Star Trek: A Call To Duty
U.S.S. Quirinus

The Last Quirinus Story
Two

Arc Title: The Last Quirinus Story
Mission Number: 299
Creator: Michael Jones
Ship Manager: Michael Jones
Stardate: 10410.11

Previously …

Following the incident in Trillis City, the crew was caught up in what has come to be called a reality storm. 

Already low on supplies (having only the clothes on their back and what they took from Janus), the crew found themselves in a dire situation. Stumbling upon an old wooden building called the “Tavern at the End of Times” soon alleviated this situation.

The Tavern appears to be some sort of mysterious convergence formed in the event of a “reality storm.” Reality storms are apparently caused by cataclysmic events at some point in the history of the Universe, and they sweep through all time periods, causing certain folk to “slip between the cracks of reality.” Of course, nothing can be truly lost in the Universe, so those who are caught up in the reality storm usually arrive at this Tavern, where they are to sit out the storm, and when it’s over, return to their respective worlds and times. 

To pass the time the various peoples who have arrived at the Tavern have begun telling stories about themselves, about their lives, or ones they’ve heard. The Quirinus crew is now relating such a story …

Dramatis Personae 

Keith LaHue is Commander Ben Pangborn / T.O.B.O.P – Executive Officer of the Quirinus, the Human Pangborn has been through a lot in his life time, but has recently come to terms with the tragedies of his past, and is now working to step forward in life. To help him on this Journey is his current love interest, Quirinus CTO, Lieutenant Cherry.

Tobop is renowned for his leadership and ruthlessness, most likely why he is first mate to the infamous Su Lek. Tobop first came into galactic knowledge for his handling of the Riders of the Storm, a group of cutthroats who had been causing dissention and chaos within the great "Confederation of 150 Worlds or So." The Riders of a Storm, led by the insane Thorne, were easily taken down by Tobop's craftiness. Legends will be spoken of that event for years to come. His charisma woos many a heart, but he seems only interested in his shipmate Red.

Jeffrey Brown is Lieutenant Commander Kraight / Blue – Chief Science Officer and Second Officer of the Quirinus, the Benzite Kraight may appear to less of a threat than expected, but his intelligence, cleverness, and wit have proven himself time and again to the Quirinus crew … and the foes they face.

The creature known as Blue is essentially a living, breathing, super-frog. With the knowledge of a thousand worlds crammed into his cranium, he often swings around from the mast of the Quirinus, peering out into the depths of space with his keen eye for anything dangerous to the wooden craft he calls home. The lonely Blue awaits the day when he can be joined in swinging by some fair maiden of the galactic seas. For now, he is content with a good mystery and a plate of Swedish meatballs.

Jane Rowley is Lieutenant Cherry / Red – Chief Tactical Officer of the Quirinus, the human / Betazoid hybrid has come off as a distracted (mostly by clothing), opinionated, and flirtatious character whom not many may take seriously. That is their mistake. Cherry is a determined Starfleet Officer whose friendship with OPS Morgan is one of the many dedications she has onboard the Quirinus.

The gorgeous women known as Red was nearly tossed off the Quirinus upon her first outing with the intrepid explorers (and trouble-makers). Mostly because she proved to be too great a distraction for the male (and on occasion, female) crew. However, Tobop managed to convince Su Lek that her looks weren't the only think worthwhile to keep around, and as such she has since stayed. Often used to entice and calm any threats to the Quirinus, it is rumored the fair maiden Red has hypnotic powers to keep the ship's enemies in check. Certainly her personality and heart is enough to draw any man in. She often serves as a diplomat in many encounters, and a pair of ears should anyone want to pour out their heart.

Cathy Campos is Lieutenant JG. Jade Morgan / The Oracle – Operations Manager of the Quirinus, the quiet Minaran has come to be a valued member of the Quirinus crew, having proven this with all the responses of the crew when she was feared to be dying. Now, Morgan has been blessed (or cursed?) with an amazing new gift: to see the auras of people, and as well as their pasts, presents, or futures.

The mysterious woman known only as "the Oracle" has never shown her face to the crew of the Quirinus, or anyone else for that matter. Her head nearly entirely covered by a hood only reveals a pair of ruby lips that often utter truths that no one wants to hear, or warnings of dangers to come. Her abilities predict many things for the crew, and often do not allow any secrets to be kept onboard. It is both a damning and useful gift.

Edward Selgas is Lieutenant JG. David Telarus / Dave, the Builder – Chief Engineering Officer of the Quirinus, the human Telarus has revealed himself to be a clever and creative force onboard the ship. Often giving ideas and plans to help the crew through their endeavors, Telarus is a fountain of ideas. His relationship with the ship’s Doctor, Harriet Munro, was abruptly ended recently by her choice. Telarus’ subsequent beating given by the enigmatic Nero has not made his life any easier.

Known throughout the Confederation of 150 Worlds or So for his imagination and creativity, the Builder A.K.A. Dave single-handedly built the wooden / metal craft known as the Quirinus. He knows every in and out, every nut and bolt, every screw and splinter onboard. His mind is always bursting with new ideas, and he can usually be found in the bowls of the vessel, creating one gadget or another. So much so that he cannot seem to be distracted by anyone, even the ship's Doctor whom for a time he had a fling with.

Erryn Pollock is Ensign Lance Wolverton / The Big Bad Wolf – Tactical Officer of the Quirinus, the human Wolvington has proven himself quite capable in battle. The atypical paranoid security officer, Wolvington still has a lot to learn … and is doing so with the recent beginning of his relationship with engineer Erin Eisenhower.

The Creature known as the Wolf serves as the Quirinus' guardian. Fierce and crafty in his fighting, he is a threat that most enemies of the intrepid Quirinus quake in fear at the sight of. Once a normal soldier of the great Confederation of 150 Worlds or So, the Big Bad Wolf was bitten by some alien or another (no one really ever bothers to remember these things) and became something more. He has since joined the Quirinus in their frolic amongst the stars.

