Host Lt_Potter says:
Mission Orders/Briefing: You are all onboard the U.S.S. Dumbledore, which is a classified Starfleet ship. Every member of the U.S.S. Dumbledore has magical abilities, almost Q like, but not quite.
Host Lt_Potter says:
CONT: Your ongoing mission is to complete various top secret missions, and to keep all of the members of the crew a secret, or at least their abilities a secret.
Host Lt_Potter says:
CONT: Your mission tonight, to not be overtaken by a ship that has just approached you containing magical giant sloths.
Host Lt_Potter says:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Begin Mission >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: sitting at her station playing solitaire on her screen, insteed of what she should be doing ::
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::On the bridge he sits comfortably in his chair sipping a cup of herbal tea and reading over several ancient Bajoran texts::
TO_Ens_Puck says:
::Down in the galley sampling the new shipment of wine::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::At her console just looking around the bridge::
Host Lt_Potter says:
ACTION: A ship with a crew of 250 giant slothes is approaching
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: yawns and waves her finger and a cup of hot chocolate appears ::
TO_Ens_Puck says:
::Tosses one bottle over his shoulder:: Self: Ugh! ::Digs around for another bottle::
Host CNS_LtCmdr_Watts says:
::standing on the bridge, looking around::
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::suddenly appeard in her chair::
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
XO: Ship's status Commander?
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: looks around in Main Engineering and sighs ::
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: looks up :: CO: Captain, a ship is approaching.
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
CO: Everything is fine Cap....
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
OPS: Identify and open hailing frequencies...
MO_Ens_Doh says:
*CO* Sickbay to Bridge
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::files her nails::
Host CNS_LtCmdr_Watts says:
::starts to play Tic-Tac-Toe in her mind::
TO_Ens_Puck says:
::Cheeks get all rosy :: Self: Ahhh, nice! ::Chuggs the bottle then skips off to continue his patrol::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Looks up at the screen and sighs:: Self: well this should be fun...
SFI_Lt_Dugh says:
:: On the bridge monitoring the bridge station for any encrypted messages from his superiors::
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
CNS: I need you alert Commander...
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::taps his foot to the music playing into his headphones::
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
CO: If you insist.  COMM: Stupid Sloth Vessel: This is the USS Dumbldore, please identify yourself.
Host CNS_LtCmdr_Watts says:
CO:  I am alert.
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
CNS: That's good, the universe need more lerts.
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
FCO: Bring us to a full stop. CTO/CSO: Run scans on the approaching vessel, let's see what class she is...
MO_Ens_Doh says:
*CO* enveythin' in sickb'y a-okay, sir
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<Sloth> COMM: Dumbledore: OPS: We're not a stupid ship, we know your secret, we see magical people and not just in our dreams either, we see them...all the time....
TO_Ens_Puck says:
::Skips and plays his pipes down the corridores as he heads toward Main engineering::
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::gets tired of doing her nails and makes them perfect...just cause::
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
*MO*: Thank you Ensign...keep sickbay at full operating status please...
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
CO: If you insist...::Looks at the ship::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
CO: Huh?...::removes headphones::...oh right...::brings the ship to full stop::
Host CNS_LtCmdr_Watts says:
::glares at OPS for that comment and notes that a straightjacket is in order::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::runs into engineering::
MO_Ens_Doh says:
*CO* Aye aye Capt'n
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: sighs and fixes the impulse engines without getting out of his chair ::
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::chews gum::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
CEO: ::nearly out of breath:: Lt. Potter reporting for duty sorry, sir I was late
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
CO: Its a ship with big Sloths...what else do you need to know?
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
CEO: I mean duty sir, sorry I was late ::still panting::
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
COMM: Sloth: I do apologize, I was unaware that you could hear me.  And what magical people would you be refering to?
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
FCO: Commander, I would prefer if you concentrate on your duties while on assignment...
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::blows a BIG bubble and lets it pop::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<Sloth> COMM: Dumbledore: You best apologize, just for that, you must die, prepare to be boarded just for hiding that you are magicians...we know...we sloths always know
TO_Ens_Puck says:
<CTO Shaggy> ::Wipes mayo off his console and runs the scans on the approaching vessle::
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: looks up from the chair :: EO: Fix the warp core... from the INSIDE !
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::picks it off her eyelashes and puts it back in her mouth::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::grumbles and reluctantly turns off the music muttering "no sense of adventure"::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
CEO: Again sir?
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Overhears the conversation with the OPS:: OPS/CSO: Go to alert status...
