USS Apache Mission Transcript 10703.02

SM…………………….…………………………………………..Rich
 CO Rr`Vellan……………………………………………..Kytra
  XO Polo………………………………………………………..Enrico
FCO Odain…….……………………………………………Daniel
CTO Hembrook…………………………………………Gina
CEO Wall…………………………………………………….John

NPC
Kissinger……………………………………………………..Rich

Host Rich says:
Prologue: The Crew of the Apache now find themselves in the 20TH century and inhabiting bodies which are not their own. Will their actions change history or will they do what is expected of them to make history come out the way it should or are they just living out some weirdo’s crazy dream?
Host Rich says:
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XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
::sitting at his desk in the Oval Office, trying to identify all the crew:: ALL: I have read something about a device called a tricorder, anyone knows what it is?
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
::Is really confused by his recent out of body experience. Looks around the room to see the other strangers sitting in the room::
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
::stands looking out over the rose garden, Cuban Cigar in mouth::
Host CO_Rr`Vellan says:
::would perk her ears if she could...instead she just glances over at the unfamiliar man who just spoke::
Host Kissinger says:
::Enters the oval office:: XO; Mr. President we have to talk.
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
::Looks up from reading an issue of Popular Science in the corner, laughing at the Skylab missions and the proposed Apollo-Soyuz mission planned for the following year::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger: I am sure we do, I need to confer with some of my collaborators first then we can talk. Can you wait a few minutes?
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
::lets out a large cloud of smoke and turns to look over those present::
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
XO: Tricorders, you mean those instruments proposed to help identify different subjects?
Host Kissinger says:
XO: Wait a few minutes Mr. President do you have any ideal what the press want to do to you not to mention the House and Senate.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
FCO: Yes those....
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
XO: I thought that was a classified project, Mr. President?
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
XO: I could use a tricorder,
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
::blows another puff of smoke and winks at the XO::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger: I am sure they want to do something ugly with me. But waiting five minutes won't change their minds and I think my mind is set as well.
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
XO: What next? Are you gonna start taking about faster than light travel next? ::Lets out a laugh of relief knowing his fellow shipmates are in the room with him::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
ALL: Well if you know about Tricorders I think we should talk for a few minutes, alone. :: looks at Kissinger hoping he gets the hint::
Host Kissinger says:
::looks around the room:: All: have you all lost your minds. Do you realize that the secret service more than likely has this room bugged and you are talking about something from Star trek?
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
XO: Sure, I’ve got a clear calendar
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
Kissinger: The  secret Service what a bunch of clowns ::chuckles to self::
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
Kissinger: They shouldn't have cancelled it, Mr. Secretary... it was a great show.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger: Star Trek? What is that?
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
Kissinger: What are you talking about?
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
FCO: He must have been drinking again
Host Kissinger says:
XO/FCO: Sirs haven't you been watching television.
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
CEO: Yeah, hit the Andorian Ale a bit hard.
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
::rolls the cigar in his fingers::
Host CO_Rr`Vellan says:
::blinks and makes a face::
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
Kissinger: Television, what is that?? ::looking more and more confused.::
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
FCO: More like the Romulan ale
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger: No I have a country to run. Mr. Secretary, please ten minutes. Then I promise I will listen to you for as long as you want.
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
::Laughs::
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
::Puts her magazine down::
Host Kissinger says:
FCO: Mister what are you trying to do you are to be the next president in a few days and you are acting like a crazy man.
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
Kissinger: What are you talking about, Next President?

CEO_Ens_Wall says:
::looks at the cigar:: Self: I could get used to these
Host Kissinger says:
XO: Mr. president you haven't told him yet?
Host CO_Rr`Vellan says:
::tries to remember her ancient earth history::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
:::counts the dead presidents in his mind after listening to Kissinger:: FCO: Mr. Vice President, please  be silent for a second.
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
::Nods in agreement::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger: I was about to, and I wanted to do it in private, so Mr. Secretary, time to leave. Don't make me give you an order please.
Host Kissinger says:
XO: Very well then but when I return you need to remember that only your trusted aides are suppose to be here. Understand?
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
::smiles:: Kissinger: Of course old friend. I need you and you know that.
Host Kissinger says:
:: turns and leaves the room mutter something about the president finely going around the bend::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
::makes a gesture to Hembrook to shut the door and check for bugs::
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
::lays back in chair and takes big drag on cigar::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
::looks at the Captain:: CO: Are you who I think you are?
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
::Gets up and secures the door, locking it and then jamming a chair under the handle, then proceeds to look for surveillance gear::
Host CO_Rr`Vellan says:
::blinks:: XO: I hope so.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
CO: We are in big trouble ma'am. Do you have any idea on what to do?
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
All: What is going on here? Where are we? And why are we here?
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
::Tries to control the panic in his voice::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
::makes a gesture of silence and then indicates the CTO::
Host CO_Rr`Vellan says:
CO: I think this is those aliens idea of a joke...at least I hope so. We can only hope to play this out as best as we can.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
CO: I think we have to be careful, if this is the real past we cannot risk changing it. But at the same time we have to find out if this is just an illusion or not.
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
XO: In either case, the Prime Directive would still apply, Sir.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
CTO: Yes it would. Is the room safe?
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
XO: Nothing obvious Sir, but I don't have the proper gear with me to check for the good stuff.
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
XO: I think we should operate under the assumption we have been sent back in time

XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
::nods to the CTO::  All: This is what I would do, the FCO and I will take care of the political situation, but I think the rest of you should try to find out if this is reality or just an illusion.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
CEO: I agree     CO: What do you think ma'am.
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
::Glares at the XO:: XO: Sir, I have no knowledge of human past. I don’t know if I can pull this off.
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
XO: How do you suggest we check that Sir?
Host CO_Rr`Vellan says:
XO: I agree with the CEO....perhaps we should stop at a LCARS....or something.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
FCO: We will work on it Mr. Vice President. I need you to pull the best play of your life.
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
CO: I'm afraid LCARS is a long way off Ma'am. Computers in this time fill rooms this size and use magnetic tape.
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
XO: I will try. ::Becomes a bit alarmed at the situation::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
CTO: I honestly have no idea. But you will have all resources available to this nation to do it.
Host CO_Rr`Vellan says:
CTO: A.... ::thinks:: Li..brar...y?
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
CO: I can tap into the intelligence services
Host Rich says:
Action: The intercom on the president's desk come to life with a beep.
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
CO: Of course, they have libraries... with real paper books. I was thinking something a bit more drastic tho.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
::answers the intercom:: Intercom: Nixon here
Host Kissinger says:
<Sherry> XO: Mr. President  Secretary Kissinger is out here demanding to be let in.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Sherry: Tell him I will be done in a few seconds and I will let him in personally.
Host Kissinger says:
<XO> Yes Sir but he is somewhat mad.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Sherry: Well he better calms himself down. I will be there in a few dear.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
All: Ok then Mr. Ford and I will take care of the political situation, you will take care of letting us know what is really happening.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
All: I need to talk to Kissinger.
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
XO: We could try shutting down the power and see if this all disappears...
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
CTO: I am sure you, the captain and the CEO will find a way.
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
XO: We’ll have to identify the power source first
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
::moves toward the door and opens it. :: Kissinger: Please come in. We were just done.
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
::stubs out cigar deep in thought::

