Host Mike says:
Mission Summary:  Avalon Station has entered a space not known yet to the Federation called, "Salidic Space."  This space is apparently highly concentrated ranch dressing.  The ranch dressing though contains materials not known to Starfleet and is capable of eating right through the outer hull of Avalon.
Host Mike says:
A device installed on Avalon by a previous encounter with an alien known as the "Green Leafy Monster" or "GLM" has prevented this dimensional space from tearing Avalon apart, although it has covered most of Avalon's systems in a ranch like dressing and disabled many of them, it apparently is the cause of Avalon's survival.
Host Mike says:
<<<<<< BEGIN AVALON MISSION 10007.09, "To Salad, or not to Salad, part I" >>>>>>
Host Mike says:
ACTION: Captain Hebert continues to work in the science lab, asking not to be disturbed.
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::On the Bridge::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::on deck one, scanning alien device infestation with tricorder and various other probes::
OPS_Jappic says:
CTO:  We should prepare to evacuate the promenade of all non-essential personnel.
CTO_Target says:
::on the bridge trying to clear off his panel enough to get his teams together::
EO_Jareel says:
::in engineering trying to fix what these youngsters have undone::
MO_Jefferson says:
::in Sickbay::
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Sitting in XO's chair::
Host Mike says:
ACTION: The device on the bridge continues to pulsate with its tentacles still connected to most of the bridge's consoles.
CTO_Target says:
OPS: I'm not sure about that, most of the crew quarters line the outer hull, we'd do better to get them closer to the center of the station in case this ...fluid begins causing hull breaches
OPS_Jappic says:
CTO:  Captain Hebert's orders were to evacuate all non-essential personnel from the promenade.
CEO_MacLeod says:
::pokes one of the tentacles with his probe, checks readings on tric.::
CSO_Skan says:
::wonders why he is standing there with a yellow uniform on::
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Slams his fist on one of the tentacles::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::gets nothing on the tric.::  SELF:  Hmmm, this material is nothing the tricorder was ever designed to scan.
CSO_Skan says:
::gets a little confused look on his face and walks off toward the science station::
Host Mike says:
ACTION: Station shudders as the energy of the field around the station starts to drop and dressing seeps through.  Hull Breach Alert, Deck 9.
CEO_MacLeod says:
::turns and walks through corridor and onto the bridge::
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::feels Shudders::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::steadies himself::
OPS_Jappic says:
CTO:  Start evacuating all non-essential personnel to their quarters.... I will try to get the shield strengthened.
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
OPS: Divert power to SIF
EO_Jareel  (Warning Outer Hull Breach.wav)
CTO_HUNTER says:
OPS: Already do 
CEO_MacLeod says:
::goes to eng. console to check out alarm::  XO:  Commander, hull breach on deck nine.  Emergency force fields are in place
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CEO: Thank you Mr. MacLeod
OPS_Jappic says:
XO:  Yes sir, diverting power to SIF.
EO_Jareel says:
::grabs tool kit and races to deck 9::
CSO_Skan says:
::tears off one of his sleeves and tries to clean off his console::
Host Mike says:
ACTION: Energy force fields do not hold the dressing from caroding the outer hull, but another field emuating from the device has stopped the dressing from penetrating.
EO_Jareel says:
::looks at the goo and realizes that it is no longer coming in the station::  *CEO*: Sir this whatever it is has stopped oozing into the station.
CEO_MacLeod says:
::console goes on and off line intermittently::  XO:  These consoles are goes nuts.  It looks like our force field on deck 9 has failed, but this alien device is holding it back
CEO_MacLeod says:
*EO*:  Thanks Jareel
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CEO: Let's figure out a way to get out of here
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CSO: Do we have anything on sensors?
OPS_Jappic says:
::Tries to put maintain the strength of the Station's force fields to prevent the dressing from entering the station.::
CSO_Skan says:
XO: Plenty of ranch dressing...
