Host FM_Selan says:
U.S.S. Elara Stardate 10111.04 "Holy Convoluted Holodeck Misadventure Batman!"
Episode One
     
Cast of Characters
Chris Tucker as Robin
Bernie Wallowitch as Commissioner James Gordon
Terry Imrie as Lieutenant Gershier
Lília Perfeito as Batgirl 
Eldad ben Tovim as Joker Lackey 1337
Peter Saunders as The Joker
Linda Davis as Officer McTagget  
Kate Mulberry as a Reporter in the wrong spot at the wrong time
Scott Fisher as Sergeant Jacobs
Chris Laard as Alfred Pennyworth

Michael Jones as the Narrator

Special Guest Star

Kristopher Campos as Hunter Atrides - Batman

Host FM_Selan says:
=/\= =/\= =/\= =/\= =/\= Begin Mission =/\= =/\= =/\= =/\= =/\=

Host FM_Selan says:
NARRATIVE: I had been away helping my family for some time, so coming back to Starfleet ... and the Elara was exciting for me. That is until I found out what happened.

Host FM_Selan says:
NARRATIVE: Y'see, an annoying terrorist group called the Free Space Movement, who seems to think that the Federation is ruining the natural state of the universe, ambushed the ship with a computer virus ... and easily took it over.

Host FM_Selan says:
NARRATIVE: The junior crew, led in rebellion by Lt. Tima, managed to take the ship back ... but the damage was done. The FSM had reprogrammed the senior crew with the Neo-Maquis Borg Chips which the TO's father had built, and plugged 'em into the holodeck.

Host FM_Selan says:
NARRATIVE: They no longer know who they were ... and think they're characters from an Earth Television show in the 1960s called "Batman." Wonder why they chose that ... anyway ...

Host FM_Selan says:
NARRATIVE: ... the FSM gave Command an ultimatum, "Finish the Batman program, solve the mystery, or their brains will be fried."  Turns out there is no other way to end this ... So, here I am, Hunter Atrides, coming back from vacation, and Command grabs me up and asks me to do this "favor."

Host FM_Selan says:
NARRATIVE: Next thing I know, I'm on Starbase 595, being shoved into the Elara's holodeck ... I'm the last chance to save the senior crew ... otherwise their brains become so much mush [thank you very much Ex-Admiral Pazoski!] ... and you want to know what the worst thing about it is?

Host FM_Selan says:
NARRATIVE: I have to wear tights.

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: We flash into the holodeck as "Batman," "Robin," and "Batgirl" are on their usual patrol through Gotham City.

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: The Gotham Cops are spreading around Gotham City's new Art Museum, preparing for a charity event this evening.

BatGirl says:
::on her motorbike looking around at Gotham city in the night::

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::looks at the painting, then cocks his head to the side:: Self: Hmmm... ::turns to Gershier:: Lt: Hey, what you think of this one?

Lt_Gershier says:
::looks at one of the paintings on the wall:: All: why would anybody want to pay good money for this stuff?

Lt_Gershier says:
Jacobs: my kid could paint better

Host Batman says:
::In the sleek and stylish.. Batmobile, chilling like a dark hero ,patrolling Gotham::

OFC_McTagget says:
::paces around in a dimly lit area of the storage rooms.. shining a flashlight, looking to make sure ever thing is fine.. keeps one hand on her revolver::

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::maybe that's supposed to be a dog...no wait, maybe a rhino::

Comm_Gordon says:
::is talking with reporters, answering questions::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: At Wayne Mansion, Alfred Pennyworth prepares the proper clothing for the "caped crusaders" as they're going to tonight's event as well.

Sgt_Jacobs says:
Lt: You'd think that for charity they could at least get something people would be willing to buy...we're gonna lose money at this stupid thing.

OFC_McTagget says:
::walks through a high rack of boxes and shines her light over the top of the high stack::

Host Robin says:
::right next to Batman in the Batmobile:: Batman: Holy time crisis Batman!  We're gonna be late!

Lt_Gershier says:
::takes out a bag of donuts & starts eating one::  Well THIS is something i would pay for :points to his donuts then offers one to Jacobs::

Host Batman says:
::Knowing there is some charity event, Hunter, or "Batman" turns a left:: Robin: Right you are Robin! Hopefully Alfred has prepared our clothing and some milk and cookies. I am in need of nourishment!

