SD 10104.14

Cast of Characters (And I do mean characters):

Ian as AGM Quchant

Shellie as CO Jorgaenson
Matty Matt as OPS Korlak

Cam as CTO Farris
Linda as our favorite character we love to hate, EO ded’Bob
Lena as our new CMO T’Lar
 Hank as XO McRae
Nickers as our confuzzled SO Melek
David as the new AMO Wuer

Absent:

Gunther as our beleaguered CNS Jordain
David as FCO Ross
All our sanity, thank goodness

Last time on ST: ACTD: USS Orion
.....the First contact went well...the Data Pod was downloaded and the data is being sorted through...with some surprising results...

Host EvilAGM says:
<<<<<<<<<<<Begin Orion :Mission>>>>>>>>>>>>.....

CTO_Farris says:
::Looking over the scans of the alien ships::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::locked in her office::
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
::puttering around main engineering::
OPS_Korlak says:
::working with the CTO on the alien ships, trying to figure out their offensive capability::
Host XO_McRae says:
@::piloting shuttle back to the Orion after his brief absence::
SO_Melek says:
::back at his station on the bridge::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::sitting in her quarters, contemplating when she wants to come to the bridge::
CTO_Farris says:
OPS: How about this... Computer: Look for a weakness on the alien ships.
Host XO_McRae says:
@::moseying along at low warp contemplating his recent journey::
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
::opens a maintenance panel and looks inside::
OPS_Korlak says:
CTO: Any idea what their threat level is? Will we require assistance if they attack us in large numbers?
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: the OPS and SO are processing the information from the Noiroians
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
*CO*: oh sir.. are you available?
SO_Melek says:
CO: Captain, Lieutenant Korlak is processing the information from the Noiroians.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::looks up from her terminal and only just realizes how much time has passed:: Self: Oops.
AMO_Wuer says:
::sat at console in sickbay, thinking how monotonous working in sickbay can be when there’s not a epidemic of something::
CMO_T`Lar says:
Computer: Locate XO McRae.
CTO_Farris says:
OPS: In large numbers... yep. I'd guess so.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*EO*: Well I am about to be.    What can I help you with?
Host EvilAGM says:
<computer> CMO: Commander McRae is not on the ship
Host XO_McRae says:
@::really thinking hard and trying to decide if he can return to Starfleet after everything that has happened in the last two weeks.::
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
*CO*: I was wondering if we could talk.. I'm concerned about the recent alien and this whole first contact thing ::pokes at a hot connection::
OPS_Korlak says:
::re-reading the information from the pod, in short that they will go to any means to destroy their quasi-mythical harbinger of destruction, who they believe Bob to be::
CMO_T`Lar says:
Self: Oh, great. Computer: Computer, whose appointment for a physical is scheduled after Commander McRae's?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*EO*: Okay, can it wait till I get to the bridge?
Host EvilAGM says:
<Computer> CMO: The captain's physical has to still be completed
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
*CO*: well.. ok.. but I'm not in the bridge..
CMO_T`Lar says:
Self: Goodie. *CO* Captain?
CTO_Farris says:
::Wondering if the computer will say if the alien ship has a weakness or not::
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: the computer is processing the language as it appears to be written in reverse
AMO_Wuer says:
::looks at console and realizes that the CO has still to have her medical.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*CMO*: Yes, I am a bit busy?
CMO_T`Lar says:
*CO* How busy?
Host XO_McRae says:
@::adjusts course to the Orion and decreases speed some more::
OPS_Korlak says:
CTO: Perhaps there isn’t any weakness in the alien ships?
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: the tactical sensors start the blinky light thing
CTO_Farris says:
OPS: Or the computer is being lazy.
CTO_Farris says:
::Sees the blinky lights and checks what they are::
CMO_T`Lar says:
*CO* Ma'am?
Host XO_McRae says:
@::changes his mind and goes to max warp::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*CMO*: Well I am taking a shower at present.
