Star Trek: A Call To Duty

USS Scimitar NCC-80826 - SD 10901.26

Starring:
												 
Scott Knight		as	[CO] Captain Ethan Michael MacAllister 
			
Andrew James		as	[XO] Commander Thalev Idrani

Einar Sigurðsson                as         	[CSO] Lieutenant York

Anna Menser		as	[CNS] Lieutenant Rynia Solaa
			and	[SO] Ensign Tallis (NPC)

Lewis Little		as	[OPS] Ensign Yor’Kie
			and	[SEC] Jones (NPC)

With Special Guest: 

Cathy Knights		as	Guest Ship Manager
			and	Doctor Cyrano Jones Jr. (NPC)
			and	[TO] Bam’Bee
			
JR Klein			as	[MO] Ens Moss (NPC)
			and	[EO] Smith (NPC)

Absent:

Julie Léger

Rob Lemmens		as	[CMO] Commander Zoran Abmeraz

CJ Short			as	[CIV] Fighter Wing Commander Ensign Sara Sumner

Last time on the Scimitar:

Finally - contact was made with Doctor Cyrano Jones from deep within the belly of the giant tribble. After some arguments, they now set out to try a plan to make the tribble vomit out the swallowed shuttle.

In Sickbay York and MacAllister start working on their own 'cure' and the Counsellor tries to stop herself from breaking down into tears at the sight of her fluffy husband.

Executive Officers Log, 10901.26. I think that we're finally getting somewhere here. We'd better be, because the crew'll be too insane to care soon enough.

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MO Ens Moss says:
::in sickbay with CSO and CO::

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::in sickbay with MO and CSO::

CSO Lt York says:
::strokes his beard.....fur and stares at the console, trying to find something he missed from his bloodsample from the centrifuge::

OPS Ens Yor`KiE says:
::On Bridge::

MO Ens Moss says:
::takes DNA samples from the tribble fur to try and figure out a 'cure'::

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
COM: XO: Um... sir...

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
COM: Cyrano: Um... Yes?

CSO Lt York says:
::sees the Doctor on duty pass by and hands him a PADD on which he wrote 'check on the Captain, he should be awake by now and stopped giving birth'::

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
COM: XO: This...tribble...it’s...moving.... inside.... What did you...you do? Did you actually follow my suggestion?

MO Ens Moss says:
CSO: Um... thank you. ::nods and goes to check on the CO::

CSO Lt York says:
::waves him off, he's busy::

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
COM: Jones: Are you stupid, deaf or stupid? Of course we followed your suggestion. That's what we said.

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::squeaks at the CSO::

ACTION: The CSO's fur starts to turn a slightly pink colour as an effect from the hypospray's mixture.

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
::waiting for the Tribble to start heaving chunks::

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
COM: XO: Oh. My. Scient-

CSO Lt York says:
::types into the console: 'Computer, try injecting a genetic marker to identify tribble DNA and separate from unknown or human DNA and form helixes from the available data'::

CSO Lt York says:
::scratches and sees his fur colour and grunts::

MO Ens Moss says:
::attempts to squeak back at him::

ACTION: The Plantesmal Tribble begins to heave, its sides visibly moving.

CSO Lt York says:
::atleast he's not birthing anymore::

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
OPS: Eugh...

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
OPS: Magnify!

OPS Ens Yor`KiE says:
XO: I guess this is the last mission for us, Sir.

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::frowns at the MO and growls rather insulted by his remark about his nose::

OPS Ens Yor`KiE says:
::Magnifies.::

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
OPS: I'll be damned if a Tribble kills me off.

ACTION: The image of the giant tribble hurling out a shuttle will forever be immortalized on the screen of the Scimitar.

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
OPS: Nice... the starbase crew will love cleaning this...

OPS Ens Yor`KiE says:
XO: Sir, I believe they use contractors for that.

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
OPS: Scan for the shuttle. Is it out?

Computer says:
CSO: Error. Genetic sample is corrupted. Please try again with new samples.