Lt_Gershier says:
::loud munching satisfied sound::

BatGirl says:
::on the corner of her eye she notices some hassle .... but its just a cat fight::

OFC_McTagget says:
*Other COPS* This is McTagget..

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::takes a donut:: Lt: You're amazing Gershier. ::looks around for anything that looks good but doesn't find it:: I'm going outside, need some fresh air.

Alfred says:
::finishes hanging the clothes on their rooms and heads down while looking at his antique watch::  Self: What is keeping them...?

Lt_Gershier says:
Jacobs: see if you can get me some coffee ::munch:: these things really give me a thirst!

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: Elsewhere, the quite insane Joker and his lackeys prepare to "crash" the charity event.

Host Batman says:
::Talks to Batgirl via Bat-Walkie-Talkie:: *Batgirl* Batgirl, this is Batman. Back to the bat cave!

OFC_McTagget says:
::wonders why her walky talky isn't working.. turns it up::

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::nods to Gershier as he walks out of the museum, onto the streets of Gotham City. He looks around for a coffee house, and finds one just down the street::

BatGirl says:
*Batman* Gotcha Batman ... I hardly have enough time to my make up

OFC_McTagget says:
*LT/STG* GUYS! put down the donuts and answer the bloody radio!

Comm_Gordon says:
::takes tour of the event to make sure everything is just right in its place::

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::drops his donut into the street as his walkie talkie blasts at him:: *OFC*: You owe me a donut Officer!

Lt_Gershier says:
::hears his walkie talkie & puts it to his mouth:: ::munch Munch::*OFC* yeah?

The_Joker says:
::chuckles manically:: Lackey 1337: And that’s when you jump out from the cake, this party is going to be a blast ::chuckles and looks over at the crates of dynamite::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: People dressed in tuxedoes and expensive dresses start to arrive at the charity event.

OFC_McTagget says:
::stares at her radio:: *LT*: your eating again?!

Alfred says:
::walks into the kitchen and begins preparing a plate of sandwiches for the "caped crusaders"::

Lackey_1337 says:
Joker: Do I have to jump from the cake? We did that last episode! ::Whines::

Lt_Gershier says:
*OFC* hey a mans gotta eat!

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::mumbles as his half eaten donut floats down the street in the little stream of water::

Comm_Gordon says:
::begins to greet and mingle with the guest as they arrive::

Host Batman says:
::Speeds the Batmobile into the secret Batman entrance, which is hidden behind a billboard.::

BatGirl says:
::enters the bat cave following the Batmobile::

OFC_McTagget says:
*LT*: riight.. well anyway the back store room checks out.. I’m heading to the balcony

Sgt_Jacobs says:
*OFC*: What was so important that it just couldn't wait? ::continues walking to the coffee shop, still angry about the loss of his donut::

Reporter says:
::looks around::

The_Joker says:
::stops in mid laugh:: Lackey 1337: That’s why they wont expect it, see why your not in charge, right, to the trucks!!!! ::runs to a big pink truck and gets in::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: "Batman" scrapes the Batmobile on the way in ... driving 20th Century vehicles wasn't a required course at the Academy.

Lt_Gershier says:
*OFC* great... you want me to save you a donut?

Host Batman says:
Self: Curses, there goes the paint job.

Lackey_1337 says:
::Watches the Joker run:: Self: Yey, we are going to get beat up again

Host Robin says:
Batman: Holy great new products Batman!  A new shaving cream!  ::caught a quick glimpse of the billboard as they enter::

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::walks into the coffee shop and gets in line, shaking his head still and mouthing curses::

Lackey_1337 says:
::Runs after the Joker::

Alfred says:
::as he's finished preparing the sandwiches he walks into the batcave through a secret entrance::

OFC_McTagget says:
*LT*: no thanks

Host Batman says:
Robin: Why yes, so it was Robin! When you reach puberty, we will pick go to the super market to get some.

OFC_McTagget says:
*STG*: hey who said it was time for a coffee break!?