Host Kissinger says:
:: walks into the room:: XO: Well Mr. President have you all come to your senses or it the next thing out of you mouth going to be Beam me up Scotty?
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
::laughs at Kissinger’s comment::
Host CO_Rr`Vellan says:
::snickers::
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
Kissinger: As in Montgomery Scott, Engineer of the USS Enterprise-A?
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
XO: Mr. President, in order to carry out your orders, I'll need National Command Authority orders...
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
ALL: I will see you tonight at 8 pm. You can leave the secretary, Mr. Ford and I alone.
Host Kissinger says:
CTO: You don’t plan on blowing up any country do you?
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
::heads for the door::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
CTO: I will make sure you will have what you need. In the meanwhile The Secretary of Defense can help you.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger: Come in Henry. Time we talk.
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
XO: Yes Sir, Mr. President.
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
CTO: Follow me I have an office here somewhere
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
::Walks out of the Oval Office::
Host CO_Rr`Vellan says:
::follows the CTO and CEO::
Host Kissinger says:
XO: Time we talk? We should have talked a long time ago.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
FCO: Gerald, you can sit on the couch, do you want coffee or something?
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
XO: No thanks, coffee would just make it hotter in here. I am fine. ::Walks over and sits on the couch::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger: Sit, take a breath and tell me, what do you think I should do?
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
CTO: Ok now where? ::slightly overwhelmed::
Host Kissinger says:
:: Takes seat:: XO: Sir it is not what you should do as you have already decided to resign. What we need to talk about is what Mr. Ford is going to do after you resign.
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
CEO: We can contact the local power plants and tell them to conduct a shutdown simultaneously, call it a Defense Drill. This is the Cold War, after all. Tell them we are testing the backup generators. That should shut all the power off and if this is fake, it should go bye-bye.
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
CTO: Sounds like a plan, now where’s my damn office?
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger: And your opinion about it is? ::leans forward::
Host Kissinger says:
XO: Well sir one thing is that he should keep me onboard as Secretary of state.
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
CEO: As Secretary of Defense, SIR... your office is in the big 5-sided building down by the Potomac river. ::does a Picard pull-down on her blue Air Force dress uniform jacket and puts on her cap::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger: I agree, our foreign policy should remain the same. FCO: Don't you agree Gerald?
Host CO_Rr`Vellan says:
::snickers::
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
::takes another cigar out of pocket and jams it into mouth:: CTO: Right lets go
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
@::Leads the way outside and calls for a Military sedan to transport them, then tells the driver to take them to the Pentagon as she gets in::
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
XO: Agreed, it should remain the same. :: He answers hesitantly::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger: Now that we all agree on your chair? Do you have any other useful advice to give me Henry?
Host CO_Rr`Vellan says:
@::gets in with the CTO::
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
@CTO: remind me to take some of these cigars with me when we leave
Host Kissinger says:
FCO: And Mr. Ford have you given any thoughts as to who your Vice president should be?
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
@CEO: Assuming they are even real... ::mutters under her breath as she quickly checks the .45 automatic under her arm, confirming it's loaded and ready::
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
Kissinger: No, as I just found out of this resignation. Why is he resigning again?
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
@::chuckles::
Host Kissinger says:
:: looks at the Vice president like he has lost his mind:: FCO: Don't you remember that the house and senate plan on impeaching the president?
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
::fakes a laughter:: FCO: Oh come on Gerald ::smiles:: FCO: That was a good one.
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
Kissinger: Yeah of course I remember, was just pulling your leg.
Host Kissinger says:
:: thinks to himself no wonder we are in this situation we have a couple of jokester in the white house::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger: We were thinking about some names, who would you suggest?
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
@:: Waits for the short trip to finish and hops out in front of the Pentagon and leads the group inside, opening the door for her "superior" and then going up to the lobby to check the building map to find the Sec. of Def.'s office::
Host Kissinger says:
XO: I have a couple of suggestions. One is an actor that is coming up in the political ranks and that is a guy by the name of Regan. While the other one is a guy named Rockefeller.
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
@::follows CTO, wondering if he can get some food::
Host CO_Rr`Vellan says:
@::follows the CTO and CEO::
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
Kissinger: An actor you say, surely you are joking. ::Laughs a bit out loud::
Host Kissinger says:
:: chuckles:: FCO: True however one never knows.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger: I know Reagan, but I think it is not its time yet. Tell me more about Rockefeller?
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
::Thinks to himself:: Self: Its a wonder humans made it out of this era.
Host Kissinger says:
@Action: The CEO catches a whiff of something very pleasing that make his mouth start to water.
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
@::Leads the way to the Sec. of Def's office::
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
@CTO/OC: I think we should eat first
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
@CEO: You're the leader of the entire United States military... I'm sure they can deliver to your office if you order it. ::rolls eyes::
Host Kissinger says:
XO: Well sir his name is Nelson Rockefeller and other than that I don't know a lot about him. However I have heard nothing but good things about him.
Host CO_Rr`Vellan says:
@::looks at the CEO a little confused::
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
@CTO:: Gives sad puppy look::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger: Is he one of the Rockefeller family? Sure he would not work for money.
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
@CTO: I guess your right
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
Kissinger: Sometimes words are just that, words. How do you know he will do what is required of him if we appoint him to this position.
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
@CEO: As soon as we get there I'll order something for us all.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
FCO: I think the name sounds right, but again the choice is yours Gerald.
Host Kissinger says:
FCO: Well Mr. Ford I can't however we should at least have a talk with him.
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
Kissinger: Agreed, can't hurt to listen.
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
@::follows the CTO & CO::
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
XO: You are probably right, Richard
Host Kissinger says:
FCO: Good then I will have him come here for some reason or other then we can talk to him.
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
@::Finds the office, and stops at the secretary’s desk, asking her to order some food and drinks to be brought to the office, and hold all the calls, as they will be in a meeting for a while::
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger/FCO: Let's do it now. ::raises from the couch and pushes a button on the interphone:: Secretary: Dear could you please look for Mr. Nelson Rockefeller for me and tell him the President wants to talk to him.
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
XO: Agreed, Why waste the time?
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
@::looks around office::

CEO_Ens_Wall says:
@CO: Bit spartan isn’t it
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
FCO: Yeah I have still to figure out my resignation speech.
Host Kissinger says:
XO: Sir no let me set up the interview we don’t want the rest of congress to know what we are doing as they may try and stop our efforts.
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger: Right you have a point there. Who do you think is the best speechwriter this administration employs?
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
@::sits behind desk and begins to think about the orders shutting down the power grid::
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
@::Starts snooping around the office for intelligence of value::
Host Kissinger says:
:: rises:: XO: Sir this is one speech that you need to write your self. I will get Mr. Rockefeller in here in a couple of days and we will talk later.
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
@::buzzes secretary::
CEO_Ens_Wall says:
@Secretary: Can you have a map and list of the nations power grid brought to my office please
XO_Lt_Cmdr_Polo says:
Kissinger: Earlier, I am not sure I can stay in power for so long. The sooner I resign the better.
Host Kissinger says:
XO: Yes sir I will try for tomorrow then. :: walks out of the room::
CTO_Lt_Hembrook says:
@::Helps bring in the chow when it arrives and sets it out for the team::
FCO_LtJg_Odain says:
XO: Charming fella.
Host Rich says:
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