OPS_Korlak says:
CTO: That is a possibility, especially with *this* computer.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::makes sounds like running water, rather good likeness::
CMO_T`Lar says:
*CO* Well, please come over once you are down showering, sir.
CMO_T`Lar says:
*CO* You have... oh, let's say 15 minutes.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*CMO*: But I really wanted a long shower...
CMO_T`Lar says:
*CO* I'm ordering a Security team to get you here in 15 minutes.
AMO_Wuer says:
::Walks to the CMO’s office, bleeps for entry::
CTO_Farris says:
OPS: Long range sensors say the XO is coming in. Should I go to yellow alert? ::chuckles::
OPS_Korlak says:
CTO: Is yellow sufficient?
CMO_T`Lar says:
MO: ::stressed:: Enter!
CTO_Farris says:
OPS: You're right. Red would be better. Or maybe maroon alert...
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::grumbles, badge still active::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*EO*: I think now would be a GREAT time to have that talk.   Be right there.
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: the Orion is heading back to SB231
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
::sighs and pokes a tool on the connection:: *CO*: aye sir.. meet me here in ME?
AMO_Wuer says:
::enters:: CMO: Greetings Sir.
CMO_T`Lar says:
MO: Good afternoon, Lieutenant. What do you require?
Host XO_McRae says:
@::wonders if he should buzz the bridge::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*EO*: By any chance is there a section of ME where the sensors are um. shall we say... disabled somewhat?
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
*CO*: that can be arranged.. there a problem?
AMO_Wuer says:
CMO: It occurred to me that there are two people who still require medicals.
CTO_Farris says:
OPS: Anywho, should we hail him?
CMO_T`Lar says:
MO: Indeed?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*EO*: ::grin in voice::      Not any more, be right there.
AMO_Wuer says:
CMO: Well there’s the CO of course, good luck there and.....
Host XO_McRae says:
@::turns of the communications on the shuttle::
OPS_Korlak says:
CTO: Yes, let’s get him aboard... after a full security check. ::smiles a sharp-toothed grin::
CMO_T`Lar says:
MO: I'm taking care of the CO myself. Who is this other person?
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
::head for the master control display and isolates conference room 3.. shutting down internal sensors to the room and locks out the bridge with maintenance locks
Host XO_McRae says:
@::maneuvers around to appear he is flying under the influence, again::
AMO_Wuer says:
CMO: Well yourself ma’am, I checked and you haven’t had your medical for a while
CTO_Farris says:
::Watches the XO on sensors:: OPS: It looks as if the XO is drunk...
CMO_T`Lar says:
MO: Very well. We have time until the CO gets here. That would be about ten minutes, Lieutenant.
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: The computer shows the two people who are delinquent according to regs for getting medicals...are the CO and CMO...in that order
Host XO_McRae says:
@::runs a little program to keep the Orion tractor beam from attempting to lock on to his shuttle's signature.  Also blocks the transporters::
OPS_Korlak says:
CTO: This is not an unusual occurrence. He operates at peak efficiency when he has alcohol in his system.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::takes a quick sonic shower and heads down to ME::
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
::brings the security fields online and alternates the frequencies making the room a sensor dead zone.. sits back to wait for the Captain::
CMO_T`Lar says:
*CO* Ten minutes, ma'am.
AMO_Wuer says:
CMO: Okay then sir.  ::whispers:: self: time for some fun  ::laughs::
CTO_Farris says:
OPS: What an example...
CMO_T`Lar says:
::REB:: MO: Fun, Lieutenant?
OPS_Korlak says:
CTO: You'll get used to it in time.
AMO_Wuer says:
CMO; Fun, I meant, time to get it done then, yes of cause
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*CMO*: Okay, hurrying            ::said while on her way to ME::
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: The computer on the Science station starts to blink and make funny alert sounds
CMO_T`Lar says:
MO: Of course. I'm sure MO Rincewind will enjoy himself while conducting my physical.
CTO_Farris says:
::Starts making notes:: Self: Lazy CO... Drunk XO... unconcerned OPS...
