Star Trek: A Call To Duty
USS Cherokee NCC 61333 SD 10506.26

Produced by Trish Yarborough

Starring
Trish Yarborough as Admiral Alexander
Steve Weller as CO Tio Ayidee 
Brandon Mitcham as XO Trent D. Worthington III 
Stephen Molldrem as FCO Quol Orpax 
Scott Dorsey as CSO Kevin Nash 
Mark Haslam as CTO Mark Hazzard 
Einar Orn as CEO Jonathan Rome 
Linda Baus as CNS T’Lin

Absent 
Wesley Herremans as SO Wesley Herremans
Dawn Freeman as OPS Kyleigh Nash 
Alexander Vulkis as CMO Jovan Brabas and CNS

Host Adm-Alexander says:
USS Cherokee 10506.26 Discovery Part 1

Host Adm-Alexander says:
The Cherokee Crew have all been escorted to the front of Quark's place, and are instructed to wait there.

Host Adm-Alexander says:
Hanging above the door at Quark's Place, there is a banner reading "Private Pirin Feran Party. Quark's place welcomes friends of Mr. Quol Orpax." Decorations illuminate the immediate area. A young Ferengi is standing in front of the doorway.

Host Adm-Alexander says:
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FCO_Orpax says:
::Runs around inside Quark's Place.:: 
Staff: OK people, get that table set.. yes, yes, hang the streamers... I want the gifts on that table! No, not that table, that table... there ya go... OK, they're going to be here any minute, put on the outfits I had made for you. Go, go , go!

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Leaving her quarters, she makes her way to the TL and heads to Quark's for the party.::

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::shoulders his type 3 Phaser rifle, and looks about::

CEO_Rome says:
::feels uncomfortable walking around Engineering in civilian clothing::

XO_Worthington says:
::on the bridge, preparing to depart to Quarks::

Host Adm-Alexander says:
SBSEC:  Lieutenant, I am ready to leave.  Everything has been arranged, correct?

CO_Ayidee says:
::Exiting quarters, wondering why these baldies insist on wearing these annoying costumes.::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Exits the TL with her gift in her hand, holding her stomach, feeling just a bit nauseated.::

CEO_Rome says:
::walks to the main display:: All: Good work everyone, seems like everything is in order after that "adventure" beyond the wormhole.

XO_Worthington says:
::leaves the bridge and makes a detour to his quarters to change::

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
Adm: Yes Admiral, your safety is guaranteed with me! ::pats his rifle:: Adm: After you, ma'am.

FCO_Orpax says:
::Looks at his new clothes.:: Self: Man, I look good. this is my best outfit. ::Looks at the gift bags on the table.:: Self: Man, I've really outdone myself this time. They are going to love this night! ::runs over to the table, and straightens out some things, trying to stay occupied.::

CTO_Hazzard says:
::finishes the last of his reports and files them in the computer....walking up and heading to the Turbolift. :: 
*CNS*: Hon, I'm on my way to the transporter...you still want to meet up in front of Quark's place?

Host Adm-Alexander says:
SBSEC:  Thank you James, but I don't think that rifle will be necessary.  Just a Phaser, don't you think?  ::grinning at him::

Young_Ferengi says:
::Stands outside Quarks, waiting to greet the incoming guests.::

CSO_Nash says:
:: Looks at the chrono on his desk and prepares to depart for the party with his gift and his entrance fee in hand. Looks at himself one last time in the mirror thinking that his present attire is as nondescript as it can be.::

CO_Ayidee says:
::Balancing a small package on one arm, twisting through the corridors before passing through the airlock.::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
*CEO*:  Jonathan, you on your way?  I'm headed to Quark's now.  I know you've been busy with your work.
*CTO*:  Yes, honey, I'll meet you there.  I'm already on my way.

CEO_Rome says:
::makes some last minute adjustments::

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::looks at her a bit sullen:: Adm: Well... you are an Admiral... but it you insist... ::returns his rifle to the wall locker and retrieves two type 2 Phasers, holstering them on opposite sides of his body::

FCO_Orpax says:
::Walks over to the bar, and grabs a large decorated bowl.:: Self: This will do. I'll just set this right here for them to put admissions in to.::

CEO_Rome says:
*CNS*: Oops, sorry. Just got caught up! I'll be there shortly.

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
*CEO*:  Don't forget your gift ::giggles::.

XO_Worthington says:
::finishes putting on his suit and heads for the TL::

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: chuckles as he steps into the Turbolift. :: TL: Transporter room 2

CEO_Rome says:
::runs back to Engineering to get the gift:: *CNS*: Of course not!

Host Adm-Alexander says:
SBSEC:  You are new James, why did you get assigned to me?

CSO_Nash says:
:: Heads to the airlock meeting up with the Captain on the way.:: CO: Hello, sir.

FCO_Orpax says:
::Takes his already sodden gold-threaded handkerchief out of his back pocket, and wipes his brow. Looks at himself in the mirror.:: Self: Man, I look good in this outfit! ::smiles:: Self: Slug-o cola really does keep your teeth that lovely shade of green, doesn't it?

CEO_Rome says:
::Gets the gift and his wallet, then heads for the TB:: All: Take care of her until I get back! ::grins at his staff::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Makes her way off the TL and heads to Quark's.::

CO_Ayidee says:
CSO: Good afternoon.  Ready for what could be our most interesting "exploration" in some time?

XO_Worthington says:
::exits the TL and proceeds through the airlock onto the station::

CEO_Rome says:
::steps into the airlock after the CSO and CO:: CO/CSO: Afternoon sirs.

CSO_Nash says:
CO: Aye sir. I did some studying up on the customs, and they are well to put it mildly, rather curious.

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: enters the transporter room and tosses a jaunty salute to the operator working there. :: Operator: I'll take my molecules scrambled and over easy.  But if you can get me in front of Quark's Place that will be fine too.

CSO_Nash says:
CEO: Afternoon, Chief.