Lackey_1337 says:
::Climbs on the drivers seat and begins driving::

Lt_Gershier says:
self: great, that’s one more for me ::hurriedly stuffs it in his mouth & brushes the sugar off of his hands onto the floor::

The_Joker says:
::sits excitedly in the cab:: All: Oh and if that winged rodent or his boy chicken turns up, give them a warm welcome, now lets roll ::does a strange arm motion::

Lackey_1337 says:
Self: Stupid Joker, stupid job.. stupid directors ::Mumbles::

Sgt_Jacobs says:
*OFC*: Gershier did! I can't stand all that stupid art anyways, all those people just going "Ohhh look at this" and "Ohhh look at that". I needed a break, so I'm getting some coffee for me and the Lt. You want some?

BatGirl says:
::gets on her bike taking of her helmet. Rushes to her closet::

OFC_McTagget says:
::meanders out of the store room and heads for the stares.. holding back as she walks.. cause for some odd reason it hurts::

Lackey_1337 says:
::Pushes the gas to the end:: Joker: Here we go!

Alfred says:
::patiently waits for all of them to arrive::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: The Charity Event starts up with a bang. The band starts playing, and people begin walking through the art gallery.

Host Batman says:
::The Batmobile screeches to a stop, complete with cheap looking flames. Batman jumps out:: Robin: Quick, we must change!

OFC_McTagget says:
*STG*: nope.. the high paying guest are here.. so hurry back.. it's time to earn our overtime for the night

Lackey_1337 says:
::Grins at the big red shiny button:: Self: Rocket mode, engaged!

The_Joker says:
::turns to the lackey:: Lackey 1337: You do know we dynamite in the back dont you, try not to hit anything, well not yet anyway ::giggles::

Alfred says:
::sees Batman and Robin arrive::  Batman/Robin: Welcome back, Master Bruce, Master Dick..  ::hands them some sandwiches::

Lt_Gershier says:
::smiles to the crowd as they enter, wiping his mouth at the same time::

Lackey_1337 says:
::Bangs the button::

Reporter says:
::walks over to the Sgt Jacobs::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: In big golden letters, VROOOM! appears as the Joker's rocket mode car jumps into rocket ... uh, speed.

Host Robin says:
::leaps out, catching his cape on the fins and slipping to the floor.  He stand back up, hand on hips, tears his cape loose, and runs to change::

Sgt_Jacobs says:
*OFC*: Fine! ::mumbles about the boss.. stupid boss, if he wanted coffee I'd spit in it::

OFC_McTagget says:
::reaches the balcony and walks back and forth looking down at the crowd.. hand still on gun.. grumbling about donuts and fat male cops::

Lackey_1337 says:
Self: He he he.. Trippy..

Lt_Gershier says:
::burps loudly::

The_Joker says:
::looks upset:: Lackey 1337: I thought we went over this, I press the buttons around here ::sits cross armed:: there’s always one that spoils it for everyone else

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::arrives at the front of the line:: Lady: I'll have 2 cop sized coffees please. Charge to Officer McTagget's tab.

Host Batman says:
Alfred: Thank you old man! These nutritious sandwiches shall do us good! ::Eats a sandwich as he goes to change::

Lackey_1337 says:
Joker: Come on, the cake await me! ::Jumps from the window::

OFC_McTagget says:
::thinks the Sarge will be docked in pay for leaving as the even started and he is gone::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: Somewhere outside the holodeck, Lieutenant Tima & Ensign Raythan shake their heads at Atrides' antics.

Sgt_Jacobs says:
<Coffee Lady> ::nods and gets them ready, then hands them over, charging 4 dollars to McTagget's bill::

Host Batman says:
Self: I play this part quite well.. I should be an actor!

BatGirl says:
Alfred: Is my dress ready?

Sgt_Jacobs says:
Lady: Thank you very much. ::turns to leave, nearly bumping into the reporter:: Reporter: Holy smokes! Where'd you come from?

Host Robin says:
::grabs a sandwich as he runs past, grabbing his clothes, and runs into the changing room::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: In Sickbay, Lt. Cmdr. Friedman & the Staff watch on some viewscreens as their CMO has become a police officer ... one of them brings popcorn.

Lt_Gershier says:
::looks at his watch:: self: geez is that just the time.. im hungry ::stomach rumbles::

Comm_Gordon says:
::looks around and looks wondering what is keeping Bruce Wayne::

Lackey_1337 says:
::Stars begin to spin around his head:: All: Mommy, I don't want to go to evil lackey's school ::Faints::

The_Joker says:
::opens the door and steps out, puts on his chefs hat and dodgy false mustache:: Lackey 1337: Hurry up and get in the cake, be careful not to set the dynamite off ::chuckles::

Alfred says:
::smiles::  Batman: Well, You know me, Sir..   I'll drive the Limo in front...be sure to send Master Dick and Miss Gordon to the front as well...

