Star Trek: A Call To Duty

USS Scimitar NCC-80826 - SD 10908.31

Starring:

Andrew James		as	Ship Manager
 			 
Scott Knight		as	[CO] Captain Ethan Michael MacAllister 
			and	Stuart MacAllister (Beta)

Cathy Knights		as	[XO] Lieutenant Ren Ro'kar 

Ellie Knight		as 	[FCO] Lieutenant Chloe Numark

Brad Sumner		as	[CTO] Lieutenant Gabril Vendal

Kirk Powers		as	[CMO] Lieutenant John Powers
			and	Nurse (NPC)

Einar Sigurðsson		 as	[CSO] Lieutenant Commander York
			and	Commander Rome (Beta)

Anna Menser		as	[CNS] Lieutenant Commander Rynia Solaa

Absent:

None

Last time on the Scimitar:

The Scimitar has fought against all the odds in an alternate universe where the Jem Hadar never lost the war. They are forced to land on an N class planet (97% water) to make major repairs.

<<<<<<<<<<Begin Mission – Restoration Part 1>>>>>>>>>>
XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
::in Sickbay waiting for the CMO::

CMO Lt. Powers says:
::in sickbay healing people::

TO Ens. Rocker says:
::exits the Turbolift and heads for the Captain::

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
::In Engineering helping direct repair crews::

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
::sitting in his ready room reading through damage reports::

FCO Lt. Numark says:
:: at flight console reloading the star charts to go through them more :: 

TO Ens. Rocker says:
CO: sir Ens Williams Rocker Reporting for Duty Sir.

CMO Lt. Powers says:
::notices the XO waiting:: XO: What can I do for you today?

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
::rests his elbows on the Science console, his eyes bloodshot and red as he tries to make sense of the data.....he had not slept for almost three days while this puzzle occupied him::

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
Crewman: Hey where do you think you are going with that?  It is supposed to go to Jefferies tube 2 not 12

TO Ens. Rocker says:
::looks around::

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
CMO: Doctor. ::motions with his head to the wrists:: I have minor lacerations on my wrists, suspected internal haemorrhaging in the same area which is causing some swelling that needs to be addressed, In addition, I need  something to settle the stomach as well as a chemical screening to be sure there is long term effects from the drugs I was injected with

SCENE: The weather on the planet is very nice - sunny, a nice breeze. The view is also beautiful. Beaches, exotic plants.

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
::shuffles the PADDs and reads the next one::

Crewman says:
::Ducks the flying stembolt from the CTO and heads in the right direction::

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
::picks up a PADD and smashes it into the edge of the console violently::

TO Ens. Rocker says:
::walks towards the Ready Room and punches the button::

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
Self: How the heck am I supposed to do this without the weapon!

CMO Lt. Powers says:
XO: I can give you a hypo for the stomach but nothing strong in case it reacts with whatever you were given.::uses a Dermal regenerator to heal the wounds on his wrists before running a chemical screening::

FCO Lt. Numark says:
::looks out of the view screen at the view of the planet and sighs to herself ::

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
::Punches up his console data to check on systems::

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
::wakes up coughing::

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
::looks up as he hears the now rather sick sounding door chime:: Door: Enter!

TO Ens. Rocker says:
::walks in::

TO Ens. Rocker says:
CO: Sir Ens Williams Rocker Reporting for Duty sir.

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
CMO: Thank you, Doctor. ::sighs and looks around the triage section:: How is the 
Medical department coping?

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
*CO* Sir we have a Jem'Hadar fleet in system, I can't be sure be they could be trying to stay out of oursensorr range

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
*CO* Fleet seems to be keeping distance and monitoring us, I read eight ships all medium class.

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
::holds his hand out for the PADD with Rocker's transfer details on it:: TO: Did you do something to the door chime?

TO Ens. Rocker says:
CO: No sir.
CMO Lt. Powers says:
XO: We're doing alright down here considering we were just in a battle. We haven't lost anyone who has made it in yet. It sounds like Commander Rome is waking up. He'll have a headache for a while.

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
::shakes his head and takes the PADD:: TO: You'll be working with Lieutenant Vendal... have you been briefed yet?

CMO Lt. Powers says:
::Gives the XO a hypo for the nausea:: XO: That's you patched up. Don't wait four hours before coming to see me next time.

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
*CSO* I have a fleet of eight Jem Hadar ships on a extreme orbit within the system, Can you get any better readings on it?