FCO_Orpax says:
::Looks over his shoulder as a man and woman waiters walk up behind him.:: Waiters: Oh man, you guys look good, those outfits really accentuate your... good qualities... Now turn around for me... oh come on show some more skin than that... ok that's good. Now into the kitchen with you both. ::pushes them toward the kitchen.::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Makes her way through the air lock and onto the station, wearing a pair of jeans, and a pink maternity shirt, finding the entrance to Quark's.::

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::gives the Admiral a wink:: Adm: Because I'm the best of the best Ma'am.  We need you safe for.. well, we need you safe today, ma'am.

CO_Ayidee says:
CEO: Good day, Chief.

Host Adm-Alexander says:
SBSEC:  You better be glad James, that I am used to Mr. Hazzard being over protective of me... Now, if you will offer me your arm, we shall get moving.

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Shows up at the entrance and waits for the others to show up.::

FCO_Orpax says:
::Takes a large drink from a bottle of Slug-O Cola.:: Self: I can’t be getting drunk until after the party has started. The Slug-O will have to do. ::Finishes the bottle of algae soda, and throws it away.::

Young_Ferengi says:
CNS: Hello. Name please?

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::offers her his arm, and leads out of SB OPS towards the party::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
Ferengi:  T'Lin, and what do I do with this.  Shows her gift and the Latinum.

CO_Ayidee says:
CEO/ CSO: Ready?  I'm just wondering if there parties are as interesting as the other stuff they've shown.  ::Resumes the walk towards the station lifts.::

Young_Ferengi says:
::checks a Ferengi PADD.:: CNS: Ahhh yes, T'Lin. Please wait here, and hold onto those until the others arrive.

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: waits for the transporter beam to take effect.  A small package in his hands as he nods to the operator. :: Operator: Energize.

Host Adm-Alexander says:
:;takes the young security officer's arm and proceeds to Quark's place::

CSO_Nash says:
:: Follows the CO and CEO as they make the transition from the airlock to the station proper.:: CO: As ready as ever sir.

XO_Worthington says:
::walks through the promenade and enters Quark's::

FCO_Orpax says:
::grabs a PADD and goes over the party agenda.:: Self: This is going to be perfect! The attractive wait staff will make it even better.

CEO_Rome says:
CSO: Can one ever be ready for Quark's ?

Young_Ferengi says:
XO: Wait, sir!

Young_Ferengi says:
XO: Name?

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::steps onto the Turbolift with the Admiral:: Adm: We'll be there in no time!

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Sees Trent try to slip past the security, and giggles.::

XO_Worthington says:
Young_Ferengi: Commander Trent D. Worthington III.

CSO_Nash says:
CEO: Ready is too strong, shall we say prepared and guarded then?

Host Adm-Alexander says:
SBSEC:  I am totally in your hands James.  Lead on. ::grinning at him::

Young_Ferengi says:
XO: Ahhh, yes. I see you name on the List. Please wait here with your gift and admission until the others arrive, please. Quol's orders. ::grins.::

CEO_Rome says:
::grins at the CSO:: CSO: Keep your eyes open at all times.

CO_Ayidee says:
::Rides the open station lift to the promenade, then turns towards the loud bar just down the way.::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
XO:  Thought you could just slip right past them huh?

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: grimaces as he feels himself energize in front of the promenade steps. :: Self: Okay...note to self...I REALLY have to talk to engineering about upgrading the transporters.

CSO_Nash says:
CEO: That's the ticket.

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::arrives on the promenade, and turns towards Quark's, guiding the Admiral::

XO_Worthington says:
CNS: I may have to just do it the old fashioned way, force my way through. Admission?

CEO_Rome says:
::overhears the CTO speaking:: CTO: What's that now ?

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Laughs a bit.::  XO:  Good old Trent, always the charmer ::winks.::

CSO_Nash says:
:: Starts heading toward the ruckus noise of Dabo tables.::

FCO_Orpax says:
::Grabs another Slug-O cola and begins to drink it.:: Self: Man, this stuff is good. ::reads the label.:: Self: oh I see, 40% live algae in every  bottle. That's the ticket.

XO_Worthington says:
CNS: I try.

CTO_Hazzard says:
CEO: I'm telling ya Chief.  Something is wonky with the transporters....It just doesn't feel right.

Young_Ferengi says:
CSO: Hello, name?

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
XO:  So what do you think our resident Ferengi is up to?

CEO_Rome says:
CTO: There's nothing wrong with them, sir. ::grins::

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::enters Quark's inconspicuously, and looks around, surveying the bar as any good security officer would do::

CSO_Nash says:
Young_Ferengi: Commander Kevin Nash.

XO_Worthington says:
CNS: Honestly I don't want to know. Let's just hope he keeps his nose clean.

Host Adm-Alexander says:
Ferengi:  I am Admiral Alexander and this is James, my escort.  I believe I am expected.

Young_Ferengi says:
::Looks as the people start to gather in front of the bar.::

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: growls and gives the CEO a friendly shove. :: CEO: Yeah yeah, keep tryin' my patience pup.  Have you seen T'Lin anywhere here?

CO_Ayidee says:
Young Ferengi: A doorman?  I see that no expense has been spared.

Young_Ferengi says:
ADM: Ah Admiral. Hello. Yes, please wait here.

CEO_Rome says:
CTO: Wait...your birthmark? Wasn't it on the other side?

Young_Ferengi says:
CO: Hello. Name?

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Nods to the Admiral and Captain.::

Host Adm-Alexander says:
CNS/CO:  Looks like we have to wait a moment here... does anyone see Orpax?

FCO_Orpax says:
::Notices people gathering outside, pounds his cola, and throws it away. Then stands up and straightens his uniform.::

CTO_Hazzard says:
CEO: My birthmark...what about my birthmark?

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
ADM:  I think he's in the back, but I'm not sure.

CO_Ayidee says:
Young Ferengi: Ayidee, what of it?

CEO_Rome says:
CTO: I could have sworn...oh never mind.

Young_Ferengi says:
CO: Hello Ayidee. I see you're on the list....

Young_Ferengi says:
All: OK, is this everyone?

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Sees a familiar face, and walks up to him.::  CTO:  Hey there, handsome.  ::Taps him on the shoulder and gives him a peck on the cheek.::

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::looks the Ferengi suspiciously::

Young_Ferengi says:
::Compares with his list with the people there.;:

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: grins and turns around...wrapping his arms around the CNS and giving her a warm and loving kiss. :: 
CNS: Well hello yourself beautiful...was hoping I would find some attractive girl to come with me to this shin dig....wanna be my date?