CMO_T`Lar says:
*CO* You can't hide. I got spies.
Host XO_McRae says:
@::sends the shuttle into some interesting tactical maneuvers, just for giggles::
AMO_Wuer says:
CMO: I`m sorry sir, but MO Rincewind`s ill, delusional, talking about chests on legs and such nonsense
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: Computer continues to make alert sounds at the science station
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::enters ME::
CTO_Farris says:
OPS: Want me to just disable the shuttle and bring him in?
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
::still waiting.. taps fingers on the table::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
Bob: Okay, where do we go?
Host XO_McRae says:
@::flies towards the Orion, gives himself permission to land::
CMO_T`Lar says:
MO: Glad to hear it. Once I have seen to the captain's issues I will have a look at him, and then find a person who will conduct my own physical. Dismissed.
OPS_Korlak says:
CTO: Interesting idea. However, I wouldn’t want to be the one giving that order if he's going to end up aboard eventually.
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: Tactical station makes a note of the shuttle about to land in SB1
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
CO: this way sir.. ::points to the conference room::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::follows the harbinger of destruction::
SO_Melek says:
::continues working at his station::
Host XO_McRae says:
@::drops out of max warp just seconds before entering the shuttlebay and executes a perfect landing::
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: McRae slightly bumps a container in the shuttlebay and it falls over
CTO_Farris says:
OPS: Looks like he just gave himself permission to land and is now in the shuttle bay.
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
::has a seat at the table:: CO: this room is secure per your request sir..
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: The Science station continues to blink and make noise
AMO_Wuer says:
CMO: I’ve seen to him myself, and I’m afraid I’m the only free medic for the next few ours, I’ve given all the rest important projects, sorry your stuck with me  ::leaves::
Host XO_McRae says:
::stretches and transports himself to the bridge::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
EO: Very well, what can I help you with?
OPS_Korlak says:
CTO: I take it the search for weaknesses in the alien ships came up empty?
Host XO_McRae says:
OPS, CTO: Greetings.  ::notices the Science alert:: anyone going to get that?
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
CO: are you sure it's a good idea to have me here? I mean that weird guy in the shuttle bay and all
CMO_T`Lar says:
::quietly:: MO: No way, my dear Lieutenant. You are going to soo regret this incident...
CTO_Farris says:
OPS: I guess so since the computer still hasn't answered.
SO_Melek says:
::notices the alert::  XO: Uh, I will, sir.
SO_Melek says:
::attends to the alert::
CTO_Farris says:
::Sees the XO enter:: XO: Hi... One question. Are you drunk or something?
OPS_Korlak says:
::returns to the OPS station quietly::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::Laughs::      EO: I am not worried
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: If I were, it would be none of your concern, since I am not technically on duty yet.
AMO_Wuer says:
::pretends to have not heard anything the CMO said as he left her office::
CTO_Farris says:
XO: Check.
CMO_T`Lar says:
*CO* Captain, sir?
Host XO_McRae says:
*CO*: I'm back.
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
CO: I am.. what if they join the federation?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*XO*: Very well, welcome back aboard Mr. McRae.
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: Now I'm on duty.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
EO: Its okay, I am sure it will take them years to get firmly entrenched on our worlds
SO_Melek says:
XO: Sir, the computer has noticed something strange with the name of this race.
Host XO_McRae says:
::walks to Big Chair[TM]::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::mutter:: *CO* Ready or not, here I come.
Host XO_McRae says:
SO: What would that be?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::ignores the Comm from the CMO::
CTO_Farris says:
XO: Now are you drunk?
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: No.
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
CO: well.. what if they come after me?
CMO_T`Lar says:
Computer: Locate the captain.
CTO_Farris says:
XO: Ok. Could have fooled me...
OPS_Korlak says:
::glad the XO is back, as he is uncomfortable with the center seat::
Host EvilAGM says:
<Computer> CMO : The captain is in main engineering
SO_Melek says:
::tries to work out what the problem is with the race's name::
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: That was the whole idea.  You guys did a really bad job.
