flames flicker below decks as the Pyro Princess has struck again.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: What in blue blazes goes on here?

The_Oracle says:
::checks her nail polish::

The_Oracle says:
Cap: Do you want the short or long version?

Blue says:
:: rushes up on deck, looks at what they're sailing into :: All: ACK! That's no moon, that's a... no, it isn't one of those, either.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: The most accurate version.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Smoke begins to seep up between the deck pieces.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: It begins to get troublesome for the Princess to breathe.

The_Oracle says:
Cap: Your sweetie pie is burning the ship for the second time...we're heading into a black hole...and oh, yeah...we're thrice doomed!

Red says:
::staggers to her feet and leans over the rail::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::looks over the rail at the black hole falls and then notes the smoke seeping up:: Oracle: And we've done exactly what to control all this?

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: pulls at the brig door trying to pry it open :: All: Burn baby burn!

Dave says:
@Kraven: So what was your primary reason for kidnapping me?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The flames strike a rum stash that wasn't tackled by Red, and suddenly a massive explosion rocks the vessel. The force of the explosion hurls the Quirinus away from the Black Hole. Red is thrown overboard.

The_Oracle says:
::looks at him balefully:: Cap: You slept on your dead as.....er...backside...and TOBOP got drunk with Red.

Red says:
Yells out:  Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Brushes the side of her cheek with the feather:: Dave: To gather information ... to end my boredom ...

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: Well at least something was done.  I suppose this has to do with those shirts.

Blue says:
Su_Lek: Cap'n! Babe overboard!  :: leaps over the side after Red ::

The_Oracle says:
::shrugs:: Cap: You should have worn them.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The damaged old vessel spins away as the Blue frog of might leaps to save the woman in fright!

Dave says:
@Kraven: What boredom and what exactly are you looking for?

Red says:
::flounders::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::watches Blue and then notes Red:: Oracle: Throw that rope over.  Helm: maintain course away...at least the fire does some good.  Security: Go knock out the Princess and throw some water on the fire.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: pulls out another match from it's secret hiding place and lights it :: Self: Oooooo pretty little fire fly.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Wraps herself around Dave, gently brushing the feather against his face as she looks into his big "manly" eyes:: Well what sort of information would an evil dominatrix from the 5th dimension be looking for anyway?

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: Soooooo where are these miracle shirts?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Pyro Princess is now free from her cage (thanks to the explosion).

Dave says:
@Kraven: You would be the one to know that, for all I know you just need my Engineering skills.

The_Oracle says:
::throws a rope overboard....but forgot to tie it to anything first::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: kicks the door down and scrambles down the corridor ::

Blue says:
:: swims to Red and wraps a slimy tongue around her... waist, then starts swimming back to the ship ::

Dave says:
@Kraven: Or your truly looking for a companion.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: Try tying off the next rope.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Harumphs:: Dave: Don't give yourself too much credit Builder Boy.

Red says:
::can't believe the length of that tongue::  Blue:  I never knew.....

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The rope floats away ... and gets sucked into the black hole.

The_Oracle says:
::sighs and points at the lovely pink and purple shirt, the blue sparkles, and orange flowers, that is hanging on the mast::

Dave says:
@Kraven: Why can't I be that cocky, hey companion or play toy it's all on you what you want to do to me or have me do for you.

Blue says:
:: flings Red on deck, then climbs up the side and flops on the deck himself, panting ::

The_Oracle says:
Cap: It may spell of smoke by now, you old fool.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::grumbles:: alright, if I have to I have to, but no photos.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ Dave: How about sing like a canary? Squeal like a piggy? Keeping talking like a parrot? ::Not sure what else to say::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::crosses to the mast climbs up to the shirt and grabs it::

Red says:
::admires Blue::

The_Oracle says:
::smiles:: Cap: Photos? What photos? ::hides the holocorder behind her back::

Blue says:
Red: You okay, gorgeous?

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: steps onto the deck and sees Su Lek up the mast :: Su Lek: Got a mast up your....friend????

Red says:
::gets to her feet::  Blue:  Thanks Blue.   That was better than waffles.  ::winks::

Dave says:
@Kraven: Hey it's your ship.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: I saw those ones of Red and TOBOP that you posted on the ships bulletin board...you know exactly what I mean.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Somewhere, an Aunt Jemima syrup bottle growls.

The_Oracle says:
::looks at Red and Blue:: Red: Maybe you shouldn't wear such short skirts if you're going to be flying overhead.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: strikes a match and lights the mast ::

Blue says:
:: suddenly panicked :: All: My waffles! They're burning!  :: bolts below ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The mast catches on fire. Flames being to creep up toward the Captain as he tries to creep up to the miracle shirt.

The_Oracle says:
::cackles:: Cap: Like you didn't pay for your own copies?

Red says:
Self:  My hero.  ::watches him hop off::

Princess_Sheridan says:
Su Lek: Burn baby burn!

The_Oracle says:
::sits back to watch the show::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::slides down the mast as far as he can and then jumps out and away landing somewhat nimbly on the deck::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ Dave: That it is ... ::Nibbles on his shoulder and slips the keys into the chains holding him up, with a CLICK CLACK, he is released::

The_Oracle says:
Cap: You really should toss her overboard, you know. She is going to bring DOOM upon the ship.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::putting on the world's uggliest shirt, he limps towards the princess in full whacking mode::

The_Oracle says:
::starts up the recorder::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: Save it.  Been there, heard that.