OFC_McTagget says:
::paces a bit more before having that "cop" feeling.. that someone is watching her.. for a brief moment things feel unfamiliar.. voices she doesn't know whisper in her ears.. blinks and rubs her head as she moves off to check out the stair well.. see who else is up here..::

Lackey_1337 says:
::Crawls inside the cake::

Lackey_1337 says:
::Taps the cake:: Joker: Ready!

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::watches the reporter, waiting for her to talk::

BatGirl says:
::in her dress room she finishes adjusting her pink dress and her long loose red hair::

Lt_Gershier says:
:;spots the buffet across the room & grins::

OFC_McTagget says:
::shines her light ahead of her as she walks to the main ballroom floor.. checking the locks on the doors..::

Alfred says:
::makes his way to the garage and steps into the BMW Limo and starts it, turning on the lights::  Self: Always liked this car...

The_Joker says:
::puts on a white jacket:: Lackey 1337: dont move until your hear gunfire, then use the Tommy gun and make some noise ::grins:: here we go ::pushes the cake up the convenient ramp and into the policeman’s ball::

Lt_Gershier says:
self: maybe these charity things ain’t so bad after all ::moves off toward the buffet::

Host Robin says:
::changes out of the Robin costume, throwing on the tuxedo and fixing his hair then he runs out of the dressing room::

OFC_McTagget says:
::finds one unlocked to the back alley and walks outside to look.. ::

Reporter says:
::looks at the Sgt::

Reporter says:
Jacobs: So what can you tell me about this event?

Lackey_1337 says:
::Sniffs the air:: Self: Mmm, food..

Host Batman says:
::Steps out of his dressing room, looking like a sleek Hunter wearing a sleek black suit.::

BatGirl says:
::carefully puts on her light blue shoes::

Sgt_Jacobs says:
Reporter: Well, I don't like the art, and the people kind of get to me, and really I'd rather be at home watching the hockey game. Other than that, it's just peachy. Can we talk on the way?

OFC_McTagget says:
::looks up and down the street.. grumbles seeing nothing.. walks back into the building and locks the door behind her.. ::

Comm_Gordon says:
::begins mingling with more guest as the room fills up nicely::

BatGirl says:
::is the last one to reach the main entrance to the Wayne manor::

The_Joker says:
::wheels the cake into the middle to the large banquet hall and taps it:: Lackey 1337: I will be one minute ::walks off in the direction of the buffet table::

Lt_Gershier says:
::helps himself to some sandwiches::

Reporter says:
Jacobs: Sure. ::follows him::

Alfred says:
::opens the garage doors with his remote control and gently rides the BMW out of the garage, making a slight left turn and stops for the main entrance::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: A crowd gathers around the large cake in the middle of the hall with interest.

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::heads back out into the street, crosses the road, and heads for the museum again:: Reporter: So, what else do you want to know?

Lackey_1337 says:
::Begins to sing to him self:: Self: 99 bodies of hanged Batman's on the tree, 99 bodies.. you kill one body... you get, 98 bodies of batman hung on the tree!

BatGirl says:
::goes out the door to the BMW::

OFC_McTagget says:
::walks into the ballroom and pauses at the door.. wondering why there is a cake in the center of the room.. don't remember this being on the events list::

Comm_Gordon says:
::walks over to the Lt.:: Lt: its about to begin shortly

Reporter says:
Jacobs: Has there been any trouble?

The_Joker says:
::having made a finger line through the whipped cream he walks over to the stage and taps the microphone which makes the commonplace beeep, he waits for everyone’s attention::

Host Robin says:
Wayne: Holy lateness Batman....errrrrr I mean Bruce!  We have to go!

Lackey_1337 says:
::Remains quiet::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: A high-pitched whine fills the dining hall, most people cover their ears in momentary pain.

OFC_McTagget says:
::looks up at the oddly dressed man.. hand on gun.. frowns::

Host Batman says:
Robin: Yes we do! Come! Lets go to the Wayne-Mobile!