Young_Ferengi says:
All: Ok, the party is starting! Be ready to enter!

FCO_Orpax says:
::hears the signal.:: Self: here goes nothin'...

Host Adm-Alexander says:
SBSEC:  James, please give this gift to Orpax when he makes his appearance.

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Smiles at him warmly, looking into his eyes, wondering how she got so lucky.::  CTO:  I would be honored, my dear.

Host Adm-Alexander says:
ACTION: The door opens to reveal an extravagantly decorated Quark's Place. A huge table is set, and Quol is standing by a smaller table, with what appear to be gift bags on it. There is also a large bowl placed on a pedestal next to the smiling, and well dressed Ferengi.

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::takes the gift from the Admiral, and grins at her:: Admiral: Of course.

Young_Ferengi says:
::taps the wall panel::

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: smiles as he rests an arm around her :: CNS: Looks like the party is on.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: Hello everyone, if you would put the admission in the bowl, we can commence with the exchange of gifts, and then get to all of the wonderful food that awaits us, and the rest of the festivities.

Young_Ferengi says:
::Walks behind the bar.::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Wraps her arm around him, and deposits her admission into the bowl, her gift in her arm.::

CO_Ayidee says:
::Tosses the admission halfway across the room into the bowl.::

XO_Worthington says:
FCO: What admission?

FCO_Orpax says:
XO: Commander, there is a two slip admission to the Pirin Feran celebration.

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::enters with the Admiral on his arm, and tosses admission for the two of them into the bowl as they enter::

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: drops the required slips for both him and the XO :: XO: I gotcha this time sir....you can owe me later.

FCO_Orpax says:
ADM: Admiral ::nods and grins::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CTO:  Aww, you're so sweet honey.  ::Grins at him.::

FCO_Orpax says:
CTO: How kind of you, Mark.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: OK everyone.

CEO_Rome says:
::walks over to the bowl and drops three slips of Latinum in, then hands Orpax the gift:: FCO: Some extra there ::grins::

Host Adm-Alexander says:
FCO:  Mr. Orpax... so far, this is ::pauses, trying to think of the politically right word to use:: amazing.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: There are bags with your name on them on the table. Just pick it up, and replace it with the gift that you brought me!

CSO_Nash says:
:: Follows the CO, tossing two admission fees into the bowl.:: FCO: I regret to inform you that OPS wasn't feeling very well and could not make it.

XO_Worthington says:
CTO: I am about to charge admission to escorting the FCO to the brig for an interrogation.

FCO_Orpax says:
Adm: I could think of no higher complement, Ma'am

FCO_Orpax says:
Adm: Thank you

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: chuckles. :: FCO: Well...considering that I've already given Mr. Orpax his "gift".

CO_Ayidee says:
XO: Commander, relax, think of this as a learning experience.

CTO_Hazzard says:
XO: Sir.  I'm sure that any profits that Mr. Orpax receives from this party will be donated to the Federation War Orphan's Relief Fund.  

FCO_Orpax says:
CTO: Yes, I received it earlier. Thank you Mark. ::winks, slyly.::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Walks over to the table where she finds a gift with her name on it, and places her gift down on the table in its place.

CO_Ayidee says:
::Swaps the gift on the arm with the one on the table.::

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::stops in front of the FCO, eyeing him very carefully, as he picks up the bag with the Admiral's name on it and sets down her gift for him::

Host Adm-Alexander says:
ACTION: In the bags, there are busts of the respective crewmembers, made from enameled steel. They are life sized.

CTO_Hazzard says:
FCO: Isn't that right, Mr. Orpax?

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
Self: Hmmm, a bit heavy...

Host Adm-Alexander says:
::Opening her gift, she is surprised at the likenesses.::

CSO_Nash says:
:: Walks over to the gift table and switches the ones by his name and OPS' name and places the two bags he carried in in their place.::

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: helps the CNS to her seat....kissing her cheek lightly and retrieving something sweet and fruity for her to drink. :: CNS: How you holding up gorgeous?

XO_Worthington says:
::puts down the "gift" he brought and opens his bust::

CEO_Rome says:
::puts the gift down and takes his gift, and moves it to a vacant table::

FCO_Orpax says:
::Accepts the admirals gift, and opens it.:: ADM: OH Admiral! Earth worms! These are delicious! Thank you so much! ::Sets them down and hugs the Admiral.::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Opens her bag, and sees an image of herself.::  Self:  This is nice.  CTO:  Look honey, it's a miniature me ::giggles.::

CO_Ayidee says:
FCO: Nice workmanship, where were these done?

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: opens his bag and smirks. :: CNS: Is it just me, or did he make my eyes look beady in this one?

CEO_Rome says:
::is amazed by the likeness:: All: I never knew I was this handsome.

FCO_Orpax says:
::Accepts the Captain's gift.:: CO: Ayidee! This is... marvelous. Did you make this yourself? ::Admires the gift of the Cherokee orbiting a planet.::

Host Adm-Alexander says:
SBSEC:  Well, so far, I am surprised.  Looks like this party may turn out well after all.  Just call me suspicious James! ::smiling wryly at him::

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: straightens up at the mention of someone named James...:: Self: Huh?

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CTO:  You look perfectly fine, my dear.  ::Gives him a kiss and takes the fruity drink.::

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::grins:: Adm: And for whatever reason would you be suspicious Admiral?  I'm just looking out for you!

CSO_Nash says:
:: Looks at the likeness and smiles.:: FCO: Excellently done, I shall call it mini me bust. :: Starts chuckling.::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CTO:  Down boy.  It's not the James you are thinking of.  ::Chuckles.::

FCO_Orpax says:
All: Everyone, this is better than I could have imagined!

Host Adm-Alexander says:
SBSEC:  A party at Quark's and you ask that question? ::raising her eyebrows at him::  His reputation is notorious!

CO_Ayidee says:
FCO: Yes, carving is a hobby.  If you believe the mind squishers, ::Nods to T'Lin,::  no offense, then it's my only true relaxation.  They don't think sprinting through the Jeffries tubes is relaxing I guess.

