SD 10003.24

Cast of Characters (And I do mean characters):

Ian as death personified, AGM Quchant

Shellie as CO Jorgaenson
Hank as XO McRae
Matty Matt as OPS Korlak
David as FCO Ross
Cam as CTO Farris
Linda as our favorite character we love to hate, EO ded’Bob
Lena as our new CMO T’Lar
Gunther as our beleaguered CNS Jordain

Absent:

Greg as CEO Walsch

Last time on the USS Orion Channel...

A really big rock was about to smush us when our fearless CTO saved the day with a well-placed spread of photon torpedoes.      

Summary:

We were really bored so we started shooting at some rocks.    Next thing we know the rocks are asking us why we are attacking them.    After being given permission and with the proper safety protocols in place we have a little chat with our new friends.      Will Bob survive this encounter?       Tune in next Saturday for our continuing mission.

Host Quchant says:
<<<<<<<<<<<<Begin Mission>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
CMO_T`Lar says:
::somewhere::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The Orion is holding station just outside the asteroid field
CNS_Jordain says:
::anywhere::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::somewhere with the CMO::
OPS_Korlak says:
::sitting at the OPS station::
CTO_Farris says:
::Standing at tactical thinking he's got the console down pat::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::sitting in the CO chair, quite comfy actually::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::blinks at Bob:: EO: Can I help you?
FCO_Ross says:
::sitting at the helm::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
CMO: Yes... I came for a physical... so...should I get naked?
CNS_Jordain says:
::ready to leave sickbay::
XO_McRae says:
::in quarters trying to sleep::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::shrugs:: EO: Why not? 
Host Quchant says:
ACTION:: Several blinky lights on Tactical go off and make appropriate warning sounds
CNS_Jordain says:
CMO: Thanks for the fixing ::rubs neck::
CMO_T`Lar says:
CNS: My pleasure. Drop by any time.
CTO_Farris says:
::Checks what those lights and noises are warning him about::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
CNS: Hey Jordain!  So you free for a drink?
CNS_Jordain says:
::nods and runs off seeing the Bob dude::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The lights warn the CTO that the replicators only have 37 recipes of coffee
CTO_Farris says:
Self: That was... totally random.
CNS_Jordain says:
EO2: I'm on duty.. ::enters TL and shuts it::
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Captain, did you know that the replicators only have 37 coffee recipes?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
XO: Where are those reports?
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::tilts head and starts to unbutton uniform::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: And I am supposed to care about this Mr. Farris?
OPS_Korlak says:
::diverts some extra OPS crewmembers to go down to sickbay and offer to tidy up for the CMO::
CNS_Jordain says:
Self: I'm not awake...this is a nightmare... oh well. TL: Bridge::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The rocks floating by outside look ominous
CMO_T`Lar says:
::watches the EO::
XO_McRae says:
::hears CO calling him somewhere in the distance.  wonders why she's bugging him on his day off::
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Well, my console warned me about it for some reason. I just thought that you might like to know.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
All: Aw nuts, Mr. McRae isn't on the bridge is he?
OPS_Korlak says:
::Still feeling kinda weird from his accidental injection earlier:: CO: Captain, look at the pretty rocks outside...
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
All: That was a rhetorical question
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Captain, may I just blast some random rocks for target practice?
CNS_Jordain says:
::arrives on the bridge and nods at whoever is there before taking a seat::
CNS_Jordain says:
::arches brow at that::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::still watching the EO strip::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::drops jacket on the bio-bed:: CMO: so.. ::thinks goddess of the Nile at sun rise:: doctor.. How are you this fine day?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: Permission granted.        I would rather you blast some rocks than some crew
CNS_Jordain says:
self: uh oh.. ::looking for a seatbelt::
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: Wonderful, thank you. Now sit down, please, and let me begin.
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Thanks, captain. But if we run out of rocks... ya never know what will happen to the crew. ::Smiles and chuckles a bit::
XO_McRae says:
::has this really bad feeling something is about to go terribly wrong::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::has a seat on the biobed::  CMO: all righty.. ::looks the CMO up and down:: you stay in very good shape there doc.. nice and firm body
OPS_Korlak says:
CTO: Would you like me to prepare a list of unnecessary crew for you?