The_Oracle says:
Cap: My, aren't you looking spiffy.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: As the shirt makes contact with Su Lek's chest, a mystical glow emanates from him. Miracles begin to happen. The ship repairs itself, and suddenly catches a "outer space jet stream" ... flying at incredible speeds in the right direction for once. The fires go out. All the matches are taken from Princess Pyro. Oh, and Blue's waffles are saved.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: Zip it.

Dave says:
@Kraven: Thank You.

Red says:
::grips the railing as the ship speeds up::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Nibbles on his neck:: Dave: No problemo, senor.

Princess_Sheridan says:
Su Lek: Nice shirt! :: admires the way it hugs his chest ::

The_Oracle says:
::raises an unseen brow:: Cap: Zip it? You might say...thank you....for saving your wrinkled buttocks once again.

Dave says:
@Kraven: That feels good.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Stars zoom by as the Quirinus makes like a tree and gets outta here!

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Stops::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ Dave: It does?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Thwaps him:: I'm the villainess. Nothing's supposed to feel good.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: hears the Oracle and peers around at Su Lek's behind :: Oracle : Wrinkled?

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::moving to her:: Princess: Your pyro moment is over.  ::he raises his hand:: Self: Dratted royalty. ::halts::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The crew find themselves being dragged to the back of the vessel as it increases speed ... the miracle shirt is really pushing the vessel's limit.

Dave says:
@Kraven: Why can't I enjoy myself too?

The_Oracle says:
::nods sagely:: Princess: He's old...did you expect perfectly plump and pleasant?

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: A little spell I think to ummm subdue the her highness.

The_Oracle says:
Cap: And you're getting this spell....where?

Red says:
::slides across the deck::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Throws hands in the air and stomps away:: Dave: Because you're supposed to be the prisoner! There is to be no enjoyment! You're supposed to be repulsed by my efforts to seduce you! I mean seriously, haven't you ever paid attention to one of these kidnapping scenarios? Usually most Starfleet males have seduced me, knocked me out, tied me up, and been halfway to Centauri Alpha by now!

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: grins as she's pulled to the rear of the ship :: Oracle: Plump is nice. Fried is better.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The centrifugal force slams the crew into different portions of the ship. It's getting way too fast. The stars are all blurring together.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::Looks at the Oracle:: Oracle: Like you haven't before.  A pimple on the end of her nose should keep her occupied for hours.

The_Oracle says:
::frowns at that thought:: Princess: Fried butt? Just what have you been eating?

Dave says:
@Kraven: And maybe I am that one who is different.

The_Oracle says:
::mutters something about pushy, old men in garish shirts but does as he asks::

Blue says:
:: heard faintly from below :: All: Whoa! Whoooaa! Wh... Hey, I found a fresh bottle of syrup...

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::finds himself pinned against the upper deck railing:: Blue: A little less sail please.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Off to side Ensign Rio and CPO Beldaur, who don't fit in with the story at all, sit and watch. Beldaur chomps on his popcorn while Rio rolls his eyes, "This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. This isn't our lives. What is this? How is this a story representation of our lives?" "These aliens have active imaginations. Now shush and have some popcorn," Beldaur shoves some popcorn into Rio's mouth and we ret

The_Oracle says:
::slams into the wall and grimaces, but miraculously, her hood remains in place::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ Dave: Well that's not interesting at all. I mean, who wants to see anyone enjoy this scenario? Seriously?

The_Oracle says:
::looks at Red and wonders where her boy toy is::

Dave says:
@::turns to Kraven's back and twists her arm:: Kraven: That better?

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: grabs at the railing and hangs on as the Oracle's hair whips her face :: Oracle: Hey watch it! That rat's nest is in my face.

Blue says:
:: crawls up the stairs from below... webbed feet straining against the tremendous centrifugal forces ::

Red says:
::waggles her fingers all friendly like at the Oracle::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ Dave: OW! OW! GEEZE! PLEASE! NO MORE! OW! MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS! OW! OWWW! ::Pause:: Yeah, that's more like it ::Resume:: OWWWIE!

The_Oracle says:
::eyes the princess:: Princess: You might want to put a hot soak on that boil.

Blue says:
Su_Lek: I'm... coming... Cap'n...

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Trebor Tubby> @ *Kraven* Mistress, we have arrived at the Gates. 

The_Oracle says:
Red: Isn't it your job to help run this tub?

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Blue: This year would be good.  ::between clinched teeth::

Blue says:
:: makes his way laboriously to the mainmast, and lowers the topmost three sails ::

Red says:
::thinks about it::  Oracle:  No, I don't think so.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Wicked Witch of the West rides by the Quirinus ... "I'll get you my prettttties, and you're little frog too!" points at Blue with an evil laugh before getting hit by an interstellar Mack Truck. Resume the hilarity.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: feels her nose :: Oracle: Why you has been! :: leaps at her and tightens her hands around her throat ::

The_Oracle says:
::gets hit by some glitter from Su Lek's shirt and grimaces::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Self: Never liked that green-faced, broom-ridin' bitty anyway.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Blue manages to slow the Quirinus down while the Pyro Princess and the Oracle get into a cat fight ...