Sgt_Jacobs says:
Reporter: Well, not yet. But you know, Gotham's always having some kind of trouble. If it's not the Riddler it's the Penguin, if not him then it's Egghead. We're pretty sure something bad is going to happen, we just don't know what yet.

BatGirl says:
::crosses her arms and impatiently looks at Batman and Robin::

Lt_Gershier says:
::has his attention drawn from the buffet to the cake, then from the cake to the stage::

Reporter says:
::nods:: Jacobs:  And do you have Batman ready just in case?

OFC_McTagget says:
::grabs her Walkie-Talkie::

Lackey_1337 says:
::Rubs his gun, he holds a few sticks of TNT at his other hand:: Self: Joy!

Comm_Gordon says:
::he looks around to see where that noise came from::

Sgt_Jacobs says:
Reporter: We can't get Batman ready. He's just always there when we need him. Makes our jobs a lot easier, that's for sure.

Host Batman says:
::Jumps into the BMW and waits for Robin and Batgirl::

BatGirl says:
::gets into the Car with Bruce::

Reporter says:
::smirks:: Sgt: But not redundant?

The_Joker says:
All: Welcome ladies, gents and assorted policeman.  You know I always feel upset when I dont get invitations to these little do's, and I must admit you have dont marvals with the decorations, but Im afraid there is just a little thing Im going to need from tonight ::takes out his gun and fires a shot into the air:: all your valuables ::laughs manically::

Host Robin says:
::Jumps in with Batman::

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::enters the museum to see the Joker:: Reporter: Yep, here we go. ::sits down in the corner and aits for batman to show up::

Lackey_1337 says:
::Puts on his bunny ears::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: Several Joker lackeys rush into the room, firing darts at most of the officers [except for our characters], knocking them out.  The rest are surrounded by armed ones.

Comm_Gordon says:
Self: on no not this!

Lackey_1337 says:
::Jumps from the cake:: All: Guess who? heh he hehehehhehhe ::Begins firing::

Alfred says:
All: All right, now that you all have decided to get in...let's go... I assume you have the invitations with you, Master Bruce...?  ::drives along Wayne's lane::

Reporter says:
:;watches everything, taking in as much information as possible::

BatGirl says:
Batman: Now be careful Bruce we don't want to scare any old ladies who might cross the street

OFC_McTagget says:
::grabs her gun but notices she is out numbered.. puts both hands up::

Host Batman says:
Alfred: Right here old man ::pats his chest::

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::sits back behind a plant and sips his coffee::

Lackey_1337 says:
All: Weeeeee, trigger happy!

Lt_Gershier says:
::hides beneath the buffet table::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: The Joker's lackeys lock down the art museum quite easily ... as they generally do in these television shows. On the Starbase, Admiral Poli and his aide, Commander Harrison watch in shock.

The_Joker says:
::stops laughing and waits for the gunfire to stop from the middle of the room:: Lackey 1337: Err that’s enough, we dont want to "hurt" these nice folks, yet anyway ::motions for his lackeys to start collecting the loot::

Lackey_1337 says:
::Climbs outside the cake::

Lackey_1337 says:
Joker: Are you sure your the evil one here?

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::finds Gershier hiding beneath the table and pulls out his walkie talkie, not wanting to yell at him:: *Lt*: Gershier, I've got your coffee over here.

Alfred says:
::exits the Wayne's Gardens and takes the highway to Gotham City::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: Everyone is being rounded up into the main banquet hall.

Comm_Gordon says:
Lt: Lt Gershier where is Sgt Jacobs!! ::as he ducks behind a plant near the corner

Lackey_1337 says:
Joker: Can I kill someone? Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::still hiding, hoping they don't find him. By now his coffee is half empty, and he wishes he had a donut with it::

The_Joker says:
::looks hurt:: Lackey 1337: Evil, EVIL, me, no, I just want their money, I dont think that’s too bad ::hops over to a damsel who is soon to be in distress:: Damsel: Dont you agree ::smiles::

Reporter says:
::glances at Joker and then Sgt Jacobs::

OFC_McTagget says:
::looks down at her walkie talkie as the conversation between the two others.. shakes head and gets shoved into a closet::

Reporter says:
Sgt: He's crazy...::nods in the direction of the Joker::

Sgt_Jacobs says:
Reporter: Yep. Who isn't in this city?

Lt_Gershier says:
::peers out from beneath the table cover::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: On the radio in the Wayne BMW limo, a report comes over about the hostage situation at the art museum, also, a recording from the Joker has been received ...

