USS Huron NCC 61245 SD 10407.10

Starring: 
Eric Woo as CO Captain Eric Woo
Kariaunna Scotti as CSO Sierra Sky
Pam Bruyere as EO Holly Ivy Sparks
Daniel Nunan as TO Dem'Rual Wyte
Chris Esterhuyse as FCO Dylan Roznine
Aetone Mann as NPC Constinio

Absent:
Steve Weller as CTO Ec'Thel'Ion
Trish Yarborough as CNS Randi McIntyre
Ship Manager: Jim Koeller

Mission Summary
	The Huron is enroute to Starbase 71... and the rest of the crew continue with their duties... and their off-duty time. A number of them congregate in the Lounge for breakfast... and a particularly fearless OPS decides to play around with the ship's audio systems, much to the chagrin of the rest of the crew, save for the TO, who refuses to be affected by the OPS' vindictive actions... meanwhile, the bartender Constinio attends to the needs of the crew, for what is to be a most unusual breakfast in the Lakeshore Lounge...

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
USS Huron - 10407.10

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
SUMMARY: The Huron is on her way to her home base... but what to do on such a routine day?

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
<<<<<<<<<< What do you do with a drunken sailor? >>>>>>>>>>>

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::yawns and rolls over, hoping that she can catch a few extra winks::

CSO_Sky says:
::Down in sickbay going over the results with Dr. Chen..::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
:;checks the time and yawns again::

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::sighs and ponders another mindless movie from the ship's database::

Host CO_Woo says:
::on the bridge, going over the various reports that have begun to pile in::

MO_Chen says:
CSO:  Here is the report on the XO.  He will be able to go back to duty soon.

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
::Pacing down the halls, for a jogging exercise, while whistling a British tune::

BarTender_Constinio says:
:: finishes clearing the table:: Computer: Play Mood music #223. :: smiles as a soft ambient Latin music starts to play.

CSO_Sky says:
::Nods::  MO:  I will let the captain know.  But he won't be with us much longer.

MO_Chen says:
CSO:  Oh?

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::looks at the chronometer and blinks::

Host CO_Woo says:
:: groans, and stands up - he cannot take it anymore! :: OPSZheng: Okay, you know what, lieutenant? I need to get away for a moment. You have the bridge.

CSO_Sky says:
MO:  He is being transfered.  ::Forestalls any further questions::  That is all I know.

MO_Chen says:
CSO:  Must be the shortest assignment on record.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::gets up and decides breakfast after an all-nighter of movies is just the thing:: Computer: Locate Lt. Sparks.

CSO_Sky says:
::nods and pulls up the TO's medical record to update it.::

MO_Chen says:
::Groans::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
::Eventually reaches his quarters, and goes inside and does some more exercises::

CSO_Sky says:
::Raises an eyebrow.::

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
<Computer> FCO: Lt. Sparks is in her quarters.

BarTender_Constinio says:
:: glances at the chrono chiming behind the lounge's bar & smiles as he moves to his appointed place while serving Ensign Hanson and Lt.jg Yevettinski their drinks::

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::looks up, groaning:: CO: Er, me... again, sir? ::he grins and scurries over to the centre:: Aye, sir! You can... count on me... :: he plops himself down, as he watches the CO walking to the turbolift::

MO_Chen says:
CSO:  He  bit me!

CSO_Sky says:
MO:  Given the situation, I thought you had forgiven him.

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::yawns once more and sits up on the side of her bed::Self: This isn't working.

MO_Chen says:
MO:  Yea...  well... I did.  He even complimented me on how I tasted.  ::Chuckles at the science officers expression.::

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
Computer: Record message. Holly, I'm heading for breakfast - join me in the Lounge if you feel up to it. Roz.

BarTender_Constinio says:
::smirks and flashes him pearly whites at the Stellar Cartography Ensign who ambles in the lounge::

Host CO_Woo says:
:: he steps into the turbolift :: Turbolift: Main lounge. ::sighing, he presses his hands against the turbolift - he's captain, he's gonna do something about these night shifts he's pulling... and soon!::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
::After finishing his workout, he lits some incense and meditates::

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::glances into the mirror to make sure he looks marginally presentable, then heads out the door::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::hears her terminal beep and sighs::Self: Now what? Computer: Play back message please.

