U.S.S. Pendragon
10712.15

“Ghosts of our Past, pt 6”

Directed by Coot

Starring:
 Chris as CO Vn’dor
 Ed as FCO Drew
 Cory as CMO Servek 
Jane as CNS Luchena

Guest Starring:
Sandy as Jordan Thraxis
Jan as TO Tribble

Absent:
Keith as CEO Damien
CJ as CTO Sek 
KJ as CSO Marina

Host Coot says:
Last time on the U.S.S. Pendragon . . .

Host Coot says:
The Pendragon returned to their time after the odd encounter with a Pendragon Crew from another time and dimension. A Pendragon believed to be dead and buried with the shattered past of a vengeance few understood. The Crew's return altered these memories and some but brought back stronger memories than they left with.

Host Coot says:
< < < < Ghosts of our Past, Part VI > > > > 

ACTION: The Pendragon has been on routine patrol for the past week with nothing out of the ordinary to report.

Host Coot says:
ACTION: A tree falls in a forest, but no one is there to hear it.....

TO_LT_Tribble says:
::hears tree fall::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
::Servek makes her rounds in Sickbay, ensuring that everything is in its proper place. She raises an eyebrow when she notices that someone has moved one of her Hyposprays::

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::stepping onto the bridge::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::on the bridge in a chair drumming his fingers on the armrests::

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
::finishes putting on his uniform newly receiving his commission to Ensign::

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::sitting at OPS keeping herself busy::

Host Coot says:
ACTION: LRS pick up the usual amount of space clutter... dirt, dust, and the occassional Borg Cube.

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::irritated by the Commander's drumming::  CNS: Something the matter Commander?  ::sits in his chair::

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
::walks out of his new officer's quarters and walks into the closest TL:: TL: Bridge.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  Nope.  How about with you?  ::grins::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
::She takes the Hypospray and moves it back to its proper place. Servek makes her way over to the medical console and begins to look over the information. Sickbay was now back in perfect order::

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::smiles:: CNS: Just another typical day in Starfleet.  Report, what have I missed?

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::stands to stretch his legs::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  Usual stuff.  Nothing significant.

TO_LT_Tribble says:
::running training drills with Tactical department::

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
::arrives on Bridge with new orders and walks over to the Captain and stands at attention::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
::She notices that an officer has not reported for his physical:: *FCO*: Sickbay to Ensign Drew.

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::nods head as if to understand::  CNS: I'm glad you aren't like some officers who have the tendency to over explain.  ::smiles::

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::seeing the FCO he takes the PADD::  FCO: You must be the ship's new FCO.  You think you have what it takes to be on my ship?

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  Thank you Captain.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::wonders if the Captain was flirting with him::

TO_LT_Tribble says:
::checks with the computer to see that the Borg cubes are registered as Starfleet vessels::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::wanders over to the Operations console::  OPS:  Hi beautiful.  How's it going?

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CO: Ensign James Drew reporting for duty sir. I am a transfer from Operations.

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
*FCO*: Ensign, I must inform you that you are needed down in Sickbay post hace. According to my records, you have not reported for your pre-mission physical.

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::Looks up at the CNS and smiles:: CNS: It's going ok. I think I'm getting better at last.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::gives Jordan's shoulder a reassuring squeeze::

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
FCO: Hmm....  ::mulling over the PADD::  Yes I see.  ::looking back up at the Ensign::  Take your station.

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CO: Aye.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::wanders off to the replicator::

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
::walks over to the Flight Control and relieves the current officer::

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::looks over at the new Ensign::

Host Coot says:
ACTION: The FCO's comm. badge begins beeping rather rudely and intermittently.... apparently the Medical Hag has been upgrading the comm. system to her whim.

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
FCO: Umm...  Belay my last order.  Report to Sickbay for a full physical

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
::She notices that she has yet to be responded to. She performs a location check from the Computer and then taps her Combadge:: *CO*: Servek to Captain Phail.

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
::grabs the relived officer a moment::

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
*CMO*: Aye will report as soon as possible.