Reporter says:
::thinks about that for a second:: Jacobs: yeah well..

Lackey_1337 says:
::Glances down, he jumps from the stage:: Reporter: Well, hello pretty lady ::Grabs her arm and kisses it:: Care for a dance?

Host Batman says:
::turns up the radio:: Robin/Batgirl: Did you hear that!?

Lackey_1337 says:
::Grins as he points the gun at Jacobs direction::

Comm_Gordon says:
Lt: see if you or one of our men can signal Batman! we need him now!

Alfred says:
::turns up the volume of the radio::  All: This doesn't sound right, Master Bruce..  ::begins increasing speed::

Reporter says:
Lackey_1337: Alright...::shivers, visibly frightened::

Host Batman says:
::Unbuttons his shirt, where the batman sign could be seen.:: All: Good thing I wore my Batman suit!

BatGirl says:
Batgirl: My father is down there and so is almost everyone from Gotham city!

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::looks up at the Lackey, then to the Reporter:: Reporter: Uh oh, gigs up. ::drops the coffee and makes a mad dask at the Lackey, then tackles him to the ground::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: ... "This is to the winged rodent, and the boy blunder! Right now we have the art museum an' all its inhabitants under wraps ... or rather, will be wrapped up, what's left of 'em ... BUT, I've also hidden a bomb filled with a poisonous gas which will fill the city unless you find it in  time. Here's a hint, save the greenage!"

Lackey_1337 says:
::Motions for a few guards to grab Jacobs::

The_Joker says:
::skips along the line of hostages and spots a camera:: Reporter: OH a CAMERA!! You know they say Im very photogenic ::grabs her arm and drags her along:: I need a photo for the paper in my moment of triumph

Host Robin says:
Batman: Holy crimes Batman!  There's millions in that art museum.

Reporter says:
::frowns as she is still in the Lackey's grasp::

Host Batman says:
::Pulls on the dreaded Batman cowl:: All: Dang nabbit.. we have to save Gotham!

BatGirl says:
::rips of parts of her dress revealing that its actually a modified batgirl suit::

Reporter says:
::screams as the Joker drags her away::

Alfred says:
Batman: We'll be there a minute or so... I'll drive up the alley behind the Charity Event::

Reporter says:
Joker: Let me go you corrupted psychopath!!!!!!!!

BatGirl says:
Alfred: we have to find out who did this. is there anything else on the news?

Lackey_1337 says:
Joker: Hey wait a second!

Lackey_1337 says:
Joker: She's mine!

Lackey_1337 says:
::Kicks Jacobs before running after them::

The_Joker says:
::stops in front of a large pile of dynamite:: Reporter: Now now, no name calling ::chuckles:: how about this ::does a pose::

Host Batman says:
Alfred: Good job old man. We'll take out the Joker and then get the bomb.

Lt_Gershier says:
::keeps watching events from beneath the table cover, trying not to panic::

Reporter says:
::slaps him hard::

Lackey_1337 says:
::Jumps at the Joker::

Comm_Gordon says:
::continues to kneel down hiding by the plant, he craws to make it to the back hallway::

Sgt_Jacobs says:
Self: Owie! ::jumps around on one foot as the Lackey kicked him in the shins:: Lackey: I'll get you for this Lackey!

BatGirl says:
Batman: if he wants to tell us where the bomb is ... he spoke of greenage ....

Host Robin says:
::opens his tuxedo to reveal his costume on underneath, he gropes around his pockets for his mask::

BatGirl says:
Batman/Robin/Alfred: Gotham city's main park?

The_Joker says:
::moves out of the Lackeys dive, draws his gun and shoots a few feet in from of commissioner Gordon:: Gordon: Leaving so soon, we haven’t even reached the finale yet

BatGirl says:
::changes her shoes to a pair of boots she hid in the car::

Host Batman says:
Batgirl: It sounds like that where the bomb is. Good thinking!

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: In big red letters BANG! BANG! BANG! appears with the weapons firing.

Reporter says:
::escapes from the Joker's grasp in all the confusion::

Comm_Gordon says:
Joker: ::stops and looks up him:: what is it that you want this time?

Lackey_1337 says:
::Grabs the reporter as she runs:: Reporter: Leaving so soon?