MO_Chen says:
::Changes the subject and pulls up the science officers that had been on the planet and infected.::

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::looks around, at each of the crewmembers, all seemingly somewhat sleepy... well, let's wake 'em up a bit!:: Computer: Let's play a little music. How about... something from the Andorian collection, from the Impressionist period, oh, 2190s or so.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
ACTION: Loud music suddenly blares all over the ship.

CSO_Sky says:
::Going through the reports, marks down some of the data she is collecting for her report.::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::hears the message and smiles as she looks over at Cologne:: Cologne. Well what do you know, an invitation for breakfast.

Host CO_Woo says:
::the turbolift stops, and the doors slide open; he steps off into the corridor, when suddenly the bulkheads start vibrating as a loud music roars through the corridor::

MO_Chen says:
::Looks up::  CSO:  What is that?

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
<Cologne>:: cringes at the music::

CSO_Sky says:
MO:  I have no idea.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::nearly jumps out his skin as loud music rocks the ship::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
::Suddenly jumps as he hears skull-cracking music::

BarTender_Constinio says:
:: fusses with a few bottles of  various flavored synthehol while fetching out a large sack of Oranges and a few fresh strawberries from the lounges cooling unit..grimaces at the interruption of Music::Computer: Mood Music # 223.:: frowning at the ceiling while setting up a juicer on the counter::

CSO_Sky says:
Taps her comm badge.::  *EO*:  Holly, something wrong with the ships comm unit?

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::he starts shaking, fiddling with the controls, as the display informs him that he accidentally started playing music all across the ship:: Computer: Computer, for the love of God, terminate music on all decks except the bridge!

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
:;stands and walks to the comm unit::*Bridge*: This is Lt. Sparks. What is going up there? That music is scaring my skunk, and you don't want to do that!

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
<Computer> Bartender: Unable to comply. Orders from the bridge overrides all other requests.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
ACTION: The music cuts off as suddenly as it starts, leaving lots of sleepy and disgruntled crew in its wake.

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
*CSO*: Trying to find out Sierra.

CSO_Sky says:
*EO*:  Thanks.

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
Self: Well, wasn't that just peachy...I might as well get up anyways.

MO_Chen says:
CSO:  This is the last one.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::frowns and continues to the TL, pressing the button to summon it::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
*Bridge*: I don't know what you did, but thanks. Sparks out.

Host CO_Woo says:
::he shakes his head, as he stops in the middle of the corridor:: *OPS*: Report! Is there something wrong with the computer? Music suddenly started playing, and terminated as quickly as it started...?

CSO_Sky says:
::nods::  MO: Alright.  That should take care of it.  How much of the blood sample do you have left?

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
::Changes into his uniform and heads to the closet lounge:: Self: Maybe someone would like to play a game of chess?

CSO_Sky says:
*EO*:  Thanks Holly for the silence.

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng> :: stutters :: EO: Uh... uh... no problem, always glad to help...

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::enters the TL:: TL: The Lakeshore.

BarTender_Constinio says:
All:Hmmph:: moves to th lounges intercomm panel and taps it:: Bridge: Pardon Me, But We are experiencing a audio problem here in the lounge. can you send some one from Engineering to fix it?:: smiles wanefully at his early crowd then moves to start whipping up his Orange juice sunrisers & Waffles with whipped cream for the ships Alpha shift.

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::goes to the closet and pulls out some clothes::*CSO*: It wasn't me Sierra, but I'm glad that noise stopped too.

MO_Chen says:
CSO:  Not much really.  But I did keep enough of a sample for you to play with.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
ACTION: The mood music starts playing in the Lounge again::

Host CO_Woo says:
::rolls his eyes, as he receives no response from the OPS - obviously, he has missed his comm; he continues to walk towards the lounge, and steps in slowly::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
::Heck with the lounge...I should do some work, I've had plenty of relaxation...of a sort.::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
::Decides to go to the bridge instead::

CSO_Sky says:
MO:  Good.  I want to test it against the samples that we had collected before and see how they compare.

BarTender_Constinio says:
:smiles at Woo:: Commander, Waffles or a bowl of Oatmeal with Angosian Pear bits and Vanilla?

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::looks around, as the bridge crew seem to have been awoken slightly:: Self: Ah, much better. The bridge could use some sprucing up, and livening up anyways. Computer: Decrease the lighting by... oh, 25%, and increase the volume by 25% as well.

MO_Chen says:
MO:  Do you want me to set it up?