Serena Sheridan is Princess Sheridan - The question has often been raised - Is Princess Sheridan really a Princess? Does the Confederation of 150 Worlds or So really have Princesses? If so, why wasn't there a memo sent out? And if most look like this one, where can you get in line to acquire one? Princess Sheridan brings a respectability to the otherwise abysmal Quirinus ... allowing the vessel to get out of tight spots for no other reason than the fact she dresses fancy, wearing nice jewelry, and can frighten trouble-makers with the rising of her voice. There were rumors of a fling between her and one of the crew ... but really, what stock should one take in rumors?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
=/\==/\==/\==/\==/\= RESUME MISSION =/\==/\==/\==/\==/\=

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The reality storm continues to rage outside as more and more people have appeared in the Tavern. A break has been taken in the Q crew' story as a group of Rigellian children have now joined the audience.

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::sitting by the fire::

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
::sitting at a table in a corner of the tavern::

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: happily munches on what seems to be an apple as she sees a group of children moving closer ::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: finds a mug of Movellan grog has appeared in front of him, and takes a sip ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The exhausted Commander Pangborn gently snores as he leans against Lt. Cherry by the fire.

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: motions to Neet to come over to her ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Neet> ::Squeaks and hops onto the EO's lap::

OPS_Morgan says:
::tips a sip from her glass::

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
::gets up and walks over to the CSO:: CSO: Feeling better, sir?

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
:::puts an arm around Pangborn::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<CPO Beldaur> ::Steps over:: CSO: Sorry to interrupt Commander ... ::Nods to the CEO:: ... Lt. ... but there seems to be something happening on the other side of the tavern that we should maybe take interest in?

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
Neet: Look at all the children. Think they might like to meet you?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Neet> ::Nervously eyes the children::

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
::looks around the tavern to see how many have arrived within the time they have been telling their stories and sees how relaxed the crew seems and how they have all deserved this::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::notices Beldaur approach Kraight but can't hear what he's saying::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: nods to Telarus :: CPO: What would that be?

OPS_Morgan says:
::is feeling quite sleepy now that she is warm and dry::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: A sort of half man, half goat creature trots by the CEO, huffing in acknowledgement at him.

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::sees the creature passing Telarus and wonders if its Pan::

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
::notices the CPO's comment and looks in the direction of interest nods back at the half goat creature::

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: leans forward and smiles at the children :: Children: Children, this is my friend Neet. Would you like to pet him? :: whispers to Neet :: Neet: Please let them.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<CPO Beldaur> CSO: The ... creature that was sent to replace ... Ensign Grainger ::looks pained:: it's here.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Neet> ::Reaaaally looks nervous, but doesn't move::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::notices Eisenhower surrounded by children and smiles::

OPS_Morgan says:
::looks up as the strange man walks by::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: surprised :: CPO: Oh, indeed? :: gets up :: Take me to... him.

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
Neet: Hold out your hand to the children.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Neet> ::Holds out his paw::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<CPO Beldaur> ::Leads the CSO through the crowds of aliens and folk who are happily eating, sleeping and talking::

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
::follows the CPO and the CSO::

OPS_Morgan says:
::catches a glowing aura of sorts for just a brief instant and straightens, staring into the direction the CSO is heading::

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
Children: See, he wishes to greet each of you. That is our custom. Please shake his hand, but be gentle please.

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::notices Jade's alertness, then the CEO following the CSO::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: follows Beldaur ::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::would get up and see what is going on but doesn't want to disturb Ben::

OPS_Morgan says:
::stands up and begins to slowly follow the two, watching carefully from a distance::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The CSO 'n co. see a group standing at a distance from a corner, as they approach, they see the Creature. It's rank smell stands out amongst the warm smells of cooked goods that they have grown accustomed to in the tavern. 

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
CPO: Chief, what's going here?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Cmdr. Pangborn murmurs something in his dream about "... beware the dominating leprechauns ... they'll destroy us all ..."

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: approaches the creature carefully, showing two empty hands ::

OPS_Morgan says:
::as she approaches she wrinkles her nose in distaste as a rather unpleasant odor assails her nostrils::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The group move apart as the people approach. The figure is lurched over, its muck covered claws digging into the ground ... the whites of it's eyes can barely be seen through the horribly dirty long mane of hair, the pupils cannot be seen.

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
::notices Morgan and whispers directly in her ear:: OPS: I would be careful to keep some distance that and not show any sign of disgust, last thing we need is a fight.

OPS_Morgan says:
::stays back and watches the CSO warily for a second before turning her attention to the creature. Taking a deep, cleansing breath (through her mouth, of course) she focuses upon the bedraggled creature in front of them.::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: squats in front of the creature :: Creature: Hello. I am called Kraight. Can you speak?

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: smiles as each of the children shake Neet's hand ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Neet> ::Squeaks at the children::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Creature utters a low guttural growl at the blue figure before it.

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::notices Neet getting fussed over::

OPS_Morgan says:
CEO: Thanks for your sage advice.

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
Children: That means hello, nice to meet you all.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Marley> ::Steps over:: CSO: Be careful Mr. Kraight, whoever this is, they have been quite aggressive since it's arrival.

OPS_Morgan says:
::returns her concentration to the creature, trying to "see" into it.::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Marley> CSO: Three have been bitten and injured.

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: smiles :: Creature: I know. This must seem all very strange to you. I'm a little frightened, myself.

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
Marley: Thank you for the warning, sir.

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
Marley: I think we should be able to respond, but thanks for the heads up.

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: over his shoulder, not taking his eyes off the creature :: OPS: Jade... see if you can find me a piece of bread or the like, would you, please?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Marley> ::Nods at them, and then stops by the CEO:: CEO: I noticed you holding your side briefly earlier, have you been grievously injured recently?