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CO: Permission to report to Sick Bay, sir?

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::staring at the replicator thoughtfully::

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
*CMO*: This is Captain Vn'dor.  What can I do for you?

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::smiles::

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::nods::  FCO: Granted

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
*FCO*: That correct response would be, on my way. I expect to see you in several seconds. ::She cannot help but smirk slightly:: *CO*: Disregard, Captain.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
Replicator:  Coffee. Mikal one.

Host Coot says:
ACTION: The CMO grows tired of waiting and beams the FCO directly to Sickbay.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::removes a mug of steaming black coffee from the replicator::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
::She watches the FCO materialize onto Biobed One:: FCO: Welcome. Please disrobe. ::She motions to a medical skirt that he must change in to::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::makes his way back to his chair::

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
::goes to TL and asks officer to take back station:: TL: Sick Bay.

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
Jordan: Mrs. Thraxis.  Anything to report?

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  Anything exciting happening yet?  ::sits::

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::monitors the LRS looking for something, anything::

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
CNS: The usual, a new Ensign arrives, goes for a physical and will likely never be seen or heard from again.  ::smiles::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::sips his coffee::

Jordan_Thraxis says:
CO:  Nope.  Still the same old, Captain.

TO_LT_Tribble says:
Jordan: Well, you can monitor the Borg cubes.  ::smiles::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::snorts coffee out his nose::

