USS DON JOHNSON
MISSION TRANSCRIPT  10305.22

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CSO_Adrel says:
@::sees a medical tricorder, takes it and scans the CMO::

Host XO_Webster says:
@::sitting, trying not to scratch::

OPS_Jankara says:
@::scanning another statue::

CMO_Mahl says:
@::Looks at the CSO, thinks she is a waiter, and orders dinner::

Host Captain_Grift says:
::awaiting the computer's analysis on the finger.::

OPS_Jankara says:
@*CO* Any luck with the information we've already sent over Sir?

CMO_Mahl says:
@CSO: You know, I am the entertainment tonight.  I am going to play the tuba for everyone.

CSO_Adrel says:
@CMO: If the readings are right... Can I ask you to remove the top of your uniform, ensign? I need to see something.

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@::waits for the XO to contact the Captain of the DJ::

CMO_Mahl says:
@::thinks for a moment:: CSO: I am a musician, not a stripper!

CSO_Adrel says:
@::confused:: CMO: No time to argue! Tonight, you'll be a half naked musician... come on!

CMO_Mahl says:
@::Tries to move his arms, but they are stiff::

OPS_Jankara says:
@::checks the readings on her tricorder carefully::

CMO_Mahl says:
@CSO: Umm, for some reason, my arms wont work.

Host Captain_Grift says:
*OPS*: The Computer is still analyzing the information. I don't have anything yet.

CSO_Adrel says:
@CMO: Sorry... forgot about the arms... let me help you. ::takes a deep breath, knowing she could get infected. approaches the CMO and begins to removes the top of his uniform::

Host XO_Webster says:
@::tapping her finger on the console, waiting for a response::

OPS_Jankara says:
@*CO* Understood Sir.  I was just being hopeful. ::moves on down the hall::

CMO_Mahl says:
@::suddenly switches mental thoughts and ideas:: CSO: But MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I don't want to change my clothes now!  I just put these on last week.

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@XO: Well, is that Captain of yours going to answer you Commander?

CSO_Adrel says:
@::plays along::  CMO: But we have to ... sweetie? ::decides it's too long and rips his shirt around the belly area::

CSO_Adrel says:
@::takes a few steps and nods::

CMO_Mahl says:
@CSO: Oh alright.  But can I put my cowboy outfit on?

SXO_Rocks says:
@::Sits beside the XO, watching her with a grin on his face::

CSO_Adrel says:
@*CO*: Captain, this is LtCmdr Adrel. I think I've found a cure, sir.

Host XO_Webster says:
@::turns to see the SXO grinning maniacally::

Host Captain_Grift says:
*CSO*: Go ahead.

CSO_Adrel says:
@*CO*: Ens Mahl is a joined Trill. The Symbiont isn't infected. the CMO's skin isn't red near    the symbiont.

SXO_Rocks says:
@XO: Don't look at me like that...::Shakes his head::  Did you call your captain yet?

OPS_Jankara says:
@*CSO* Ma'am, I'm finding no new readings as of yet.

CMO_Mahl says:
@::Begins singing..."One little, two little, three little indians...::
CSO_Adrel says:
@*OPS*: Come join us in sickbay please, I will need your assistance.

Host XO_Webster says:
@SXO: Short attention span, have you?  I contacted him.  No response yet.  ::mimics her call to Grift:: Jog your memory now?

Host Captain_Grift says:
*CSO*: But what is causing the resistance to the rash?

CMO_Mahl says:
@CSO: You know what, mom? I really don’t like that song.  I am going to sing something else.

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@::re enters her office and looks out over C&C::

SXO_Rocks says:
@::Shrugs:: XO: yes, yes...::Grumbles under his breath::

OPS_Jankara says:
@*CSO* Aye Ma'am. ::is glad to no longer be alone and nearly runs back to sickbay::

CSO_Adrel says:
@*CO*: I believe that the exoskeleton tissue of the symbiont may be effective against the rash. I will try to make a cure out of it. I should be able to save at least the symbiont.

CMO_Mahl says:
@::Changes his song to..."this is the longest song in the world, it just goes on and on and on and on, it never end, when you think it is over, you just add more words to the end, and keep on singing and singing, over and over and over...::

SXO_Rocks says:
@XO: Call him again...now

CSO_Adrel says:
@CMO: Son, please lay down on a bed. ::motions quickly waiting for the CO to respond::

Host XO_Webster says:
@::bursts into laughter but then feels her mouth begin to tighten up:: SXO: Sure, sure ::comes out shoor shoor::

Host Captain_Grift says:
*CSO*: Good work. Keep me posted on the cure.