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
CEO: We will take no hostile action, Mr. Telarus.

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
Creature: Do you understand me?

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
Marley: Somewhat, I am still recovering, you got anything to help me out?

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: watches as the children chatter amongst themselves ::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::yawns and snuggles up to Ben::

OPS_Morgan says:
::blinks a bit as she comes out of her reverie:: CSO: Aye, Sir. ::turns to the nearest table and smilingly procures a roll from the diners seated there::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Marley> CEO: I have a friend who is a healer. I shall have her attend to you when she has a moment.

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: whispers to Neet :: Neet: I think they all like you.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Ben mumbles to Cherry "... please don't leave me ..."

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
Marley: Any help at all whatever it might be will be greatly appreciated.

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::smiles and squeezes Ben's shoulder gently::

OPS_Morgan says:
::turns around slowly and walks up to the CSO:: CSO: Put your hand out behind you, Sir.

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: slowly places his right hand behind his back, palm up ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: There is a roar, and the Creature becomes a blur ... there is a slash, and the CSO screams in pain ... three claw scratches appear on his face as the Creature bounds over the crew and into the crowd ...

OPS_Morgan says:
::drops back as the creature bound past::

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: turns at the screams and stands up ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Marley> ::Turns as the Creature attacks::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: holds his hand to his injured face... shouts :: All: Let it go! Take no action!

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::hears the roar and scream.  Looks to Ben to see if it woke him up.  Apparently not::

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
::turns around and goes for a tackle against the creature hurting himself somewhat in the process::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Many cry out as the Creature bounds across the tables, hurling plates left and right, food flies in the air.

OPS_Morgan says:
::drops the roll and grabs a clean napkin::

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
::couldn't stop as he lunged as the CSO gave the order::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Marley> ::Catches the CEO whose injuries seem to have caught up to him::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
CEO: Stand down, Mr. Telarus!

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::remains seated watching the creature::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Creature disappears into the depths of the Tavern.

OPS_Morgan says:
::hands it to the CSO:: CSO: are you okay?

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: hangs onto Neet then turns to the children :: Children: Stay close.

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
::grabs his abdomen:: CSO: Sorry sir, I lunged as you gave the order.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Neet> ::Hackles go up::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
OPS: Thank you... just scratches, I think. It seemed more frightened than aggressive.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Marley> CSO: Are you all right, Mr. Kraight?

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::whispers::  XO:  I'll be right back.  ::slowly untangles herself and gets up::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
Marley: Ask your healer to attend Mr. Telarus first, and then I should like to see her as well.

OPS_Morgan says:
::nods and gathering her courage, walks towards the area where the creature ran to::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::moves over to Eisenhower and the children::  EO and Kids:  Wow. Wasn't that exciting?  ::smiles::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: calmly ::  CEO: No hostile action means no hostile action, Mr. Telarus. I expect you to keep that foremost in mind in the future.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Marley> CSO: I'll see if I can get some anti-septic and bandages for your face, that Creature did not look clean in the least way. You could get an infection.

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
CSO: Again, I apologize sir I reacted only after the hostile action, I meant none prior to the attack.

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
Marley: You are most kind, sir.

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: nods :: CEO: Consider the matter closed then.

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: pats Neet :: Neet: Don't worry, I'll protect you and the children. :: turns to look at Cherry :: Cherry: Exciting? :: looks down at the children :: Oh sure, exciting.

OPS_Morgan says:
::pauses for a second and turns, takes a deep breath and walks over to the CSO::

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
::nods at the CSO as he still holds his side::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::winks at Eisenhower::  Kids:  I bet there will be more stories soon.  ::sits down amongst them::

OPS_Morgan says:
CSO: Sir....may I? ::gestures to his scratches::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Marley> ::Steps over:: <W> CSO: Do not be too hard on the lad, he seemed to only want to protect his friends. ::Walks off::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: takes his hand away from the wounds :: OPS: Of course.

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: leans over :: CTO: Where did it go?

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
All: With these cracks in reality I wish a med kit would slip by.

OPS_Morgan says:
::reaches out a gentle hand and places it over his scratches::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::whispers::  EO:  I'm not sure.  Nowhere nearby now, but I'll stick close in case it comes back this way.

OPS_Morgan says:
::closes her eyes::

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: grins :: CTO: You do that Cherry.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The scratches fade away from the CSO as OPS feels similar pain in her face as she absorbs the injuries.

OPS_Morgan says:
::eyes tear up slightly::

OPS_Morgan says:
::takes a deep breath and steps away::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
OPS: Aw, Jade... you didn't have to do that. I know how much it takes out of you.

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
OPS: You ok?

OPS_Morgan says:
::nods wearily::

Host XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
::murmurs in his sleep::

CSO_LtCmdr_Kraight says:
:: puts his arm around Jade :: OPS: You have a rare and generous soul, Jade. Thank you.

OPS_Morgan says:
::smiles tiredly::

Host XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
::begins to wake up rubbing his face on Cherry’s blouse as if to wipe the sleep from his eyes:: Cherry: Where are we? ::yawns::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
TIME WARP: Some time passes, the pain fades from OPS, a healer is now tending to the CEO, her tendrils moving across his mid-section and somehow repairing his partially healed internal injuries ... the XO and co. have been brought up to date, and the Creature is still hidden. They are gathered around the fireplace again.

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
::sits close to the fireplace next to Harriet::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::sipping a glass of mulled wine::

OPS_Morgan says:
::looks up from her glass, even more sleepy than she had been before::

Host XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
::stretches out lazily:: 

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
:: leaning against the stone of the fireplace, she watches as Neet plays with a small child ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The audience begins to gather again ... they await for the story to resume ... as the Captain has taken a brief leave to walk around and think, the eyes fall on the Commander to resume ...