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::gets dressed and makes sure that Cologne is feeling better now::Cologne: That awful music has stopped now sweetie. You go and get your breakfast and I'll be back later to play.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
ACTION: The lights dim and the music plays louder on the bridge.

CSO_Sky says:
MO:  Yes.  Thanks.  I will leave you to finish that up before the end of your shift.  I will stop by in the morning to examine them.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::exits the TL and wanders down the corridor to the lounge::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
<Cologne>::purrs and heads for her dish::

Host CO_Woo says:
::nods to the bartender:: Constinio: Ah, I'll have some oatmeal, hold the vanilla, please. ::he walks over to one of the tables, taking a seat, grabbing a padd from one of the sidetables and loading the daily news::

MO_Chen says:
::Nods and stands up to begin the different cultures.::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::finishes brushing her hair and heads out to meet up with Roz::

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::enters the lounge::

CSO_Sky says:
::Standing, she leaves sickbay.::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
::Walks onto the bridge and quickly notices that change in the environment:: ALL: Interesting...Not really morning music however.

MO_Chen says:
::At the sound of someone entering sickbay, she stops to see what is needed.::

CSO_Sky says:
::Enters turbolift:: Computer, lounge.

BarTender_Constinio says:
:: nods and fetches the Oatmeal he left in the heating unit along with a glass of fresh Juice and serviceware then returns to the Table:: commander, Here you go.

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::clicks his tongue:: Self: No, no... that's not good enough, we need something else... Computer: Computer, flood lighting, combination of sky blue and light green... :: he quickly looks over at the TO :: TO: Ah, sir!

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::goes over to a table by the window, taking note of all in the lounge::

MO_Chen says:
::Finds ensign Toreel has again sprained his leg while skiing.::

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
ACTION: The lights on the bridge go dazzling bright with flashes of blue and green on the walls.

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
OPS_Zheng: Are you trying to make someone colorblind?

CSO_Sky says:
::Steps off the turbolift and enters the lounge.::

Host CO_Woo says:
::decides not to correct him:: Constinio: Thank you, Constinio. ::he lowers his spoon to scoop up some oatmeal, then stops:: Constinio: This spoon... it seems to be... unclean.

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::smiles at the TO:: TO: But, surely it's an improvement, no? The bridge is far too... sterile, anyways. Besides, the captain said the bridge was mine... I thought I'd do a little redecorating. ::grins::

MO_Chen says:
::Scolding, but with gentle care, helps take off his shoe and sock to scan the foot.::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::springs into the lounge and looks around for Roz but sees the bartender instead::Constinio: Hi there. Have you seen Commander Roznine around here? ::smiles as she leans on the counter::

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::smiles as he hears the Captain's observation, leaning back in the chair to observe::

CSO_Sky says:
::Almost runs into Holly and smiles, wondering what she is up to.::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
OPS_Zheng: How about I'll handle the music and lighting department, and you just handle the basic procedures. Is that okay with you?

BarTender_Constinio says:
::glances at the spoon::CO:Oh, Terribly sorry sir, The replicator has that glitch again.:: smiles at  the EO and points::EO: Over there.

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
CSO: Morning Sierra. I see you finally got out of the lab. ::grins::

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::starts pouting:: TO: But you're just going to turn off the music and restore the bridge to its usual drab sterility. ::under his breath:: ... party pooper...

BarTender_Constinio says:
CO: I have logged it with Engineering, but the Replicator is on lower priority

CSO_Sky says:
EO:  You might say that.  I finished gathering information from our patients and will begin the next stage with Mei Ling.  What brings you hear?

Host CO_Woo says:
::raises an eyebrow:: Constinio: Well, please see to it that the replicator glitch is corrected. In the meantime... a clean spoon would be much appreciated. ::winks::

MO_Chen says:
::Continuing her scolding, she begins mending his bones.::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
OPS_Zheng: I never said that...You shouldn't presume what you don't know.

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::nods to the cute bartender::Constinio: Thank you kind sir. ::turns back to Sierra::CSO: Care to join Roz and I for breakfast? He's here somewhere.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::looks up to see Sierra and Holly by the bar, half raising himself off his chair so they can see him::

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::grins:: TO: Ah, then you will NOT turn off the music and restore the bridge to its usual drab sterility? Wonderful! Then do what you like, sir. ::grins::

BarTender_Constinio says:
::moves off to fetch another spoon which he cleans before bringing it to the CO and smiles a t Roz as he goes:: FCO and EO: Waffles this morning?