CMO_Mahl says:
@CSO: Aww mom! I ain’t even tired!

CSO_Adrel says:
@*CO*: Aye.

CSO_Adrel says:
@CMO: Mommy needs to check something, sweetie. ::looks for a T-Cell stimulator::

SXO_Rocks says:
@::Smacks the XO in the back of the head:: XO: Don't laugh at me...never laugh at me ::Glares::  now call him again

CMO_Mahl says:
@CSO: Oh alright. ::lays down::

OPS_Jankara says:
@::enters sickbay and sees the CMO shirtless:: CSO: Having fun in here?

CSO_Adrel says:
@CMO: Good boy.

Host XO_Webster says:
@::shakes with laughter, but no sound is coming out:: SXO: You meed a shwink ::words getting very slurred::

CSO_Adrel says:
@OPS: Please, don't touch him. I already did. We are going to make a cure here. Please hand me a protodynoplaser.

CSO_Adrel says:
@::puts the T-Cells stimulator on the CMO ::

OPS_Jankara says:
@::swallows hard and turns to the tray, hoping she chooses the right instrument::

OPS_Jankara says:
@::picks a tool up:: CSO: This Ma'am?

CSO_Adrel says:
@OPS: That's not it, but we'll need that later. It's the other one... ::points::

Host XO_Webster says:
@::taps the comm. button:: *CO*: Capwin, wis wis 'ster.

SXO_Rocks says:
@::Pulls her hair back hard:: XO: No, what I need is for you to try to call your captain again...::Pushes her into the  console::

OPS_Jankara says:
@::blushes and switches tools:: CSO: Here Ma'am.

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@::sees the DJ XO at the comm. console and tries to get her own XO's attention by waving::

CSO_Adrel says:
@::takes the tool:: CMO: It's going to be alright, son. Mommy is going to put this on you to check on your arms okay?

Host Captain_Grift says:
*XO*: Who is this?

Host XO_Webster says:
@::ignores the SXO:: *CO*: 'ir, 'is 'ster.

CMO_Mahl says:
@CSO: What is it?

CSO_Adrel says:
@::as she places the protodynoplaser:: CMO: It's a toy to help me see why your arms don't move.

Host Captain_Grift says:
*XO*: Well, Mr. Rister. May I ask where you are contacting me from?

SXO_Rocks says:
@XO: that’s not good enough...speak clearer... ::Sees the SCO:: SCO: yes sir..?

CSO_Adrel says:
@::turns to OPS:: OPS: I want you to stay by his side, and play the big sister or something while I perform the ... well... I won't say it out loud.

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@::motions for Rocks to come up to her office::

CMO_Mahl says:
@CSO: Good, because I don't like it when my arms don’t work.  Oh, I have an itch on my big toe.  can you scratch it for me?

Host XO_Webster says:
@*CO*: 'Ir! M'ot 'ster.  'ster!

OPS_Jankara says:
@::wishes she had a video recorder to show this to the CMO after he's better::

CSO_Adrel says:
@::nods and scratches the toe:: CMO: Now sweetie... mommy will give you something to help calm you down.

CMO_Mahl says:
@CSO: Can I go out and play when we are done here?

Host Captain_Grift says:
*XO*: Monster?

SXO_Rocks says:
@::Rolls her eyes:: Guard: Watch her...she moves...shoot her ::Gets up and stomps to the SCO office::

CSO_Adrel says:
@::takes an hypospray, checks it, and injects the CMO::

CMO_Mahl says:
@::begins to calm down::

Host XO_Webster says:
@::holds up her hand, just to test the guard, while talking with Grift:: *CO*: 'ster? 'ere?
Host Captain_Grift says:
Computer: Is the universal translator functioning properly?

CSO_Adrel says:
@::doesn't answer the CMO's question and takes the laser scalpel:: OPS: Get me that tube there....

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@<Guard>SXO_Rocks: I'll keep an eye on her alright. ::leans forward and rubs his phaser on the XO's cheek:: XO: Get him down here!

Host Captain_Grift says:
<Computer>CO: Affirmative.

Host XO_Webster says:
@;;sighs as he scratches her cheek:: Guard: 'anks.

SXO_Rocks says:
SCO: What is it? she’s not co operating..

OPS_Jankara says:
@::scans the CMO again::

CSO_Adrel says:
@CMO: Sweetie, mommy needs to you to count the number of tiles on the ceiling for a while. You and your... sister... can have a little competition. okay?

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@SXO_Rocks: What is going on? Did she contact her Captain yet?