EO_Ltjg_Eisenhower says:
CTO: Look at Neet, Cherry, he's having fun.

Host XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
::looks confused for a moment, then understands and takes a sip of water::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::looks at Neet and smiles::

CEO_Lt_Telarus says:
::looks back over at Harriet's face and how her hair covers her eyes as she sleeps::

CTO_Lt_Cherry says:
::smiles at Ben as he prepares to begin::

Host XO_Cmdr_Pangborn says:
::begins the tale where the captain left off::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: We fade away from the world of the real to the story within ... the wooden ship S.S. Quirinus races alongside some comets ... some of the crew laughing and watching as Dave the Builder proves their vessel is the fastest amongst the stars! A few hours have passed since the Medallion was acquired from the Romulan.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The interstellar mice continue to run around with the cheese barrel they acquired.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::hanging on to the top of the center spar with his claws::

Host TOBOP says:
::on deck, at the helm::

Dave says:
::thinks time to check the solar sails:: All: We are the fastest among and I will make sure we stay that way! ::walks towards his workshop::

The_Oracle says:
::steps onto the deck::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Medallion glows on and off in TOBOP's possession.

Red says:
TOBOP:  Hey... you still have that medallion thingy?

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::panting with his tongue hanging out::

Host TOBOP says:
Oracle: Ah the all seeing oracle! Tell me, what mayeth thee make of this item? ::hands her the amulet::

The_Oracle says:
::feels the portents of evil......or could it be a bad breakfast?::

Red says:
::thinks she detects a note of sarcasm::

Blue says:
:: still checking the rigging for flies ::

The_Oracle says:
::takes the amulet and looks at it carefully::

Host Princess_Sheridan says:
:: sits on the deck, pouting at what Su Lek did to her ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: As the medallion touches the Oracle's hand, her eyes glow and suddenly light fires from them ...

Red says:
::comes up close to the Oracle to get a better look at it::

Red says:
Self:  Eeek!

Host TOBOP says:
Red: The Oracle has it now...she is examining it

The_Oracle says:
::eyes are glowing::

Red says:
::stumbles backward away from the Oracle::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: A hologram of sorts is emanated from her eyes ... is is a floating head which the crew may recognize as the old and mysterious Wizard Crenshaw!

Blue says:
:: looks down, sees the Oracle :: Self: This can't be good...

Host TOBOP says:
Self: Blarney!

Red says:
TOBOP:  That is the creepiest thing I've ever seen.  ::points at the hologram::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Rainy Than> Princess: Golly Princess Sheridan, I wonder what that is! ::Points at the glow as he hops about and about::

Host TOBOP says:
Oracle: Speak of what you see!

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: sees the glow across the deck :: RT: Maybe we should go and see?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Rainy Than> ::Bows:: Princess: Of course Princess Sheridan!

The_Oracle says:
::turns her glowing eyes towards TOBOP::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: begins to cross the deck making sure that her fabulous dress is nice and smooth ::

The_Oracle says:
TOBOP: Can you now see with your own eyes, foolish one?

Princess_Sheridan says:
RT: Come! :; motions for him to follow ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The floating head speaks - "GREETINGS. IF YOU ARE SEEING THIS THEN YOU HAVE RECEIVED THE MEDALLION OF FORBODING. A GREAT QUEST HAS BEEN BESTOWN UPON YOU, FOR THE GREAT THORNE IN YOUR SIDES IS NOW EVER SO CLOSE TO CAUSING CHAOS IN THE CONFEDERATION OF 150 WORLDS OR SO! YOU MUST SEEK OUT THE GREAT GREEK SIGN OF POWER FROM THE LAYER OF THE WINGED ONE! I PRESENT TO THEE A MAP! SEEK IT OR WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!!"

Host TOBOP says:
::obnoxious:: Oracle: Well you're the all seeing one

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::rolls his eyes at the floating head::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Lightning flares from the Oracle's eyes and sears a map into the deck of the ship. There is smoke and the possibility of fire for a moment. The floaty head goes away, and the Oracle's "eyes" return to normal.

Red says:
Self:  Cool!  ::moves toward the still smoking map::

Dave says:
::decides to visit the Bridge to ensure all is well::

Blue says:
:: tries to hide behind the mast when the deck is seared ::

Host TOBOP says:
Self: I thought I killed him? Or was that someone else? So many killed and maimed. Hard to keep track. ::Muses::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: stops and looks at the Oracle :: Oracle: What are you doing?

The_Oracle says:
::blinks for a few seconds::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Big Bad Wolf could almost swear he has a flea for a moment, but it turns out to merely be a spice from an earlier meal, and the fear subsides.

The_Oracle says:
Princess: Having a party...and you? ::sarcasm drips from each word::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Rainy Than> ::Pulls out a back scratcher and proceeds to brush down the Big Bad Wolf::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The map remains etched into the deck of the ship.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::grins as his leg spasms::

Dave says:
::arrives on the Bridge::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: A school of interstellar fish float by and glow.

Red says:
::looks over the map::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: reaches out and grabs the Oracle :: Oracle: You were acting all weird and stuff. I mean really strange.

Host TOBOP says:
::examines the map::

The_Oracle says:
Princess: And this is new, how?

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The map shows various stars and places ... and a dotted line seemingly leading them on a dangerous path to a mysterious destination.

The_Oracle says:
::sees the wolf:: BBW: Why don't you two get a room somewhere? ::is really quite grumpy::

Red says:
TOBOP:  You think that dotted line is some sort of hint?

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::snarls dangerously at the Oracle::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: shrugs at the Oracle and walks away ::

Blue says:
:: looks out at the stars :: Self: Fishies!

Dave says:
Self: What happened here!? ::sees the scorch on the deck::

Red says:
Dave:  Hey Dave.