Dave says:
@Kraven: The gates?

Red says:
::stands well back in case the fur starts flying::

The_Oracle says:
::just looks at the boil and smiles:: Princess: Wasn't that your sister riding by? The family resemblance is amazing.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Stops crying out in pain for a moment:: *Trebor Tubby* Exxxxcellent. Dave: Would you mind letting go for a moment? My evil villainess plan is about to kick into high gear.

Red says:
::marks a point to The Oracle::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: chokes the Oracle :: Oracle : I thought that was your mother!

The_Oracle says:
::laughs and shoves the princess overboard::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Quirinus slows to a halt, as beyond them lies massive green, glowing, gelatenous gates in the shape of three letters ... G ... O ... O

The_Oracle says:
All: Whoops...pea brain overboard.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: hangs on to the Oracle's hair and pulls her over as well ::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::moves over to Red:: Red:  Get the deck chairs. This is gonna be good.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Both the Princess and the Oracle go overboard. Not that it matters as they've come to a complete stop.

Red says:
Su_Lek:  Aye aye Captain!

The_Oracle says:
::her cloak catches on a convienent hook::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::turns and watches the two over the rail::

Blue says:
:: looks at the two who just went overboard :: Self: Oh, no. Not again.   :: leaps in after them ::

The_Oracle says:
Cap: Get her off of me...or I'll turn you pink to match your shirt!

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: climbs up the Oracle's hair :: Oracle: I'm not that easy to be rid of witch!

Dave says:
@:Kraven: By All means ::walks away allowing Kraven to go tend to her plans::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The mighty Goo gates glow menacingly at the Quirinus. In the distance, they can see the black Flood vessel approaching them slowly.

Red says:
::sets up the deck chairs::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Rubs down her arm:: Dave: Thank you. Now come along. ::Gestures for him to follow and she exits::

The_Oracle says:
::looks at the glowing letters:: Cap: Drive through? I'll take a hamburger and fries.

Dave says:
@::follows Kraven::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::sits down:: Red: Thanks.  Ten gold bars on the Oracle.

Red says:
Su_Lek:  I think that's the ship that took Dave.  ::points at the vessel::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ Dave: So, what do you know about the Green Gates of Goo?

The_Oracle says:
::watches as another boil appears on the princess's face::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: climbs up and over the rail ::

Blue says:
:: treading water, looking up and the Princess and the Oracle :: Princess, Oracle: Hey... you're supposed to be floundering in the water so I can save you.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Red: Ohh great.  Well pour some water on those two.  Helm: Come over.  Blue: Ahead one quarter.

Red says:
Princess/Oracle:  Let him save you.  You won't regret it, honest.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::looks around:: Blue: Blue?

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: sees Blue and rushes into his arms :: Blue: Save me from the witch please!!!!

Dave says:
@Kraven: Very little, but enough.

The_Oracle says:
::steps regally back on the deck::

The_Oracle says:
Cap: Ten boils on your backside, old man.....and DOOM upon this ship.

Blue says:
Princess: Uh... okay.  :: drops her in the water, then wraps that magnificent tongue around her... waist ::

Red says:
::remains in the deck chair watching the action::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::As they walk through the weirdly shaped vessel ... it seems as though they walk up stairs, down stairs, sideway stairs, upside down stairs, etc.:: Dave: Please elaborate.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: cries :: Blue : Look what she did to me. :: points to her face ::

The_Oracle says:
::looks at Red:: Red: I don't do amphibians........

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: Yeah, yeah.  We have some backside to kick.  ::points to ship::

The_Oracle says:
::looks where his crooked finger is pointing::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: feels that tongue around her waist :: Blue: Oh Blue.... :: smiles ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Green Gates of Goo glow ominously. 

The_Oracle says:
Cap: Friend of yours?

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::glares grievously at the gregariously glowing Green Gates of Goo::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::looks over the rail:: Blue: If you don't mind, Your presence in the masts would be nice.  In short: Stow the Princess and get us underway.

Blue says:
:: second verse, same as the first... flings the Princess up onto the deck, and climbs up himself :: Self: I'm [pant] getting too old [pant] for this...

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: Nah. Just don't like the ship.  If we're lucky, Dave won't survive the rescue.

Dave says:
@Kraven: Well not a whole lot of scientific info has been collected, it has been tried to be explored before, with limited success.

Red says:
::wonders what happened to the waffles::

Dave says:
@Kraven: It's a modern day version of the Bermuda Triangle on Earth.

The_Oracle says:
::nods in agreement:: Cap: That’s what you get for hiring crew at Acme.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: lays there smiling :: Blue : That was fantastic! I knew you were good but that was.....wonderful.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::taps Red on the shoulder:: Red: Um guns..you know weapons...that would be good.

The_Oracle says:
All: are we sure its not a restaurant?