MO_Ens_Doh says:
::while nobody is looking the sorts and claens the equippment with a "tidy" spell::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
CO: which one, i think red is a good colour?
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
CO: If you insist.  :: pushes a few buttons and goes to alert status ::
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
EO: Yup.. :: makes a beer appear in his hands ::
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
:;gets bored of the gum and makes it appear somewhere else::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::mumbles a spell under his breath that turns the CEO's hair purple::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
CEO: No problem sir
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
CO: Like, that crazy ship is approaching fast Man!
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: waves her hand and makes a spell to prevent transport ::
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::wonders where her gum went::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
CO: I always did like a good game of chicken, can I, can I sir, huh, huh?  ::rubs his hands together::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
CO: hello....::Says something, and it feels like someone is poking the CO::
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: sighs :: Self: Amateurs...
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Turns around:: CSO: Yes...red alert...do anything to prevent a boarding party...
Host CNS_LtCmdr_Watts says:
::starts to levitate slightly for some excitement::
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
FCO: Chicken! Are you Nuts! ::shivers:: Like, why don't we check out the food on Risa instead?
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: gives the EO a wedgie while still sitting down ::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
CEO: Why I never!
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Goes to red alert::CO: couldn't we just disapear..
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::turns the CEO's beer into cat urine::
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
Self: I sure could go for one of those Risian sundays. ::wipes drool off his chin::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
CSO: You mean like this?  ::disappears and reappears on the other side of the bridge with a grin::
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::looks to the CO and chuckles:: CO: Well we DO have different kinds of alert status ya know.... he had to know one of them
MO_Ens_Doh says:
*OPS* Red alert ??? What are is going on up there ..... sir ?
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: smells the inside of the new can raises an eyebrow ::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
FCO: why not...::Points her fingure and makes the FCO disapear::
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
*MO* Some sloth ship is trying to board us.
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
:;rolls her eyes::
Host CNS_LtCmdr_Watts says:
::begins to float a few inches off the floor::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::frowns and looks around wondering where he went to::  I think I took a wrong turn somewhere...
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: shakes head :: EO: Proceed with your duties... amusement will be for later.
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
ACTION: The CTO sneezes and accidentally spells for the CO to get a wart on his head
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
Outloud: Ladies and gentlemen, please, I would prefer your co-operation in preventing an unfortunate situation...::Calps his hands in hopes of sealing the bridge crew's mouth's shut briefly:: Now...can we please work together on this?
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
CEO: Understood sir
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::as he leaves the CEO's office, spells the entire room sealed::
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: nods her head ::
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Wipes his nose::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
FCO: you comming back..
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Claps his hands again to release the spell and sighs at the wart on his head::
MO_Ens_Doh says:
*OPS* Oh ... I see ... I'll be here if ya' need my...
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::snickers and sideglances the CO:: CO: Why don't we just zap them to another part of the galaxy?
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::manages to find a door back to the bridge and ends up in the Captain's lap::  CO: Oh...sorry 'bout that.
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
*MO* Ok, thanks Doc.
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: sighs as he feels the spell take effect ::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::goes back to his station:: CSO: Got lost.  ::grin::
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::raises her eyebrows at the FCO::
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
Self: MMMMMMM!! ::Panics as he can't finish his sandwich::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
FCO: did you at less have a good trip, next time i will send you somewhere warm
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::snaps his fingers and is now in a protective suit::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
CSO: Yes, and somewhere with a bit of light would be nice, I don't like the dark much.
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
ACTION: Ten sloths appear on the bridge
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
ACTION: One appears to be licking the XO
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::looks at all the sloths::
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::giggles::
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Sighs and claps his hands in an attempt to turn the sloths into rabbits::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Looks at the sloths and starts laughing::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::jumps hiccuping and sending a little electrical charge out of his pointer finger::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
ACTION: It then tries to bite the XO
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
ACTION: Sloths turn into rabbits, and then back into sloths
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::yelps:: Sloth: OW!!...why you little....::takes a swipe at it::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::snaps finger and is now in warp core::
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: looks up and waves her hand to make a cage appear around the sloths ::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::begins to clean::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Turns one that was beside her into a stuffed animal:: All: there so cute..
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::grabs it by the back of the neck:: CO: What do you want me to do with this..... thing?
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::singing:: Self: I'm singing in the core, just singing in the core! What a wonderful feeling....
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
CO: Can we keep them....please
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::turns one into cooked sloth meat and takes a bite::  CSO: Tasty too.