CSO_Sky says:
EO:  Actually, I was thinking of stretching my fingers along the keyboard.  Though considering how occupied the room is, perhaps I should change my plans.  ::Glances around.::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
OPS_Zheng: I was thinking of something not as loud but more of a moderate tempo...and the lighting should be a light red with a golden hue.

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
CSO: Oh c'mon. You have to eat don't you? You can play later. ::spots Roz and waves:: There he is.

Host CO_Woo says:
::nods to Constinio as he takes the new spoon, and scoops up some oatmeal:: Self: Wouldn't you know it, it's cold. Oh well... ::starts reading the news off his padd::

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::grins at the two women as they approach::

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng> TO: Then please, do so. ::grins::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
OPS_Zheng: On the music again, maybe something of a Vulcan classic?

CSO_Sky says:
::Nods toward the captain.::  EO:  Looks the captain is about too.  And yes, I suppose I should.  I might even get Roz to sing afterwards.  He hear he has a voice.

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::grimaces:: TO: Eeyuck! How terribly drab... how about Earth classic? Say... something from the Classical Madonna period...?

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
:;walks towards Roz::CSO: I know and his voice is soooooo dreamy.

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
OPS_Zheng: Madonna!  You might as well said listen to a stampede of cattle.

CSO_Sky says:
EO:  Hmmm...  perhaps then I should wait to the evening so he can sooth us to sleep.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::raises an eyebrow at Holly's last words:: EO/CSO: Talking about me to my face?

BarTender_Constinio says:
Glances about the Lounge's crowd before checking on the Cinnamon buns baking before holds up a large pot of Coffee:: ALL: cinnamon buns in 5 minutes. Till then who needs JAVA? All: Coffee? the

CSO_Sky says:
::Scoots in::  FCO:  Better then behind your back.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::chuckles:: Constinio: Over here! Lots of it!

MO_Chen says:
::Finishing, she sends him on his way with another warning.::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::takes a seat::FCO: Oh Roz, you know you have a great voice. Stop being so modest.

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::gasps:: TO: You take that back! Madonna is a saint! Stampede of cattle, my.....

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
EO: If I'm not modest, I'll be fabulously dressed and giving concerts every evening.

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::raises her hand as she hears the bartender::Constintio: Coffee over here please.

BarTender_Constinio says:
::nods & hoist a tray of muggs, sweeteners, creams & a a few coffee pots::FCO's Table: Coming right up!

CSO_Sky says:
FCO:  Hmmm... I never thought of myself in entertainment.

Host CO_Woo says:
::looks up from his paper, as he listens to some of the other senior officers chat about... whatever; he stands up with his oatmeal:: FCO/EO/CSO: Good morning. May I join you? ::smiles::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::looks at Sierra and snickers::CSO: See, modest to the core.

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
OPS_Zheng: I'm getting tired with this drab-thing...Pick whatever you like...I'm leaving.....And your right, Madonna is more of the hissing of dead bugs. ::Walks to the TL::

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
CO: Of course.

CSO_Sky says:
::Looks up and nods toward the captain.::  Please.

BarTender_Constinio says:
:: carries the tray over & puts down the items for everyone:: Table: Waffles or something light...hmm.. say fruit & syrup?

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng> TO: Better than listening to Vulcan funeral music!

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::nods to the Captain::CO: Please sir, sit here. ::motions to the chair next to her::

Host CO_Woo says:
::smiles:: FCO/EO/CSO: Thank you, kindly. ::he sits down at the seat the EO gestures toward::

CSO_Sky says:
EO:  Perhaps I can balance him out.  ::Her eyes twinkle with humor.::  My playing is... enjoyable.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
Continio: I want the works - farmhouse breakfast: eggs, bacon, pork sausages, mushrooms, orange juice...

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
::Walks to the lounge::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::smiles at Sierra::CSO: You're the best. We should have an impromptu concert later.

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::sneers at the now absent TO:: Computer: Hmm... what is the location of Lt. Wyte?

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
CSO: Enjoyable? ::rolls eyes::

BarTender_Constinio says:
:: frowns a bit:: Lt.Commander, I see the Doctor let you off that starvation diet?::winks

CSO_Sky says:
Constinio:  May I have a fruit tray?