CTO_Farris says:
::Targets the closest rock and fires phasers on low yield to see what it will do to the rocks::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: ::incredulous::       You smiling and laughing Mr. Farris?         You just might fit in with this crew           ::smiles::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::hits her badge:: *XO* Commander, this is Doctor T'Lar.
CTO_Farris says:
OPS: That would be good, if you don't mind.
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: the rock the CTO hit splits in several pieces
OPS_Korlak says:
::takes the CTO at his word, and begins compiling a list::
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Thank you, captain.
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: Thank you very much, Crewman. Now.. ::starts scanning and hums to herself::
XO_McRae says:
::thinks he hears something, but figures it's the wind and goes back to sleep::
CMO_T`Lar says:
*XO* Commander?
CTO_Farris says:
::Fires phasers at the same yield at a rock twice the distance away to see how they do at a further distance::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
CMO: I been away for a bit.. you’re new right?
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: I read you were dead. You look good for a zombie.
Host Quchant says:
Action: The next rock now has a large hole in it
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: the science sensors go off lots of blinky lights [tm]
CNS_Jordain says:
::watches the CTO's newfound artistic quality of sculpturing asteroids::
OPS_Korlak says:
::gets the computer to record the firing range results::
XO_McRae says:
::snores very loudly::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: Now cut one to resemble a coffee cup and we can start a new business as a floating cafe
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
CMO: me?! dead? naa.. I'm sure there are plenty of Bob's in the universe..
CMO_T`Lar says:
*XO* COMMANDER!?
OPS_Korlak says:
::sets up a holoprojector to put targets on the asteroids, in order to keep score better::
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: I'm sure of that, too. ::scans some more::
FCO_Ross says:
::decides to run a diagnostic on the navigational system::
CTO_Farris says:
CO: I'll try, captain, but the FCO might need to help with that. ::Smiles::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::wonders who the doc is yelling at over the com link::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::likes those pointy ears:: CMO: ya.. I would say new..
XO_McRae says:
::probably shouldn't have drunk himself to sleep.  he's so asleep they'll mistake it for a coma::
CMO_T`Lar says:
*CTO* Ensign, this is Dr. T'Lar...
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
*McRae*: hey me boy O! I'm back!
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: the science sensors continue to blink and alarm, joined in unison now by the tactical sensors and their blinky lights [tm]
CTO_Farris says:
*CMO* Yes, doctor?
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: Just a few more scans, then you are all set.
XO_McRae says:
::senses an evil he has not felt in a long time::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
All: Does anyone think they might possibly find out what all the ruckus on the bridge is?
CMO_T`Lar says:
*CTO* Please send someone to the XO's quarters. He is not responding to Comms.
CTO_Farris says:
::Looks at what the sensors are whining about now::
CTO_Farris says:
*CMO* Acknowledged. *TO Meathead* Please take a couple of folks down to the XO's quarters to see what's going on.
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
CMO: so.. when did you get here?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::watching the CTO at his favorite activity: shooting things::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: the science and tac sensors continue to scream
CTO_Farris says:
Self: Hmm... CO: Captain, there's something inside the rock I just blew a hole in. Not quite sure what it is at the moment, though.
OPS_Korlak says:
::projects a target onto the seventeenth asteroid, with a 5 for hitting the outer marker, or 15 for a bulls-eye::
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Should we go to yellow alert?
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: Not too long ago. You?
CNS_Jordain says:
::notices science station alert::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: Something detaches itself from the inside of the asteroid....and starts to head towards the Orion's position
CTO_Farris says:
<TO Meathead> CTO: Acknowledged. TO Bob/TO Smitty: Come with me. ::Heads to the XO's quarters::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
*McRae*: Oh Quinn?!.. ::leaves the link open:: CMO: oh I just got back.. is Quinn McRae even still here?
CNS_Jordain says:
::gets up and moves to SCI1:: CO: you won't mind I hope
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Captain... It's coming towards us now.
OPS_Korlak says:
CO: Something on screen....its...er... something...
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: He happens to be the XO of this vessel.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: That might be a good idea
CNS_Jordain says:
::starts scanning the thing, awaiting results::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::link still open:: CMO: get out of here.. no really?
CTO_Farris says:
::Raises yellow alert::
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Captain, it's a vessel
FCO_Ross says:
CO: Should I back us off, sir?