FCO_Orpax says:
::Accepts the bowl from the CEO:: CEO: Thank you so much Mr. Rome! The bowl is magnificent!

XO_Worthington says:
::thinks there is something creepy about these gifts:: FCO: Thanks.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: Alright everyone! I've received my most wonderful gifts from you, and you your priceless and unique respective busts. I now recommend that we make haste towards the table. There is some incredible food awaiting us, as well as traditional Ferengi festivities that I hope will open you up a bit more to my culture… Shall we?

FCO_Orpax says:
::gestures toward the table.::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Stands up and goes to take her gift over to Orpax.::  FCO:  I forgot to give you this.

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::looks around the room carefully, watching everyone's movement:: Adm: Of course, Admiral... ::starts to lead her to the table::

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: walks over the XO and stage whispers. :: XO: I'd ask you not to get a big head about your gift...but...I see that already too late.

CEO_Rome says:
::walks closer to the CTO and makes a face while eyeing his birthmark:: CTO: Hmm. ::walks away again::

FCO_Orpax says:
::Accepts the CNS's gift.:: CNS: T'Lin! You shouldn’t have... is this... yes... I am familiar with this, Vulcan mythology! Very wonderful!

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
FCO:  It's a miniature replica of the Kir'Shara, if you didn't know.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: OK Everyone, please sit at the table! ::Heads over, and offers the head seat to the Admiral.

XO_Worthington says:
CTO: I didn't know it was amateur night at Vic's. Try not to drop yours on Orpax’s head, repeatedly.

FCO_Orpax says:
CNS: Thank you, T'Lin!

Host Adm-Alexander says:
FCO:  Thank you Mr. Orpax :;taking the seat offered to her;:

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Gives him a hug and then returns to the table.::

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::takes the seat immediately next to the Admiral::

FCO_Orpax says:
CSO:Kevin, these oils and cooking sauces look delightful! I intend on making good use of the oils later. ::grins.::

CTO_Hazzard says:
XO: I will see what I can do.... :: pauses as he notices the CEO staring at him ::

CO_Ayidee says:
::Slips into the seat.::

CSO_Nash says:
:: Moves over to the table and puts a seat between whom ever he sits next to for OPS.::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CTO:  You know honey, I could be wrong, but I don't believe I've ever seen that birthmark on your neck.  Where did it come from?

CTO_Hazzard says:
CEO: Is there something on my face or what?

CEO_Rome says:
::takes a seat at the table:: CTO: No, no nothing.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: Ok, now that everyone's seated… ::Quol turns his head towards the kitchen door.::
Wait staff: ::claps his hand twice in the air, and says:: Drinks!

Host Adm-Alexander says:
ACTION: Several scantily clad women, and a few hunky men, all Bajoran, walk out of the kitchen, each carrying a bottle of Romulan Ale in one hand, and a decanter of water in the other. They fill the Officers' glasses, and expediently leave the floor, and go back into the kitchen.

CEO_Rome says:
::smiles as his glass is filled with the blue liquor::

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: shakes his head and takes a seat next to the CNS...wrapping an arm around her and kissing her cheek. :: CNS: Miss me gorgeous?

FCO_Orpax says:
All: I commissioned the outfits myself. ::Looks at one of the waitresses as she fills his glass.:: All: Wonderful, aren’t they?

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::tries to ignore the scantily clad women, and takes just a drink of the water::

Host Adm-Alexander says:
::raises her eyebrows, then sees that the waiters are pouring water for her, not the ale::

XO_Worthington says:
::waves off the ale:: CTO: You gonna arrest him or you want me to do it?

CSO_Nash says:
:: Looks at the blue liquid and then to the FCO.:: FCO: Romulan Ale. Tell me it's a good vintage year, please.

CEO_Rome says:
::tastes the wine:: CSO: Indeed it is.

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Frowns as she knows she can not drink the ale, but takes the fruity juice Mark brought her.::  CTO:  You know, I can't even enjoy this Romulan Ale.  Kind of discouraging, but it's for a good cause.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: Come now Admiral, this isn’t a Federation Station. Indulge in the Ale. It's vintage 2370...

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::frowns at the FCO:: FCO: Well, forgive me if I decline.. I am on duty.

FCO_Orpax says:
::Motions to the wait staff to get back into the kitchen.::

Host Adm-Alexander says:
FCO:  Mr. Orpax, I do not drink alcohol, synthetic or otherwise.  I prefer fruit juice if you have any available, otherwise I will drink this water.

CO_Ayidee says:
::Sips the ale tentatively, way more fruity then I'd like.::

FCO_Orpax says:
SBSEC: That's fine... just leave enough for the rest of us. ::grins::

CTO_Hazzard says:
XO: I can't....I checked the rules of operation....as long as Bajor retains their status out of the Federation...the Romulan Ale is not illegal...the minute it touches the ship...then Mr. Orpax has already been informed of his new room status in the brig.

FCO_Orpax says:
Adm: Certainly.
Waitress: Juice!

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: looks to the CNS. :: CNS: What thing on my neck?  What are you talking about?

FCO_Orpax says:
All: OK everyone, I hope you enjoy the beverages. Now, I told you that Pirin Feran was supposed to be about bringing people together. At least, that's part of it. So, since we're together, I thought that I would share with you something about Ferengi religion, and a mainstay of our culture.

CSO_Nash says:
:: Sips tentatively at the ale knowing that a quaff would make his liver do "flip-flops".

FCO_Orpax says:
All: It's called The Great Material Continuum, and it is the guiding light in our lives. ::takes a large sip of his Romulan Ale, obviously parched.::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CTO:  That .. that mark on your neck.  It looks like .. well it could just be a birthmark, but I don't believe I've ever seen it.  You did wash today, did you not?  ::Grins at him.::

XO_Worthington says:
CTO: I was joking but hey, if you feel like it, arrest him anyways. ::grins and walks off::

Host Adm-Alexander says:
SBSEC:  James... what are you thinking?  ::notices that he has put up a block when she asked him that question::

CTO_Hazzard says:
CNS: What birthmark?  I don't have a ...::His eyes go wide as he looks at a mirror decoration on the wall.::

FCO_Orpax says:
All: Have any of you heard of the Great material Continuum before?

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CTO:  See?