Dave says:
::switches his tone:: Red: Hey how are you?

The_Oracle says:
All: Well, have you dunces figured anything out yet? ::looks around:: Where is the Old Man anyway? He's the only one of you that has any brains.........

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The fishies look offly tempting to Blue.

Host TOBOP says:
::Decides:: All prepare to follow the path displayed on the map ::turns the wheel hard astern to make the course correction:: What befall us yet awaits. Yet we are going ::lears:: No questions necessary.

Red says:
Dave:  Looks like we got a quest sorta thingy.  ::points at the map::

The_Oracle says:
TOBOP: I foretell a great tragedy.......

Dave says:
::looks at it:: Red: Well it's off to another adventure for us I guess. You excited or scared?

Blue says:
:: triangulates on the nearest fishy, and lets fly with a long sticky tongue... and misses ::

Host TOBOP says:
Oracle: When the hell you ever foretell anything but great tragedy?

The_Oracle says:
TOBOP: With you in charge, there can't possibly be any other outcome.

Red says:
Dave:  Depends if there is any space malls on the route.  ::looks over the map more carefully::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The S.S. Quirinus' solar sails shift and the vessel begins to glide onto their new path. The fish move out of Blue's tongue distance, and further away they can see the sharp flashes of a Northern Quadrant Ion gale.

The_Oracle says:
::glares at TOBOP and smiles maliciously:: TOBOP: You'll look good with a bald head. ::chuckes and walks away::

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::snickers at TOBOP's comment::

Host TOBOP says:
Oracle: Yell you what, if you're very, very good, we will stop at a space mall on the way and pick you up a brand new crystal ball! Along with a dress for Red.

Red says:
Self:  Woo hoo!

Red says:
Oracle:  Hey!  ::Runs over towards her::

The_Oracle says:
::hears the wolf's snicker and looks at him::

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::grins at the Oracle, displaying an unsettling number of sharp teeth::

Host TOBOP says:
Blue: Take the helm. Big Bad Wolf: Throw a net and catch some fish for Blue. ::toothy smile:: Please ::takes out a switchblade and picks his teeth with it::

Red says:
Oracle:  So what do you think the winged one thingy and the Greek symbol of power thingy are?

Blue says:
:: crawls down the rigging to the deck, examines the newly-burnt map :: TOBOP: What in the name of Americus Vespuccio is that?

The_Oracle says:
::mutters something under her breath that sounds suspiciously like "neuter".::

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::nods at TOBOP and huffs, bounding down the mast to grab a net::

Blue says:
:: moves to the wheel :: TOBOP: Okee-doke.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Time passes ... the crew fight their way through a Northern Quadrant gale ... space rain drenches the crew and ion lightning sears Big Bad Wolf's fur ... he grumbles and shakes it off. The Oracle continues to foretell the doom of each and every one of the crew. Dave whimpers over the scorch marks in his hull. Soon, they exit the Northern Gale and approach the Nesrun Space Mall!

The_Oracle says:
::looks at Red with a sigh:: Red: Perhaps that is a question that you and the others need to figure out for yourselves::

Dave says:
Red: Maybe you will get lucky and we will find one.

Blue says:
:: enjoys the rain on his slimy blue hide ::

Red says:
:: is so excited she can hardly stand it::

Host TOBOP says:
Red/Oracle: We're at the mall, as promised :;grin:: Oracle: I heard you were low on black candles and burnt offerings

Red says:
::is bouncing around like a kid at Christmas::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: A carving in the map on the deck glows ... indicating the presence of something here at the Nesrun Space Mall.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::cleaning up his charred fur::

The_Oracle says:
::looks haughty:: TOBOP: Just as you are low on brain cells.

Blue says:
:: looks at the map :: TOBOP: Okay, that is just weird.

Host TOBOP says:
Blue: Deploy the anchor. Dave: give him a hand with the anchor, it slides out of his hands sometimes, don't fall overboard!

Red says:
::scampers over to the gangplank hoping to be the first one off the ship::

Blue says:
:: hops to the bow and begins winching down the anchor ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Nesrun Space Mall is a floating metropolis teeming with galactic mall rats, beggars, hovering signs and clothing even a Ferengi wouldn't try to sell. A perfect place for Red.

Dave says:
Red: You got your wish.

Host TOBOP says:
Dave: Deploy the gangplank as soon as were anchored.

Blue says:
:: seats the anchor firmly ::

The_Oracle says:
::examines her nails::

Red says:
Dave:  I think I'll get something in..... red!  ::grins like a maniac::

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::frowns at the flashy shopping center as he gnaws out a matt in his fur::

The_Oracle says:
::carefully stays away from the fleabag::

Dave says:
TOBOP: Aye.

Dave says:
::goes to prepare the gangplank::

Red says:
::resists the urge to kick Dave in the butt to hurry him up::

Host TOBOP says:
::slides 200 Spanish galleons into Red's hands:: Red: Get something....nice ::lear::

The_Oracle says:
::wonders where the perfect princess is::

Red says:
TOBOP:  I will!  ::winks::

Blue says:
:: hops to the gangplank :: Self: Oh boy... oh boy... I'm gonna go to Williams Sonoma, and I'm gonna buy me a waffle iron, and I'm gonna come back to the ship, and then I'm gonna make waffles!

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::eyes widen in amazement::

Host TOBOP says:
Red: Don't forget the rum

Red says:
TOBOP:  You bet!

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Most of the crew rush off into the mall like children in a toy store.

Host TOBOP says:
:;sighs:: Oracle: Okay, how much for the crystal ball and black candles? I'm low on cash, but I know you need these things.

Red says:
::makes a beeline for a lingerie store::

The_Oracle says:
::just looks at him silently for a very long moment::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: As Red frolics through the mall, she is unaware of a few pairs of eyes watching her every movement...

