Host SM-Trish says:
USS Cherokee 10704.01 Investigations Part 8

Starring 
Trish Yarborough as SM and VortaGalla and Quirk
Steve Weller as CO Tio Ayidee and Ferengi Barrister_Unteresser
Mark Haslam as CTO Mark Hazzard
Dawn Freeman as OPS Kyleigh Nash
Zach Farland as CNS_Wells 

Absent 
Brandon Mitcham as XO Trent D. Worthington III 

Host CO_Ayidee says:
Ship's Log, Stardate 10704.01.  The Cherokee has boarded a vessel suspected of abducting a Changeling, a Founder from the Dominion.  Our teams are now working with the Dominion teams to attempt to locate the Founder, which may have been taken to recover a Bounty placed on it's pseudo-pods.

Host Quirk says:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Begin Mission >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@::On bridge.::  OPS: Contact the incoming ship, warn them that this is an official investigation of a potential Crime Scene and warn them off.

Host Quirk says:
::grinning at the CTO, knowing he can't find what he is looking for::

OPS_Nash says:
@CO:  Aye sir.

Host Quirk says:
CTO:  Would you like to join the game?

CNS_Wells says:
@::On his way back to the bridge after checking on Kilbrowski in Sickbay::

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
:: looks at Quirk with a familiar grin. :: Quirk: I actually have a better idea.  :: looks at the pot and starts to get an idea. :: Quirk: Double or nothing.

Host Quirk says:
CTO:  Double or nothing what? ::suspicious::  The game?

OPS_Nash says:
@COM:  Incoming Vessel:  I implore you to stop as you are venturing into an official investigation of a potential crime scene.  Should you fail to heed this warning, you will be arrested without warning.

CNS_Wells says:
@::Exits off Turbolift and takes his usual place:: CO: Lieutenant Kilbrowski will be just fine, Sir. I miss anything?

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
Quirk: Nothing so juvenile, Dom-Jot is too random, and you strike me as a man who enjoys a true gambling challenge.

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@CNS: Uncertain, we've got another ship coming in, we're looking to see who they are and if they are connected to the Ferengi.

Host Quirk says:
ACTION:  The Jem’Hadar scan the room but cannot detect if the Founder is there.

Host Quirk says:
CTO:  Yes I do, however, you will need to explain exactly what you mean.  I wasn't born on Ferenginar yesterday you know.

Host Quirk says:
::tosses a coin out and wins the round::  CTO:  I am hot today, sure you want to play against me?  ::rubs hands together, there is a sucker born every day;:

CNS_Wells says:
@CO: I see, are we going to hail the incoming ship, Sir?  See what they want?

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
Quirk: Well, it goes a little something like this.  We both have something the other wants.  You have information, I have cold, hard Latinum.  One game...all or nothing.  What do you say?  You game?  Or perhaps you’re afraid you'll look bad in front of the guys ?

Host Barrister_Unteresser  says:
#COM: Cherokee: This is Barrister Unteresser, and I know what the ship before me is.  They are my clients, after all, and I'm here to ensure they are well represented.

Host Quirk says:
::sniffs::  CTO:  And exactly WHAT is it you want?

OPS_Nash says:
@CNS:  I already hailed them, I was waiting for their response.

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
:: peers down into the Ferengi's beady little eyes :: Quirk: The Founder.

CNS_Wells says:
@OPS: I guess we have our reply. They’re space lawyers. ::Smiles::

Host Quirk says:
CTO:  The what?  Never heard of the thing.  Got to do better than that to win any money from me.

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
:: takes out his PADD and brings up the total amount in his savings from his career in Starfleet, converting it into a total amount of Latinum, showing the number on his PADD. :: Quirk: Really?  And does this private and totally exclusive amount seem to jog your memory?

Host Quirk says:
::gulps when he see the amount;:

Host Quirk says:
::does some quick thinking.  If he loses, not only will he lose their valuable cargo, but he will never be able to ship anywhere again::

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
::Smiles:: Quirk: Because, as we all know, the daemon is responsible for that cargo.  And if anyone gets blamed for it, its going to be him.  I mean, no one here would be willing to risk losing their career for one Daemon, now would they? :: turns to include the rest of the Ferengi's into the conversation.::

OPS_Nash says:
@COM:  Barrister:  Stand by.

OPS_Nash says:
@CO:  Sir,  recommendations on how to respond to him?

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@OPS: Put him on screen, this isn't going to be fun.

Host Quirk says:
ACTION:  The sparks in the eyes of the Ferengi at the mention of the daemon being blamed and not them, might just turn the tide.

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@*CTO/ XO*: Be warned, a Barrister is coming to ensure the Ferengi's rights are being respected, he could arrive very soon.