BarTender_Constinio says:
::nods to Sky::

Host CO_Woo says:
<Computer>OPS: Lieutenant Wyte is approaching the Lounge.

CSO_Sky says:
::Looks at Roz, her face expressionless but for her eyes.::  FCO:  You disagree?

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
Constinio: I'll have what Roz is having, I'm starved!

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
::Walks into the lounge and takes a seat near a window::

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::nods at Constinio:: Constinio: I need a few calories - and I lost 20 pounds, so I have my girlish figure back and can munch whatever I feel like.

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::pauses for a moment, then starts giggling to himself:: Computer: Keep tabs on Lt. Wyte's whereabouts... and wherever he is... play audio file, from the Earth, 20th century collection, artist Madonna, selection "Like a Virgin"...

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
ACTION: The "mood music" in the lounge fades out to the strains of "Like a Virgin" starting up.

BarTender_Constinio says:
:: smiles at the table  then bows off to fetch their orders::TO: Lt, Coffee or Tea this morning?:: moves behind the counter and starts making the table's meals

CSO_Sky says:
::Leans toward and quietly::  EO:  I believe I know of a dress to help out Roz's girlish figure.

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
Constinio: Neither, I would like to have a very large whole watermelon however.

CSO_Sky says:
::Looks up curiously::  CO:  I think the sound system is not working properly.

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::giggles::CSO: Oh but he looks so much better in that little thong he wore when they played volleyball on the beach remember?

Host CO_Woo says:
FCO: Why not add a litre of oil while you're at it... ::laughs, as he looks up at the audio system:: CSO: Hmm...

MO_Chen says:
::Updates the ensigns reports.::

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
CSO: Enjoyable is such a weak word... sublime, fantastic, extraordinary springs to mind.

BarTender_Constinio says:
::frowns at the Ceiling:: All <w>:Pinche Audio!:: smiles and nods at the TO:: EO: Mr. sparks, Can you offer me a bit of assistance?

CSO_Sky says:
::Raises an eyebrow::  EO:  I was not there for that... exhibition.

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::laughs:: *TO*: How do you like THAT? Computer, increase volume in the Lounge by 25%!

CSO_Sky says:
FCO:  My playing or your singing?

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::looks up at Constinio::Constinio: Problem?

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
EO: Like you weren't flaunting it in that skimpy almost nothing you were wearing.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
CSO: How about both...

MO_Chen says:
::Returns to setting up the cultures.::

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
ACTION: The music grows louder.

CSO_Sky says:
FCO:  I wonder if Holly can handle it.

Host CO_Woo says:
::frowns:: Constinio: Bartender, what is this wretched music you're playing?? ::covers his ears::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
*OPS*: I think it is hilarious since your are disturbing most of the senior officers including the Captain.

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::stands and hits Roz in the arm::FCO: Hey, just remember who had the great room.

BarTender_Constinio says:
::nods:: I have a few glitches in the  Replicator and as you can tell the Computer is not controlling the Audio selections for the day. Would you mind?:: hefts a tray of food

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>*TO*: Oh, really? I don't really care - just retract your statement and I'll turn it off. Bleh!

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
CSO: If she can't I'll grovel. ::grabs his arm:: EO: You did, oh great and wonderful one!

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
*OPS*: It's your court marshal not mine.

Host CO_Woo says:
::swallows another spoonful of oatmeal::

CSO_Sky says:
EO:  I believe you have heard him...  does he need to grovel?

MO_Chen says:
::The cultures set, she carefully adds the last of the precious blood sample.::

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>*TO*: All talk... just do what I say, or else I'm going to start playing "Material Girl"...Bleh!

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
CSO: Keep an eye on my food, and don't let Roz eat it. Grovel is his middle name Sierra. I'll be right back.

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
Constinio: Ok, lead the way.

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
*OPS*: Old earth saying I really don't like, but useful: "When pigs fly."

CSO_Sky says:
FCO:  If you eat her food, you will need to go on a diet.

BarTender_Constinio says:
all: Sorry, Folks. The Music will be fixed momentarily.:: carries the tray to the tray::Table: Dig in

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::screams:: Computer: Increase volume in the lounge by another 25%!

MO_Chen says:
::Starts with the other samples.::

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::winces as the music continues:: CSO: No fear... I'll scoff mine and look all puppy eyed at her. ::grins and picks up a sausage, nearly dropping it as the music grows louder::

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
ACTION: The music is now louder than comfortable conversation level.