Host TOBOP says:
Oracle: Of stop it. I know. I'm going to die.

The_Oracle says:
TOBOP: Waste your pennies on your w.....woman. I do not need anything from a dead man. ::turns and walks away::

Dave says:
::secures all the gangplank latches and ropes::

Red says:
::grabs an armful of "undergarments" and dashes to the changing room::

Dave says:
::thinks to self Red is eager::

Host TOBOP says:
::quietly:: Self: She is such....a......b.....witch

Blue says:
:: goes to the pet store and buys a five-gallon bucket of mealworms ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: A figure stands behind a fish tank and observes the eager frog.

Red says:
::emerges from the change room and brings an armload to the clerk::  Clerk:  Hurray it up will ya?  I don't have much time!

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The Clerk sees all the galleons she has on her, and eagerly rings her up.

Red says:
::snaps her gum impatiently::

The_Oracle says:
::strolls down the street::

The_Oracle says:
::feels a sense of .....guess what?...DANGER!!!::

Red says:
::gathers up her packages and heads across the way to a liquor store::

Host TOBOP says:
::rigs the ship to set off an alarm if an unauthorized boarding occurs, and earsplitting one at that, which will cause most humanoids to hemorrhage unless he himself turns it off, then head to the mall::

Blue says:
:: stops in at the Baskin Ribbit and has a Fly Guts Sundae ::

Dave says:
::walks over the gangplank towards the mall::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Mysterious Woman> ::A quite attractive woman approaches Dave:: Dave: Why hello their sailor ...

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Mysterious Woman> ::Part of her auburn hair covers her left eye, making it hidden. She leers at the Builder, leaning against a wall::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: watches as the last of the crew leave the ship then steps inside and walks to the Captain's door, where she pulls out a match and strikes it as she evilly grins ::

Red says:
::enters the liquor store and orders 12 cases of rum to be delivered to the ship::

Host TOBOP says:
:wanders through the mall, wondering why they create a center with 300 stores and 299 of them are either women’s clothes or shoes::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Rainy Than> ::Watches from a distance at the Princess' actions::

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::finishes cleaning and bounds back up the forward mast to look around::

Princess_Sheridan says:
::pouring a bottle of rum along the floor outside the door, drops the match and steps back to watch the fun ::

The_Oracle says:
::wraps the danger around her like a cloak and continues to stroll along::

Red says:
::emerges from the liquor store and plots her next assault::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The rum goes up in flames. 

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Red seems oblivious to the two males following her.

Red says:
::can't decide between the shoe store, the jewelry store and the "adult" store::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Several children are trying to jump on the Big Bad Wolf as if he were a ride. From a distance, another lone figure watches him.

Red says:
Self:  Eennie, meanie, miney, moe.....

Dave says:
::looks around the mall and at all the stores to find some spare parts for the Quirinus::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: takes another bottle of rum and pours it along the corridor in front of every door ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Fire starts to creep along the deck of the Quirinus.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The interstellar mice abandon ship with their cheese.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Rainy Than> Princess: Oh dear Princess, whatever are you doing?

Red says:
Self:  Maybe I can get something nice for TOBOP, in leather...  ::heads toward the "adult" store::

Host TOBOP says:
::sees the ship in flames and yells:: Fire! ::runs back to the ship::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: grabs Than by the collar and drags him onto the deck :: RT: You better not stop me.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::looks down at the unfriendly-looking flames, frowning::

The_Oracle says:
::feels the flames of doom licking at her subconscious::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Rainy Than> ::Gulps::

Dave says:
::hears the alert and runs back::

Red says:
::looks at the merchandise::

Host TOBOP says:
::boards the ship and activates the fire suppression system::

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::howls to get the crew's attention, then leaps across to another mast away from the fire, scrambling down to find something to fight the fire with::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Before Dave can get far, he is knocked unconscious and dragged away into the shadows by the Mysterious Woman.

Red says:
::can't imagine what some of this stuff is for::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The fire suppression systems consist of a series of large birds which flock down and try to blow out the flames.

Blue says:
:: hears the howling, and hops at top speed back to the ship ::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: pours another bottle of rum next to the main mast and sets it ablaze ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: POOF! The main mast is on fire.

Red says:
::purchases a few items and has them wrapped in a plain brown wrapper::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: While the (traitorous?) Princess Sheridan continues to set stuff on fire, the Mysterious Red-Haired Woman and her group of shadowy thugs drag the unconscious form of Dave onto their dark painted vessel and begin to set sail away from the mall.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: backs up and starts laughing hysterically ::

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::yowls and leaps away from the fire again...he really doesn't like fire::

Host TOBOP says:
::fins a half full bottles of rum, takes a drink:: Ah. She had a good run. Maybe I can put all the women to work at the mall

Dave says:
::is not aware as he is unconscious::

The_Oracle says:
::hears the fire bells and turns and looks at the ship::

Blue says:
:: sees the ship ablaze :: Self: Yipes!  :: engulfs a nearby water fountain with his wide, rubbery mouth, and pushes the valve full open ::

The_Oracle says:
::sighs and mutters a curse under her breath::

Host TOBOP says:
::grabs and old fashioned water based fire extinguisher, not even knowing why it was here, and fights the flames::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Mysterious Red Haired Woman> @ ::Spouting orders as they board her black vessel:: Set the solar sails, get us out of here! It seems the dear Princess has done us a favor ... I'm not sure if our Great Leader has her on our pay roll, but he should! Get the Builder tied up in my quarters ... I'll deal with him ... personally ...

The_Oracle says:
Self: If my rooms are damaged........I'll turn her into a green-haired sloth!