TO Ens. Rocker says:
CO: No Sir.

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
::picks up another padd and starts on the calculations again......then hears the comm and smashes that padd into pieces too:: Self: AHHHH

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
*CTO*: What?

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
::flexes his hands:: CMO: Will he be cognitive to assist the CSO with his notes?

Nurse says:
Rome: It's good to see you finally awake, sir. How are you feeling? ::runs a series of scans::

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
*CSO* I am reading eight medium class Jem Hadar ships in extreme orbit within the system, can you get more detail on them?

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
Nurse: Where am I? I demand to be returned to my ship! ::tries to stand up::

CMO Lt. Powers says:
XO: He'll be  bit groggy for a while but I don't think he'll need to stay here much longer.

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
::accesses the last of the sensor palettes still operational:: *CTO*: Let me see.........can you give me more power?

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
CMO: Hmm, understood. Thank you, Doctor. I should return to my duties...keeps the mind busy... ::trails off::

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
*CSO* I will reroute what I can but the power junction in your area is damaged ::Increases power slightly::

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
TO: Well right now we're at war, you report directly to Lieutenant Vendal and follow his every instruction. ::taps his comm badge:: *CTO*: Do you think they saw us?

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
*CTO*: Then have someone fix it so I can do my bloody job Lieutenant!

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
::gets up and starts to walk out the triage section, slowing as he walks past Rome::

Nurse says:
::stops him from getting up:: Rome: You are on the Scimitar, sir. ::turns to the CMO:: CMO: Sir!Commander Rome is awake now.

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
*CTO*: Alright.....I'm getting some sensor images....

TO Ens. Rocker says:
CO: Yes Sir.

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
*CO* Most assuredly they know we are here, I am not sure what is keeping them at bay

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
Nurse: The Scimitar? This isn't my Scimitar.......IS THIS MacAllister's Scimitar! The bastardly coward who got my crew killed! ::tries to get lose::

CMO Lt. Powers says:
XO: Go and see the CNS when you have some time.

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
*CSO* It is on the list, I have someone in the Jeffries tube working on the backups to switch to them

TO Ens. Rocker says:
::Does a about turn and heads out for the Ready Room::

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
TO: Dismissed Ensign.

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
*CTO*: What is the status of our weapons and shields?

CMO Lt. Powers says:
::hears Rome and heads over towards him:: *CNS*: Ryn, I think I'm going to need you help down here.

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
::exits the triage section, letting the CMO deal with Rome::

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
All: You bastards! All of you! Where is Captain Idrani ? Did you get him killed too ??

Nurse says:
Rome: Yes, sir. This is MacAllister's Scimitar. Now please settle down. We have a lot of injured crew here.

CNS Lt.Cmdr. Solaa says:
::in the turbolift on her way to the Bridge:: *CMO*: Hmm? What's going on?

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
::steps into the Turbolift:: Computer: Bridge

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
*CO* We have limited shields and some weapons, however all backups are off-line for repairs so that we can take the primaries off-line

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
::leans against the wall and takes in a few deep breaths:: Self: Come on, Ren, your lethargy is going to be a liability to the crew

Stuart MacAllister (Beta) says:
::stirs and opens his eyes, shaking his head to clear his vision::

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
*CTO*: York to Vendal.

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
*CSO* Go ahead

CMO Lt. Powers says:
*CNS*: Rome just woke up and he isn't best pleased. Rome: I'm Dr. Powers. I'm the bastard who will be healing you today so I suggest you pipe down.

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
Stuart: Stu! You're alive!

TO Ens. Rocker says:
::heads for the Turbo lift::Enters the Turbolift:: Main Engineering deck.

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
*CTO*: Keep an eye on them, they must have a damned good reason for not coming down here... find it.

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
CMO: Stuff it, Doc. I need to get back to my ship

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
*CTO*: I see all eight ships leaving the system at warp. We're alright.

Stuart MacAllister (Beta) says:
::Looks over at Rome:: Rome: Jon, how did you get out... more to the point, how did I get out?

CMO Lt. Powers says:
Rome: There is no ship to go back to. Now keep quiet, the CNS is on he way and I'm sure we can get the CO down here too.

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
*CSO* Good news, I am swamped with stuff here can you brief the CO please?

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
Stu: I don't know.....last I saw was the Cap'n freeing us and .... I was drugged, I don't remember. CMO: What do you mean no ship?