CTO_Farris says:
XO: Bad job of what?
CTO_Farris says:
::Decides to check again:: Computer: Are there any weaknesses in the alien ships?
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: The SO has the name of the race  Noiroians in large letters on his display
AMO_Wuer says:
::returns to console, thinks he better perform routine checks of the other sickbay member:: Computer: Initiate EMH?
CMO_T`Lar says:
::walks out and enters a TL:: TL: ME.
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: Information about the language scrolls beneath it
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::can't think of anything she did wrong so relaxes and tries to reassure the EO:
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: In general.  You didn't contact me.  You didn't attempt to stop me in anyway.  You had no way of knowing if I was in control of the shuttle.  You didn't even try to stop me.
CTO_Farris says:
XO: That wasn't my call. I didn't have the bridge.
EMH says:
::Appears out of mid-air::
SO_Melek says:
XO: Sir, I think I may have found something......
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
EO: We are secure down here aren't we?
CMO_T`Lar says:
::arrives in ME and looks around::
EMH says:
AMO:  Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::has the niggling feeling they forgot something minor but important::
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: You're still in charge of security on this ship.  It is your job whether you're instructed to do so or not.  The security of the ship comes first.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::spots the CO::
AMO_Wuer says:
EMH: You!
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
CO: as far as the room yes sir..
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: The information scrolling across the SO display includes information about Bob and the destruction of the Race
EMH says:
AMO:  Restate your response.  Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
CTO_Farris says:
XO: I suggested an alert at first.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
EO: What do you mean as far as the room?!
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Oh, captain... ::comes closer::
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
CO: you still have your location beacon in your commbadge sir
CTO_Farris says:
XO: Then I asked if one of us should contact you, but didn't get a response.
AMO_Wuer says:
EMH: I mean I just need to make routine tests on your program
SO_Melek says:
XO: Commander, I think this race already knows something about us.  If you use the way they read their language, the very name of the race contains the name "Orion".
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: Why didn't you follow up on that, especially after I made no attempt to contact you and gave myself permission to land?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
EO: And why didn't you say something before now!
EMH says:
AMO:  Shall I begin self-diagnostic maintenance?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::turns to CMO::          CMO: What did you do, bribe him?
CMO_T`Lar says:
::in a sing-song voice:: CO: Captain...
OPS_Korlak says:
::notices that someone has activated the EMH.... obviously the departmental memo to Medical didn’t get there, or they'd realize it had been quirky recently::
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
CO: well I.. umm ::stutters and looks at the CMO in shock:: but but but
Host XO_McRae says:
SO: And what about the rest of the letters?
AMO_Wuer says:
EMH: No not required, just a visual test
EMH says:
AMO:  Understood.
EMH says:
::Stands completely motionless.::
SO_Melek says:
XO: I have no idea, sir.  But they also have some prior knowledge of Mr. McGurry.  I'm starting to think there is a link somewhere, I'm just not sure where.
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: later. ::turns to the CO:: CO: Ma'am... ::glares::
CTO_Farris says:
XO: Because I wasn't ordered to. I suggest things to whoever is in command at the time. I don't just go around approving everything I want to do.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::glares back::          EO: I was reassuring a crew member under my command
AMO_Wuer says:
EMH: I need to make a diagnosis on a patient over here, and then I need you to perform a routine medical  ::tries to hide the smile::
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
::fidgets and just sits there::
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: That's not what I want from you.  I want you to take initiative in situations like that.  As I said, ship comes before protocol.
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Ma'am, please. ::smiles, baring teeth::
EMH says:
AMO:  Routine physical examinations are not considered medical emergencies by Starfleet Medical standard protocols.
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: Communication panel begins to blink .,....incoming communication
Host XO_McRae says:
SO: Do we have any idea what race McGurry is?  Or anything about him that would suggest anything about that?
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
::looks at the CMO and worries::
OPS_Korlak says:
XO: Incoming communication, sir, would you like it on-screen?