CTO_Hazzard says:
Self: What in the Yellow Rose of Texas is that??

CO_Ayidee says:
FCO: Vaguely.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: Well, let me explain a bit further.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: The Great Material Continuum is a spiritual term used by my people to describe the binding force of life and material in the universe. If it's hard to wrap your mind around it… think of it as a river. It's a very treacherous river… sort of like the Rio Grande on Earth ::grins at Hazzard.::.

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CTO:  You know, maybe you caught a rash on that planet.  ::Pulls down his shirt around the collar, looking to see if there's any other marks anywhere.  Then realizes everyone is looking at her, and stops.::

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::whispers:: Adm: Why, whatever do you mean, Admiral? I need to be... sober.. if I'm going to be protecting you.

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: blushes as the CNS starts to undo his collar. :: CNS: Honey, not in front of everyone...sheesh.

FCO_Orpax says:
CNS: Save the tearing-off-of-the-nice-clothes for later, T'Lin ::grins::

CEO_Rome says:
::grins as he watches the CTO:: Self: Good one John..

FCO_Orpax says:
All: The Great Material Continuum is a river that needs to be navigated cautiously, but at the same time, with gusto. When navigating this, the most treacherous of rivers, ::walks around the table, making wild gestures, obviously very into it.:: you must take risks, or else you will never get to your final destination… ::gets a dreamy look::

CSO_Nash says:
:: Grins and pictures the mighty Colorado winding it's way through the Grand Canyon.::

FCO_Orpax says:
All: The Divine Treasury

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Blushes, and starts to button up the CTO's shirt again.::  CTO:  Sorry dear.  I guess I got a little carried away.  ::winks::

XO_Worthington says:
FCO: Perhaps one day you will know the joy of living your life without questing for material things, but you probably won't. To each his own.

Host Adm-Alexander says:
SBSEC:  And IF you have done your homework James, you know I am probably concealing more weapons on my person that you.  ::chuckling::

FCO_Orpax says:
XO: I certainly hope not, Trent.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: To put the Divine Treasury in simple terms, it's… a place successful Ferengi go. We are met by the Blessed Exchequer, and we get to interact with the Celestial Auctioneers to bid for our new lives! Exciting, isn't it? ::Grins widely, and thrusts his arms into the air.::

CEO_Rome says:
FCO: It sounds lovely my friend ::raises his glass:

Host Adm-Alexander says:
ACTION: A beep sounds.

CO_Ayidee says:
FCO: That's after you sell your body parts, right?  Is that price the means of exchange you use to bid on your new lives?

CTO_Hazzard says:
CNS: That’s it....Orpax is cut off.

FCO_Orpax says:
::Raises his glass:: All: To the Divine treasury!

FCO_Orpax says:
::takes a drink::

FCO_Orpax says:
::Notices the beep::

Host Adm-Alexander says:
::raises her glass in salute;:

CEO_Rome says:
All: To the Divine Treasury indeed.

CEO_Rome says:
::takes a large sip::

CO_Ayidee says:
::Forces another drink down.::  Self: I hate alcohol, really I do.

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Raises her glass of juice.::

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: raises his glass of water . :: FCO: To the Celestial ..Ex-changer...yeah.

CSO_Nash says:
:: Raises his glass and takes a half hearted sip after hearing the beep.::

FCO_Orpax says:
CTO: Exchequer

FCO_Orpax says:
All: Ok everyone, time for the first course! While our… titillating wait staff brings out the steaming platters of food, I would request that you not eat, until I show you how, because chances are, you'll do it wrong. ::turns to the kitchen door::

CTO_Hazzard says:
FCO: him too

FCO_Orpax says:
Wait staff: Tube Grubs and Entrees!

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
Adm: Of course I do Admiral.. but you still need me around... ::gives her a wink, and looks around to see where the beep came from::

CEO_Rome says:
::can't wait to taste the famous Ferengi food::

Host Adm-Alexander says:
ACTION: The attractive wait staffs comes out of the kitchen, carrying steaming platters of what appear to be a conglomeration of moving worms, bugs, and some other things, all moving around slimily.

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: looks at the moving plate...raising an eyebrow and shrugging as he picks up what looks like to be a neon green earthworm....slurping it into his mouth and chewing on it tentatively.::

CEO_Rome says:
All: Excuse me a minute. ::stands up and heads for the restrooms.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: Now, this is the main course. No appetizers at Pirin Feran! Now, all of the food is pretty self-explanatory, except for the tube grubs, ::points to the platter of moving slug-like creatures, and grabs one.:: The way you eat these delicacies of all delicacies, is like so…

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Gets really, really sick to her stomach at the sight of the worms, and whispers to the CTO.::  CTO:  I don't think I can eat those.

FCO_Orpax says:
ALL: Wait before eating!

FCO_Orpax says:
::places what appears to be the butt-end of the tube grub in his mouth, places it in between one of the gaps in his front teeth, and sucks , the visible part of the tube grub deflates, and is turned inside-out. Hold up the husk of the grub.::

XO_Worthington says:
FCO: Thanks, but no thanks. I am allergic to...::looks down at the platters:: whatever this is.

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
FCO:  Do you have something that isn't moving to eat?

FCO_Orpax says:
All: The husks should be placed aside in the small bowl provided, next to your water glasses. I know that, for some reason, people think tube grubs are unappetizing, but trust me, they are delicious.

FCO_Orpax says:
::points at platters of food as he names what they are.:: All: Those are live muckslugs with an algae glaze, those are warmed Gelakin slime beetles, alive and well in a minced burrow-snail sauce. Here, we have raw lobe wax mites, resting in a cool base of Ferengi wine-sauce, and with a pureed mudfish egg garnish.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: Over there is a soup, made from pureed pond fruit, with abdomens of scum spiders serving as a kind of “meatball.” Those loaves are not bread, but in fact baked mite-flower, mixed with broth of pond-fronds, to form a sort of bread. The paste next to the loaves is a spread of scum spider eggs.

Host Adm-Alexander says:
SBSEC:  James, think you can find T'Lin and I some fruit?

CSO_Nash says:
:: Sees the platters and stifles his revulsion and thinks back on his survival training.::

FCO_Orpax says:
SBSEC: No, James.