Blue says:
:: looks at the Princess's face :: Princess: You're welcome. Go to the galley and spread some Vegemite on those. They'll clear right up.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: sees Red and winks :: Red: He's good.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::They finally arrive at the bridge which appears to be a lounge with consoles. Everyone's wearing black clothing with black berets and black sunglasses. Some are even banging bongo drums. Trebor Tubby, a General who seems to resemble something called a Tella Tubby is reciting some poem::

Red says:
Su_Lek:  Right.  I'll see what I can come up with.  ::heads below decks where stuff is stored::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: Then we'll have drive up.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: sits up :: Blue: You love me just the way I am, I know it.

The_Oracle says:
Cap: Good...we never did get those pancakes.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Blue: Sails...we want to make things go...::pauses, that sounds oddly familiar::

The_Oracle says:
::smells something musty::

The_Oracle says:
::looks around and sees its only the Big Bad Wolf::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: Yeah, whatever happended to those?

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: stands and glances towards the Oracle :: Oracle: Forget your deodorant?

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::exhales, as if expecting something really impressive to happen as a result::

Dave says:
@Kraven: Is that guy your boss? ::points to General Trebor::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Big Bad Wolf: Prepare to grapple.

Blue says:
:: climbs back up the mainmast and unfurls the sails ::

The_Oracle says:
::smiles:: Princess: Perhaps your boils burst?

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::leaps down from a mast:: Capn: Woohoo!

Red says:
::finds a few waffle launchers::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ Dave: Him? No, he's an imbecile.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::cracks his hairy knuckles::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: snickers :: Oracle: Better than your armpits!

Red says:
::loads them up and hauls them back up on deck::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Helm: Bring her in close.  And shield the broad side.

The_Oracle says:
::sighs:: Cap: What did you ever do to win such a beauty?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Trebor Tubby> @ ::To the beat of the bongo drums:: Fuzzy Wuzzy ... was a ... bear. Fuzzy wuzzy ... had no ... hair. Fuzzy wuzzy ... was not ... so fuzzy ... was ... he? 

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
@ ACTION: Light clapping throughout the Flood's lounge bridge.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::sees Red: All load up.  Oracle: I walked past her on the street.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: hears the Cap and rushes to his side :: Su Lek: One broad at your side dear.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Leans in and whispers to Dave:: <W> Dave: And a horrible poet.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The ship moves toward the Flood vessel as the Big Bad Wolf exhales.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Princess: Get your matches.

The_Oracle says:
::shake sher head and thinks that they both must be blind and stupid::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: reaches into her bodice :: Su Lek: Got 'em!

The_Oracle says:
::calls down to the galley:: Blue: are we ever eating?

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::is surprised, impressed, and pleased, and eagerly awaits the closing range::

Dave says:
@Kraven: For right now I am just gonna sit back and watch.

Blue says:
:: from the top of the mainmast ::  Oracle: If I'm ever allowed to go back to the galley!

Red says:
Oracle:  I put all the waffles in the launchers anyways.  ::shrugs::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::crosses over to the deck rail as the ship comes up on the Flood::Helm: Steady.  Stands up on the rail holding on to the rigging rope::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Shouts at the top of her lungs:: ALL: ALL RIGHT YOU LILY-WAISTS-PANSIES! GET TO WORK! WE HAVE A TREASURE TO ACQUIRE FOR ... UM ... VILLAINESS PURPOSES!!! Dave: Oh no you don't. You'll stay by my side and advise me. How do I get past the Great Gates of Goo?

The_Oracle says:
::sighs::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: grabs onto Su Lek's legs :: Su Lek: Don't fall my love. I'll hang on.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::twirling a grapple impatiently::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
@ ACTION: The Flood crew stash their bongo drums, and swivel on their tushies to get to their stations. The lounge brightens up, and it's time to do their job. They seem oblivious to the rapidly closing wooden vessel.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Princess: You will make swinging aweful difficult and then there won't be any time for pretty fires on that ship over there.

The_Oracle says:
::is getting really hungry and hopes it's a donut shop::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: A little fog might be nice,  you know to cover the approach.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: lets go :: Su Lek: Ok, I won't hold you :: grins :: for now.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Quirinus comes up alongside the Flood vessel.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Wolf: Now.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Red: Fire into their hull.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::throws the hook and starts reeling in the other ship::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
All: Boarding ropes.

The_Oracle says:
::waves a lazy hand and creates his fog....its a very smelly fog, btw....and its purple.::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Hears a thud:: What was that?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
@ ACTION: Smelly purple fog covers the Flood vessel.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Trebor Tubby> @ ::Calls out:: Wasn't me.

The_Oracle says:
Cap: I don't do ropes. Where's the elevator?

Red says:
::aims a waffle launcher at the other ship's hull and lets one fly::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: Over there.  Now get a rope.

Dave says:
@Self: Oh no!

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
@ ACTION: Canon fire is heard as the hull of the Flood vessel is penetrated in multiple areas. People cry out and duck, consoles explode, fires break out ... terror fills the crew.

Princess_Sheridan says:
Su Lek: You expect me to use a rope? I'm a princess not a circus performer. Call for my car please.

The_Oracle says:
::gets a rope and hands it to him::

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::grumbles about having to clean yet another stench out of his fur, then leaps across the gap to the Flood ship, looking for somebody to shred::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ALL: Good googly moogly! Fire back! Fight back! Do something!