CEO_MacLeod says:
XO:  I'm with you sir.  Assuming the science department can locate an exit
CSO_Skan says:
::tries to wipe some more of the stuff of his panel::
CTO_HUNTER says:
:: Looks over tactical readout ::
CEO_MacLeod says:
XO:  We'd have to lower the station's inertial mass, a sub-space field around the station might work.  And it might disrupt the alien device's protection in the process
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CEO: From what we've seen, I don't think we should mess with the alien devices.....
CEO_MacLeod says:
XO:  I agree
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CEO: Can we take a shuttle out?
EO_Jareel says:
*CEO*: Sir?
OPS_Jappic says:
::Wonders why the strangest things happen to the places he goes to... remember Risa..::
CEO_MacLeod says:
XO:  you go right ahead, the hull would last probable a minute or so.
Host Mike says:
ACTION: The bacon bits stop falling, but a gooey sort of white dressing falls from it.  O2 levels have dropped 40%.
CEO_MacLeod says:
*EO*:  Yes EO?
MO_Jefferson says:
::leaves Sickbay and looks for a person to do a physical on::
OPS_Jappic says:
XO:  Oxygen levels have depleted by 40% Commander.
EO_Jareel says:
*CEO*: Well sir I was thinking that maybe we should create an inverse subspace field and try to push this goo away from us
OPS_Jappic says:
XO:  And well.... we've got some substance dripping from the vents.
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
*Engineering*: What's going on with the O2
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
OPS: I kinda see that...
CEO_MacLeod says:
*EO*:  Yeah, that could work, if we create a bubble of sub-space to displace this goo.
MO_Jefferson says:
::decides to go to the bridge, someone there must be in need of a physical::
OPS_Jappic says:
XO:  I'll attempt to compensate with the remaining available power.
CSO_Skan says:
XO: Perhaps if we vent some hydrogen, make an empty pocket around the station
CTO_HUNTER says:
:: passes out and falls face first over the tactical panel ::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Presses some buttons, trying to compensate for the Oxygen depletion.::
CEO_MacLeod says:
*EO*:  Before we try that though, I've got something I want to try.  See if you can get power to the attitude control thrusters.
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CSO: That's an idea...
Host Mike says:
ACTION: Another tentacle extends from the device heading towards the Environmental Station.
MO_Jefferson says:
::enters the Bridge::
OPS_Jappic says:
XO:  Commander... look.  ::Points at the environment station.::
CTO_HUNTER says:
:: Falls from the TAC to the floor ::
CSO_Skan says:
XO: Might give us a little breathing room if that subspace filed shorts out the alien field
EO_Jareel says:
*CEO*: Sir the Oxygen lines are being disrupted sir. Levels are down to 40%
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::jumps over to the tentacle trying to hold it back away from the environmental station::
CEO_MacLeod says:
*EO*:  Go to respirators, and see what you can do.
OPS_Jappic says:
XO:  Commander, obviously this entity is trying to help us... withdraw from it.
MO_Jefferson says:
::sees the CTO fall to the floor and rushes over to check him out::
EO_Jareel says:
*CEO*: Aye sir.
Host Mike says:
ACTION: The tentacle releases a fluid substance that covers Jax's arm - an acidic like fluid is eating at his arm, burning the flesh from him
OPS_Jappic says:
XO:  Once our outer hull was out, the device enabled more shields to help our cause.
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
OPS: If it was trying to help us, we wouldn't be here
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
All: ouch!!!!!!
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::lets go::
CEO_MacLeod says:
XO:  Sir!
CEO_MacLeod says:
::jumps over to Jax, hits the tentacle with a plasma torch::
Host Mike says:
ACTION: The tentacle hits Jax as he lets go throwing him across the bridge and against a bulkhead.
CSO_Skan says:
::leaps up and looks for something to get the acid dressing off of the XO::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Taps Commbadge::  *MO*  We have a medical emergency on the bridge!