AMO_Wuer says:
EMH: It’s just an observational test, I know its in your databank
CTO_Farris says:
XO: And if I end up doing the wrong thing because I personally thought it was best for the ship, but everyone else saw it as the wrong thing?
CMO_T`Lar says:
::sighs:: Co: Captain, I'm *about* to summon security.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: Yes?        I am not done with crewman McGurry
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: The Science screen still has the information about the Noiroians on its screen
SO_Melek says:
XO: Commander?
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: this has priority. Trust me. If you don't cooperate, I'll relieve you from duty. 
SO_Melek says:
XO: Oh, I see what you mean.  One moment.
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: If it saves the ship, then do it. Of course, unfortunately, we can't randomly blast things into dust.  you'll learn the limits though.
SO_Melek says:
::tries to find out information on McGurry::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: I am allowed to talk to crew off duty too
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Not if I lock you up and throw the key away.
OPS_Korlak says:
XO: Sir, do you wish to answer this communication?
Host XO_McRae says:
OPS: Yes.
AMO_Wuer says:
EMH: Are you just going to stand there you bloody fool?
OPS_Korlak says:
::hits the answer button, just before the recorded message by the CO would have cut in:
EMH says:
AMO:  I have not been given instruction as to the subject of the physical examination.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: ::smug, probably a mistake with a person that can pick her up bodily and carry her::      Then you will just put me in the brig and I will still escape you
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Wanna bet?
OPS_Korlak says:
::notices its a text message::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: I don't bet, its against Starfleet regulations         ::snickers::
SO_Melek says:
XO: Commander, the computer records show McGurry to be human.  I'm still checking his personal records.
Host XO_McRae says:
OPS: That communication coming up any time soon?
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Come on, are you afraid of the physical, or what?
Host XO_McRae says:
SO: I want to know everywhere he's served, everywhere he's lived, everything you can find.
CTO_Farris says:
::Wondering why the XO is so cranky today::
OPS_Korlak says:
XO: Its coming through... its text-only... and the universal translator says its in Noiroian... translation in progress.
AMO_Wuer says:
EMH: Oh right, well I need you to run a routine diagnostic on that patient over there, ::points to a biobed:: and then perform a medical on the CMO
SO_Melek says:
XO: yes, sir.
Host XO_McRae says:
OPS: Let me know when it's done.
EO_Ded`Bob_McGurry says:
CMO: umm
EMH says:
::Picks up a tricorder, retrieves its hand sensor, and begins preliminary scans on the CMO.::
OPS_Korlak says:
::nods to the XO:: Aye, sir.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: I am not afraid, I just prefer to avoid uncomfortable situations.      Its worked quite well for me for several years      ::grin::
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: Message displayed as follows.....
OPS_Korlak says:
XO: Translation complete, sir. Coming through now.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::looking at the CO while tapping badge:: *CTO* I need a sec team in ME, to escort the captain to sickbay.
EMH says:
::Picks up a tricorder, retrieves its hand sensor, and begins preliminary scans on the indicated patient.::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: Aw what did you do that for, I'm not that big
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: Message....Kcatta rednu.  Orion su pleh!!!!
AMO_Wuer says:
::watches the EMH, checking progress::
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: Message repeats
OPS_Korlak says:
::blinks;:
CTO_Farris says:
*CMO* Understood. *Sec team 1* Go get the CO out of ME and drag her to sickbay.
OPS_Korlak says:
XO: Sir...uh... I guess the translator is malfunctioning.....
CMO_T`Lar says:
*CTO* Much obliged. CO: See?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*CTO*: Belay that Mr. Farris, aren't you happy on this ship??
Host XO_McRae says:
OPS: Find out the origin of that transmission.
EMH says:
::Finishes his scans and turns to the AMO.::
CMO_T`Lar says:
*CTO* Mr. Farris, I am relieving the CO from duty. Belay her orders.
OPS_Korlak says:
XO: Working on it, sir. ::starts tracing the message::
CTO_Farris says:
*CO* Yes, but you need to go through your exam.