CEO_Rome says:
::enters the restroom:: *Transporter room*: Ensign, please transport the CTO's "gift" away please. ::grins as the birthmark is about to disappear::

FCO_Orpax says:
All: No, no, no.

CO_Ayidee says:
::Takes a tube grub and eats it as shown.::  FCO: Not bad, although I would guess you need the proper teeth for it.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: We are celebrating the harvest!

FCO_Orpax says:
All: No fruit!

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
Adm: Well.. I'd rather not leave the table Admiral.. it's important that I am here....

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: finishes the worm and takes a glass of water...feeling his neck tingle slightly as the CEO beams away the "birthmark". :: CNS: Are you okay honey?

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
FCO: Well then, get them something. They cannot eat this, and neither can I.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: No one leave, if you don’t want to eat, don’t. But it is very insulting in Ferengi culture to deny eating the hosts food

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CTO:  I'm not sure.  I don't feel so well.  ::Looks at the plate of worms.::

CSO_Nash says:
:: Eats as shown and uses his outlast strategy to get though it.::

CEO_Rome says:
::heads back to the table and sits down:: FCO: Smells lovely.

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::denies eating the hosts food::

CTO_Hazzard says:
::shakes his head and stands up walking over to the Security Guard. : SBSEC: Hey...Tyler, right?

XO_Worthington says:
FCO: Mr. Orpax, can I have a quick word with you.

CO_Ayidee says:
All: It's not that bad.  Not half as bad as "lettuce".

FCO_Orpax says:
All: Ok, now please, let me continue. Trust me, it's good.
XO: No, we're on a tight schedule, here.

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
CTO: Yes, how may I help you?

FCO_Orpax says:
All: Now, with this last dish, you must be careful, they are Spined Bloodleeches. If you're not careful to quickly chomp down on them right after you put them into your mouth, and I mean bite hard, until you hear a crack, they will latch on to your cheek… and if they do… well, let's just say you wont be a “happy camper.”

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Not wanting to insult the FCO, she takes a small bite of one of the worms .. and gags.::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CTO:  Geesh, no wonder his teeth look like that!

FCO_Orpax says:
CNS: Hey, my teeth are a lovely shade of green

CEO_Rome says:
::takes a tube grub and eats it like the computer taught him earlier:: Self: Mmm, nice.

CTO_Hazzard says:
SBSEC: Yeah....Look I know your new here...and no one is really asking you to partake of the food....but that little guy is one of my crew....this is HIS holiday...take it easy on the comments, okay?

FCO_Orpax says:
All: OK everyone stop complaining, jeez. You're going to ruin a good time! If you aren’t hungry or cant eat, don’t eat!

XO_Worthington says:
FCO: Well then, I suppose I will just have to let you figure it out on your own.

CO_Ayidee says:
::Takes a bite of the leech.::  Self: Yes, it could be far worse.

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
FCO:  I guess you heard that  huh?

FCO_Orpax says:
All: I hope you enjoy everything. While we eat, ::sits down.:: I would like everyone to take turns telling us about traditions where you come from, and holidays that you might include us in. I will continue telling you all about Ferengi culture after we're done… oh by the way, if you want more food or drink, snap your fingers.

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::looks up to the CTO and then turns back to looking at the FCO::

FCO_Orpax says:
All: Also, if you want some company ::grins:: just ask one of the wait staff to sit with you. They will even pre-chew your food… Admiral, would you like to begin, by telling us about some Earth traditions?

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::snaps his fingers for fruit::

CSO_Nash says:
:: Bites into the leach until he hears the crack and then quickly swallows.::

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: grins and walks back over to his table, taking a seat by the CNS.:: CNS: Sorry hon, had to take care of something real quick.

FCO_Orpax says:
::sits, and begins to ravenously eat.:: All: This is so good.

CEO_Rome says:
All: Well back where I come from, we have a similar tradition where we honored the old Norwegian gods by eating sour food, made from all parts of the animals....and I do mean all parts ::grins::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Finishes the one worm, and then pushes the plate aside.::  Self:  I can't.

FCO_Orpax says:
CEO: OOooooooh, that sounds wonderful! ::Sucks out a tube grub.::

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: looks over to where the CSO is sitting and grins, ordering a platter of fresh vegetables from one waitress. :: CNS: Gotcha covered hon.

CEO_Rome says:
FCO: I'll have to replicate some for you one day.

CTO_Hazzard says:
FCO: I've got one for you ...if I may?

CEO_Rome says:
::looks surprisingly at the CTO's neck as he speaks::

CO_Ayidee says:
::Grabs a paw full of the beetles, munching on them happily, resisting the urge to play with the food.::

FCO_Orpax says:
CTO: Sure... but if I were a Ferengi living on Ferenginar, for your information, I would be very offended by what you are doing!

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CTO:  Thank you hon.  If I have to stare at another one of those little critters, I'll just, I'll just .. well you know.

CSO_Nash says:
:: Continues to eat as instructed sampling all the dishes.::

FCO_Orpax says:
CO: Good, huh?

CTO_Hazzard says:
::gives the CEO a knowing glare, letting him know he has figured out just what was going on.::

CEO_Rome says:
::grins back at the CTO then salutes with his glass::

Host Adm-Alexander says:
SBSEC:  James, I don't want any of this food, but if you can stomach it, please do so.

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Looks at the CEO.::  CEO:  How's the .. worms?  Tasty huh?

CTO_Hazzard says:
ALL:  Well...I don't know about it being a holiday and all...But my family and a few others would get together every couple of months.  We'd Barbeque...we'd bring different kinds of foods...but it isn't so different as this...You can ask Mr. Nash over there...It wasn't about the food...the gifts...it was about getting together.

CEO_Rome says:
CNS: Indeed they are! ::fills his plate with all kinds of critters::

CO_Ayidee says:
FCO: Not quite as meaty as I'm used to, but not quite as bad as some of the local foods I've tried.

FCO_Orpax says:
::Washes down some wriggling food with a big gulp of Romulan Ale.:: CO: Ayidee, are there any interesting traditions on Cait?

CTO_Hazzard says:
ALL: It was about Family....which I'd like to say you guys are my family.