OPS_Nash says:
@CO:  Acknowledged, on screen.

CNS_Wells says:
@::Readies to listen::

Host Quirk says:
CTO:  What is the game, just for example...

Host CO_Ayidee says:
#<Unteresser> COM: Cherokee: I represent the firm of Batter, Holmes, and Gertens, and it appears you have detained my client.  What have they been charged with?

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
Quirk: Texas Hold em, one hand, winner takes all.

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@COM: Unteresser: I am Captain Ayidee of the Cherokee.  Your clients have been accused of the abduction of a head of state.  The investigation is currently progressing.

Host Quirk says:
CTO:  You have to be kidding... never heard of it!

Host Barrister_Unteresser  says:
#COM: Cherokee: You mean you haven't even charged my clients?  In that case, why have my attempts to contact them been met with dead air?

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
Quirk: Never heard of it, or perhaps you're afraid your not the gambler you told me you were?

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@COM: Unteresser: One moment, let me access the information.  ::Signals OPS to cut audio momentarily.::

OPS_Nash says:
@::cuts off the audio::

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@OPS/ CNS: Suggestions?  Anyone know any legal tricks to keep them from gaining access before the search is finished?  If not, we may be at a dead end here.

CNS_Wells says:
@CO: We are allowed to make an arrest, and detain for a period of time before having to make formal charges. We did have some cause to make the arrest.

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@CNS: Yes, but keeping a suspect from their lawyer is...risky.

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
:: takes back the PADD. :: Quirk : But if you don't want to win all this money, hey, no skin off my back.  I mean...this IS a lot of Latinum.  You could probably melt it all down and make a chair.  That would be nice, having a chair made of Latinum. Wouldn't it?

CNS_Wells says:
@CO: Other than that, stall. Tell him we should meet in person to discuss this that will by us time to get our legal briefs in order.

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@CNS: Good suggestion.  Will also give us some time to figure out how they knew where to go so quickly.

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@OPS: Can you tell if this ship is where the signal they sent out went?

CNS_Wells says:
@CO: Aye, Sir.

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
Quirk: Heck, you could charge people if they wanted to sit in it and make even more Latinum.  But if you don't want to play, I guess I can understand.

Host Quirk says:
::stands up so fast, his chair falls backwards::  CTO:  Now hold on... :;begins to think::

CNS_Wells says:
@CO: I'll start looking up Ferengi Federation law.

OPS_Nash says:
@CO:  Not sure, let me check.

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@OPS: Reopen the Channel.

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
Quirk: Running out of time, Quirk.  So what’s it gonna be?  Go back to the boring old chair or maybe get a chance to get a shiny new seat.

CNS_Wells says:
@::Opens up a console and cracks open the law files::

OPS_Nash says:
@::reopens the channel::

Host Quirk says:
CTO:  Would you like to step out into the corridor for a moment? ::begins to walk to the door of the room::

Host Quirk says:
ACTION:  The Jem’Hadar block his exit.

Host Quirk says:
<Jem’Hadar> CTO:  The trail stops here.  The Founder has to be in this area.  ::points his scanner into the room again::

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@COM: Unteresser: The Dereborne, assuming that is the real name of the ship, is currently a crime scene.  Until such times as a formal arrest is made, we cannot let you board unescorted.  And even escorted, we need to be careful.  We would like you to come aboard to discuss the situation.

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
:: looks to the Jem’Hadar and nods to them. :: Jem’Hadar: Gentleman, stand aside please.  I'm already in the process of finding him but I need time to speak with this gentleman.  I ask for your cooperation in this matter, please step aside.

Host Quirk says:
ACTION:  The Jem’Hadar just stand there, blocking the doorway.  This might be their only lead to their Founder.

Host Quirk says:
<Jem’Hadar>  CTO:  We will move, but stay in sight.

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
:: looks over to Quirk and guides him toward a private corner of the room they are in. :: Quirk: Come this way, I'm sure we can discuss this like true Gamblers.

Host Barrister_Unteresser  says:
#COM: Ayidee: I see, it's time for playing games.  Very well Captain, but be warned, I always make for a good contest.  ::Smiles.::  I am bringing my ship to a stop 10,000 of your meters off of your port nacelle.  Transport me over as soon as you are ready and we can move to round two.  ::Cuts signal.::

CNS_Wells says:
@CO: Now have your Yeoman, Pat, and a few TAC guys meet the little legal beagle in the Transporter Room. She'll keep him busy. Buy us more time.

Host Quirk says:
CTO:  Hypothetically, if we had this object you are looking for and you win... will I be kept out of it?

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@CNS: Good idea, I'm sure Pat can do that.  
*Pat*: Go to Transporter Room 2 and escort our incoming guest to the Bridge, taking the long way.