Stuart MacAllister (Beta) says:
CMO: No ship?!?! ::sits blot upright and wobbles a bit:: What the hell... ::falls back down and rubs his head::

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
*CTO*: Do I have to do everything? Fine. York out.

TO Ens. Rocker says:
::exits the turbolift and head for Engineering::

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
::steps off the Turbolift and enters the Bridge::

CMO Lt. Powers says:
Rome: It was destroyed while we were saving you. I'm sorry.

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
*CO*: York to Captain MacAllister. I register all Jem'Hadar ships leaving the system, they did not spot us.

CNS Lt.Cmdr. Solaa says:
::sighs:: *CMO*: On my way. TL: Sickbay.

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
::Shuts down power to the CSO station for a minute to prove a point::

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
::glances to the left as he sees Jinraak, his father, enter the bridge:: Aloud: Fa-ther?

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
*CSO*: Glad to hear it, what's the ETA on repairs?

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
::looks up as a Jem'hadar walks onto the Bridge and jumps up::All: Red alert! Intruder!

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
::frantically tries to get the weapon locker under his console open::

TO Ens. Rocker says:
::enters Engineering and looks around::

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
::draws his phaser instinctively at the CSO's words:: CSO: Where?

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
CMO: You bastards............::buries his face in his hands::

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
::sees the lights turn red and grabs his phaser before running out to the bridge::

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
::pulls out a phaser and fires at the Jem'hadar::

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
XO: There!!!

FCO Lt. Numark says:
:: glances across the bridge and sees some male unclothed entering ::Self: what the..... :: shakes her head as though she is seeing things.

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
CSO: WHERE?! ::snarls::

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
::steps onto the bridge:: XO: Report!

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
XO: Are you freaking blind!? ::fires again and ducks under his console::

ACTION: The phaser hits its mark. The CSO sees a Jem'Hadar get hit. The FCO sees her naked muse get hit. The XO sees Jinraak get hit. The CO sees Lorianna get hit.

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
All: The found us!!!

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
::sees Lorianna in front of him:: Lori: Lorianna? What's going on?

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
::hugs the phaser frantically:: All: Is he dead?

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
CSO: All I see is my fathe- ::pales as he sees his father fall down as the CSO fires:: CSO: Stand down, Commander, NOW that was my bloody father?!

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
XO: Your dad's a Jem'hadar?!

FCO Lt. Numark says:
::winces as she sees the male get hit:: Self: Ouch that has gotta hurt....

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
CSO: No! My father is a Bajoran, you need to learn your xenobiology. Now. Stand. DOWN!

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
::Stands up, calmly now:: Stu: Stu......I think it's just us left..

CNS Lt.Cmdr. Solaa says:
::enters Sickbay:: CMO: What's going on now?

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
::drops his phaser on the floor next to the console and peers out:: XO: What?

ACTION: The 'figure' disappears. Only a phaser burn is left on the wall.

Stuart MacAllister (Beta) says:
::hauls himself to his feet:: Rome: Maybe we should see what's happening on the bridge.

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
::lowers his phaser as the CSO does so and turns to look:: All: Where? Where did he go?

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
XO: My phaser was only set on 3...

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
XO/CSO: What the hell's going on here?

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
Nurse: Are we allowed to leave?

TO Ens. Rocker says:
Anyone: Hello I am looking for Lt Vendal.

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
::Sees a clean shirted junior officer and calls him over:: TO: Are you my new junior officer?

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
CO: Captain... My father...He was here... and now he isn't ::moves to the location where he should have been::

TO Ens. Rocker says:
CTO: Yes sir.

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
CO: It was a bloody Jem'hadar! And I killed it!

CNS Lt.Cmdr. Solaa says:
::walks over to Rome:: Rome: Captain... er, maybe you should stay here for a bit...

TO Ens. Rocker says:
::heads for the CTO::

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
TO: Well you are not dirty enough for this ship, I have to get to the bridge and brief the captain, take over directing repairs.  Secondary systems have priority so we can switch to them and repair the primaries

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
CNS: Captain?

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
CSO: Really? ::looks at the deck plating:: Where is it?

TO Ens. Rocker says:
CTO: yes sir

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
CNS: I don't know who you are, pumpkin, but I need to see your Captain. And learn to read pips, I'm Commander Rome. Chief Engineer.

Stuart MacAllister (Beta) says:
::chuckles:: Self: Captain? Yeah right!