Host Coot says:
~~~ ACTION: The FCO can hear the CMO humming a rather swanky tune to herself. ~~~

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
All:  Excuse me.  ::wipes his face with his uniform sleeve::

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::sighs hearing Jordan::  Bridge: Our patrols lately have become rather....  routine

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
FCO: Am I required to disrobe you myself, Ensign Drew?

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::hands the CNS a towel::

Jordan_Thraxis says:
CO:  You can say that again.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::accepts the towel::  CO:  Do you always keep a towel about your person, Captain Vn'dor?

Jordan_Thraxis says:
TO:  Borg cubes?  ::does a double-check::

TO_LT_Tribble says:
::receives reports as to the time of the Security drills::

TO_LT_Tribble says:
Jordan: On long-range scans.

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::turns to the CNS::  CNS: When one travels the galaxy it is common practice to always carry a towel with you.  It's a dangerous place out here.  They come in handy more often than you might imagine.

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::fianlly sees them:: TO:  Right.  Got them.  At last it's better than watching space dust ...

TO_LT_Tribble says:
Jordan: The computer says they belong to us, Starfleet.

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
::She watches the FCO for several seconds before motioning for a Med Tech to take care of him for a few moments::

Jordan_Thraxis says:
TO:  What?  Since when did the Borg join Starfleet?

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  I think I read that in a guide somewhere.  ::finishes toweling himself off::

Host Coot says:
ACTION: LRS indicate several enemy Klingon vessels enter into SF territory by mistake and are quickly vaporized by the Borg Patrol vessels.

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::nods smiling at the CNS::  CNS: Me too.

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CMO: No. I will disrobe myself.

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::sees the new activity:: TO:  Did you see that?

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
FCO: Quickly, Ensign. I do not have all day. ::She glares at him and motions to the changing room::

TO_LT_Tribble says:
Jordan: Oops.  LRS show Klingon vessels just vaporized them.

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CMO: Yes ma’am.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  I'll just have this laundered then.  ::holds up the towel::

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
::takes off uniform::

TO_LT_Tribble says:
Jordan: Or rather were vaporized.

Jordan_Thraxis says:
TO:  I'm reading the opposite.  The Klingon vessels were vaporized by the Borg vessels ...

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
CNS/Jordan/TO: How do you think our new Ensign's exam is going?

Host Coot says:
ACTION: The CMO grows tired of the FCO dragging his feet and transports his shirt off of his body and onto the stand next to the bio-bed. She is looking severely bored.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  Slowly and painfully.

TO_LT_Tribble says:
Jordan: I think we'd better check with SFC to verify the status of those Borg cubes.

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CMO: Ready ma'am.

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
::She moves over to Biobed one and prepares an assortment of instruments to be used during the physical. Servek pulls out a rather long probe and smirks:: FCO: You know, you are rather too slow for my liking.

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::hearing the TO and Jordan::  CNS: You know... ever since the Borg joined....  ::lets thought trail off::

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::laughs:: CO:  If I know Servek ... she's probably finished already.

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CMO: My apologies ma’am, you just caught me off guard.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  The Federation has become unkind, I think.  ::frowns::

TO_LT_Tribble says:
CO: The Borg has been sterling members of the Federation, Sir, just maybe a mite trigger-happy?

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
FCO: Of course I did. Perhaps I should issue you a reprimand? Anyway... now... the first order of business is to take your vitals. That won't be too painful. I will need for you to lie down perfectly still on the Biobed.

Host Coot says:
ACTION: The Borg Cubes continue to take target practice on the bits and pieces of Klingon debris floating through the area.

Jordan_Thraxis says:
TO/CNS/CO:  Well I, for one, do not want to join the Collective ...

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CMO: Understood.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::gives his head a shake::

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::hearing Jordan::  TO/Jordan/CNS: I hear they have a wonderful dental plan

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::laughs::

Host Coot says:
ACTION: The FCO breaks wind.... he must be nervous in front of the Medical Hag.... er, CMO.

TO_LT_Tribble says:
CO: Borg implants really last long.

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
::Once the FCO lies down, she taps several controls and his arms and legs are restrained onto the Biobed. Servek smirks as she watches this:: FCO: You may feel some discomfort, however, that is to be expected. Remember... my newly created Biobed will conduct all of the tests necessary in the matter of two minutes. Pain will occur.

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
TO: Really?  Come with a warranty?

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::wonders what the hell he is doing here::

TO_LT_Tribble says:
CO: So I heard, Sir..

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
FCO: We also have a voluntary gag that may be used. Would you like that option?

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
::gets tough:: CMO: No ma’am, I can take it.

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
::She chuckles:: FCO: You think you're a manly man do you?

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::drinks the rest of the coffee::

Host Coot says:
ACTION: There is an incoming comm. for the Captain.

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CMO: Do your worst ma’am.

Jordan_Thraxis says:
CNS:  But still ... ::breaks off as the comm. goes off:: CO:  You got an incoming call, Captain.

TO_LT_Tribble says:
CO: You're being commed, Sir.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::stands::

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::hearing the TO he stands and straightens his uniform::  TO: Finally... some action.  Put it on screen

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::feels the caffeine coursing through his system::

TO_LT_Tribble says:
CO: Aye, Sir.  ::makes it so::

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
::uses his telepathic ability to block out the pain signals from his nerves::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::jitters his way over to a waste recycling unit and deposits the mug::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
FCO: As you wish child. ::She starts the physical machine. The lights suddenly begin to flash and Servek begins to laugh a bit to.. well... to menacingly::

Host Coot says:
ACTION: Cmdr Yates, commanding officer of the Borg vessel, appears on screen. The bridge of her vessel is painted in pinks and lavender, with flowers, puppies and rainbows painted all over the place. She is dressed in a bright yellow cocktail dress.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::looks up at the screen::