CSO Lt York says:
::growls and angrily kicks the console repeatedly::

ACTION: The computer beeps in almost annoyance at the abuse.

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::picks up a tribble off the floor and throws it at the CSO squeaking at him::

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
*MO*: Bridge to Sickbay, what's the status of our furry crewmembers?

CSO Lt York says:
::looks around and finds a hypo and turns to find the Captain, deflecting a flying tribble and grabs the Captain's arm and takes a blood sample::

OPS Ens Yor`KiE says:
XO: Scanning now. I'm not picking it up on SRS yet.

ACTION: The tribble finishes emptying its stomach, including a shuttle, some asteroids, a probe and some space dust.

MO Ens Moss says:
*XO*: They're, um... alive... though they look a bit unhappy.

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::growls:: CSO: Squeak squeak chirp.

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
OPS: Just how short range do you have them set at? I can see it on the blimin' screen!

OPS Ens Yor`KiE says:
XO: I have it, Sir. 22 metres to port.

CSO Lt York says:
::growls at the Captain and takes the blood vial and places it in the centrifuge::

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
OPS: Good. Tractor it in. Have security greet Cyrano Jones Jr.

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
COM: XO: Hello?! Hello? WHAT just happened??!

MO Ens Moss says:
::is very new at his job and has no idea what to do about the two tribble-people:: Self: Why couldn't I have been an Engineer like Mama wanted?

OPS Ens Yor`KiE says:
XO: It was not out at that time, Sir... Activating tractor beam. ::Brings shuttle to Shuttle Bay 1.::

OPS Ens Yor`KiE says:
*SEC*: Report to shuttle Bay 1 to escort the kindly Doctor.

CSO Lt York says:
::pulls at the MO's arm and makes a drinking motion, getting really thirsty now that the replicator doesn't understand him::

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
COM: Jones: It worked. ::holds on the insult:: Security will escort you to the bridge where you can tell us the shrinkification process for the Tribble.

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::wonders if the MO knows sign language and tries a couple of gestures::

MO Ens Moss says:
::glances at the CSO for a moment, then:: CSO: Ohh, okay. ::gets a glass of water for him::

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
*MO*: Still no progress?

MO Ens Moss says:
::offers one to MacAllister too::

CSO Lt York says:
::takes the glass of water and drinks it all in one sip and wipes the fur around his mouth::

SEC Jones says:
::Reports to shuttle bay.::

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
COM: XO: Security? Um.... OK? Cyrano out.

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::takes the drink and tries signing again::

MO Ens Moss says:
*XO*: Well... no progress yet. 

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
Self: What did he expect? Confetti?

CSO Lt York says:
::the centrifuge beeps and he retrieves the sample and places it on the bioscanner::

ACTION: The computer takes a bit longer to do the analysis since it is now damaged.

SEC Jones says:
::Takes Cyrano to Level One Brig and upends a force field.:: *XO*: Doctor Jones has been placed in security cell 2, Sir.

CSO Lt York says:
::inputs the order again by typing it in::

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
SecJones: Wait?! What are you doing?!?! I need to help my....my... baby.

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
::slaps his head:: *SEC*: Is everyone on this ship completely incompetent? I said BRIDGE not BRIG! BRIIIIIIDGGGGGEEE!

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
SecJones: Yes! Bridge! I can study my dearest specimen a lot better from there.

MO Ens Moss says:
::tries to fix the computer::

SEC Jones says:
*XO*: ::Sighs:: Aye, Sir. ::Takes Jones to Bridge instead.::

CSO Lt York says:
::waits for the blasted computer to mark the different DNAs::

TO Bam’Bee says:
::works quietly at his console::

SEC Jones says:
Cyrano: You will not speak unless spoken to, the Exec is very strict about... guests talking to him. ::Enters Bridge.::

ACTION: The computer finally starts marking the different DNAs.

CSO Lt York says:
Self: Squeak!

MO Ens Moss says:
Self: Hey, that little fuzz ball did it.

CO Capt MacAllister says:
CSO: Squeak chirp?

CSO Lt York says:
CO: Squeaaak! ::points at the console::

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
SecJones: Guest? I am not a guest! I am a scientist.