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Trebor Tubby> @ ::Gets up off the ground, pulls a waffle out of the wall and takes a bite:: How about breakfast?

Dave says:
@Kraven: If you want to live come with me.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::rolls his eyes::Princess: No rope, no fire.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::sings happily as he cuts them down:: Happy, happy, eviscerate, eviscerate...

The_Oracle says:
::decides that a nice snow would be helpful::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Eyes widen as the Big wolf tears through her crew:: Dave: Um ... sure ... why not ... does Aruba sound nice?

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: sticks out her tongue at Su Lek :: Su Lek: Meanie!

Red says:
::fires a few more waffles just for fun::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::swings over to the other ship, sword drawn::

Dave says:
@::starts to walk off the Bridge:: Kraven: We can joke later. ::starts to make to the rear of the vessel::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::shouts::HERRRRRE's Johnnnny!

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Runs with Dave, whom she is beginning to suspect is actually sincere in his efforts to give in ... how ... disappointing?::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: grabs a rope and handles it gingerly :: Self: Ewwww, dirty! I'll have to fire the maid later.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::continues singing, in the tune of "Jingle Bells":: SELF: Slashing through the Flood, with a pumped up furry fiend...

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
SELF: O'er the masts we go...while watching them all bleed....

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::starts working his way to the bridge::

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
SELF: OHHHHHHHH...rip off knees, hear them scream, spill blood senselessly....

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: swings across and lands on the Flood's deck :: Self: That was fun. :: looks around :: Self: Now where's the beef? I feel like barbeque! :: lights several matches and starts tossing them at people ::

The_Oracle says:
::looks across at the mess and checks her fingernails again::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: POOF! POOF! POOF! People burst into flames.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
SELF: Oh what fun it is to slay on the grappling run to-niiiii-ite! ....

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Calls: Here Tubby, Tubby, Tubby...

The_Oracle says:
Cap: You need to have Dave walk the plank...he wants to play footsie with the enemy!

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: And then, suddenly, amidst the horror and chaos and bloodshed cries out a mighty bubbly voice - WHO GOESSSSSSSSS THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE?

Dave says:
@Kraven: This dingy is just enough for both of us we might be able to make it back to the port we were just at in a few days time.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Both vessels rumble at the voice.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::whistling happily and wondering why everyone else hasn't been joining in on the fun::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Holds onto Dave's arm:: Dave: Sounds like a plan to me!

The_Oracle says:
::thinks the voice sounds like the Cap'n's ex-wife::

Red says:
::has remained on the Quirinus for nefarious reasons of her own::

Blue says:
:: crawls wearily down the mainmast :: Self: They're gonna be hungry after all this carnage...  :: hops below ::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: Umm, one of your friends, I hope.

The_Oracle says:
Cap: Did you forget to pay your alimony again?

Red says:
RIsMor:  Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Dave says:
@::gets into the dingy and closes the hatch:: Kraven: Off we go. ::hits the thrust release button and shoots away from the baddly beaten Flood ship::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: watches the bodies burn and smiles :: All: Shishkebob is ready people. Now come and get it before it gets cold.

The_Oracle says:
::smiles at the Captain:: Cap: Hey...I didn't marry her.....you did.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: As the dingy flies away from the Flood vessel, the Goo Gates boom again ... glowing each time ... IIIII SAID, WHO GOESSSS THERE?!?!?!

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: Maybe we could just sneak back to the ship. She won't notice for some time.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::looks for the voice so he can cut it::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Voice: Who's asking?

Dave says:
@::grabs some blankets from the upper compartment and hands it Kraven:: Kraven: A disadvantage is little heat in this dingy out here you are definitely going to want to keep warm also grabs some cold weather clothes from the compartment::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Goo Gates - I AM THE MIGHTY GATES OF GOO. I HAVE ALSO GONE BY THE ALIAS OF THE MIGHTY PILE OF GOO. AS TRADEMARKED BY THE GRAND LAND OF CANADA. WHO ARE THEE NON-GOOLINGS?

The_Oracle says:
Cap: Yep.....friend of yours.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Voice:  Ummmm Su Lek?

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: Well at least he's a pacifist.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::marvels at the goofiness of the very word "Canada"::

Dave says:
@::shoots out a signal flare from the port tube and saves the starboard flare for later::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: giggles and waves :: Voice: Oh mighty Goo, I am from the land of Canada too. Are we related?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Goo Gates - WELCOME LEK OF THE SU. WE HAVE BEEN AWAITING YOU. ALTHOUGH WE DID NOT ANTICIPATE SUCH ... SLAUGHTER.

Dave says:
@::goes over to Kraven:: Kraven: Come over here. ::motions for her to get closer::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Goo Gates - WHO ARE THEE WOMAN OF PYROTECHNECS?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Comes closer::

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::shakes some of the excess blood off of his claws::

The_Oracle says:
Voice: Blame it on starvation....we missed lunch.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
GOO:  Well you know, ya get a little bored and the next thing you know a scuffle breaks out.