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
CO: I don't know!

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
CSO: Lieutenant Commander York, I know what I saw, and that was my father.

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
Stu: Shut up.

CNS Lt.Cmdr. Solaa says:
Rome: Yes, you're Captain Rome--- ::looks down and sees herself naked:: What the...?

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
XO: That was a bloody Jem'hadar you blind fool!

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
CNS: Captain? Sweetie, I've never been and never will be a pencil pusher.

TO Ens. Rocker says:
CTO: Don't worry sir will have tactical up and running in know time.

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
   TO: No, all systems not just ours!

CTO Lt. Vendal says:
::Leaves Engineering heading to the bridge, as he gives direction to the turbolift he notices his clothes are all gone:: Self: What the ... ::Covers himself::

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
CSO: Blind? You are the trigger happy Terran. I know my father and that was my father, not some stinking Jem'Hadar

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
::feels a breeze and looks down:: Self: Right......why am I naked?
CO Capt. MacAllister says:
All: Pipe down all of you! don't you see what's just happened? Ro`kar, you saw your father, York, you saw a Jem`Hadar, I saw an old friend as well... it's some sort of mental trickery

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
::waves his hand in front of the CSO, feeling invisible::

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
CO: Ah....but why am I naked?

CNS Lt.Cmdr. Solaa says:
::knows she put on her uniform earlier:: 

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
CO: Can you see me?

FCO Lt. Numark says:
:: feels a burning stare into her back as she looks around the bridge, she looks around as she tries to cover herself up:: ALL: What are you all looking at have you not seen a naked body before? :: continues to try and cover herself up ::

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
::makes no attempt to cover himself and grins::

CNS Lt.Cmdr. Solaa says:
Rome: Sir, am I wearing clothes to you?

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
::feels like ripping a console out of its mountings, rolling it up into a little ball and throwing it at someone:: All: Get a hold of yourselves!

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
CO: So you can see me?

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
::waves:: CO: Over here... right in front of you ::waves his hand in the CO's face::

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
XO: Yes I can see you!

FCO Lt. Numark says:
:: Looks over at the CO::

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
CNS: Sweetie....no, but I guess you could strip down and then talk. ::winks::

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
CO: Are you sure? ::looks down, still not seeing his hand::

CNS Lt.Cmdr. Solaa says:
Rome: So I AM wearing clothes? This is very important because something is going on here...

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
::sighs:: CNS: Are you drunk?

TO Ens. Rocker says:
::walks out engineering::

CNS Lt.Cmdr. Solaa says:
Rome: Thought so. *CO*: Captain, this is Solaa. Is anyone experiencing hallucinations?

FCO Lt. Numark says:
:: Grabs something close to cover herself up, then decides to hide behind a console::

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
::stands there trying to keep a grip on the situation and feeling like a lowly ensign:: XO: Are you trying to test me Lieutenant?

TO Ens. Rocker says:
::calls the turbolift::enters the turbolift:: Bridge.

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
Stu: Stu, take care of the exhibitionist here, she's just your type...I need to see a Captain about a ship. ::Walks towards the exit::

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
::stiffens to attention, but is not sure the CO can even see him:: CO: No sir.

Stuart MacAllister (Beta) says:
Rome: Gee thanks, how come you always pass them on to me huh?

TO Ens. Rocker says:
::exits the turbolift on to the bridge::

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
::turns and looks:: CSO: Does HE look like a Jem Hadar to you, Commander? ::points at the TO::

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
Stu: Because you need pity. ::opens the door and then sees himself in the reflection:: Self: What?

FCO Lt. Numark says:
:: brings her knees up to her chest and wraps her arms around them as she rocks back and forth mumbling to herself ::

TO Ens. Rocker says:
XO: why are you not working.

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
::shakes his head and taps his temple trying to focus, falling into his chair::

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
::growls angrily, then picks up a disruptor that was hanging over his shoulder and starts shooting wildly into the crowd in Sickbay::

TO Ens. Rocker says:
::yells:: CO: Get out my chair only Captains are allowed to sit there.

CNS Lt.Cmdr. Solaa says:
::turns to the CMO:: CMO: John... am I wearing clothes?

CNS Lt.Cmdr. Solaa says:
::jumps back as Rome starts firing:: Rome: Hey stop that! ::lunges for him::

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
TO: And why are you bossing me around, Ensign?