BarTender_Constinio says:
::turns to EO:: EO: Access panel is behind the bar:: looks dejected at the ceiling:: Computer: Terminate Audio.

Host CO_Woo says:
::almost has to shout:: FCO/CSO: Now that I think about it, this music is actually kind of uplifting, no??

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::heads for the replicator::Constinio: Ok, let me at it.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
<Computer> Bartender: Unable to comply. Audio controls is rerouted to the bridge.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
CO: Only if you want to scream and gyrate at the same time, sir!

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
::A giant grin is now on his face::  *OPS*: Pitiful little fool, you could learn from the Vulcans, your rage is highly illogical.

CSO_Sky says:
::Raises an eyebrow.::  CO:  I will see that you have some piped into your quarters.  ::Shakes her head and stands to see if Holly needs any assistance, her ears paining her now.::

BarTender_Constinio says:
::nods to the EO:: CO< near yell>: Commader, May i implore you to override the Audio?

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>*TO*: Just say it, and I'll turn it off!

Host CO_Woo says:
::looks over at Constinio and nods:: *OPS*: WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON UP THERE???

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::sighs and puts down his food, not wanting to eat to the Great Blonde of a previous century singing very loudly::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::walks behind the bar and sees the panel::Constinio: Ok, let me pry this off.....::removes the face cover:: and let's see what's going on. What happens when you use it?

CSO_Sky says:
EO:  I will head to the bridge and see what I can do there.

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::looks about:: *CO*: I have no idea what you are talking about, sir. No problems up here. Er... Zheng out.

BarTender_Constinio says:
EO: Can you kill the Audio or at least tune it down? The Replicator has a transmat glitch it keeps replicating dirty silverware.:: shrugs::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
::Sees the other senior officers and walks over there:: CO/FCO: Good Morning.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
CSO: Give whoever is responsible a slap to the head for me please?!

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
Constinio: I'll try. Let me contact the bridge and see what that fool up there is doing.

CSO_Sky says:
::Waves a hand to indicate her pained ears had heard before she slips out the door.::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
*OPS*: This is EO Sparks. I need you to turn off that music on the comm system now.

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::starts to sweat now, that people are investigating... he fiddles with the controls, to see if he can shut down the audio systems before anyone asks any more questions...:: Self: No... stuck?

BarTender_Constinio says:
:: hefts a watermelon form the cooler & selects a large knife then proceeds to slice up the TO's melon::EO:Thanks.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::stares morosely at the stars streaking by, wondering if that suite in the hotel on Risa is available::

BarTender_Constinio says:
::lifts the melon  parts on a tray & serves the TO:: TO ::Here you go.

CSO_Sky says:
::Steps into the turbolift.::  Computer, bridge.

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
Constinio: Thanks. ::grabs the tray and sits again in his old spot by the window.::

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>*EO*: I believe it may be... um... equipment malfunction, ma'am... I'm having difficulty... (oh no)... turning off the music...

MO_Chen says:
::Finishes the samples making exact and complete notes.::

CSO_Sky says:
::Steps onto the bridge and looks around.::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
::Starts swiftly munching down on watermelon, as if there is no tomorrow::

CSO_Sky says:
::Walks over to OPS and looks at him.::  OPS:  You are having problems?

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::fiddles with the replicator chips and finds a partially dislodged one::Constinio: Well there was a loose isolinear chip, but I'm not sure that explains your dirty cutlery.

MO_Chen says:
::Finished, she places them in an incubator, closing the lid and setting a forcefield.::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
*Bridge*: Hey is anyone up there? Turn off that music!

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::quickly stands up, moving away from the centre seat:: CSO: Erm... kind of. A-hem. The audio controls... they're stuck. Very mysterious.

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
Constinio: Excuse me, may I have a napkin please.  ::juices are running down his chin::

CSO_Sky says:
*EO*:  I am working on it Holly.

Host CO_Woo says:
::swallows another spoonful of oatmeal::

BarTender_Constinio says:
:: moves to fill up folks drinks then fetches out the Cinnamon buns from the oven and the frosting from the cooler:: All: Okay folks. The Cinnamon buns are ready::places the buns on the counter along with plates & napkins:: EO: thanks, I owe you one home made Lunch!:: nods to the TO & offers one

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::starts crying:: *EO*: We are working on it, ma'am! Standby!