Dave says:
@ ::looks out a window to see the S.S. Quirinus::

Princess_Sheridan says:
Voice: I am the Princess Sheridan and I have travelled many moons to this place.

Dave says:
@Kraven: Look it's my ship, we can fly to her.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ Dave: Er ... that's the LAST place I want to fly to.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::looks at the Princess and mouths "many moons"::

The_Oracle says:
Voice: She's a nutty fruitcake...you need a new girlfriend?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Goo Gates - AH THE PYRO PRINCESS. WE HAVE HEARD THINGS ... ::Trails off:: ... NO MATTER. PREPARE TO ANSWER THREE QUESTIONS, AND YOU MAY PASS THROUGH OUR GOO-EY GATES TO CLAIM WHAT YOU SEEK.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: gives both the Oracle and Su Lek the "look" ::

Red says:
::looking for the cat::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Goo: So, what do you do....ohh that's it...well go ahead.  All: Huddle!

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: hopes there is chocolate inside ::

Dave says:
@Kraven: Listen I want to live as much as you do, they are only chance right now.

The_Oracle says:
::decides that Dave has been a very bad boy::

Princess_Sheridan says:
Oracle: Did he say cuddle?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Looks worried::

Red says:
::sneezes::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Goo Gates - "THE FIRST QUESTION ..."

The_Oracle says:
::crosses her eyes and whispers something with an evil smile::

Blue says:
:: various bangings and muffled curses heard from below ::

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
Capn: Why answer questions? It said we could pass through...it didn't actually say we had to ANSWER the questions.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::holds up hand:: Goo: What happens if we get the wrong answer?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Goo Gates - "YOU WILL BE QUADRUPLE DOOMED"

Dave says:
@Kraven: It will be ok. I can help you. They don't know you, I can say you were another prisoner.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Goo: Ohh that.  Okay, shoot.

The_Oracle says:
::pumps a fist in the air:: All: Yeah!

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Dave turns into a rat as per the Oracle's curse.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: sighs ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Looks at the squeaky thing::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: "WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?" 

The_Oracle says:
Cap: You'll need a new deckhand....and a big cat.

Dave says:
@Kraven: What the hell, get us back to the ship so I can figure out what happened, but I think it was the Oracle who did this.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::for some reason, thinks "What, European or Australian?"::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
All: okay why the heck are we here?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Tries to understand the squeaky and talking Rat-Dave:: Dave: Uhm ... okay.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: folds her hands across her ample chest :: Su Lek: Cause it's all your fault?

The_Oracle says:
Cap: To seek out new life and new civilizations?

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Princess: Besides that.

The_Oracle says:
Cap: To boldy go where no woman has shopped before?

Dave says:
@::starts to project his thoughts in hopes that the Oracle hears him:: ~~~Oracle: I know you can hear me, change me back now!~~~

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
Cap: To kill and hear the lamentations of their women?

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: the first one sounds good.  We'll try that one.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Goo: To seek out new life and new civilizations

The_Oracle says:
~~~~Dave: I don't do rodents either!~~~~

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Goo Gates - "EXXXCELLENT." Momentary pause ... "WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?"

The_Oracle says:
::looks around for Red::

Dave says:
@~~~Oracle: I know you did this, this reeks of your work, what curse did you put on me or spell did you impose?~~~

The_Oracle says:
Red: Yoohoo! I have a rat for you to catch...........

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::likes red, personally...particularly in liquid form::

Red says:
::is on the Quirinus happily tossing the cat overboard::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Goo: Lime Green.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: A final meooooow is heard as the Cat vanishes into the depths of darkness.

The_Oracle says:
::smiles:: Cap: Nice answer.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: looks at Su Lek and smiles ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: "HMMMMM, IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?"

The_Oracle says:
~~~~Dave: A man who betrays his crew...is a rat in any form.~~~~

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Goo: Not if you don't like it.  Do I get to use a safety?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Goo Gates - "IF YOU WISH. WHAT WOULD YOU PREFER? 50/50? AUDIENCE ASSISTANCE? PHONE CALL?"

The_Oracle says:
::thinks the Cap should phone a friend::

The_Oracle says:
Red: Red!!! Where are you? Red!!!!

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::would phone a friend if he had any:: Goo: What were the other options?

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Goo: Of color choices.

The_Oracle says:
::realizes that only ET gets to phone home::

The_Oracle says:
::And that this is the wrong movie::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: "LIME GREEN. ORANGE SHERBERT (IT'S MORE THAN JUST A FLAVOR!). PROSTATE PERRIWINKLE. AND GNARLY GREEN."

Red says:
::satisfied at last, returns to the deck chair with the last bottle of rum::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: What do think...50/50?

The_Oracle says:
::Sees Red return:: Red: Go catch that rat, Dave.

The_Oracle says:
::mulls the questions:: Cap: Go for it.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Goo: 50/50

Red says:
Oracle:  Dave's not here.  ::uncaps the rum::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: "THAT BRINGS US DOWN TO LIME GREEN AND PROSTATE PERRIWINKLE."

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ ::Decides to make a run for it with Rat Dave in tow::

Dave says:
@~~~Oracle: I am merely trying to help her, not betray my crew. And how do you know if I am not tricking her to return with me to have her interogated you jump to conclusions.~~~

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Goo: I'll stick with the color of my blood...lime green..Final answer.