TO_LT_Tribble says:
Jordan: Commander Yates really looks good.

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::smiles::  COMM: BORG:   Ahh...  Captain Yates.  Pleasure to see you again.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::frowns::

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::looks up at the screen::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
TO:  She's an attractive woman, but I don't think that colour scheme becomes her.

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
::She watches as the machine continues its work. It really was not too painful, except for the probe at the end::

Host Coot says:
<Yates> CO: I'm bored... these stinky Klingons are too easy to pick on. ::turns her back to the screen and screams like something from the depths of Hades:: Borg Crew: Who told you to stop firing?!?!?  ::turns back to Vn'dor and bats her eyelids::

TO_LT_Tribble says:
CNS: Would you redecorate the bridge or give her a new outfit?

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::feels lust begin to course through his system::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
TO:  What?

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
::She turns off the machine:: FCO: Enjoy yourself, Ensign?

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::refrains from cringing at the....  Captain::  COMM: Borg: I suppose so Captain.  What do I owe this pleasure?

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CMO: Didn't feel a thing. ::keeps a straight face::

Host Coot says:
ACTION: The FCO is bleeding from several small wounds the CMO's device left on him.

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::takes a look around the bridge at his crew that is present::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ::She cannot help but smirk at the man's question. Did he not know what she wanted:: COM: Pendragon: CO: You know exactly what I'm looking for Phail. I'm hoping you can provide me with some entertainment, or else I may be forced to make some more of my own.

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CMO: Could you heal these ma’am.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::returns to his chair hoping no one is noticing his "difficulty"::

TO_LT_Tribble says:
::looks at Luchena ogling Yates::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
::She chuckles:: FCO: Heal them? Those are battle wounds! They build character!

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::sits::

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::senses some weird emotions in the CNS ... turns and looks at him::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
FCO: Now go about your duties... if I hear you healed those wounds I will have your head.

TO_LT_Tribble says:
::observes the slight bulge in Luchena's trousers::

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::waves a hand in the air:: COMM: Borg: Not today Captain, we are far too busy aboard ship and can not afford to lose any time.  Perhaps the second Tuesday of next week?

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::imagines what it would be like to.... you know... with a Borg Queen::

Host Coot says:
ACTION: Cmdr Luchena can't quite bend at the waist any longer, so must sit side sideways, sorta....

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CMO: Yes accept the Captain might have a problem with the Ensign bleeding on his floor and the Chief who let it happen, respectfully ma’am.

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> COM: Pendragon: CO: You are aware, Phail, that I am able to monitor your vessel rather closely. Perhaps, ::she smirks and her vessel's weapons turn on the Pendragon:: I shall make some extra fun. How about we play predator and prey?

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
FCO: He will not have a problem, Ensign. They have all been through this. Now go! ::She slams her fist against the bulkhead::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  I volunteer to play with her Captain.

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::speaks up:: COMM: Borg: CO:  And I take it we are the prey ...

TO_LT_Tribble says:
::targets the Borg vessel::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  Beam me over there.  I'll distract her.

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
COMM: Borg: Or how about you take that pretty pink bow and...  ::turns suddenly::  Jordan: What was that?  You have to take the Comm. System offline?  Too bad.

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> COM: Pendragon: OPS: Of course you are, Jordan my dear. How did you guess? ::she smirks:: CO: You take the comm. system offline and I will just reactivate it my dear, handsome Captain.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::think how very very bad Yates is::

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::plays along and she manipulates the comm. so that it is filled with static:: CO: Yes it is, Sir ... looks like a malfunction somewhere in the receiver ... could take a little while to track the problem down ...

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ::She cannot help but puff her lips and bat her eyelids several times as she blows him a kiss::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::becomes more aroused::

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::walks over to Jordan:: Jordan: And when you do Mrs. Thraxis, please be sure to disconnect any power feeds.

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::smiles:: CO:  Consider it done.  ::disconnects the power feeds to the transceiver::

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::Watches the screen go black::  Bridge: Oh too bad.....

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
:walks away and thinks why don't I just influence her telepathically, but no it would be wrong::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ::She rolls her eyes as the comm. is disconnected:: ~~~CO: You will never be able to keep me out of your head, Phail. We were one once...~~~

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
::gets dressed and heads back to the Bridge::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::frowns at the now black screen::

Host Coot says:
ACTION: The Borg vessel fires upon the Pendragon. A constant stream of flowers and fluffy bunnies bounces off of the Pen's shields.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::mutters to self::  Self:  I would so like to get my hands on that woman....

TO_LT_Tribble says:
CO: Shall I return fire, Sir?

Jordan_Thraxis says:
TO:  Fire with flowers and bunnies as well?

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
::She rolls her eyes as the FCO exits Sickbay:: Self: Newbie.

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::ignores the voice in his head:: TO: That you shall.  Raise shields and target the main....   the main anything you can find on that cube

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  Perhaps the bunny generators?

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
::stops for a second and detects another telepath and attempts to communicate::~~~Ashley: Who is this?~~~

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::eyes the Counsellor::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ~~~CO: Perhaps I need to call several more cubes to my rescue, Phail.~~~ ::She looks up a bit as she beckons several more cubes to her::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::winks at the CO::

TO_LT_Tribble says:
CO: Aye, Sir.  ::raises shields and begins firing pink elephant marshmellons::

Host Coot says:
~~~ ACTION: The FCO is struck with a sudden urge to blow a kiss to the CO. ~~~