Alfred says:
::nods::  Batman: Seems like a good idea... I will return to the batcave to look up all the info we have on the Joker...  ::exits the highway and pulls up the car one block away from the charity event::

Host Robin says:
Batman: It could be at the arboretum too!  We best split up!

Lt_Gershier says:
::starts to slowly shuffle the table toward one of the exits - very slowly & careful so no one can see it move::

OFC_McTagget says:
::bangs on the closet door:: Let me out!

Host Robin says:
::jumps out of the car and throws on his suede green shoes::

Host Batman says:
Robin: Yes! I'll take of the Joker, you two head for the park and the arboretum!

The_Joker says:
Gordon: The usual, money, fame, a good time ::laughs:: but now Im afraid it is time for us to leave. Lackey 1337: Set the timers for 10 minutes

Lackey_1337 says:
Reporter: Now, what do you say you and me will go somewhere more isolated? ::Grins::

Host Robin says:
Batman: Right!  ::takes off for the arboretum::

BatGirl says:
::nods to Batman:: Robin: TO the arboretum !

Host Batman says:
::Leaps out in a Batman Tuck and Roll and a mad dash for the door leading into the charity event.::

BatGirl says:
::adjusts the utility belt she had also hidden on the car. Pulls up a rope and jumps along the buildings with Robin::

Reporter says:
::looks scared:: Lackey: No way...::tries to make a run for it::

Host Robin says:
::swings through the buildings, reminiscent of another superhero that wears red::

Host FM_Selan says:
TIME WARP: After a spinning Batman sign flashes on the screen [also nearly making Atrides, the only one who can see it, throw up], we see that Robin & Batgirl have arrived at the City Park [their first stop], while Batman has decided to climb up to the roof above the hall.

BatGirl says:
::starts to look behind the foliage:: Robin: we have to find the bomb before it blows up!

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::sitting where he collapsed after the Lackey kicked him, by now the laughing gas had worn off::

OFC_McTagget says:
::sitting on the closet floor playing with a deck of cards that seems to have come from no where::

Host Robin says:
::looks around the park:: Batgirl: Holy giant shrubs!  We might never find it!

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: Suddenly, Batman jumps through the glass window on the ceiling, coming down near  the Joker. CRASH!!! appears in giant letters. The Batman fight music starts up ... dum dum dum dum dum DUM DUUUUM.

Lackey_1337 says:
::Grabs the reporter again, he turns her around:: Reporter: Come on, I'm really nice once you get to know me.. Plus ::Opens his jacket, a few bars of TNT at placed on his jacket:: I have one BANG of a personality ::Laughs::

OFC_McTagget says:
::plays a red queen::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: In the distance, Robin & Batgirl spot a few of Joker's lackeys in gas masks guarding the bomb.

Alfred says:
::returns into the batcave, making his way to the bat computer::

The_Joker says:
::looks somewhat upset:: Batman: You!!!!! All: Get that bat!!!! ::runs away in true villain style::

Lt_Gershier says:
::springs out from beneath the table:: Batman: just in time - i was just about to make my move!

Reporter says:
::shakes and tries to get out of the Lackey's grasp:: Lackey: Let me go you freak!

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: Batman rushes forward at the lackeys ... POW! [with sound effect] Lackey 1337 is hit! BAM! another Lackey goes down.

Lackey_1337 says:
::Turns to look at batman:: Joker: Yeah right

BatGirl says:
Robin: Look ::Whispering and pointing to the lackeys::

BatGirl says:
::remains hidden behind a bush::

Host Robin says:
Batgirl: There are the wacky lackeys now!  Lets get them!  ::throws his bat-o-rang::

Comm_Gordon says:
Batman: thank goodness your here ::walks over to him::

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::gets up and stand back to watch, basically just to make the room look more crowded than it really is, he stands there in a fighting stance, swaying from side to side, but never doing anything::

Lackey_1337 says:
::Falls down, little star ships begins to spin over his head::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: BAT-o-BANG! One lacky goes down in the park.

Reporter says:
:: In the confusion escapes::

Lt_Gershier says:
::does a double take & grabs a sandwich before chubbily running to the closet door to break it open::

BatGirl says:
::swings over the lackeys using a rope and lands on one of them::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: Batman pursues the Joker as the fight theme music builds up. Dum dum de dum dum Batmaaaaaan ...