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
Jones: You. Here. Now!

ACTION: The display on the computer in Sickbay fades to black

SEC Jones says:
Cyrano: That will be decided upon. XO: Doctor Jones to see you, Sir.

CSO Lt York says:
Self: SQUEAK???

MO Ens Moss says:
Computer: Now what?

CO Capt MacAllister says:
CSO: Squeak!

SEC Jones says:
XO: Aye, Sir. ::Steps to XO.::

CSO Lt York says:
::starts typing in an order to transfer the data to the secondary computer consoles::

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
XO: Hi. You are the blue man I talked to earlier. Hello.

MO Ens Moss says:
*XO*: Sickbay to bridge, are your computers working?

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
Jones: You have 10 minutes to tell me how to shrink the Tribble before I destroy it.

Computer says:
MO: Please elaborate.

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
*MO*: Yes, Doctor. Don't tell me you got too much tribble fur in the matrix?

MO Ens Moss says:
Computer: Why did the screen just go black?

SEC Jones says:
XO: That's his job, and if not, I'll take him back to maximum security. ::Smirks.::

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
XO: NO! Um... wait... ::thinks:: I...I think a device that capable of emitting an anti-proton radiation beam or something... yes, that might work... it can target the mutated DNA.

Computer says:
MO: Please elaborate.

CSO Lt York says:
::transfers the data to the nurses station::

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
Jones: I am listening. In the meantime... ::turns to the TO:: TO: Bring weapons online.

OPS Ens Yor`KiE says:
::Aimlessly taps at OPS panel awaiting further instructions... Like shooting the giant Tribble.::

MO Ens Moss says:
::It's his turn to kick the computer:: Where's a Science Officer when you need one?!

TO Bam’Bee says:
XO: Yes sir.

CSO Lt York says:
::turns to the MO and points at himself::

MO Ens Moss says:
::looks at York's personnel file: Self: ... well, crap.

ACTION: The ship powers to red alert, the klaxons dimming to a dark red.

OPS Ens Yor`KiE says:
XO: The doctor is working on something similar in sickbay, I believe. Perhaps they could... work together.

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::looks around and taps his com badge:: *XO*: Squeak?!

CSO Lt York says:
::activates the nurses console and tries to retrieve the DNA data::

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
XO: Weapons?! No... don't hurt it! ::starts to move forward to the XO::

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
Jones: 9 minutes, 45 seconds.

ACTION: The screen at the nurse's station comes to life and starts streaming the data again.

CSO Lt York says:
CO: Squeaky!

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
*CO*: Yes Captain Tribble?

CO Capt MacAllister says:
CSO: Chirp?

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::frowns:: *XO*: Squeaky squeak!

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
XO: I told you. A device that can emit an anti-proton radiation burst! That will shrink the tribble, you can beam it aboard that way.

MO Ens Moss says:
::goes over to the nurse's station::

SEC Jones says:
::Readies energy hand cuffs.::

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
*CO*: Yeah... the Squeak... Mouse... Ahuh...

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
::points to the Science console and looks at Jones::

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::tries to use small words:: *XO*: Squeak chirp squeak SQUEAK?!?!?!

CSO Lt York says:
::drags the MO over and points at the two DNA helixes on the console, and then makes a humming noise and tries to act like he's being transported::

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
XO: Oh. Sure. ::Runs up to the console and begins furiously typing::

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::hears the CSO humming and gesturing and squeaks with laughter::

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
SEC: Watch over him. The first sign of anything other than what he said, tell me so I can fire on the ...Lucy.

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
XO: If you link this data to...to your...um... big dish thing? What is it called?

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
Jones: De-flec-tor deeeesh.

CSO Lt York says:
MO: Squeak......hmmmmmmmm. ::points at the DNA helixes again and the corridor leading outside::

MO Ens Moss says:
CSO: What? You want me to transport you somewhere?

MO Ens Moss says:
::scratches his head::

CSO Lt York says:
::nods eagerly and points at him, the CO and the DNA data::

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
*CO*: Sorry, you sound like a Cardassian vole in mating season.