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
ACTION: All the spells being cast on the sloths work, and then reverse
MO_Ens_Doh says:
::sees the bioscanner indicating sloths on board:: Self: wat the ... if ya don't do it ya'self
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
FCO: you going ot share?
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Sighs:: XO: Commander...if we could please work together on this...::Focuses on reverting the sloths into a more passive state::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::projects his voice to go throughout engineering, and extra loud in CEO's office...continues to sing::
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: thinks the EO Potter should have more to do... Casts a spell and changes him into a tribble and puts a restraining spell on him ::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Pokes her stuff sloth, which isn't stuffed any more::
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::wrinkles her nose at the sloth:: Sloth: You know I liked you better as a rabbit
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: looks at the cage around her and shruggs and waves her hand and make it dissappear ::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
ACTION: Sloths begint to revert into various states and then back again
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
ACTION: They look rather annoyed
MO_Ens_Doh says:
::makes a dublicate of himself, one stays in sickbay the other goes to the bridge::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
CO: umm,,,,somethings not right..
Host CNS_LtCmdr_Watts says:
::starts to think of chickens and a bunch appear on the bridge::
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Claps his hands and hopes the he is able to dampen any abilities they have::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CO: Would you please stop doing that?
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Applies the anti-spell gell to his mouth and gets it open:: Self: Wew Man I thought I was a goner!
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::looks at the CO:: CO: What are you talking about? I asked what you wanted me to do? How is that not working with you?....::rolls eyes:: sheesh
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
ACTION: The CO disables the bridge crew's abilities
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
CO:Hey...i was in the middle of eating here...
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
CO_Sloth: You are the one threatening to board my vessel...I would prefer if you left us in peace. I will be all to happy to leave you alone once you leave my vessel.
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::sneezes, apparantly allergic to sloth fur::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
FCO:::Whispers:: they taste like chicken..
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
*CEO* I don't think this is very funny
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Claps his hands again and removes his spell::
MO_Ens_Doh says:
:: MO1 arrives on the bridge::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
CSO: Yes, but they could use a little marinade, a bit dry.
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth>CO: Okay, we'll just leave, and then sell the information about your ship to the highest bidder
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::puts the sloth down in the CO's chair::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CO: So we'll be seeing ya! ::takes a seat in the CO's chair::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
Slot:how much you want for it...
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: gets rid of the cat urine and gets himself another beer... POOF ::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> XO: why thank you
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
CO_Sloth: You would need to identify us first to do that...::Claps his hands and alters his own facial features to appear as a Jem'hadar::
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
Sloth: Anytime......
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
ACTION: The bridge crew has their abilities back
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
Sloth: Also...I believe we could negotiate for the information you possess?
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::snaps her fingers and gets a nice warm mug of coffee::
MO_Ens_Doh says:
::sees the sloth and spells:: ini mini meini muh ... and a forcefield will be around you
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CO: I think with the scans I have of your ship...it could be done...plus the mention of the very existance of your ship.....oh the scandle!
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
CO_Sloth: What do you gain from exposing our existance?
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CO: I believe negotiations would work just nicely
MO_Ens_Doh says:
<insert CO_Sloth:>
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CO: It's a threat, something we have, the cats are playing in our field now
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::looks at the Jem'Hadar and grins::
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Activates the Dumbledore's Wand banks:: CO: Ready to Transmute w-w-when you say, Man!
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CO: The monkeys swinging in our trees, the cards on our side of the table, the executive producers reading our scripts...yup...I'd say we have the upper hand here
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CTO: MAN! ::wonders what will happen next::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
*CEO* Can't we talk about this?
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: waves her hand and cats appear on the bridge :: CO_Sloth: It would appear that they are playing on our field.
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
CO_Sloth: Cat?  If you wanted a cat why didn't you just say so.  ::turns the CSO into a cat::
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
Sloth: You know, I always liked the tubed look... it's really in......
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::turns herself into a borg::
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
CO_Sloth: You forgot the sloths on your court...
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CO: That's a given
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: looks into the magic mirror to see what's going on the bridge, and still drinks his beer ::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Walks around the bridge and sits on the XO lap::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> ::looks at CSO:: CSO: That's a good look for you!
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::looks at the CSO:: CSO: You will be assimilated....::grins:: resistance is.... futile......
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
CO_Sloth: At the same time, I am quite sure people will be very interested to see those who were successful in identifying us, and a large inquiry will be activated in an attempt to analyze your meathods. You'll be under a microscope for ages...