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
Adm: Oh, it's quite all right, Admiral.  I don't think I could either. ::flags down a waitress and grabs some fruit for the Admiral:: Adm: Here you are, I hope this helps.

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Decides to try another one on the plate, a different one, the little cream-filled kind.::  CTO:  You know, this one tastes like chicken ::Grins.::

FCO_Orpax says:
CTO: Ahhhh, I see... sounds wonderful. I'd love to barbeque with you some time! I’ll bring the slug steaks!

Host Adm-Alexander says:
::smiling at James, she takes the pear he has offered her::  SBSEC:  Thank you...

CEO_Rome says:
::starts to feel the effects of the ale as he takes another sip::

FCO_Orpax says:
CNS: You'll develop a taste for it.

CO_Ayidee says:
FCO: To be honest, I'm not that familiar.  My childhood was, well, let's just say it wasn't typical or happy.  I haven't experienced much Cait culture, honestly.

FCO_Orpax says:
CO: ahhhhh

CTO_Hazzard says:
FCO: I'll try one of your slug stakes if you take a helping of my family's world famous thermonuclear chili.

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
ADM:  Hey Admiral, try one of the round cream-filled one's.  They taste just like chicken.  ::Grabs another.::

FCO_Orpax says:
All: Well, I certainly have learned a lot about your traditions… and, I assume that you have all eaten your fill? ::grins, and takes a drink of his Romulan Ale, sucking the insides out of a tube grub, and placing the husk in his small bowl.:: Well, there should be room in your tummies for a yummy dessert. ::Claps twice.::

FCO_Orpax says:
Wait staff: Dessert!

XO_Worthington says:
Self: Oh great, dessert.

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
Self:  I can't wait to see what the dessert is.

Host Adm-Alexander says:
FCO:  Thank you Mr. Orpax, but I am watching my waist line... doctor's orders!

Host Adm-Alexander says:
ACTION: The wait staff, even more scantily clad than they had been before, comes out of the kitchen, carrying with them platters of steaming blue cakes, and bottles of a pink liquid.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: My pride and joy of this meal. In my family, we always had a Pirin Feran competition each year, to try and see who could create the best dish. This year, I took the liberty of making a dessert recipe for the ages… Romulan Ale Sponge cake, served warm, and with syrup of squill! A combination of a galactic favorite, and an Earth treat. Enjoy.

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: grins and looks at the CNS :: CNS: Any chance I can convince you to wear one of those outfits?

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CTO:  Funny, my dear?   Hey?  That birthmark is gone.  Where'd it go?

CSO_Nash says:
FCO: No special instructions for desert?

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
FCO: Now this is a bit more like it... ::smiles at the Admiral:: Adm: Sure you don't even want a bite?

FCO_Orpax says:
CSO: None except for chowin' down!

Host Adm-Alexander says:
SBSEC:  You taste it first, if you don't die, then I might.

CO_Ayidee says:
::Takes a bite of the cakes.::  FCO: I think I prefer the worms myself.

CTO_Hazzard says:
CNS: Lets just say that the chief engineer has just signed up for my breakfast delivery service.

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Takes a bite of the sponge cake.::  XO:  You know, Trent, this really isn't too bad.  You should try some.

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::grins at the Admiral.. and takes a small bite... trying it out::

FCO_Orpax says:
::takes a big bite of cake, and big drink of ale. he sways:: Self: woooah!

FCO_Orpax says:
All: I hope you all have enjoyed this evening. Please, as we eat, continue to share stories and merriment with us… I have been told that Mark and Commander Nash had quite the adventures at the academy. Please commune, talk, eat, drink, and continue to be merry. I want everyone to leave drunk, and go home to a good time...

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CTO:  Yeah .. but where'd it go?

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::passes the Admiral a small slice of the cake:: Adm: Actually, this is quite good.

FCO_Orpax says:
All: If you don't have what it takes to take that “good time” home yourself, I can certainly procure one for you, free of charge. Enjoy yourselves! ::Smiles, and takes a bite of the cake.:: All: Delicious.

XO_Worthington says:
CNS: Nah, I'm watching my waste line too. Gotta be in prime shape.

CSO_Nash says:
:: Begins to eat at his cake and then decides to add some of the squill to it.::

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: grabs a blue cake...munching on it ...his eyes going wide as he recognizes the flavor...setting down the cake and swallowing.  CNS: Wow...okay...that’s where he used the rest of that case

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
XO:  Aww, try some.  Indulge a bit. ::Places a large piece in front of him.::  Tastes like chicken.

Host Adm-Alexander says:
::takes the bite that is offered to her and tastes it::  SBSEC:  You are right, but this one bite will be enough.

CEO_Rome says:
::eats the cake and swallows it with some ale:: Self: A pungent taste indeed..

FCO_Orpax says:
::fills his glass with ale, and begins to drink heartily. Walks over to Mark, and sits on his lap.:: CTO: Hey, Mark. ::leans back::
CNS: Hello, counselor. ::Smiles at them oddly::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CTO:  You know, I do believe this tastes rather good.  Wait!  Did he say there was ale in this cake?  Is that okay?  For the babies?

XO_Worthington says:
CNS: Thanks but I'll pass. ::wonders what kind of chicken, blue chicken::

CTO_Hazzard says:
FCO: Okay...of all the people who might have lap privileges...you are not one of them Quol.

CEO_Rome says:
CTO: What about me? ::grins::

Host Adm-Alexander says:
ACTION:  SBSEC_Tyler, receives a call in his earpiece.

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: tosses a cake at the CEO. :
:
CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Giggles a bit as she sees the FCO on Mark's lap.::  FCO:  How's it going Quol?  This is very .. nice.

CEO_Rome says:
::evades the piece::

FCO_Orpax says:
CTO: You don’t like me anymore? ::Tries to feed Mark a bite of cake, on a fork.:: CTO: T'Lin doesn't  mind. See? ::Grins at them::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CTO:  No, it's actually quite good Mark.  Try it. You'll like it.

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: sets the Ferengi down in front of him..:: CNS: Don't encourage him.

CEO_Rome says:
CTO: Bad man.

CTO_Hazzard says:
FCO: I'm quite capable of feeding myself Quol.  But thanks anyway.