XO_McRae says:
::wakes up at the evil sound of Bob, and the yellow alert::
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: Really. Vulcans never lie. I think.
Host Quchant says:
ACTION:  Yellow alert protocols go into effect
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
CMO: oh I don't know .. I knew a Vulcan who was very good at poker
CTO_Farris says:
<TO Meathead>::Arrives at the XO's quarters and sounds the bell::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The lights on the bridge change slightly
XO_McRae says:
::takes a shower and throws on a uniform::
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: So did I. My father.
CNS_Jordain says:
CO: not getting anything from sensors yet..
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
OPS: Why don't you slave sciences and give me some readings?
XO_McRae says:
::wonders if the transporter to the bridge would be a good idea::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The vessel closes to 300,000 kms
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::looks down:: CMO: oh silly me.. left the channel open  ::closes the link:: well to be good at poker you have to lie about your card don't you?
CTO_Farris says:
<TO Meathead>Computer: Location of Commander McRae.
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: Bluff, not lie. But anyway, you can get dressed now, if you like.
Host Quchant says:
<computer> TO: Commander McRae is in his quarters
CNS_Jordain says:
CO: err.. it's at warp one sir.. sort of
CTO_Farris says:
::Does tactical scans of the unknown vessel::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
FCO: Evasives but don't go too far or make any remotely hostile moves
OPS_Korlak says:
::slaves sciences, and tries to understand the readings with difficulty::
XO_McRae says:
::decides against it and runs out, knocking over Meathead in the process::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
CMO: thanks.. ::gets clothes back on::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::watches with interest::
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Captain, several high energy weapons can be detected, but I don't think that they're powered up, yet.
CNS_Jordain says:
OPS: Hey! Give back!
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The communications console begins it's blinky light [tm] routine
XO_McRae says:
::arrrives on the bridge, somewhat the worse for wear::
FCO_Ross says:
CO: Aye, sir. ::keys in an evasive pattern and engages at slow impulse::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::zips up uniform:: CMO: you can never underestimate the value of a zipper.. ::grins::
OPS_Korlak says:
::unslaves sciences:: CNS: Sorry, was following orders.. :)
CTO_Farris says:
<TO Meathead> Computer: Open the XO's door please.
OPS_Korlak says:
CO: Incoming communications.
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: Quite right.
CNS_Jordain says:
OPS: Err.. oops ::keeps working::
CTO_Farris says:
::Sees the XO:: *TO* Sorry, the commander just arrived. Return to whatever you were doing.
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The communications console continues it's blinky light [tm] routine
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::adjust uniform:: CMO: well thank you kindly.. next time it's your turn to get naked
OPS_Korlak says:
CO: Do you want the comm onscreen?
XO_McRae says:
CO: What's the deal Captain?
CMO_T`Lar says:
       EO: Don't bet on it. 
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
XO: I am waiting for answers myself
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
OPS: Report?
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
CMO: how about a drink over strip poker?
CMO_T`Lar says:
::walks past the EO:: EO: I`m off to the bridge.
OPS_Korlak says:
CO: We have an incoming communication, captain, do you want me to answer it?
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The tactical console reports an energy spike building from the other vessel
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
OPS: Put it through please
OPS_Korlak says:
::puts the signal onscreen::
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Captain, the other ship is powering up. I recommend yellow alert.
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::follows the CMO::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::walks into a corridor and enters a TL:: TL: Bridge.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: If you mean red alert I agree
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Yes, sorry.
Host Quchant says:
<Audio Only signal>: vessel....why have you attacked us
CTO_Farris says:
::Raises red alert::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::arrives on the bridge and looks around:: All: ::quietly:: Wow.
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::smirks at the nice view from behind her.. jumping in the TL:: CMO: so any major refits?
CNS_Jordain says:
::has to suppress a smile::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
COMM: Vessel: We have not attacked you.      I am Captain Kailah Jorgaenson of the USS Orion.     How may we help you?
Host Quchant says:
<voice> We have detected your offensive capabilities are growing....are you going to attack us again?
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::steps out on the bridge and looks around.. noticing a few changes in staff::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
COMM: Vessel: We did not mean to attack you.       We didn't realize that you were on the asteroid.       I do apologize if we have done you any harm.