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: CRASH! appears in big letters as Batgirl hits the lackeys in the park.

Host Robin says:
::clobbers another lacky::

The_Joker says:
::trots over and grabs the attempting to escape reporter:: Reporter: Hold up my dear ::puts the gun to her head:: Batman: Not one step closer or she gets it

Alfred says:
::access the bat computer and send the Batmobile and bat bike to the Charity Event area as back up for the "Caped Crusaders"::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: THWAP! goes another lackey.

Lt_Gershier says:
::uses his excessive weight to burst through the cupboard door, collapsing on the floor next to the OFC & squashing his sandwich::

OFC_McTagget says:
::watches at a lackey crashed through the door and falls over her while she sits on the floor.. stands up and notices the room in chaos::

Host FM_Selan says:
<Batman> Joker: Don't do this Joker. She is an innocent.

Reporter says:
::goes all white::

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::his jaw drops and he puts his hands on his cheeks in a horrified look at what the Joker is doing::

BatGirl says:
::gets up and passes her foot under one of the lackey's feet::

Reporter says:
::breathes fast and shivers looking completely terrified::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: All the lackeys in the park go down ... BASH! THWAP! BOOF! BLAM! POWIE!!!

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: ... which leaves the bomb, which is counting down, ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ...

The_Joker says:
Batman: and your a goodie goodie, now back off ::walks back towards the door dragging the reporter with him::

BatGirl says:
::rushes over to the bomb once the lackeys are down::

Reporter says:
::Is dragged along, wailing::

Host Robin says:
::runs up to the bomb:: Batgirl: Holy crises Batgirl!  It's going to explode!

OFC_McTagget says:
::finds hand cuffs.. several pair.. just like the Voyager shuttles.. come from no where.. and locks up the lackey that are laying on the floor out cold::

BatGirl says:
::pulls some wires from the bomb to de activate it::

Host FM_Selan says:
<Batman> ::Reaches for the phaser that he doesn't have ... "I'm not cut out for this ..." pulls out a bat-a-rang and throws::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: The bomb deactivates in the nick of time.

Lt_Gershier says:
::tries to brush the sandwich from his uniform & wheezes as he picks himself up::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: The bat-a-rang misses the Joker completely, swinging up and hitting the ceiling.

Host FM_Selan says:
<Batman> ::Eyes widen in shock:: Good Gosh!

OFC_McTagget says:
::dust off hands as she locks the last one in her corner of the room up::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: And then, a hard portion of the ceiling comes down and knocks the Joker out ...

Host Robin says:
Batgirl: Good thinking!  Now, quick, we have to help Batman!  ::runs off, throws his rope, and swings through the buildings::

Lackey_1337 says:
Self: Eh.. Did someone catch the plate on that Batmobile?

BatGirl says:
Robin: I learned how to de activate them by looking at my father training

BatGirl says:
::runs after Robin::

The_Joker says:
Batman: Ha! Not eve--- ow... ::passes out::

Lackey_1337 says:
::Raises slowly, he glances at his jacket:: All: Time for a boom-boom?

BatGirl says:
::blinks::

Reporter says:
::seeks this opportunity to run::

Host FM_Selan says:
ACTION: Suddenly, the Computer announces ... "Scenario Batman A-FSM completed successfully. Deactivating program and chip link." Everything fades, and 
the crew returns to their normal visage, and then passes out as the chips shut down.

Sgt_Jacobs says:
::looks around:: Wha- ::falls to the floor::

OFC_McTagget says:
::gets a piece of cake from the buffet table.. sudden the cake is gone.. the ballroom phases out.. she hears the voices.. the minds of the ship.. blinks and everything goes black::

Host FM_Selan says:
<Hunter Atrides> ::Looks around as the crew returns to normal around him, and then passes out::

CMO_Zaris says:
::lays on the floor.. very betazoid and very pregnant::

CMO_Zaris says:
::feels hands lifting her up from the floor.. head hurting.. mind dazed.. ::

Host CO_David says:
::his last glimpse:  The green tights and bottom of the Robin costume as he falls to the floor::

Host FM_Selan says:
<Hunter Atrides> ::Nudges the CO slightly:: Er ... uh ... ::Looks around:: Whoops.

Host FM_Selan says:
=/\= =/\= =/\= =/\= =/\= End Mission =/\= =/\= =/\= =/\= =/\=

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