Host XO_McRae says:
OPS:  Then take us there.
CTO_Farris says:
*CMO* Check.
EMH says:
AMO:  Scans complete.  Relevant data is being transferred to the console at your station.
AMO_Wuer says:
EMH: Well you seemed to do that perfectly well
SO_Narn says:
::comes to the bridge to replace the SO::
AMO_Wuer says:
::wonders what else he can get him doing before the CMO returns::
CTO_Farris says:
<ST1> CTO: Ok. ::Runs to ME and grabs the CO and drags her to sickbay like the INS with elian gonzalez::
SO_Narn says:
XO: sir.. the message is a cry for help
EMH says:
*CMO*:  Emergency Medical Hologram to Chief Medical Officer.  Report to Sickbay immediately.
SO_Narn says:
XO it reads.. Help us Orion,, under attack..
CMO_T`Lar says:
::follows the dragged CO:: CO: And you don't get to go back until I've looked inside you and found out what makes you tick.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::drags feet::       CTO: This is not necessary!
Host XO_McRae says:
SO: That's what I thought.
OPS_Korlak says:
XO: Message traced to a system not far from here. Patching co-ordinates to helm.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: ::gulps when she hears that::
SO_Narn says:
XO: should respond sir?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: Um, lots of bones and skin and stuff
CMO_T`Lar says:
*EMH* I am to conduct a physical on the Captain. After that I shall be at your disposal.
SO_Melek says:
XO: I can't find anything odd in McGurry's records sir.
Host XO_McRae says:
OPS: Max warp.  Tell them we are on the way.
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: We'll see.
OPS_Korlak says:
::slaves helm to OPS, turns key in ignition, and puts his foot down::
CTO_Farris says:
*CO* Sorry, captain. If you will cooperate I'll let them escort instead of drag you.
Host XO_McRae says:
*CTO*: Return to the bridge.
Host XO_McRae says:
::sets yellow alert and brings up shields.
SO_Narn says:
*CO*: sir.. we have a situation
CTO_Farris says:
XO: I'm still here.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: But I don't need to go!     I am perfectly fine.       I eat all my veggies, etc.
OPS_Korlak says:
::sends a reply to the message in the same reverse language, letting them know our ETA::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
*SO*: Be right there
SO_Narn says:
*CO*: we have just received a call for help and are responding
AMO_Wuer says:
EMH: Don’t be too nice to her will you
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: As the OPS hit's the big red button...the Orion bends light and space and jumps into warp with one of those light and sound displays that should happen due to vacuum in space
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Did you know you haven't had a valid physical for years? I wonder how Dr. Richmond tolerated that.
EMH says:
Computer:  Computer, locate the Chief Medical Officer.
Host XO_McRae says:
*CTO*: Sorry thought I saw you leave.
EMH says:
AMO:  It is not in my program to show preferential treatment.
SO_Narn says:
*Sickbay*: please respond
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: I have too, I gave myself a physical plenty of times!
OPS_Korlak says:
XO: Sir, we may have a problem. Bob is still aboard, and if they realize that....
EMH says:
*SO_Narn*:  Sickbay.
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Oh, come on now...
AMO_Wuer says:
::walks back to his console laughing::
SO_Narn says:
*EMH*: we are on route to aid a possible attack situation.. please make ready.. bridge out
Host XO_McRae says:
OPS:  Lock him down and hide him from sensors.  Put him in a barrel if you have to.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: I have to go to the bridge, you heard the man
OPS_Korlak says:
XO: Aye, sir.
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: the message from the Noiroians keeps repeating.......
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::plants feet::
SO_Narn says:
XO: sir.. should we reply to the message?
OPS_Korlak says:
CTO: We need to arrange for Bob to be placed under maximum security. Suggest a shielded location near the warp core to prevent outside scans.