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I go::
MO_Jefferson says:
OPS:  I am on the Bridge
CEO_MacLeod says:
*sickbay*:  Medical alert on the bridge.
OPS_Jappic says:
All:  Nobody touch that tentacle!
CSO_Skan says:
::gets an idea::
Host Mike says:
ACTION: As Jax falls unconscious, the tentacle resumes its course for the Environmental controls and attaches itself.
CEO_MacLeod says:
::grabs a med kit, scans the wound with a tricorder::
MO_Jefferson says:
CEO:  I am here
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Moans something about CEO's in charge::
MO_Jefferson says:
::goes over the XO to see how bad the injury is::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::injects a hypo for pain into the XO::  XO:  That should take some of the ouch away sir, hand on help is coming
CSO_Skan says:
::quickly runs to the CO's office and picks the lock::
OPS_Jappic says:
CSO:  Give me an update on the environmental systems.
EO_Jareel says:
::watching the diagnostic readouts on the hull stress::
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::is completely unconscious::
MO_Jefferson says:
CEO:  What happened
CEO_MacLeod says:
OPS:  Hey, Cardassian!  Stop that tentacle!
CSO_Skan says:
::gets in and runs to the Captains washroom::
CEO_MacLeod says:
MO:  One of the tentacles touched him.  Must have an acid secretion
OPS_Jappic says:
::Turns and glares via the CEO::
OPS_Jappic says:
CEO:  Excuse me?
Host Mike says:
ACTION: The environmental controls have been taken over by the device, but apparently the O2 levels are rising slowly.  Current levels are at 19% and rising.
CEO_MacLeod says:
CEO:  Now laddie!
CSO_Skan says:
::gets to the faucet and hopes that we still have running water::
OPS_Jappic says:
CEO:  You will not touch the tentacle.
CEO_MacLeod says:
OPS:  You know how to use a phaser!?
EO_Jareel says:
::Self: How the devil did the O2 get to that level and who is turning it up again?::
OPS_Jappic says:
CEO:  Yes I do... and if you use it on that tentacle... I will use mine on you!
OPS_Jappic says:
CEO:  Now....
CEO_MacLeod says:
::glares back at OPS:  ALOUD:  I hate Cardies.
OPS_Jappic says:
CEO:  If I’m correct.. the Oxygen levels are slowly returning to normal....
CSO_Skan says:
::smiles as he sees the water working:: MO: Get the XO in here, we can wash that stuff off of his arm::
CEO_MacLeod says:
*EO*:  Can you confirm O2 levels Jareel?
OPS_Jappic says:
::Grabs the CEO::  CEO:  I didn't ask you if you liked me or not...all I ask is for your cooperation... we are going to get out of this one way or another.. and to do that we have to work as a team.. which means that there cannot be any time for hatred amongst each other..
CSO_Skan says:
::looks to see if the CO has any containers in his office::
Host Mike says:
ACTION: Engineering reports that thrusters have been set to the specs requested by the Science Lab.  Environmental systems coming back online and oxygen levels are increasing, Hull breach however has continued due to the power needed to increase Environmental systems by the device.
CTO_HUNTER says:
:: moans loudly ::
EO_Jareel says:
*CEO*:Yes sir the oxygen levels are raising slowly.
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Smokes coming out of my arm::
MO_Jefferson says:
CSO:    Excellent ::moves the XO where he was directed::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::pushes OPS away::  OPS:  Mind your station, lieutenant.
CEO_MacLeod says:
*EO*:  Thank you, and keep on it.
CSO_Skan says:
MO: Yeah that’s it get his arm under the water, hopefully you'll be able to save the limb
OPS_Jappic says:
CSO:  What were those readings from sensors which you picked up?
Host Mike says:
ACTION: The OPS panel begins beeping.  A transmission is being registered.
OPS_Jappic says:
::Hears it and runs to his station.::
CSO_Skan says:
OPS: Ranch dressing, a load of Ranch dressing
MO_Jefferson says:
CSO: I believe that will help.  I am going to check out the CTO now
CTO_HUNTER says:
:: MOAN LOUDER ::
OPS_Jappic says:
All:  I have an incoming transmission.