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
XO: Yes! That thing. You can emit a beam from that... just a few more minutes... please... don't hurt her... she is my life's work.

MO Ens Moss says:
CSO: Where to? ::points over to the nearby systems display::

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::pulls off his combadge and throws it hard at an unsuspecting tribble::

CSO Lt York says:
::grunts and puts a data chip into the console and records the data on to it, then takes the MO's hand and waves the CO to follow them outside::

ACTION: The tribble grabs the commbadge and growls protectively at any of its siblings if they get close.

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::raises what he can only assume is an eyebrow at teh CSO and follows::

MO Ens Moss says:
::follows the CSO::

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
XO: There! Done. How do I transfer this data to your tactical console?

CSO Lt York says:
::Starts running down the hall, the CO and MO following and leads them to the Transporter room::

MO Ens Moss says:
CSO: I'm just a doctor, I don't know how to work a transporter...

CSO Lt York says:
::walks in and points at the Transporter mechanic and the MO and hands the MO the data chip and points eagerly at the man::

CNS Lt Solaa says:
::looks as everyone rushes by:: Self: Well they were in a hurry...

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
Jones: YOU can't. TO: You can. Do it.

MO Ens Moss says:
CSO: Oh... ::Nods and gives the datachip to the EO::

CNS Lt Solaa says:
::gets up and sighs again; she barely heard that they were going to the transporter room and follows them there::

TO Bam’Bee says:
XO: Aye sir. ::transfers the programming to his console:: Checking the data now.

CSO Lt York says:
::takes a PADD from the desk and types 'seperate DNA in the buffer using biohazard protocols!'::

CSO Lt York says:
::starts jumping up and down in anticipation::

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::hopes the CSO knows what he's doing::

CSO Lt York says:
::has no idea if this will work::

ACTION: The computer in the transporter room displays 'Please standby' sign.

CSO Lt York says:
::rushes the CO onto one of the transporter padds::

EO Smith says:
::takes the PADD:: CSO/CO: Ok, let's hope this works... ::warms up the transporter::

TO Bam’Bee says:
XO: Looks like it might work... shall I incorporate it into our programs?

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::tries not to fall over and waves a balled hairy fist at the CSO for dragging him::

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
TO: Of course it will work ::rolls eyes and watches the XO expectedly::

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
TO: If you're sure it'll work. Jones: If it doesn't, say good bye to Lucy because I won't risk something else going wrong.

EO Smith says:
Computer: Separate DNA, biohazard protocols. Self: If this doesn't work, the transporter will take weeks to fix...

CSO Lt York says:
::smiles at Ryn and gives them all a thumbs up::

ACTION: The transporter activates, the CSO and CO disappearing in a beam of light.

TO Bam’Bee says:
XO: Firing now, sir.

ACTION: The modified anti-proton radiation-like beam lances out towards 'Lucy' and remains trained on 'her' for a while.

EO Smith says:
Computer: Ok, isolate the Tribble DNA into the buffer.

CNS Lt Solaa says:
::has no idea what's going on, but is hoping that something is going to go right::

Computer says:
EO: Beginning process... standby.

ACTION: 'Lucy' begins to shrink, the beam is working!

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::thinks:: Self: I wonder if there will be.... cake?

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
XO: Hurray! See! It’s working!!!

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
Jones: It's not over until the little Tribble squeaks.

Computer says:
EO: Error, some strands of the DNA cannot be isolated. Additional samples required.

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
::watches through the view screen:: Jones: How did you make a tribble survive in space?

MO Ens Moss says:
::quickly grabs more tribbles and stuffs them onto the bioscanner::

EO Smith says:
Computer: That'd better be enough.

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
XO: That, was a brilliant work of DNA work - a long story though.

Computer says:
EO: Analyzing new data.... standby... warning, transporter buffer cannot be sustained for long periods of time.

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
Jones: You can tell it to me in... 4 minutes. Then you'll never get that chance again.

EO Smith says:
Computer: I know, just sustain it as long as you can, dammit!