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::touches his right hand to his ear, and appears distant:: Adm: Excuse me a moment ma'am....

FCO_Orpax says:
CTO: I made the recipe myself. It's sponge cake, with that wonderful Romulan Ale flavor!

CO_Ayidee says:
::Sets down the cakes and grabs a few more of the wonderful beetles, making sure they don't scurry away.::

Host Adm-Alexander says:
ACTION:  The Security person moves the Admiral out of the way... suddenly the room is filled with Starbase security personnel.

FCO_Orpax says:
CNS: I don’t think Mark is being very nice. We need to tickle the grumpiness out of him! ::goes to tickle the CTO::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Notices the Captain playing with his food.::  Self:  Whoa!  What's going on!

FCO_Orpax says:
::is too focused on the tickling to notice the security personnel.::

CEO_Rome says:
::puts his glass down and jumps to his feet: All: What's going on !

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: stands up and walks over to the SBSEC. :: SBSEC: What’s the situation, Lieutenant?

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CTO/FCO:  Um guys?  Who's the security people?

SBSEC_1 says:
FCO: Orpax, you are hereby under arrest....

CSO_Nash says:
:: Sees security flooding in and stands up from the table.::

FCO_Orpax says:
Self: HA HA! HEHE! ::Looks up::
ALL: Let me handle this! ::stumbles over to the security people.::

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
Adm: Follow me, Admiral... ::guides her out of the way with a bit of force::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
CO/XO:  What's going on?

CTO_Hazzard says:
SBSEC: Lieutenant, what the heck is going on....and what are the charges against Mr. Orpax?

Host Adm-Alexander says:
SBSEC:  James, what is going on here?  Why is Orpax being arrested.

SBSEC_1 says:
::points his rifle at the FCO as 3 other members of the team do the same::

FCO_Orpax says:
All: Me? Arrested?

CO_Ayidee says:
SB Sec: Galaxies, What's happening here?

CEO_Rome says:
All: What on earth is going on here?

CTO_Hazzard says:
SBSEC: PUT those weapons down....NOW!

CSO_Nash says:
:: Moves over toward the Admiral.::

XO_Worthington says:
SBSEC: We are gonna need some answers.

FCO_Orpax says:
SC Sec: On what charges? ::tries to quickly sober up.::

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
Adm: The head of Security on the station has reason to believe Orpax has been involved in smuggling and trading of illegal items here on the station.

CSO_Nash says:
:: Looks over to the CTO and nods to him.::

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
CTO: Actually, I suggest you stand down.... He's in quite a bit of trouble.

FCO_Orpax says:
SBSEC: I bought food and Romulan Ale. This is ridiculous. Ale is legal on this station.

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: groans and puts his hand over his face. ::  SBSEC: Do you have any proof that suggests that Mr. Orpax has done this?

SBSEC_1 says:
::watches as his team members grab the FCO by the arms, holding him securely::

CO_Ayidee says:
SBSec: And I'd suggest you state your case VERY quickly.  This is highly unorthodox, to say the least.

FCO_Orpax says:
::ranting to seemingly no one:: I Have lawyers, I am a powerful man. My family wont stand for this! Crew: I'll be out by tomorrow!

XO_Worthington says:
SBSEC: Do you always arrest petty criminals with a brigade?

CTO_Hazzard says:
FCO: Orpax, shut up.  Let me handle this.

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
CO/XO/CTO: Over 1000 bars of unexplained Latinum have gone through his hands over the past few days, and we've found several cases of illegal arms in cargo here on the station.

FCO_Orpax says:
::Shuts up.::

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Gets a really uneasy feeling about the mention of the Latinum.::

Host Adm-Alexander says:
CTO:  Stand down Mark... we will investigate this.  James, do what you need to do.  
CO/XO:  Come with me.  We need to see the base commander.

FCO_Orpax says:
::rolls his eyes, but keeps quiet.::

XO_Worthington says:
ADM: Right behind you.

SBSEC_1 says:
::escorts the FCO out of the bar, reading him his rights::

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: Glares at the FCO but turns to the Admiral. :: ADM: Yes ma'am.

CO_Ayidee says:
Adm: That is an understatement.

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Walks over to the CTO, and whispers to him.::  CTO:  Honey, I think I have a problem.

FCO_Orpax says:
SBSEC: Hands off me! I am not a citizen of the United Federation of Planets! Hands off!

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: looks to the CNS and takes her gently by her the shoulders. :: CNS: Are you alright?

CSO_Nash says:
SBSEC: You guys have a heck of a way of ending a party.

CNS_Lt_T`Lin says:
::Whispers.::  CTO:  No, I feel really sick to my stomach.  You know that Latinum they were talking about?  I think I have 100 bars of it in my quarters.  ::Turns really pale.::

FCO_Orpax says:
SBSEC: I am not a citizen of the Federation! I need to call my lawyers! Get me to a commlink! Get your hew-mon hands off! I am not a citizen, I am a member of the Ferengi Alliance!

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
FCO: Follow them into custody, or we will stun you and put you there. You are a member of Starfleet and therefore obligated to follow the laws of this station.

XO_Worthington says:
CO: If this is true, I wonder what kinds of weapons.

FCO_Orpax says:
SBSEC: I am no more a citizen of Starfleet than a Jem'Hadar!

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
::forcefully takes the FCO out of the bar, and down to Starbase security::

CEO_Rome says:
::finishes his glass in one sip, then picks up his statue:: Self: Well...that went well.

FCO_Orpax says:
ALL: I AM INNOCENT! I AM FERENGI! I am not a member of the federation! ::and on, and on::

SBSEC_LtJG_Tyler says:
FCO: Shut up... ::places him behind the force field and energizes it::

CO_Ayidee says:
XO: Whatever the type, this is way outside of the Chain of Command.  The fact that neither of us heard a whisper of it shows that.

Host Adm-Alexander says:
CO/XO:  Let's find out exactly what the charges are ::walking to the commanders office::

CTO_Hazzard says:
:: sighs and shakes his head. :: CNS: Okay....okay...just relax...we'll take care of it.  I am SOOO gonna pin that pintsized little troublemaker on the top of my fireplace back home.

Young_Ferengi says:
Self: That was exciting...

Host Adm-Alexander says:
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