MO_Jefferson says:
::goes over and checks the condition of the CTO::
CSO_Skan says:
::nods to the MO and continues flushing the XO's wound::
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Begins to come around::
CEO_MacLeod says:
OPS:  Put it up.
OPS_Jappic says:
CSO:  Have you tried to intensify the sensors to get a more accurate reading through the substance in space...
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::growls::
Host Mike says:
ACTION:  Environmental systems have been restored and the tentacle releases and heads towards the Science Console.
OPS_Jappic says:
CEO:  Avalon's computer can't decipher the message.
CSO_Skan says:
XO: Ah good your still with us, though I would suggest that you don't look down at your arm anytime soon
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Looks at his arm::
CEO_MacLeod says:
OPS:  Do your best lad.  And I'm sorry about before
CSO_Skan says:
::shakes his head::
OPS_Jappic says:
CEO:  I'm trying to pinpoint its original location....
OPS_Jappic says:
CEO:  At least some people are.....  ::Snarls::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::grins at OPS::  
CSO_Skan says:
XO: OK... um don't look at the ceiling... ::hoping the good ol reverse psychology will work::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Wonders what the CSO is doing::  All:  Trying to increase power to sensors.
EO_Jareel says:
::finally fixes the blasted panel and moves to the next::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Trying to pinpoint the location of the transmission.::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::moves over to FCO station, tries to access station attitude control thrusters::
Host Mike says:
ACTION: as the tentacle connects to the science station, the station emits a blaring noise, and a signal is sent through the Saladic Space.
OPS_Jappic says:
::Covers ears::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::covers ears and looks to SCI ONE::
CSO_Skan says:
::finishes flushing the wound and looks for a bandage... then he spots the CO's dress uniform hanging next to the door::
OPS_Jappic says:
All:  We have small red like particles heading our way.
OPS_Jappic says:
CEO:  Can we get phaser locks on those particles?
Host Mike  (Sensor Alert.wav)
CEO_MacLeod says:
::slaves FCO station to tactical::  OPS:  Hang on
CTO_HUNTER says:
:: eyes pop open and there very blood shot ::
CSO_Skan says:
::grabs the waiter’s jacket.. er Dress uniform and wraps up what’s left of the XO's arm::
OPS_Jappic says:
CSO:  Get me a more accurate scan of those particles..  I want to know what we are dealing with here...
Host Mike says:
ACTION:  The objects look more like bacon bits in a cluster moving through the dressing.  They are on a collision course for Avalon Station's upper structure.
CEO_MacLeod says:
OPS:  Phasers are online, for now.  I don't think they'll work in this space though, it could cook the space around us
EO_Jareel says:
::Ok now what:: Self: Blasted goo is making my life miserable.::
OPS_Jappic says:
CEO:  Ever have Yamoc sauce?  Target the head cluster.
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Gets up on his feet::
MO_Jefferson says:
::sees the CTO
Host Mike says:
<Computer> Collision Warning, Impact in 60 seconds.
Host Mike  (Alert.wav)
CEO_MacLeod says:
::recalls his first experience with Yamoc sauce::  Self: Yamoc, I'm gonna be sick
MO_Jefferson says:
........eyes open::   CTO:  What happened here?
Host Mike says:
<Computer> 30 seconds.
CSO_Skan says:
::gets back to the bridge and tries to work around the tentacle on his station::
Host Mike says:
<Computer> 15.
OPS_Jappic says:
CEO:  Are you ready to fire?
CTO_HUNTER says:
:: Just looks at the doc not saying a word ::
CEO_MacLeod says:
OPS:  The targeting scanners are down, have to do this on manual
OPS_Jappic says:
CEO:  Then do it!
Host Mike says:
<Computer>5, 4...