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::spells himself out of the warp core::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::runs over to CEO::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Says something to the Sloth, but no one can understnad her::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
CEO: You know I can't undo the spells of my superiors when it's done on me...that wasn't even fair!
MO_Ens_Doh says:
All on the bridge: do ya need anytin' ???
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
EO: Rule #1... never mess with the man's beer...
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Scratchs the XO and move over the the CO lap::
Host CNS_LtCmdr_Watts says:
::sneaks off the bridge::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
MO: A cure for sloth allergies would be nice.  ::sneezes uncontrollably for a few minutes::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CO: You really think the Federation will believe that a group of giant sloths turned you in? Beside, I'm sure you'd all be under observation long before we would be...imagine how interested everyone would be in Starfleet Officers with Q like abilities
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::heads for the more cuter males of the bridge and begins to assimilate::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::under his breath:: Self: As soon as I see a real man I'll be sure not to mess with HIS beer
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
CO_Sloths: Imagine how curious the Federation zoologists and xenobiologists would be in getting their hands on talking sloths with Q like abilities...
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
CO_Sloth: Of course they would believe it, I mean if they believe that Starfleet officers have Q like abilities, then the giant sloth thing isn't so far fetched.
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: looks at the mirror and wonders what to do with these Solths peoples ::
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
XO: Ma'am What are you doing! ::Resists assimilation slightly::
MO_Ens_Doh says:
FCO: letme see .... ::grabs into his small sidepocket and gives the FCO a hypospray injection:: how is tat ??
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::injects the CTO with her......nanoprobes::
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
XO: Commander Cloggin-Florg, please, behave yourself...
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Jumps of the CO and goes over to the FCO:: FCO: can you change me back now...
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CO & OPS: We are independant, no need to help anyway, but if you had been exposed earlier, the lives you could have saved...and the things they'll make you do, you'll be slaves for the rest of your lives..we aren't a part of the Federation, so according to their own silly laws, we could just...leave
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::sniffs cautiously::  MO: Much better...::sneezes again as the CSO heads over::...think I'm allergic to cats now...
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::looks over at the CO:: CO: Awww you have all the fun...... aww well......::growls at the CTO::...CTO: Another day  perhaps
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
CSO: To save my nose, most definately...::changes the CSO back to normal::.
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Shudders in ectasy and just holds on:: Wow Man! {{{{{{{{{{ XO }}}}}}}}}}}}
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
CO_Sloth: Earth phrase..."Absolute power corrupts absolutley.." consider it.
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
CEO: You ever gonna finish your rule list? Or am I gonna have to sit down here all day...you'll just have to do the work yourself
MO_Ens_Doh says:
FCO: ya should have said that laddy .... ::takes out anothe hypospray:: and this ??
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
:;turns herself back into the normal XO she is::
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::sulks in her chair::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
FCO: Thank you...::Tries to cast a spell on the FCO, but turns herself into a white hampster instead::
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
CO_Sloth: Of course you could...just leave...as a matter of fact, that's what you should do.  When the committee comes to investigate, we will be just normal everyday officers.
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
XO: Assimilate the dear CTO after our guests have departed...
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CO: I couldn't agree more, they'll use your power to corruption, I think we must all agree here that we have the advantage, you need to provide something to us, or we walk
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CO: You have two minutes to make an offer
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
All: D'oh
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
Self: What interests a sloth?
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::perks up:: CO: I'm gonna hold ya to that Cappie!
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
MO: ::sneezes again::...Have you just got a general "fur" allergy thing...if the CSO keeps this transfiguration act up, I'm going to break out in hives.
MO_Ens_Doh says:
CSO: Yes ??
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> OPS: I wouldn't worry about any committee...it's the borg and others I would be worried about if I were you
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Feels really good as the nanites do their job::
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: looks at the magic mirror in engineering and makes a bag of popcorn appear and watches the show on the bridge ::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
MO: not you...::Turns back into normal::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
CEO: Hello!! Down here! You know, your tribble assistant!
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: throws a few pieces to the EO on the floor ::
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
OPS: He has a point. If we were assimilated, the abilities the collective would gain would far outweigh current technology...
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::attempts to bite the CEO's leg::
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: kicks the tribble (aka EO ) ::
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
CO_Sloth: Do you have any specific requests before I make my offer?
MO_Ens_Doh says:
FCO: letme see laddy ... ::magicly mixes the a antihistamine against all hair and hands it to the FCO::
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
CO: Borg...been there, done that....remember, all we have to do is make them think we are one of them.