Host XO_Webster says:
@::feels like her mouth won't move at all now and the paralysis is spreading quickly::

Host Captain_Grift says:
Computer: Identify the source of the comm. transmission.

SXO_Rocks says:
@SCO: She did...but she is acting up..  now she’s slurring, and not making sense

CMO_Mahl says:
@CSO: Oh, I don't like playing games with her.  She always cheats.

Host Captain_Grift says:
<Computer>CO: The transmission is originating from Lt. Webster's comm. badge.

CSO_Adrel says:
@CMO: She won't cheat, okay.

CMO_Mahl says:
@CSO: Promise?

Host XO_Webster says:
@*CO*: 'ir?

CSO_Adrel says:
@::looks at the OPS so she promises::

Host Captain_Grift says:
::startled by the computers response.:: *XO*: Webster?

OPS_Jankara says:
@CMO: I do not cheat! ::resists the urge to add "I'm just better than you"::

Host XO_Webster says:
@::jumps out of her chair as the CO understands:: *CO*: 'es!!!!

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@<Guard>::plays with the XO's hair:: XO: Get him down here now or suffer Jinxx's wrath! ::grins and steps back::

CMO_Mahl says:
@CSO: Ok. I will play.

CSO_Adrel says:
@CMO/OPS: Okay, you two. Now count the tiles for mommy.

CMO_Mahl says:
@::Begins to count tiles::

CSO_Adrel says:
@::uses the laser scalpel and makes a cut near the symbiont::

Host Captain_Grift says:
*XO*: I can't hear you clearly...

OPS_Jankara says:
@::starts  counting slowly but watches the CSO for further instructions::

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@SXO_Rocks: We need to get the Captain here and soon. Go back and work on her.

Host XO_Webster says:
@*CO*: Aww wo wir.  Wam wing wubble walking.

SXO_Rocks says:
@SCO: Why can't we just beam him here?

CMO_Mahl says:
@::suddenly changes his mental state once again::

Host Captain_Grift says:
::strains to understand:: *XO*:  Wings, rubble, walking? I don't understand.

CSO_Adrel says:
@::puts the scalpel down, takes the tube and takes a small sample of exoskeleton tissue from around the symbiont::

Host XO_Webster says:
@::Sighs and turns to the guard and shrugs::
CSO_Adrel says:
@OPS: You ever done MED, Ensign?

OPS_Jankara says:
@CSO: Well, I had to help dissect a Borg when I served on the Cherokee, does that count?

CMO_Mahl says:
@::Begins reciting an old speech:: ALL: Four score and seven years ago, Our founding fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation.....::

CSO_Adrel says:
@OPS: Close the CMO up. Good luck. Time for me to make a cure. Let's hope it works. Try not to touch him, though.

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@SXO_Rocks: good idea. Check and see if you can find their codes and get their shields down.

CSO_Adrel says:
@::takes the tube and goes in the SB CMO's office::

SXO_Rocks says:
@::Nods:: SCO: Can I go keep the XO "company" while I try..?

OPS_Jankara says:
@CSO: Aye Ma'am. ::moves up beside the CMO::

Host XO_Webster says:
@::begins tapping on her console in a strange rhythm::

CSO_Adrel says:
@::sees the SB CMO is a statue, moves aside and puts the tube in a tray::

CMO_Mahl says:
@::suddenly changes his mental state once again::

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@SXO_Rocks: Of course, but hurry I don't trust that woman.

SXO_Rocks says:
@::Moves quickly back to the XO:: XO: miss me?

OPS_Jankara says:
@::slowly begins to close the wound::

CMO_Mahl says:
@::Looks up at OPS:: OPS: Whatcha gonna do when the Hulkster runs wild on you!?

Host XO_Webster says:
@::turns to eye the SXO:: SXO: 'er wu won?

SXO_Rocks says:
@::Scans to see the status of the DJ's shields::

CSO_Adrel says:
@::goes back outside the office to find genericillian in order to mix pieces of the tissue she collected with the antibiotic to make the cure::

OPS_Jankara says:
@CMO: I'll duck. ::continues her work::

Host Captain_Grift says:
::hears a strange but somewhat familiar tapping sound over the comm.:: Computer: Identify the tapping...

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@<Guard>SXO: She's acting strange, but I can knock it out of her if you like. ::sneers and licks his lips::

SXO_Rocks says:
@Guard: if she touches the console again...shoot her in the arm...if she does it again, then shoot the other arm

CSO_Adrel says:
@*CO*: I have extracted the tissue needed for the cure and am beginning to make it. I will test it on myself, the CMO and OPS. If it works, we would need a way to maybe send the cure via the air tubes so it cures everyone fast....