OPS_Jappic says:
CEO:  FIRE!
CEO_MacLeod says:
::lines up cross hairs, and fires::  ALL:   Firing
CSO_Skan says:
::cringes and hides under his station::
EO_Jareel  (All Weapons FIRE!.wav)
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Goes back to sit down in his chair::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::watches the phaser emitters firing::
Host Mike says:
ACTION: As Avalon picks off 3 of the 7 pieces and obliterates them, 2 other hit the station's upper section and 2 miss by meters.  The station is rocked as the red bits crush into Avalon.
CEO_MacLeod says:
::holds on to console::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Stumbles and moves to his station in an attempt to get a status report.::
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Falls off his chair and squash his arm::
CSO_Skan says:
::opens his eyes and wonders if they are still attached to his head for a moment::
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Screams:: All: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Host Mike says:
<Computer:> Hull Breach, Deck 2, 3, 4, and 5.
CEO_MacLeod says:
ALL:  Impacts on the upper levels, deck three, four and five
EO_Jareel :: (Warning Outer Hull Breach.wav)
OPS_Jappic says:
*CTO*  Evacuate Decks 2, 3, 4, and 5!
CEO_MacLeod says:
::checks eng. alarms::  Hull breaches on 2,3,4, and 5.  force fields holding, but weakening.
OPS_Jappic says:
All:  Attempting to seal the hull breaches with remaining available power.
Host Mike says:
ACTION:  The device again tries to compensate for the breach for Avalon station.  - Sensors indicate another object on intercept range.
MO_Jefferson says:
::scans the CTO, and sees that he is not responding to stimuli::
CSO_Skan says:
::crawls out from under his station and resumes his work::
CEO_MacLeod says:
OPS: Evacuate those decks.
MO_Jefferson says:
OPS:  He is in no condition to do anything
EO_Jareel says:
::gets knocked clean across engineering and smacks head on the sensor array consol::
OPS_Jappic says:
CEO:  Very well.......sir.....
EO_Jareel says:
::shakes the cobwebs out of her head::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::looks at OPS::  SELF:  Can never tell what mood a Cardie is in.
MO_Jefferson says:
::helps the CTO up and sits him in a chair::
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Gets on his feet again::
CTO_HUNTER says:
:: Deep within his mind Maxwell is fighting to save his life and those under his command on some long forgotten world in some long past war ::
CSO_Skan says:
::almost hits the tentacle with his fist before deciding against it::
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CEO: Status!
CTO_HUNTER says:
::Just sits there with a look of being somewhere else ::
OPS_Jappic says:
*All*  All available medical personnel report to decks 2, 3, 4, and 5 and prepare to evacuate all crewmembers and civilians to the cargo bays.
Host Mike says:
ACTION: The hull breach is sealed.  But the station's thrusters have gone off line and Avalon begins a slight spin on its axis and meridian.
CEO_MacLeod says:
XO:  We are in deep serious, sir.  Incoming target approaching
EO_Jareel says:
*CEO*:Sir engineering is a mess.  I have hull breaches on decks 20,21,22,and 23 and the antimatter storage pods are in jeopardy of breaching.
MO_Jefferson says:
::raising voice::  CTO:  Hey Snap out of it
CEO_MacLeod says:
*EO*:  Keep an eye on those pods.  Eject them if you have too.  That is your first priority!
EO_Jareel says:
*CEO*: Aye sir.
OPS_Jappic says:
::Goes off to the TL and heads towards Deck 2 in attempt to save some crewmembers.::
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CEO: What kind ?
CTO_HUNTER says:
:: in the dark corners of his mind Maxwell watch as all his friends are kill one by one from some unknown ::
Host Mike says:
ACTION:  The object on intercept has disappeared from scanners.
CEO_MacLeod says:
I don’t know sir....  Wait a sec.  It’s gone now.  Might have been a ghost.