Stuart MacAllister(Beta) says:
::pounces on the CNS as Rome starts firing::

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
::doesn't understand why he is on this ship around all these weak humans::

TO Ens. Rocker says:
XO: I am the Captain of this ship don't back talk me.

CNS Lt.Cmdr. Solaa says:
::wrestles with the man:: CMO: John! Ugh! 

CMO Lt. Powers says:
::Dives at Rome::

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
TO: Take a look at your collar, Ensign. You have one. little. pip.

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
::hears the TO:: All: Wait, what????

TO Ens. Rocker says:
XO: That's it.

FCO Lt. Numark says:
:: Looks out from behind the console:: Self: No No, can't go out ther without any clothes on... 

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
TO: That's what? ::takes a step forward:: One more word like that and you are going to the Brig, Ensign

Stuart MacAllister (Beta) says:
::stays on top of Solaa and fires back at Rome with an imaginary phaser::

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
::still standing proudly naked:: CO: So......I guess we should scan for something? ::walks over to his console and does a complete internal and short range scan for any anomalies::

TO Ens. Rocker says:
XO: did I stutter get back to work or else.

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
::cries in a high pitch and dives for cover:: Stu: You won't get my latinum!

CMO Lt. Powers says:
::wrestles Rome to the ground and gives him a sedative::

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
TO: No. But I do suggest you keep quiet before I remove that one pip from your collar

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
CMO: Watch the ears! The ears!

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
CSO: I guess so Lieutenant... don't know what though/

FCO Lt. Numark says:
:: Looks about and wonders why she is rocking back and forth behind a console, stands up and gets back to her console :: 

CMO Lt. Powers says:
Rome: I'll cut them off if you don't calm down!

TO Ens. Rocker says:
XO: You will not touch a captain get it or I have to toss you in the brig.

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
::cries so high it shatters glass::

CMO Lt. Powers says:
::pulls Stu off of Ryn:: Sickbay: What is going on here? You are Starfleet officers, try behaving as such!

Cmdr. Rome (Beta) says:
::falls asleep, dreaming of gold pressed latinum::

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
*Security*: Lieutenant Ro'kar to Security, I need a two man escort to take Ensign... ::looks at the man:: This man to the Brig

CNS Lt.Cmdr. Solaa says:
CMO: He attacked me!

CMO Lt. Powers says:
*CO*: There are some very strange things going on down here. I think we might have a problem.

Stuart MacAllister (Beta) says:
CMO: What you talking about Willis? ::does the "Enterprise shimmy" as if the ship had just been hit with a torpedo and shouts:: All: STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!

TO Ens. Rocker says:
XO: how dare you I have you court marshalled for this you hear me I am the Captain of this ship.

CMO Lt. Powers says:
Sickbay: If you lot don't calm down you will miss my performance. ::starts dancing like a ballerina::

CNS Lt.Cmdr. Solaa says:
CMO: What are you doing?

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
CO: My scans don't report anything strange, sir.

CMO Lt. Powers says:
CNS: Isn't it obvious? It's Swan Lake.

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
TO: Final chance, Ensign.

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
CSO: Well something is going on here, you're a funny shade of purple.

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
::looks down:: CO: No, I'm just naked.

TO Ens. Rocker says:
:shakes head what's going on::

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
CSO: Now you're sky-blue pink with yellow dots on. ::shakes his head and turns to the XO:: XO: And what's with the antlers?

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
TO: I'll take that as a no. Ensign you are hereby charged with insubordination and conduct unbecoming of a Starfleet officer, Computer make a note of the time and date

CSO Lt.Cmdr. York says:
CO: Get a hold of yourself Captain! Like you said, we're being made to see things! ::reaches for the shield controls and attempts to raise shields, thinking it might help::

CMO Lt. Powers says:
::finishes his performance and gets very angry when no-one applauds:: CNS: You obviously have no taste.

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
CO: I am not wearing antlers, sir.

TO Ens. Rocker says:
XO: What's going on sir I feel funny

XO Lt. Ro`kar says:
::sighs:: Computer: Belay that request. I'll give him one more chance

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
::shakes his head again:: XO: No, you're right, they're not antlers, they're branches.

CNS Lt.Cmdr. Solaa says:
CMO: What's a swan?

CO Capt. MacAllister says:
::falls to the floor gasping for breath:: All: Will somebody get this elephant off meeeeeeee!!!!

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