OPS_Jankara says:
@::turns the regenerator to the next setting:: CMO: You Trills have thick skin.

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@<Guard>SXO: Smart plan sir.

Host XO_Webster says:
@SXO: Wat wid ah wo?

CMO_Mahl says:
@OPS: Try G'ak.  Its not as thick.

OPS_Jankara says:
@CMO: G'ak?

SXO_Rocks says:
@XO: Now, how do I get the DJ's shields down..

Host Captain_Grift says:
*CSO*: Work as fast as you can, I'm not sure how much longer the XO can hold out, she sounds bad.

CMO_Mahl says:
@OPS: Something stuck in your throat?

Host XO_Webster says:
@::can't help it, bursts into more laughter:: SXO: Waaa, white, was wif wa well wu.

CMO_Mahl says:
@OPS: Sounds like you are coughing up a hairball.

OPS_Jankara says:
@CMO: Oh, so I'm Caitian now?

CSO_Adrel says:
@*CO*: The XO is infected too? Will do sir, it shouldn't take long. But if you could find a way to administer it to all the SB, it would be of great help.

SXO_Rocks says:
@Guard: Shoot her in the leg...XO: Tell me, and tell me so I can under stand you.

CSO_Adrel says:
@::takes the genericillian a few hyposprays and goes back in the office::

OPS_Jankara says:
@::finishes with the regenerator and sets it back on the tray::

CMO_Mahl says:
@OPS: Nice to meet you, Caitian, I am Barney.

Host Captain_Grift says:
<Computer> CO: The tapping is a form of communication used on early earth vessels before voice communication over long distances was available.

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
ACTION: The guard shoots the XO in the leg.

CMO_Mahl says:
@::begins to sing:: ALL: "I love you, you love me, we're a great big fa..mi...ly"::

CSO_Adrel says:
@::mixes the tissue with the antibiotic::

Host Captain_Grift says:
Computer: Well, can you translate?

Host XO_Webster says:
@::passes out from the stun setting::

SXO_Rocks says:
@::Pokes the XO:: Guard: go and get me something to wake her up...now

OPS_Jankara says:
@::leans over and grabs the CMO by the neck:: CMO: Listen!  I don't love you.  You aren't purple.  So shut up before I hang you from a tree!  Okay?

Host Captain_Grift says:
<Computer>: The translation comes across as the following: 'Don't come on the station.  They want you for some nefarious reason.' The message then repeats.

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@<Guard>::nods and heads off to find some water::

CMO_Mahl says:
@::begins to cry:: CSO: MOM!  She is being mean to me!

CSO_Adrel says:
@::puts a bit of the cure in a hypospray and uses it on herself than goes out of the office::

SXO_Rocks says:
@::Grabs the XO, and pulls her up:: XO: Waky waky..::  Slaps her a few time::

CSO_Adrel says:
@CMO: Here, here sweetie... ::looks at the OPS with the "let's hope this works" look and uses the hypospray on the CMO::

Host XO_Webster says:
@::head lolls back and forth on her shoulders but doesn't wake up::

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@<Guard>::comes back with a glass of water:: SXO_Rocks: Here you go sir. ::hands him the water::

OPS_Jankara says:
@CMO: That's because you are so........CSO: Thank God. ::backs up::

CSO_Adrel says:
@CMO: Good boy... so how many tiles did you count?

CMO_Mahl says:
@OPS: I wish mom never had you.

SXO_Rocks says:
@::Has a sip of the water, and throws the rest in the face of the XO::

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
ACTION: The CMO goes into seizures as the hypo enters his body.

CMO_Mahl says:
@::eyes roll up into his head, and suddenly begins to seize::

Host XO_Webster says:
@::doesn't realize someone has thrown water on her face; still out::

OPS_Jankara says:
@CSO: What was in that thing?

CSO_Adrel says:
@::puts the hypospray on the table and scans the CMO with the MED tricorder::

SXO_Rocks says:

@::Begins to shake the XO very violenly::  XO:Wake up damit...Guard: help me out here

CSO_Adrel says:
@OPS: The cure... The seizures may be a side effect of the cure working... let's hope.

Host Captain_Grift says:
Aloud: Well, that kinda limits my options from just sitting here to just sitting here...

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
ACTION: The CMO seems to have difficulty in breathing for a few moments and then calms down.

Host XO_Webster says:
@::begins to come to, eyes fluttering a bit::

SXO_Rocks says:
@XO: Welcome back sunshine ::grins::

OPS_Jankara says:
@::watches the CMO's "stone arms" carefully::

CSO_Adrel says:
@::looks at OPS than CMO:: ALL: Did it work? ::approaches slowly the CMO::

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@<Guard>:;shakes the XO and pulls her to her feet::  XO: Get up!