ACTION: The tribble has shrunk to the height of a standard Earth born human.

Computer says:
EO: Analysis complete. Re-trying, standby.

MO Ens Moss says:
Computer: Quickly, if you please!

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
TO: Beam the Tribble into quarantine.

TO Bam’Bee:
XO: Hold on, sir, there is someone using the transporter buffer for some serious stuff.

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
TO: Then use the OTHER one.

TO Bam’Bee says:
XO: Yes sir.

ACTION: The CSO and CO beam back onto the transporter plate, tribble free. A large tribble appears next to them and seems to 'look' at them.

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
XO: Where?! Where did you put Lucy? ::looks at him panicking::

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::kicks the tribble::

CSO York says:
::collapses, his body weak from losing almost all of it's nutrients:: Self: Bloody hell.

MO Ens Moss says:
*XO*: Moss to Bridge... they're back to normal. I'm taking them to sickbay now.

CSO York says:
Self: Wait...what....I CAN TALK!

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
*MO*: Normal... the overstatement of the year. They've never been normal as long as I have known them.

CNS Lt Solaa says:
::screams:: CSO: OHMYGOD!! You did it!!

CO Capt MacAllister says:
CSO: Well would you shut up a minute? I'm trying to think.

CSO York says:
::laughs:: CNS: I'm brilliant babe!

CSO York says:
CO: Oh stuff it.

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
*CO*: So you can talk now, huh.

CO Capt MacAllister says:
*XO*: Did we get Jones?

MO Ens Moss says:
Self: Credit where credit is due, I'm sure. ::grumbles and walks off dejectedly::

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
*CO*: Yes he's on the bridge and then he's going to the brig.

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
::tries to creep out of the Bridge:: Aloud: Need to see my baby.

CSO York says:
MO: Doc!

MO Ens Moss says:
CSO: Yes sir?

CO Capt MacAllister says:
*XO*: Have security escort him to my ready room and keep him there I'll be up in a minute.

CO Capt MacAllister says:
CSO: York!

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
SEC: Hold him. Jones: You nut.

ACTION: The tribble next to the two officers starts to move away a little, squeaking as it does so.

CSO York says:
MO: Great job, doctor. Couldn't have done it without you. ::turns to Ryn:: CNS: Or you. ::smiles::

CSO York says:
CO: WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW YOU SQUEAKY THING? THROW MORE TRIBBLES AT ME?

SEC Jones says:
::grabs Jones roughly::

CNS Lt Solaa says:
::laughs at the CSO::

Cyrano Jones Jr says:
XO: Wait! I helped you. I saved you!

MO Ens Moss says:
CO/CSO: Thank you, sirs. Let's get you something to eat. ::takes them to the nearest replicator::

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
Jones: You are under arrest...bla bla blabatty bla... non approved scientific experiments... bla bla ::waves for him to be taken away to the Ready Room::

CO Capt MacAllister says:
CSO: Work with Security teams, find any and all tribbles on this ship and terminate with extreme prejudice... then I want a full report about how you got us turned into tribbles on my desk ASAP. ::storms out and heads for a turbolift::

ACTION: Cyrano Jones can be heard shouting about 'Lucy' and 'near genetic perfection' as he is escorted to the Ready Room.

CSO York says:
CO: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.....I SAVED US!!!! ::grunts and mumbles:: .....twit.

MO Ens Moss says:
Computer: Steak, medium well. ::grins at York:: CSO: Hungry?

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::quickly arrives on the bridge and storms straight across it to his ready room::

CSO York says:
::takes Ryn's hand:: MO: Oh yes. Some red wine also?

CNS Lt Solaa says:
::hugs the CSO:: CSO: I'm so glad you're not furry anymore... and that colour was AWFUL!

XO Cmdr Idrani says:
CO: Squeak...

CSO York says:
::hugs her tightly::

MO Ens Moss says:
::nods and asks the computer for some red wine::

CO Capt MacAllister says:
::pauses to glare at the XO::

<<<<<<<<<<End Mission >>>>>>>>>>

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