XO_McRae says:
::thinks:: Why don't we just shoot them so I can go back to sleep?
OPS_Korlak says:
::trying to get a picture of the aliens onscreen::
OPS_Korlak says:
::hits the console a few times::
Host Quchant says:
<voice> Your vessel is strange to us....who are you...where are you from...why are you here....
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::moves to the engineering console and brings up a report from ME::
OPS_Korlak says:
CO: Captain, I have the standard lingua-code "welcome to the federation" tape, would you like me to send it to them?
CMO_T`Lar says:
::looks around and starts scanning people::
CNS_Jordain says:
::starts looking around for TI people::
XO_McRae says:
::uses the computer to short out the CMO's tricorder::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::moves the display to update on a padd via remote and moves to lean on the wall.. looking at the padd::
Host Quchant says:
<voice> Where is this part of space?
CMO_T`Lar says:
::glares at the XO:: XO: ::in a whisper:. You look tense. ::quieter:: Not tense enough...
CTO_Farris says:
::Thinking about dropping to yellow alert::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
OPS: are you scanning that thing out there?
CTO_Farris says:
::Scans the other ship to see what kind of damage they could do to the Orion::
OPS_Korlak says:
EO: No, but I believe the Counselor is, from the science console, and the CTO probably has some kind of tactical thingymujig on it, too.
XO_McRae says:
::ignores the CMO::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::turns to look at Cix::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
COMM: Vessel: We are from the United Federation of Planets: Starfleet and are many different races.      We are from many different places as well.       I am from a planet called Earth.        We are here to help a nearby planet with these asteroids that are threatening their safety
CTO_Farris says:
OPS: You got that right.
CNS_Jordain says:
::is looked at, starts working harder::
Host Quchant says:
<voice> What are they paying you to do this?
OPS_Korlak says:
CTO: I did? ::will have to put this in his log::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::takes out a second tricorder thingee and scans XO::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
COMM: Vessel: They do not pay us, we help because we can.
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::glances over and thinks the CMO is making moves on Quinn.. thinks lucky devil::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
CNS: what do you have on that puppy?
Host Quchant says:
<voice> why?
XO_McRae says:
::shorts out that tricorder as well, and then shorts out all electronic equipment on the CMO's person::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::takes out some non-electronic scanners::
CNS_Jordain says:
EO: Nothing, nada, niks. I'm not getting anything on it except it isn't Starfleet.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
COMM: Vessel: That question has been asked for centuries without response.      ::a smile in her voice::     We help because we can is as far as we have gotten.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::smart::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: Stand down from red alert
XO_McRae says:
::just transports the CMO's new scanner off the bridge::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
XO: Mr. McRae, grow up.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::takes out some more scanners::
Host Quchant says:
<voice> I see.....would you allow us to dock with your vessel...so we may learn more...you would be more than generously compensated
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Aye, captain. ::Goes down to yellow alert::
CNS_Jordain says:
::has doubts on that..::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
CNS: check for multi phasic energy signatures, quantum fissures .. and oh.,. yes chrolan energy.. please love
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
COMM: Vessel: You are quite welcome to visit if our atmosphere is not harmful, but we do not seek or ask for compensation
OPS_Korlak says:
::is horrified by the very idea of that thing docking with them::
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Captain... I don't think that that's a good idea. They may pose a security risk.
XO_McRae says:
CMO: ::whispers:: Stop trying to scan me.
CMO_T`Lar says:
XO: Your physical is scheduled for this afternoon... Commander.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: That is what you are here for Mr. Farris
CNS_Jordain says:
EO: done all that...   can't you go find someone down on deck 37 or so to harass?
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Aye, captain. ::Starts organizing a few security teams::
XO_McRae says:
CMO: I'm cancelling it.  More important things to do.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: ::in an aside::        Detail an "honor guard" of security personnel
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::looks at Cix:: CNS: why counselor.. I don't believe you have even been so.. out of character to me before
CTO_Farris says:
CO: I'm already on it, captain.
CMO_T`Lar says:
XO: No way. My authority is higher than yours in this case. I can always declare you unfit for duty, you know.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: No intimidating uniforms, regular dress please
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::turns to look at the XO and CMO::
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Aye, captain.