OPS_Jappic says:
::Gets out of the TL and heads down the hall searching for crew.::
CTO_HUNTER says:
:: Screams out :: Johnny: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EO_Jareel says:
::still trying to get to her feet::
CSO_Skan says:
::takes a deep breath in frustration and looks for a decent sized pipe or broken conduit::
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CEO: Are the view screen working?
Host Mike says:
ACTION: The Station's spinning decreases and comes to a near stop as Engineering repairs the exterior thrusters.
CEO_MacLeod says:
XO:  Mostly sir.
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CEO: Let's have a look
CEO_MacLeod says:
::turns on main viewer::  XO:  view screen on
EO_Jareel says:
::blasted there goes the gravity::
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CEO: Do you see anything coming?
Host Mike says:
ACTION: As the screen comes alive they see what is apparently a fork heading towards them.  Smaller than the one than they have met in the past.  A Salad fork apparently.
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Looks::
CSO_Skan says:
::finds a good sized pipe and walks toward the Tentacle::
CEO_MacLeod says:
XO:  Looks like a... a fork? Sir?
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CEO: Looks like a salad fork...
CEO_MacLeod says:
I still have phasers sir.
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CEO: Are we some how attracting them?
Host Mike says:
ACTION: The tentacles detect hostility from the CSO and rush an unseen tentacle right through his abdomen section.  It comes out through his fore side.
Sensors detect another object on intercept course for the fork.
CEO_MacLeod says:
XO:  Its possible sir, might have something to do with this alien device.
CSO_Skan says:
::raises the pipe when he is struck, he falls down to the ground writhing in agony::
CTO_HUNTER says:
:: In a blink of and eye Maxwell find himself running across the battle field firing his phaser at anything that is not human or Starfleet ::
Host Mike says:
ACTION:  The tentacle releases the CSO and an acidic fluid starts to eat the CSO inside out.
CSO_Skan says:
::in hi slast gasp:: Three days till retirement... ::dies::
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Looks at the CSO::
Host Mike says:
ACTION:  Sensors return to full power and detect a fork like ship and a knife like shi pon intercept course.
EO_Jareel says:
::finally gets her footing and leaves deck 22 and slowly heads for the TL::
CEO_MacLeod says:
XO:  It’s on an intercept course.
CSO_Skan says:
::suddenly finds himself floating over his body::
OPS_Jappic says:
::Is still trying to evacuate decks 2, 3, 4 and 5.::
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
::Is working with one hand...::
MO_Jefferson says:
::decides to take the CTO to sickbay that way she can treat him better there::
CEO_MacLeod says:
::begins manually targeting phasers::  Self:  Where's the TAC guys when you need them?
EO_Jareel says:
::enters the TL Deck 18::
Host Mike says:
ACTION: View Screen shows that the knife is more than 20 times the size of the fork, and about a quarter of the size of Avalon.
CEO_MacLeod says:
XO:  Two targets now on the plot sir.  One is almost half the size of the station.  Maybe a mother ship
CSO_Skan says:
::was hoping his carcass would be in tact enough to go to the taxidermist::
MO_Jefferson says:
::enters Sickbay with the CTO, she sedates him then makes a note to contact the a CNS so he can get help::
EO_Jareel ::finally back in some area of the station where there is life:: (Engineering Background.wav)
CTO_HUNTER says:
:: In a flash Maxwell finds himself onboard a starship ::
Host XO_LtCmdr_Jax says:
CEO: Target them with photon torpedoes
CEO_MacLeod says:
::on bridge at tactical.  brings up photon launchers and programs torpedoes::  XO: Aye sir.  torpedoes ready.
Host Mike says:
ACTION: The device beings pulsating as the ships get closer and Avalon beings shuddering slightly.  The CSO has flatlined and is not awaking again.
EO_Jareel says:
::holy joe::*CEO*: Sir I don't think that is a good idea
Host Mike says:
ACTION: The two objects are apparently heading right for Avalon Station and the size of the chasing knife is apparently gigantic compared to the fork.
Host Mike says:
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