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: You are relieved from duty. The physical will take about five minutes, I think you can spare those. Right now I don’t know if you won't collapse on the bridge, I can't let you go.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: Follow me if you don't trust me but something is very important or they wouldn't have turned my badge back on when you had it turned off
EMH says:
::Begins keying sequences into the Sickbay replicator and preparing emergency equipment.::
SO_Narn says:
::gets a com channel ready and waits::
AMO_Wuer says:
::jumps up hearing the last announcement:: Sickbay crew: Come on people lets get ready for casualties
CTO_Farris says:
OPS: Agreed.
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: I can't allow you to go in a dangerous situation if I don't know whether you are fully functional. 
AMO_Wuer says:
::looks at the EMH:: Computer turn that bloody thing off
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: Of course I am not fully functional, I never am!         ::shakes head::
Host EvilAGM says:
<Computer> AMO: Please restate request
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Don't be silly! ::sees that they have arrived at SB::
SO_Narn says:
::considers slapping the XO up the side of the head:: XO: sir!
EMH says:
::Begins designating triage centers.::
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: Get me some tactical scans of the planet now.
OPS_Korlak says:
::notices a fluctuation in the EMH program, and locks it in the "on" position in case it goes off accidentally::
Host XO_McRae says:
SO_Narn: What!
AMO_Wuer says:
::medical staff start running about preparing:: Turn the bloody EMH off
SO_Narn says:
XO: sir.. should we reply to the message?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: I am not going in, I am needed on the bridge!        I don't have the hour this is gonna take!
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Hour? It takes ten minutes at most!
Host XO_McRae says:
SO_Narn: We already did.
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: the tactical sensor indicate close arrival at destination....heavy phaser and torpedo fire in area....4 vessels attack meager planetary defenses
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: Takes an hour when the males CMO’s did it
SO_Narn says:
XO: then something’s wrong.. because the message hasn't changed
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Perhaps they were admiring your body.
CTO_Farris says:
XO: There are 4 vessels attacking the planet. The planet can't defend itself.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: I don't think so!     They were just more competent than y... uh...
AMO_Wuer says:
EMH: Who the hell put you in charge mister?
Host XO_McRae says:
SO_Narn: Reply again if you think we should.
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: For that, you are getting two at the price of one. Come on in.
SO_Narn says:
::sighs:: XO: aye sir
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: Scan those vessels and let me know who's on them if you can.
SO_Narn says:
COM: aliens: this is the USS Orion.. please respond..
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: Security pick up the CO and carry her to the biobed
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::plants feet and crosses arms::       CMO: I don't wanna go
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: Shoot to disable if you must.
AMO_Wuer says:
Computer:  Why the hell won’t the EMH switch off?
EMH says:
AMO:  No one put me in charge.  I am the Emergency Medical Hologram, a function of Starfleet Medical for use in situations of emergency.  The ship has come into an emergency situation.
CMO_T`Lar says:
SecGuys: Get her on a biobed and strap her on.
Host EvilAGM says:
<Aliens> COM: USS Orion: Leave this place.  This is not your concern
EMH says:
AMO:  I am functioning in my capacity as a doctor.
OPS_Korlak says:
::notices the CTO's console smoking, and performs the scan himself while he fixes it::
SO_Narn says:
COM: Aliens: we received a call for assistance.. please clarify the situation.. do you require aid?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: Aw, no fair
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Your fault. Now come on.
AMO_Wuer says:
::feels the urge to punch the EMH for his smugness:: ENH: Oh carry on then, but remember I’m in charge here, and when the CMO comes back she is okay
Host EvilAGM says:
<Aliens> COM: Orion: We do not require aid...we will take care of this infestation ourselves.  And you if you do not leave...NOW
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: These are too tight, I am gonna have strap marks
EMH says:
::Completes the medic preparations and closes the cases, setting them up for quick grab-and-go accessibility.::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::enters SB and sees EMH and MO:: EMH: Status report.
OPS_Korlak says:
::passes the scan results back to the CTO's console::
SO_Narn says:
::stands up a bit straighter:: XO: sir.. I believe we have a problem
CTO_Farris says:
XO: Let's just blast them out of the sky.