The_Oracle says:
::points:: Red: He's over there...chewing on his tail.

Red says:
Self:  Ewww....  ::picks up the launcher from beside the deck chair and aims it::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: THERE IS A THUNDERING SOUND OF CHIMES GOING OFF QUITE SIMILAR TO THE "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?" THEME. "EXCELLENT," The Goo Gates exclaim. "NOW FOR THE FINAL QUESTION AND THE GRAND PRIZE ..."

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: shakes her head :: Self: Gotta love a bald headed man!

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: You know with the new size, Dave can finally get into the back parts of engineering.

The_Oracle says:
::nods:: Cap: And he can clean the tight corners too!

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: "THE FINAL QUESTION - WHAT ... IS THE AIR SPEED VELOCITY OF AN UNLADEN SWALLOW?"

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Goo: African or European?

Dave says:
@Kraven: What are you doing? Go to the ship now!

The_Oracle says:
~~~~Dave: Because I see all...and know all, Rat Boy!~~~~

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: THERE IS SILENCE.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Kraven> @ Dave: What, you WANT to go back to the people that turned you into a rat?

Dave says:
~~~Oracle: Well she is taking me with her, unless you change me back now I can't stop her.~~~

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: "UHM ... ERM ... I DON'T KNOW. ARRRRGH! BAH, YOU WIN!"

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Goo: Ohh goody...What do we win?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: With the final chimes of "Who wants to be a millionaire" going off, the Gates of Goo open and golden light filters out. The S.S. Quirinus creaks as it slowly enters past the Gates and all goes white. And there was much rejoicing.