XO_McRae says:
CMO: Go ahead, I need the sleep.
OPS_Korlak says:
::wondering whether to watch the ship outside or the squabble inside::
CMO_T`Lar says:
XO: After a physical.
CNS_Jordain says:
::avoids the question as the EO looks away::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
XO: Mr. McRae, you are to report to Sickbay immediately following the end of the current mission.
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: the alien vessel is of unknown design but due to the drawbacks of budgetry constraints in the FX department at ACTD the ship still looks normal enough to dock and you've guessed it..the aliens will probably be humanoid
CMO_T`Lar says:
::wonders if the captain wants the CTO to wear a dress::
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Thank you muchly, ma'am.
CTO_Farris says:
::Passes the message along to the security teams::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: Mr. T'Lar, you may stay on the bridge but please quit harassing my XO while I need him.         You may harass him later.
XO_McRae says:
::glares at the CO::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
XO: are you feeling all right?
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Only if you promise that I get to have a go at it, ma'am.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: A go at what Lt?
CNS_Jordain says:
CO: Want me with you down there?
XO_McRae says:
::suddenly realizes Bob is on the bridge:: EO: I hoped... errr, heard you were dead.
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: I'm a LtCmdr. A go at harassing the XO, ma'am.
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
XO: yeah i get that a lot around here
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: Pardon me Commander, a lapse of the tongue.          And yes, you have my permission to harass him later.
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The alien vessel and the Orion start the docking sequence
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Cool. I mean, thank you, Captain. Say... when is YOUR physical?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CNS: That might be a good idea.      You could get an idea of their emotional state.
OPS_Korlak says:
::puts on some docking music::
CTO_Farris says:
::Sends the security teams down to the airlock to... protect the aliens::
CNS_Jordain says:
::nods and follows the captain::
XO_McRae says:
::starts working up the papers to transfer Bob to the Romulan neutral zone, preferably the other side of it::
CTO_Farris says:
CO: I'll go meat the aliens now, captain.
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
CNS: lets go meet the ETs
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: Don't push it Doctor.       Please accompany us to the Transporter Room.       They might need you to check them for possible harm we can do them.
CTO_Farris says:
::Walks to the TL::
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Or vice versa.
FCO_Ross says:
::moves the Orion closer to the alien vessel::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: Agreed.         ::concedes that point::
CTO_Farris says:
TL: Wherever the airlock is.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::wonders why the FCO is so quiet::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
All: Okay, let's go meet our neighbors
CNS_Jordain says:
EO: You are either staying on the bridge, or in ME, but i don't believe you're required at this meeting..
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Lead on, MacD... ma'am.
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::looks where the goddess like face of the CMO is looking::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
TL: Docking Bay
OPS_Korlak says:
::checks that the airlock seals are secure::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::notes the TL is a bit cramped::
OPS_Korlak says:
::ensures that the umbilicals are not attached::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::smells a nice perfume on the CO::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::stands in the back of the TL and wonders who's grabbing him::
CNS_Jordain says:
::stands quietly in the TL::
XO_McRae says:
::is glad he has to stay on the bridge::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CNS: Mr. Jordain, I appreciate the thought but please get your hand off my shoulder
CMO_T`Lar says:
::has a perfect view of the CNS' bald spot::
FCO_Ross says:
*CO*: Initiating docking procedures.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
All: And who is kicking the wall of the TL?
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Not I!
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
CO: oh sorry.. that was me.. someone has a hand full down here
CNS_Jordain says:
CO: err, sir ::points at the EO:: it wasn't me..
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CNS: Ah, my apologies Mr. Jordain
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::thinks the TL has never gone so slooooooooooooooooooow::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: Under the new FCO's expert hands the docking goes real smooth that no one notices
FCO_Ross says:
::slows to thrusters as he eases the Orion up to the alien ship's docking port::
CTO_Farris says:
All: When will we get there?
XO_McRae says:
::sets the TL speed back to normal.  That'll teach the CO to make him go to the Doctor::
CNS_Jordain says:
::smiles:: CO: may i suggest you order the EO to get to main engineering.
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: the contents of the TL arrives at the docking bay
CMO_T`Lar says:
::contents::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::piles out of the TL::
OPS_Korlak says:
::turns to the XO:: XO: I can put the docking bay on screen, if you like.