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The fire is soon put out.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::keeps his flammable fur away from the fire::

Red says:
::steps outside the shop just in time to see Dave getting dragged off::

Host TOBOP says:
::wanders amongst the smoldering ship, swilling rum:: Oh hell. ::thinks about killing the Oracle::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: goes back to sitting on the ship rail and looking at the stars ::

Red says:
::debates whether to continue shopping or go tell TOBOP about Dave::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: The sound of a ship horn bellowing a sound that is like thunder is heard, the familiar sound of the evil group known as THE FLOOD!!!, and the crew can see a black ship with black velvety sails moves away from the mall.

Red says:
::still thinking about it::

Blue says:
:: hops to the ship and up the gangplank... finds a vantage point atop the cabin, and unleashes the greatest fire suppressant in the known Universe: frog pee :: 

Red says:
::sighs and runs back to the ship::

Host TOBOP says:
Blue: Stop peeing on us. The fire is out

Blue says:
TOBOP: Oh.

Red says:
::calls out as she runs::  TOBOP:  They took Dave!

The_Oracle says:
::gathers her skirts as she walks up the plank::

Blue says:
:: hops below, in the direction of the head :: Excuse me...

Host TOBOP says:
::soaked in frog urine:: Red: Really? ::oddly gleeful::

Red says:
::makes it to the gangplank and notes the rum has been delivered as promised::

The_Oracle says:
::looks around in disgust:: Princess: Flippin' looney bird.

Red says:
::starts dragging the crates up the gangplank::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Rainy Than> TOBOP: Should we not pursue the enemy, sire? ::Pulls out a script and checks it twice::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: sees the Oracle coming up the plank and goes to greet her :: Oracle: There is something going on here. ::smiles :: Do you know what it is?

Host TOBOP says:
Oracle: Execute severe punishment on the Princess. What ever kind of evil you can do, please do it to her

Red says:
::calls out as she's dragging the cargo up::  TOBOP:  They took Dave!  That black ship.  Did you see it?

The_Oracle says:
::looks at the Princess:: Princess: No, but perhaps you'll tell me, Princess Twiddletop?

Host TOBOP says:
Red: Yes, yes, I supposed we will rescue him if we have to. Do we have to?

Blue says:
:: the seemingly endless sound of a stream of liquid is heard from below ::

Red says:
TOBOP:  Priorities.  ::drops her shopping bags and heads down the gangplank for another crate of rum::

Dave says:
@ ::is having a nice dream while he is knocked out::

Red says:
::calls out::  Rainy Than:  I could use some help here!

Host TOBOP says:
Red: Good move

Red says:
::grabs another crate and heads back up::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: places a hand on her heart :: Oracle: Me? I was just sitting on the rail looking at the stars when all this fire and smoke surrounded me.

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
<Rainy Than> ::Stumbles and rushes down to pull some crates up::

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::clambers up a non-charred mast for a look see::

Red says:
::drags another crate up to the ship::

The_Oracle says:
Princess: After you lit the match, eh?

Blue says:
:: the liquid sound stops, and the sound of Blue's voice is heard :: All: Ahhhhhhhhhhh...

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: reaches out to touch the Oracle's dress :: Oracle: Nice threads.

Red says:
::smells something funny::

Host TOBOP says:
All: Set sail for the black ship. They have one of our mates. Oracle: PLEASE do something to that wicked princess before I do....it's you job after all. Burn her if you have to

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Meanwhile, some distance away now, the Flood vessel moves on ... Dave awakens to find himself in a Martha Stewart nightmare of a room. Dark sheets and drapes everywhere, black candles and black flame ... it looks like the Oracle's idea of heaven. He is chained up.

The_Oracle says:
::looks at her closely:: Princess: Don't touch. ::smacks her hand::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: A bird nearly whacks the Big Bad Wolf in the head he is so far up.

Red says:
::runs down for the last crate of rum::

Host TOBOP says:
::takes the helm and steers towards the black ship:

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: starts to cry :: Oracle: Ouch! That hurt. Why did you do that?

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::slaps the bird::

Dave says:
@ ::thinks to self "Ok" in a response to the weird situation::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: Everything is getting slapped.

Dave says:
@ All: Hello anyone there?

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: slaps the Oracle ::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: A sultry voice responds, "Why hello there" to Dave

Dave says:
@ All: Who is there?

Red says:
::stands on the deck exhausted from the shopping marathon::

The_Oracle says:
::mutters a curse under her breath:: Princess: You plotted, you twisted, you fired, and your burned, let your tongue turn black and begin to burn.

Host Kraven says:
::The red-haired woman sleeks out from behind her black draped bed, wearing a form-fitting black leotard. Her left eye remains covered:: Dave: You are quite the big, strong, masculine constructor now, aren't you?

Red says:
::regrets she never got to the shoe store::

The_Oracle says:
::smacks her back::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: starts to mutter her own curse at the Oracle ::

Host TOBOP says:
Oracle: Good thing for the princess those stupid curse never work: Big Bad Wold: Take the princess to the brig, the charge is treason.

The_Oracle says:
TOBOP: Get this looney off of me...now! Or I'll turn you into a female!

Host Kraven says:
ACTION: The ship seems weighted down by all the stuff Red bought. It's not that quick to really catch up to the Flood's vessel.

Blue says:
:: hops back up to the deck :: All: Who wants waffles?

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::watches the Oracle and the Princess slap either other silly::

Dave says:
@ Kraven: If you want to put it that way.

Host TOBOP says:
::grabs the princess:: Stop now.

Red says:
Blue:  Waffles?

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::growls:: TOBOP: Aye sir! ::bounds down and grabs the Princess, tossing her over his hairy shoulder::

Blue says:
Red: I said I was going to make waffles, didn't I?

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: turns and grabs the TOBOP's neck :: TOBOP: Not so fast buddy!

Host TOBOP says:
ALL: We're to heavy to move very fast. Start drinking the rum and throw the bottles overboard.