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ~~~FCO: Would you care to be assimilated my dear?~~~

TO_LT_Tribble says:
::fires frogs at the Borg ship::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ~~~FCO: It is a rather fantastic sensation. Your mind and my mind... and billions of others.. would be one.~~~

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
::gets out of TL and heads over to the CO and begins to use abilities to stop himself::

Host Coot says:
ACTION: The Frogs hit the Borg and the Borg turn into Bugs.

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::notes the FCO arrive with the traditional red marks::  FCO: Seems you passed Ensign?

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CO: Captain, the Borg Queen and I are communicating.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::looks over the FCO::

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
~~~Ashley: What would I gain?~~~

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
FCO: Tell her to go away....  We have Raid.

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ~~~CNS: Mikal... I know what your heart desires...~~~

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ~~~FCO: Perfection.~~~

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
~~~Yates:  Take me baby.  I'm yours.~~~

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
::starts to probe the Ashley Yates mind and keeps her distracted:: ~~~Ashley: Tell me more about this perfection.~~~::adds a sense of arousal to the statement::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ~~~CNS: Then get me what I want. I want the Pendragon.~~~

Host Coot says:
ACTION: The Borg... or Bug Vessel... returns fire. The Pendragon's port nacelle is blown away.

Host Coot says:
<CEO> *CO* Don't mind that nacelle.... 'tis but a flesh wound!

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
~~~Yates:  You don't need the Pendragon, Love.  I can make you happy.~~~

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::turns to the CNS::  CNS: Don't worry, 'Tis only a flesh wound

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  Not yet it's not.

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ~~~CNS: The Pendragon... or nothing.~~~ ::She smirks:: ~~~FCO: You will be the most powerful entity in the universe. You will have power beyond your wildest dreams. However, I cannot give it without a gift first...~~~

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
~~~Ashley: How do I give it to you?~~~::continues to probe to gain information and possibly control::

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::feels a shudder as the nacelle is blown away:: CO:  Captain!

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  Yates wants the Pendragon.  I'm not sure what for.

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CO: Same here, sir.

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ~~~FCO: Kill the Captain...~~~

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
CNS: Can we offer her something in trade?

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
~~~Yates:  You always were a stubborn little wench.~~~

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ~~~CNS: And yet, you still yearn for my touch.~~~

TO_LT_Tribble says:
CO: Shall I replicate a new nacelle, Sir?

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  I already volunteered to sacrifice myself, but she's not having it, or me I should say.

Host Coot says:
~~~ ACTION: The FCO is struck by the sudden urge to ask the Captain 20 questions. ~~~

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
~~~Yates:  I burn for you, Love.  I belong to you.~~~

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
::fights the urge back::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ~~~CNS: Then don't betray me and do what I ask. Perhaps you forget that you... of all people... are bound to me and my desires.~~~

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
CNS: Really?  You seem like a decent looking man.  Perhaps she wants a woman.  ::turns to Thraxis::  Jordan: Mrs. Thraxis?

Jordan_Thraxis says:
CO:  Captain?

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::looks at the Captain::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ~~~CO: You're making me angry, Phail. You are aware that I am not so nice when I'm angry.~~~

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
Jordan: Time to do your bit for King and Country.  Beam over to the Borg vessel will you.

Host Coot says:
@ ACTION: A bell dings in the background of the Borg bridge. The timer on Ashley's muffins goes off, indicating they are done!

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ::She leaps for joy:: Self: YAY! Muffins! ::She skips over to the oven::

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::Looks at the CO incredulously:: CO:  NO!

TO_LT_Tribble says:
::not hearing a response from the pre-occupied CO, replicates the nacelle anyhow::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::jumps to his feet::  CO:  Send me Captain.  I volunteer.

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ::She takes them out of the oven and smiles with glee:: Self: Blueberry, Strawberry, and Orange delight! Come my children! Tea time!

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
~~~Ashley: How do I get off the ship, I can give you the ship?~~~