XO_McRae says:
OPS: Yeah, do that.
CTO_Farris says:
::Stumbles out of the TL::
FCO_Ross says:
*CO*: Docking complete, sir.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: Why do I have this feeling like we are on some vacation and all of you are going to drive me crazy asking when we will arrive??
OPS_Korlak says:
::switches main view to camera 53x::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::straightens uniform and looks around. .. heads down the hall::
XO_McRae says:
OPS: Prepare to put a forcefield around our guests as well.
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Are we there yet?
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::piles out of the TL as fast as humanly possible for being at the very back of the lift::
CTO_Farris says:
CO: I don't know... Probably because we are and this is all one really weird nightmare? ::Chuckles::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: Watch it Doctor
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: Sowwy.
OPS_Korlak says:
XO: Good idea, sir. Working on it now.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: Did anyone notice the TL suddenly speed up?
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::enters the area and looks for the aliens::
OPS_Korlak says:
XO: And perhaps our crew, too, in case they get.. you know.. infected or something?
CNS_Jordain says:
::follows the rest of the welcoming party::
CTO_Farris says:
CO: I didn't. All: Anyone else notice?
XO_McRae says:
OPS: Yeah.  Be ready to transport everyone to sickbay or the brig, depending on my orders.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
All: Hm, must have just been my imagination.          Anyway, let’s go
CMO_T`Lar says:
CTO: Me. 
CNS_Jordain says:
::hasn't::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
:waits for the other::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::follows the CO::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::heads down the hall with the crew following like a mother duck with ducklings::
CTO_Farris says:
::Walks around towards the security teams at the airlock::
OPS_Korlak says:
::prepares the standard forty-eight contingency plans, compiled by Starfleet after many disastrous first-contact situations::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
:;thinks the CO is hot.. never noticed that walk before::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::thinks... First Contact: Shoot first, talk later?::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::follows the security team to the docking bay::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::still standing at the door::
CTO_Farris says:
::Gets to the security teams and takes charge of them and tells them to set phasers to stun::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: the CO et all arrive at the docking bay doors
CMO_T`Lar says:
::watches the EO's behind::
CNS_Jordain says:
::stands and awaits the aliens::
XO_McRae says:
::watches the docking bay on screen::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::rocks on heels.. waves at the XO on the bridge::
OPS_Korlak says:
::pans the camera angle for a better view as the aliens arrive::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The alien vessel is just sitting there in the docking bay
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
Sec Team: Perhaps I should go first?         It won't look good to send in the big guns as a greeting
OPS_Korlak says:
::Turns up the volume so the XO can hear what’s being said::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::opens the bay doors::
XO_McRae says:
::almost spaces Bob::
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: No way. Too dangerous.
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Aww... capn. If we scare them first, they won't think about messing with us.
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
:;looks in at the ship just sitting there::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: Belay that Mr. Farris
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: If you are so concerned you may walk with me.
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: the welcoming committee walks in and stands in front of the alien vessel
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Aye.
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
:;wanders in the bay and looks at the ship::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::enters the room and wonders if she is running a ship or a daycare::
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Sounds good to me.
CMO_T`Lar says:
CO: May I come too?
OPS_Korlak says:
::prepares to lock tractors on the alien vessel in case it tries anything sneaky::
CTO_Farris says:
::Walks with cap’n::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::paces around the out side.. a few meters away from the hull:: hmmmm
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CMO: ::drily::      The doorway is only so wide Mr. T'Lar, perhaps you can follow
CMO_T`Lar says:
:.looks at the EO::
CNS_Jordain says:
::seems to have moved a few meters forward without noticing::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
CMO: well.. it's a ship alright
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: Wow, do tell. ::duh::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: A door opens in the alien hull...and it begins to open
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::notes the tone of the CMO's voice::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::walks around to peek in the door::
CTO_Farris says:
::Wonders why it's taking the aliens so long as he fingers his phaser::
CNS_Jordain says:
::watches the doors open very slowly..::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::considers tripping the EO::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
Aliens: heelllooo in there!
OPS_Korlak says:
::watching the screen intently::
CMO_T`Lar says:
EO: Let the Captain lady handle it.