Red says:
Blue:  Ummm... I musta missed that.

Host Kraven says:
ACTION: A series of space dolphins "splash" amongst the stars nearby, orange alien cowboys with red horns ride their backs.

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: slams the TOBOP into the Big Bad Wolf :: All: Silly boys.

Red says:
Blue:  Waffles would be good.  ::grins as she opens a crate of rum and grabs a bottle::

Host Kraven says:
<Sheriff Red-Eye> ::Calls up to the Quirinus deck:: ALL: You all seem to be chuggin' along badly, is your ship a-okay?

Dave says:
@Kraven: So what's the plan here?

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::cleanly knocks TOBOP out of his way and grabs up Sheridan, undaunted...heck, even unslowed::

Host Kraven says:
@ ::Slithers up to Dave:: Dave: Well I was thinking a little drink ... a little talk ... a little song ... a little dance ... if you're lucky, your head won't end up on a lance ...

Host TOBOP says:
::grabs his switchblade:: Princess: You may be Su Leks "Ho" as he puts it, but you will no longer endanger this ship..I'm bringin you to the brig now....::drags her by the hair to the brig::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: pulls on the wolf's hair in a tender spot :: BBW: Take that you beast!

Red says:
::grabs a bottle and chugs it back as fast as she can::

Host TOBOP says:
All: Continue drinking the rum until it is gone

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::ignores her feeble assault and goes back to throwing her over his shoulder for a trip to the brig::

The_Oracle says:
::watches the show with amusement::

Dave says:
@Kraven: Well then I want to be on the lucky end and not on the lance of course.

Red says:
TOBOP:  Aye aye.  ::tosses a bottle overboard::

Blue says:
Red: Okay! I'm gonna make WAFFLES!   :: hops below... various bangings and curses in multiple languages are heard from time to time ::

Host Kraven says:
<Sheriff Red-Eye> ::Shrugs at his deputies as the crew continue to chug the rum in an attempt to lighten the load on the vessel and to get it to go faster::

Host Kraven says:
ACTION: THUD! The bottle knocks one of the deputies out, he swerves away with his space dolphin.

Red says:
::hopes the waffles absorb some of the alcohol as she opens her second bottle::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: kicks and screams all the way ::

Host Kraven says:
@ ::Half-smile:: Dave: We'll see what we can arrange. ::Gets closer and closer to Dave. The warmth of her body emanating in waves so that he can feel, her breathing soft and not too laborious:: It just depends on what you're willing to talk about ...

Red says:
::notices the sheriff and deputies alongside, finally.  Waves merrily and continues drinking::

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::straightens out his fur on deck while TOBOP drags her away::

Dave says:
@Kraven: What's on your mind?

Host TOBOP says:
::grabs a bottle of rum on his way::

Host Kraven says:
ACTION: The rum starts to hit Red rather quickly (one could say she was not built to handle alcohol), and she doesn't really understand what the deputies and Sheriff are yelling about ... "Black hole? Galactic waterfall? Hmmm?"

Red says:
::waves again and nods as if she had a clue::

Host TOBOP says:
:;secures the princess in the brig and walks back up deck, drinking al the way::

Host Kraven says:
@ ::Gently brushes her hand against his face:: Dave: Well, I believe the question is - what's on yours? Anything I can interest you in?

Red says:
::tosses the second bottle overboard and grabs another::

Host Kraven says:
ACTION: BOP! Another deputy gets hit. This time instead of floating away, he seems to get sucked ahead of the Quirinus ... toward ... what?

Dave says:
@ Kraven: Well looks like your in charge here. ::motions to his hands being tied up::

Host Kraven says:
@ Dave: Not too tight are they?

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: gets up from the floor where she was dumped and reaches into her bosom and pulls out another match and grins ::

Red says:
::doesn't notice a thing as she starts on her third::

Dave says:
@Kraven: Would help if I had more use of them.

The_Oracle says:
::blinks:: All: I...sense....DOOM!!! Impending doom...death and mayhem.......

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: rips a piece of material from her dress and wads it into a long strip ::

Host TOBOP says:
Oracle: Just shut up. Please.

Red says:
::passes out::

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::growls:: TOBOP: Ummm.... ::points at the WHOPPING BIG BLACK HOLE WATERFALL they're going toward::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: stuffs it into a crack in the wall and lights it ::

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::feels his fur trying to go into the black hole::

Host Kraven says:
@ ::Smiles fully:: Dave: We'll see how well you earn your freedom.

Blue says:
:: yells up from the galley :: All: WHO FORGOT TO PUT THE CAP BACK ON THE SYRUP?!?

The_Oracle says:
::frowns:: TOBOP: And fire...I see....fire....TWO Dooms! We are doubly doomed!!

Host TOBOP says:
Big Bad Wolf: Get to the helm, evasive maneuvers

The_Oracle says:
::gasps:: All: The syrup is bad!!! Thrice doomed! Thrice...not twice but THRICE!

Host TOBOP says:
Oracle: I'd really like your ears to work as well as your mouth. If you don't have something nice to say, say  nothing.

Big_Bad_Wolf says:
::bounds up to the helm and starts spinning the wheel::

Princess_Sheridan says:
:: watches as the smoke and flames move up the wall :::

The_Oracle says:
TOBOP: If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous, Lame Brain. Don't you smell smoke? ::grins::

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: And we fade out on our intrepid heroes in a state of misfortune and doom ... not once, not twice, but THRICE!!! The Quirinus is being sucked toward the great big Black Hole in the sky ... and there seems to be nothing they can do about it! Meanwhile Pyro Princess is about to start some more chaos, Ms. Red can't handle her Rum, the question about whether or not the Wolf's fur will survive the Journey is raised ... 

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
ACTION: All these questions answered and more next week in the epic conclusion and 300th mission !!!

Host Storyteller_Mikey says:
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