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
Quirk: My dear sir, someone has to take the blame for such a debacle.  And isn't it a shame that the daemon was SOOO uncooperative with my investigation, if you catch my meaning?

Host Quirk says:
CTO:  Now, to decide the game... it must be one I am familiar with.

CNS_Wells says:
@CO: I'm looking over some interesting law cases between Ferengi and the Federation. It's played out a bit different from your usual Perry Mason stuff. I think I can put up a good case. It's still all about profit and showing respect to the Ferengi.

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
Quirk: Alright, how about Andorian Red-Jack.  One hand, no wilds.

Host Quirk says:
CTO:  What is it with you and cards?  Limited experience?

CNS_Wells says:
@CO: In other words, it's show business. I could keep the guy busy long enough for Commander Worthington and Commander Hazzard to finish up over there, but I think they should hurry it up.

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
:: sighs :: Quirk: Fine...What do you suggest?

Host Quirk says:
CTO:  Since all you can think about is cards, how about something easy?  The one who picks the highest card from a two deck pile wins?

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@CNS: That would be very helpful.  If it comes down to it, just remind them, we've got a much better "legal system" than the Dominion.

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
Quirk: Short and decisive, I like that.  Let the games begin.

Host Quirk says:
::sighs::  CTO:  The only problem is, we do not have cards onboard.  ::steps back as he tells him::

CNS_Wells says:
@CO: They need to find that Founder fast. We gotta be able to validate this arrest quick. We can only stall so long. If we can validate the arrest they go away.

CNS_Wells says:
@CO: Yes, Sir. Federation legal system usually means tying things up in courts for years, for cases like this.

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@*XO/ CTO*: When you get a clear second, I need an update on secure line.

Host Quirk says:
CTO:  You got any?  :;hopes he doesn't, begins to think this could be a very bad idea;:

CNS_Wells says:
@::Goes back to his law books:: 

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@<Pat> ::Arrives at Transporter Room with Security, and signals for the Transporter Chief to begin Transport.::

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
*CO*: Captain...currently in negotiations with a crewmember, prospect is good...need more time.  Hazzard out.

Host Quirk ACTION:  The Ferenginar lawyer is transported to the Cherokee. (Transporter.wav)

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
:: growls to himself and hands the Ferengi the deck. :: *CO*: Captain, can you have the OPS officer beam over a deck of playing cards?  Trust me, its relevant to my investigation.

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@OPS: Get him what he needs.  I won't ask.

OPS_Nash says:
@CO:  Aye Sir.  ::beams over a deck of pink cards with tutus on them::

Host Quirk says:
::watches as the deck of pink cards appear::  CTO:  Now what?  They don't match... this isn't fair!  Are you trying to cheat me?

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
:: looks at the cards and growls. :: Self: I am sooo gonna kill her.

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
*OPS*: Send another deck... and you are sooo gonna pay for that!

Host Barrister_Unteresser  says:
@::Materializes on the Cherokee.::  All: Ok, I don't have time for the runaround.  Take me to your Captain or I'll slap a lawsuit on you for depriving my clients of their right to representation.  No time for run around, gotta go!

OPS_Nash says:
@*CTO*:  Sorry, you didn't specify what kind of deck you want, you just said ONE deck of cards, so I sent you a deck.  I'll beam over the normal ones as long as you leave those pink ones on the Ferengi vessel as a gift from me.

OPS_Nash says:
@::beams over the right deck of cards::

Host Quirk says:
::hears the woman::  CTO:  We accept the gift!  :grabs the deck before the CTO can take them away::

Host CO_Ayidee says:
@<Pat> ::Takes the lawyer to the Bridge, by way of the Lounge and the security office, using Pat's normal, slow steps.::

CNS_Wells says:
@::Making notes on a PADD, building his case and feeling like real bottom feeding, ambulance chasing lawyer, after finally passing the bar exams after fourteen attempts::

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
*OPS*: I'll be sure to be more specific next time.   Thank you SO much for all your help.  I'll be sure to repay you for your diligence and hard work.

Host Quirk says:
CTO:  You shuffle, I draw first!

OPS_Nash says:
@*CTO*:  I'm sure you will, I'm sure you will.

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
:: takes both decks and shuffles, using his hands in a deft and professional manner as he pulls the cards into one stack. :: Quirk: After you my good sir.

Host Quirk says:
::watches to make sure there was no doubling dealing.  He draws his card and holds it close to his chest::  CTO:  Now you.

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
:: takes a card from the deck, not even looking at it as he holds it in his hand. :: Quirk: On Three, we show our card.

CTO_Lt_Cmdr_Hazzard says:
Quirk: One, two, three!!!

Host Quirk says:
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