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: the ramp door hits the floor and the light from inside is quite blinding
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
EO: Mr. Ded' Bob, that will be quite enough!
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: A figure appears at the top of the ramp
XO_McRae says:
OPS: Lock on Bob and prepare to beam him somewhere else.
CTO_Farris says:
::Puts on sun glasses::
OPS_Korlak says:
XO: May I ask your opinion on this whole thing, sir?
OPS_Korlak says:
::locks onto the EO, as ordered::
XO_McRae says:
OPS: I haven't formed one yet.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::closes the inner Vulcan second eye-lid thingees::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
CO: oh sorry sir.. ::stumbles away blinded::
Host Quchant says:
ACTION: The figure begins to walk down the ramp and stops in front of the CO..it's hooded
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
EO: You may stay but no more of that nonsense!       You might have just offended them!
CMO_T`Lar says:
;::walks up to the CO, fast::
CTO_Farris says:
::Looks at the thing, wondering why it has a hood on::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::keeps walking till he hits the fall wall and falls backwards on the floor::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
Figure: Welcome to my ship.
OPS_Korlak says:
::thinks the figure looks weird::
CMO_T`Lar says:
::reflexively puts a hand on her scanner::
Host Quchant says:
<figure> ::removes hood:: ...scaly head...beady eyes etc
OPS_Korlak says:
::to nobody in particular:: Ew...
Host Quchant says:
<figure> Captain: Thank you...
CNS_Jordain says:
::blinks::
Host Quchant says:
<figure> Captain: Thank you...I am Brokosh..of the Braderi....
CMO_T`Lar says:
::thinks New species?::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::reaches out in the air looking for anything::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
Figure: Do you have any information about your race that we may download from your files?
Host Quchant says:
<Brokosh> ::spies Bob...and gets very surprised and angry looking::
OPS_Korlak says:
::checking the Federation database for references to "Braderi"::
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::rubs eyes out and blinks,.. finally getting sight back::
CTO_Farris says:
::Whispers:: *OPS* Run a scan in the memory banks for anything about the Braderians...
CMO_T`Lar says:
Figure: Sir, or ma'am, may I scan you, please?
Host Quchant says:
<Brokosh> Captain: You have one of those on your ship....you do not know what trouble they will cause...you need to destroy it immediately
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
Figure: I apologize if I have offended you, it was not my intention
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::totally confused::
XO_McRae says:
::wishes the CMO would stop scanning everything::
OPS_Korlak says:
*CTO* Working on it already. I'll let you know the second I find anything.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
Figure: I have a what?         ::looks around for mice or rats::
CTO_Farris says:
*OPS* Thanks.
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::tries to focus eyes:: Brokosh: says you! It wasn't my fault your engines are wired wrong
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
EO: You know this person?
CTO_Farris says:
::Pulls a phaser, looking for whatever is wrong::
Host Quchant says:
<Brokosh> Captain: That!!!  ::points to Bob:: is a dangerous creature...you must kill it now...before it does you harm
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
CTO: Stand down Mr. Farris
CMO_T`Lar says:
Figure: Please, may I scan you?
CTO_Farris says:
CO: Aye, captain. ::Holsters his phaser::
Host Quchant says:
<figure> ::ignores the doctor::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
Brokosh: I am sorry you feel that way.         Perhaps Mr. ded'Bob is a bit impulsive, clumsy, obnoxious, etc.        But dangerous?
CTO_Farris says:
::Signals a security team to move Bob from the doorway::
Host Quchant says:
<Brokosh> Captain: If you do not wish to kill it, I will gladly do so in form of payment for letting us dock and talk to you...the universe will repay me in time for saving it....
CMO_T`Lar says:
::sighs and takes out scanner:: Self: Safety of the ship comes first.
CMO_T`Lar says:
::starts scanning:.
EO2_Ded`Bob says:
::jaw drops:: Brokosh: and who made you the bloody head of trade in this sector? oh is that it eh?
OPS_Korlak says:
::awaiting an order from the XO to use the docking bay security phasers on Bob::
Host Quchant says:
<Brokosh> ::draws his own energy weapon and aims at Bob::
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
Brokosh: Um, thank you kindly for your generous offer but I think we will be okay.
Host CO_Jorgaenson says:
::signals security to remove the EO::
Host Quchant says:
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