Host XO_McRae says:
::thinks:: What the... didn't they just ask us for help?
AMO_Wuer says:
CMO:  Were all ready for anything they can throw at us
Host XO_McRae says:
SO_Narn: What is it?
EMH says:
CMO:  The ship has come under emergency condition.  We have received orders to prepare for the arrival of wounded.  Triage centers have been designated and medics have been prepared.
CTO_Farris says:
XO: It might have been the planet that was asking for help.
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: Not yet.  Power everything up though.
CMO_T`Lar says:
MO: See that the captain is ready for her physical.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::trying to move against the straps as they all stand right by the biobed discussing things over her head::
SO_Narn says:
XO: you were not paying attention to.. ::sighs in frustration:: sir.. they are demanding we leave or be destroyed
OPS_Korlak says:
XO: The CTO's correct... I just re-scanned the message source.
CMO_T`Lar says:
EMH: Your performance is satisfactory. Carry on.
CTO_Farris says:
XO: Ok. ::Powers up shields, weapons, and just about everything else at red alert...::
OPS_Korlak says:
XO: Its the planet itself that sent it....
Host XO_McRae says:
SO_Narn: The planet or the ships?  Ah, who cares.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::walks over to the CO and runs a scanner over her body::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: No way, I don't want any male getting me ready for anything
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: Disable those ships, now.
AMO_Wuer says:
CO: Come now Captain, last time I did your medical it wasn’t that bad was it?
EMH says:
CMO:  Doctor, has the Captain been deemed unfit for command?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: Okay, I am done, let me go now!
SO_Narn says:
::sighs and looks at her console::
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: The aliens destroy the last of the planetary defense systems
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::grumbles at the AMO::
CMO_T`Lar says:
EMH: Affirmative. Until her physical has been conducted.
OPS_Korlak says:
::juggles power allocations for combat::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::scanning CO::
SO_Narn says:
XO: sir the planet is defenseless
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: If they shoot back, deep fat fry them.
CTO_Farris says:
XO: Aye. ::Fires phasers and photon torps at the lead ships propulsion systems::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: See, the AMO has done one, I have too had one recently
Host XO_McRae says:
::takes over helm and prepares to fight::
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: It was what, over a year ago, ma'am?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: It was not, Dr. Richmond gave me one
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: The shots hit the lead ship.....their rear shields are down.....no other damage
Host XO_McRae says:
::flies tactical maneuver loop around them and put a torpedo up the tailpipe::
CTO_Farris says:
::Fires phasers at the lead ships propulsion system::
OPS_Korlak says:
::holds onto his console for dear life::
AMO_Wuer says:
CO: You received your last medical off me when you first arrived aboard the Orion
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: Of course that was when I kept collapsing on the bridge because I wasn't eating right.      Kept threatening to put an old fashioned needle IV in me.       ::sigh::     I miss him
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::something about a biobed that drains the Captain of her brain::
CMO_T`Lar says:
CMO: Okay. Seems you are ticking all right for now. I'm scheduling you for a follow-up next month. If I don't see you here in 30 days on the dot, you are relieved of command until further notice. You may go now. ::unstraps the CO::
EMH says:
::Rocks with the deckplates, seeming oddly calm in the shaking and tottering floor.::
Host XO_McRae says:
CTO: Prepare a full spread of torpedos and hit them all at once.
CTO_Farris says:
XO: Aye. ::Initiates the full spread and fires::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: ::rubs wrists and ankles even though they are fine, just to make the CMO feel bad::
SO_Narn says:
XO: but sir.. is that a good idea? we don't even know who it is!
CMO_T`Lar says:
::grins at the CO::
Host EvilAGM says:
ACTION: The shields regenerated and the torpedo was ineffective against the lead ship.  The other ships turn towards the Orion and fire...large plasma looking shots can be seen heading towards the ship
Host XO_McRae says:
::waits to see what happens to the alien vessels::
Host EvilAGM says:
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