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::picks at his food, unable to even have a decent conversation with the Captain::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
*CSO*: Pull the manual control switch under the console Sierra.

CSO_Sky says:
OPS:  My superior officer informed me I am to slap the culprits head.  I would prefer not to use violence.  Please 'fix' the problem now.

CSO_Sky says:
::Nods for OPS to follow the engineers instructions.::

Host CO_Woo says:
::looks up from his oatmeal:: FCO: Thought you were hungry, having ordered so much. ::winks::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
Constinio: Thanks. ::wipes his face then continues eating, then eventually burps really loud:: ALL: Pardon me.

MO_Chen says:
::As the next shift comes in, she fills them in.::

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::slowly reaches under the console, fumbling for the manual control switch::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::smiles at the bartender::Constinio: No problem. All part of the job.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
CO: Well, its more enjoyable when there are lots of people around to talk to, and not having to plug your ears with mushrooms so you don't get ruptured eardrums from the music.

CSO_Sky says:
OPS:  Quickness in this matter is wise.  You would not like an unhappy engineer on your case.

BarTender_Constinio says:
:: looks about the tables judging the TO's mood:: TO: I think you might like some Trill Ocean fruit if you like Watermelon so much.

Host CO_Woo says:
FCO: Ah, yes, commander, I see. ::smiles, and spoons up the last bit of oatmeal::

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::he pulls at... something, under the console, hopefully it's the manual release:: *EO*: Ah... I think I got it... :: slowly moves away from the CSO::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::walks back to the table and looks at her plate::All: Hey who ate my sausages? ::eyes Roz::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
Constinio: That's quite all right.  I'm picky at what I eat.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
ACTION: The music suddenly stops, a deathly silence hanging over the lounge.

BarTender_Constinio says:
:: smiles at EO:: My patrons thank you:; ruefully smiles at ROZ:: EO: Seconds or thirds::winks at Roz.

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
EO: Uhm... I got bored?

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::listens to OPS::*OPS*: About time man! Now keep it off. Sparks out.

Host CO_Woo says:
:: looks up, and straightens himself :: FCO: Ah, there we go. Well done, Engineering. ::smiles, and drops his spoon into his bowl::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
*OPS*: It looks like I have won this battle. hehehe...

CSO_Sky says:
::Nods::  OPS:  Thank you.  A complete report of this is to be on the captains desk before he finishes his breakfast.

CSO_Sky says:
::Turns to leave  before the man can say anything.::

BarTender_Constinio says:
:: starts on more sausage 7 adds a touch of spices to them this time::CO: a bun, sir?:: offers up a Cinnamon bun with extra frosting.

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::starts whimpering::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
::Continues in his rude eating::

MO_Chen says:
::Yawning she exits sickbay and heads for her quarters.::

Host CO_Woo says:
Costinio: Sure, why not. ::takes the bun, and starts humming "Like a Virgin" quietly as he rips off pieces of the bun::

CSO_Sky says:
::Stepping into the turbolift.::  Computer, lounge.

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
::sits down::FCO: You owe me Commander and I intend to collect. ::grins evilly::

Host CO_Woo says:
<OPS_Zheng>::whimpers:: *TO*: It's... it's... NOT OVER YET! ::quickly cuts the comm::

BarTender_Constinio says:
:: glances at the Watermelon & gets a second plate of it ready for the TO:: TO: Seconds?

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
::sighs:: EO: And it will be very expensive, right?

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
Constinio: No thank you.

CSO_Sky says:
::Steps from the turbolift, heading back into the lounge and hopefully her breakfast.::

TO_LtJg_Dem`Rual says:
::Leaves but laughs heavily at his victory::

EO_Lt_Sparks says:
FCO: Count on it mister! ::grins broadly::

CSO_Sky says:
::Slips back into her seat to see an empty plate.  ::Eyes the FCO.::

BarTender_Constinio says:
:: plates up the sausages and delivers them to the EO:: EO: Here's those missing sausages.:: winks at ROZ & flashes his best Latino Lover smile at the EO

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
CSO: Diet?

Host FCO_LtCmdr_Roznine says:
<<<<<<<<< End Mission >>>>>>>>>>>
Star Trek: A Call To Duty - USS Huron
Season Five, Episode Thirty-Two (Mission #204)
"A Whole New World, Part 12"
Original Air Date: 10407.10
Executive Producer: Jim Koeller