The_Oracle says:
~~~~Dave: Hasta La Vista, Baby!~~~~

Red says:
::fires off a waffle at the rat before all goes white::

Princess_Sheridan says:
Su Lek: Our hero!

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The waffle pierces the dingy and strikes the rat and Kraven.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Things fade from white to reveal a comfy multi-colored room. A creature with a lion's body and a dragonhead and wings hovers before them, holding a glowing golden object in the shape of the Greek symbol Omega.

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: Don't we already have one of those?

The_Oracle says:
::thinks it looks suspiciously like Su Lek's first wife::

The_Oracle says:
Cap: Check your closet. What do I look like, your housekeeper?

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: Well you were there...no wait, that was Thelsh.

Red says:
::fixes her hair::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Creature lowers to the ground and trots over to Sulek, presenting the Omega shaped symbol to Su Lek. It's eyes flash golden for a moment, as if knowingly informing them that they have succeeded in their incredible quest.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: looks at the symbol and shrugs :: Su Lek: Think that would look good on a necklace?

The_Oracle says:
::frowns:: Cap: Another of your loose hussies?

Red says:
::wonders if now would be a bad time to request they return to the mall::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: turns to the Oracle:: Oracle: Jealous that you're not on his list?

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Oracle: She was not loose.  ::takes the symbol:: Self: Guess we can always make book ends.

The_Oracle says:
::looks at the boil babe:: Princess: I don't do old far...er...men either.

Princess_Sheridan says:
Oracle: In other words you don't do.

The_Oracle says:
Princess: You do enough for all of us. ::smiles::

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
::returns to the helm:: All: Time to blow this popsicle stand.  Helm: reverse course.  First star on the right...yada yada.

The_Oracle says:
::thinks that she should really start hanging out with a better class of people::

Blue says:
:: hops up on deck, big grin splitting his rubbery face, and calls out triumphantly :: All: WAFFLES ARE READY!

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The symbol glows and for a moment we see a flashback of an old Excelsior Class vessel's bridge with a younger Sulek and a whole different time ... one that is long since past. And the crew of the S.S. Quirinus return to their vessel, their quest having ended, and them no worse for wear. And our story draws to a close ... perhaps allowing these people to grow even though it was only brief, and in the minds of alien

Host Capn_Su_Lek says:
Blue: About time.....

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: And we fade out as the wooden vessel sets off on yet another adventure ... with waffles that are finally ready.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: We fade back to the Tavern at the End of Times as there are some cheers and clapping and nodding of appreciation from the large audience to the crew's story.

OPS_Ltjg_Morgan says:
::takes a sip of her warm, hot cider::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Cmdr. Pangborn is once again snoring and sleeping, as is Doctor Munro. Neet is curled up in Eisenhower's lap. 

Host CO_Captain_Sulek says:
::looks over at the enrapt listeners::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::smiles at the crowd, happy they enjoyed it::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Marley> ::Calls out:: Come and look at this, something's happening out there!

Host EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: pets Neet lazily and smiles as the audience claps ::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::gets to her feet::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: A murmur passes through the crowds of folk as many rush to the windows to peer outside of the Tavern.

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: gets up and crosses to join Marley at the window ::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::follows the crowd for a look out the winder::

OPS_Ltjg_Morgan says:
::uncurls herself slowly from her chair and follows the gawkers::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
Marley: What is it?

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: picks up Neet and heads to the window to look ::

OPS_Ltjg_Morgan says:
::gazes out the window::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The storm begins to subside outside ... the lightning and snow and rain and wind give way ... the clouds begin to part ... and reveal something entirely different. Vibrant colors of rainbows and stars and worlds never dreamed of stream the sky as if God took multiple paint cans and were tossing them against the tapestry of reality itself. 

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::stares in awe::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The colors in the sky dance amongst the stars and the gasses and the comets. An endless ball of interstellar harmony. If one listens close enough they could perhaps hear the chorus of a stellar nursery.

Host CO_Captain_Sulek says:
::moves over to the window:: Kraight: It looks like our journey will soon resume.

OPS_Ltjg_Morgan says:
::eyes widen with wonder as a feeling of joyful rebirth washes over her or was it DOOM?::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: nods :: Sulek: Yes. I wonder sometimes if it will ever end. I wonder sometimes if our lives aboard the Quirinus were mere fancy.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: For each person who watches the cacophony of silence and light they see one thing or another ... for the crew of the Quirinus, they see something unexpected ... glimpses of themselves ... perhaps not too far in the future ... perhaps much farther in the future ... perhaps from their past ...

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: sighs happily and looks back at the others ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: ... they see a saddened Pangborn carrying a limp body, whose it is remains hidden ... they see a funeral parade of familiar faces ... they see Kraight screaming in avid rage charging into something ... they see flaming worlds and shattering stars ...

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::gasps::

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: hugs Neet tightly as she watches outside ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: ... the funeral parade of familiar and unfamiliar faces ends the imagery. As the group of those they know or knew or never were meant to see fade into the colors one last girl ... a young woman of silent beauty with long locks of brown hair and big brown eyes stops and turns to stare at them. She stares into their eyes ... into their souls ... and a single tear appears.

Host CO_Captain_Sulek says:
::watches::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The tear trickles down her cheek and falls off into the sky, stopping in mid-air and shining. The young brunette in turn, too, turns and walks away into the color ... following the funeral parade and the casket they carry. 

OPS_Ltjg_Morgan says:
::that feeling quickly fades as the images flit upon the colorful palette of the skies::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: And an unseen fist clenches their hearts at the sight. The shining tear expands to cause more shining tears ... and before long, the crew realize they are seeing stars ... and the colors have faded away, and soon are gone. A normal night sky is seen outside. 

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The storm is over.

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::sighs::

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: whispers to Neet :: Neet: I think it's time to go now.

Host CO_Captain_Sulek says:
::quietly:: All: it is time.

OPS_Ltjg_Morgan says:
::closes her eyes in a silent prayer of hope::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: nods silently ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: A united release of air occurs in the Tavern. And ever so quietly, everyone begins to gather up their things. They know now is the time to leave. Many say their goodbyes and attempt to share ways of contacting each other ... this night has begun many friendships and relationships and heated hatreds ... but many understand that they were never meant to know each other. And more than likely will forget the experience

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Neet> ::Squeaks silently to Eisenhower::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Marley> ::Takes a breath, wipes away a tear, and goes to the bar and begins to clean up::

OPS_Ltjg_Morgan says:
::unshed tears glitter as she glances unseeingly at the window for several long moments::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::moves to wake up Ben::

Host CO_Captain_Sulek says:
::gathering his meager belongings, he heads towards the door::

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: picks up her things and follows the Captain towards the door ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Marley> ::Presents a large pack to the CO:: CO: Mr. Sulek, it's not much, but it didn't seem like you had much to begin with. And I feel that this place will soon fade as quick as the storm did ... so it would be best if you took some stuff with you.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Tavern seems to shrink as the crowds filter out of the sole door, exiting to their own worlds and times and lives.

OPS_Ltjg_Morgan says:
::gathers her stuff, her thoughts, and her courage, and follows her captain to their uncertain future::

Host CO_Captain_Sulek says:
::turning to the inn keeper:: Inn Keeper: Thank you for your hospitality.  ::takes the pack:: Your supplies are most welcome.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Marley> ::Nods with a smile::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: follows his crewmates ::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::awakens the rest of the sleeping crew::

Host CO_Captain_Sulek says:
::again, he opens the door and heads out into the quiet night::

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: waits outside for Lance ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Tavern is almost empty except for the Quirinus crew who begin to exit. The Creature is no where in sight.

OPS_Ltjg_Morgan says:
:watches as Lance joins Erin silently::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::gathers up the stragglers and follows the Captain::

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: takes Lance's arm and smiles ::

OPS_Ltjg_Morgan says:
::silently falls into step::

Host CO_Captain_Sulek says:
::shoulders the pack, there will be time to inspect it later:: Cherry: You have point.  Kraight: Take the rear.  All: Let's move.  I believe there is at this point no wrong direction.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: As the crew exit, Marley smiles and waves at them, shutting the door behind them and going back to put out the lanterns. This night of stories and tales is over. As the crew move deeper into the forest, they look back and see that the lights of the Tavern are no more than lightning bugs in the fog ... perhaps they had been nothing more than that the entire night.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: They will never really know the truth. But alas, the story of their lives continues. And if the Tavern turned out to be nothing more than their imaginations, then who's to say that's not what all of this has been? Nothing more than a series of over active imaginations ... dreaming away the night. 

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
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