CMO_Mahl says:
@::gasps for air, then slowly calms down, breath coming more easily::

Host XO_Webster says:
@SXO: Wo' Wa'?

SXO_Rocks says:
@::Slaps the XO:: XO: Speak properly..

CMO_Mahl says:
@::lays there, calm.  breathing nice and easily::

Host XO_Webster says:
@::feet are very weak and almost falls back to the seat:: SXO: Wa Wam!

CSO_Adrel says:
@::sighs of relief:: OPS: Do you see what I see? The red spots are beginning to go away...

SXO_Rocks says:
@::Slaps her again:: XO: now, now...I can do this all day..

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
ACTION: The CMO's spots seem to be fading.

Host XO_Webster says:
@::nods:: SXO: Wo 'k

CMO_Mahl says:
@::slowly opens his eyes and looks from the CSO to OPS::

OPS_Jankara says:
@CSO: It's working? ::grabs her tricorder::

SXO_Rocks says:
@XO : I can't hear you precious...speak up

CSO_Adrel says:
@*CO*: We've got the cure. We just need the way to administer it.

CMO_Mahl says:
@OPS/CSO: What am I doing here?

CSO_Adrel says:
@::takes the hypospray and looks at OPS:: OPS: In case.... ::uses the hypospray on OPS::

Host XO_Webster says:
@::thinks the SXO must be a moron if she doesn't know what is happening; points to her mouth, which isn't moving:: SXO: 'ook!

Host Captain_Grift says:
*CSO*: Any suggestions?

CSO_Adrel says:
@CMO: Remain on the bed, Ens.

CMO_Mahl says:
@CSO: Trust me, I have no strength to move, even if I wanted to.

OPS_Jankara says:
@CMO: Acting like a small child actually. ::grins::

SXO_Rocks says:
@XO: Look at what? I didn't hit you that hard..

OPS_Jankara says:
@CSO: Should we try to get to the XO Ma'am?

CMO_Mahl says:
@::looks confused at OPS::

Host XO_Webster says:
@::tries to move mouth, to show the SXO::

CSO_Adrel says:
@*CO*: Air conduits? It's it liquid form right now, but I don't think it takes much to cure someone.... We need to get it to the XO fast though.

CMO_Mahl says:
@OPS: Should I ask?

OPS_Jankara says:
@CMO: Don't worry.  I'll tell you all about it when we get to the ship.

SXO_Rocks says:
@::Grabs her jaw and takes a look:: XO: there is nothing wrong..

OPS_Jankara says:
@CMO: It's something to tell your grandkids about.  Or at least a story for the symbiont to enjoy for years to come.

CMO_Mahl says:
@OPS: If I ever get to the ship.  You never did tell me why I couldn’t go aboard.

Host Captain_Grift says:
*CSO*: Can you gain access to the environmental controls to administer it?

CSO_Adrel says:
@*CO*: I guess I can. Can you tell me where they are located? I'll go myself. I'll send OPS to the brig to administer it to the XO if you accept.

CMO_Mahl says:
@OPS: I am so thirsty for an old fashioned Vanilla milkshake.

Host SCO_Jinxx says:
@::paces in her office wondering where Rocks and that pesky woman are::

Host XO_Webster says:
@::before she can stop the word from coming out:: SXO: Mowon!

Host Captain_Grift says:
::quickly pulls up a schematic of the station.:: *CSO*: The nearest ones to you are on deck 25 section 67.

OPS_Jankara says:
@CMO: Well you were contagious with that rash for one thing.  The rest I'll explain later.

SXO_Rocks says:
@::Back hands the XO, and throws her to the ground:: XO: tisk, tisk

CSO_Adrel says:
@*CO*: So, I'll go there. OPS will try to administer the cure to Cmdr Webster, and Ens Mahl will remain in sickbay until further notice.

OPS_Jankara says:
@::stashes her tricorder and pulls a phaser for the brig::

CMO_Mahl says:
@OPS: Sounds good.  I'll pick you up at 2000 hours. ::grins::

Host Captain_Grift says:
*CSO*: Understood, keep me posted.

CSO_Adrel says:
@OPS: There should be enough left for one person in the hypospray.

OPS_Jankara says:
@OPS: Smart Alec.  You go to sleep.  I have an XO to help. ::slaps him on the arm and walks to the sickbay door with the hypo in hand::

OPS_Jankara says:
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