TO_LT_Tribble says:
::beams the nacelle out of the ship and sticks it on with superglue::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ~~~FCO: Kill the Captain... and all will become clear. And when you do.. I shall give you a special muffin.~~~

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::thinks the CNS is too eager::  COMM: Borg: Are those your galactically famous Carrot Muffins?

Host Coot says:
ACTION: A new nacelle springs to life. This one however does not match the existing nacelle, so TO Tribble decides to blow up the existing one and replicate a match to the new one.

TO_LT_Tribble says:
::sticks that nacelle on with bubblegum::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ::She turns:: COM: Pendragon: Of course not. Carrots are fattening and I must watch my figure, Phial. Instead, I have Blueberry, Strawberry, and Orange Delight. Would you care for a spot of tea and a muffin?

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  Very clever Captain.  Distract her with shop talk.

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::thinks about Albaron ... who was assimilated six months ago:: CO:  Wait!  I'll go.

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
~~~Ashley: You are right everything is becoming clear.~~~::breaks through::

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::shakes:: COMM: Borg: Nah...  I would have been all over it if it had been carrot but...   ::waves a hand in the air:::  No thanks.

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CO: Captain I am in. I have control.

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
FCO: Then do it Mister.

TO_LT_Tribble says:
::thinks the FCO's comment has a double meaning::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> COM: Pendragon: Oh well... more for me. ::She smirks:: You are too cute. ::She cuts the comm.::

Host Coot says:
ACTION: Somewhere in the distance, the soundtrack to "The Sound of Music" begins playing. After a few inquiring  stares, it is evident the FCO is singing along.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::glares at the CO jealous::

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
~~~Ashley: Time to have some fun.~~~~ ::sets up Commander Ashley in a fantasy to distract her while he walks around the collective::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
CO:  Have you "been" with her, Captain?

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ::She sets up several tables and ushers some of her Borg friends over to eat:: ~~~FCO: You are a traitor. Now why would I want you hear? You would betray your own Captain? How horrible of you.~~~ ::She begins to eat her muffin with joy::

Host CO_Capt_Vn`dor_Phail says:
::nods in a way that suggest that was a dumb question::  CNS: Heck...  Servek has been "with" her

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ::The Borg women engage in "Borg-talk"::

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
::hears himself singing:: Self: Damn! ::sends a psychic shock back to the source of the influence::

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
::mouth drops open::  Self:  Why that....

TO_LT_Tribble says:
::goes too far::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ::She smiles:: COM: Pendragon: We should have a party!

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
~~~Ashley: You don't understand a thing.~~~ ::penetrates the walls of her mind and begins to increase her endorphin levels::

FCO_Ens_Drew says:
CO: Sir I am going to try to induce her endorphin levels to sky rocket and see if that can release her control over the Borg collective.

CNS_LtCmdr_Luchena says:
~~~Yates:  You've been very very naughty.~~~

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ~~~CNS: Is Santa going to give me a lump of coal then?~~~ ::She ignores the FCO's attempt::

CMO_Lt_Servek says:
@<Cmdr. Ashley Yates> ~~~CNS: Oh wait... I assimilated him!~~~ ::She laughs::

Jordan_Thraxis says:
::has a look on her face that says "Get Me Out Of This NUTHOUSE!"::

Host Coot says:
ACTION: The FCO snaps to from a rather odd and disturbing dream.... These patrol routes cannot possibly get anymore boring.

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