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CO: We have made deals with the Borg in the past, this is one they would enjoy...I want your yacht, and all your shuttles
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Starts eating a carot:: CO: can we just get rid of them but putting salt on them
MO_Ens_Doh says:
CSO: Oh ... okai laddy
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::gets the idea that he can still cast spells on CEO::
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Peeks over his console:: CO: Sounds fair to me Man.
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::turns CEO into a giant sloth::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::takes the pill and sighs with relief::  MO: Finally I can get a good night's sleep, it's been brutal with these allergies and my two cats, a dog, and rabbit at home.
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Claps his hands the the shuttles and yatch appears in the Sloth's shuttlebay along with an extra 10 type-9 shuttles:: CO_Sloth: Done...
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
CEO: I believe you're needed on the bridge, the CO would just love to put salt all over ya
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CO: We also want your holodecks
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
CO_Sloth: I have also included in the shuttles supplies of deuterium...
MO_Ens_Doh says:
FCO: laddy if ya have a alergy ya don't need da animals ::shakes his head::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Blinks twice really fast and gives the FCO a fur mustach::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::sneezes on CEO::
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Claps his hands and holodeck technology is transfered into the Sloth's datacore, along with data on replicators, shield modifications and sensor upgrades::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
CEO: Take that!
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
MO: Oh...yeah, never though of that...::ponders::.
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
CO: Excellent
MO_Ens_Doh says:
ALL: Anybody else need some help?
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth>
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: looks down on the EO and runs him over and leaves him in a pill of goo ::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CO: Well, we'll be off then
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: sits back and begins to drink her now cold hot chocolats ::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
MO: me, need a brain, a heart, oh, and i want ot go home..
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
CO: What are you doing? You're going to give away all our secrets?
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
ACTION: All giant sloths, including the CEO, are transported onto the Sloth ship
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Nods politely to the Sloth Captain, and neglects to mention that in the process of his clapping, he removed the Sloth's engines from their vessel::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::makes a brain appear in the CSO's left hand, and a heart...still beating...in her right and grins::
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Hesitantly stands up:: Self: Wew! Like, that was close.
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
FCO: Get all our technology back, and head out of here, full speed...
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Grins to the FCO:: FCO: nice mustach...
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> CO: Good doing business with you, perhaps if you're lucky, we'll forget to mention you in our next encounter with the Borg
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: waves her hand and gets the shuttles back and the CEO ::
MO_Ens_Doh says:
CSO: ya nat in Kansas anymore laddy .... but here is a brain and a heart :: hand the CSO a plastic heart and brain::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> COMM: Dumbledore: CO: Try anything funny, and we'll be sure to mention it tomorrow
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
@  :: looks around in his new surroundings ::
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Sees the heart in the FCO hand and feints::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::wonders where the CEO went::
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
COMM: CO_Sloth: As will we...
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
CO: Yessir!  ::snaps his fingers and transfers the technology back, and sets a course for "out of here"::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
FCO: I can use the heart, just in case my gets broken or something, and well i alwas wanted a real brain..
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::engages at full speed::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
Self: I'm in charge now ::does a little tribble dance::
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::grins:: CO: You know.... for a Captain... you can actually be clever
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Claps his hands in an attempt to overload the Sloth's comm systems::
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
<Voice of the CEO> EO: Maybe Yes... Maybe No...
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> ::gets report of engines, missing technology, and overloaded comm systems::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::ignores CEO's voice::
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
@ :: looks around at all the Starfleet ship systems on the Sloth vessel ::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
*CO* Since the CEO has joined the dark side, I'd like to be promoted to CEO, and I'm also presently in a tribble state, anyway this could be changed?
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Is getting annoyed at the FCO not answering so give him a full fur beard::
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: walks over and turns the CEO back ::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
<CO_Sloth> Self: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Claps one more time in hopes of collapsing the Sloth's power distribution systems::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::sneezes at his new beard::  CSO: Hey!
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
CSO: Status of the Sloth vessel Lieutenant?
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
ACTION: The Sloth's power distrib systems collapse
MO_Ens_Doh says:
:: shakes his head for all the chaos on the bridge ignores the Sloth's alltogether and goes back to sickbay::
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
:: makes a anvil appear on top of the EO :: EO: Don't count on it shorty... makes the anvil fall a millimeter next to the EO ::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Sees the MO leaving and ties her to a chair:: MO: you can 't leave yet, there to much fun up here
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
XO: You have the bridge Commander...
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: sits back and begins playing solitaire again and sipping hot chocolate ::
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::grins:: CO: Can I have the CTO too?
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::growls at the CSO and gives her a full beard too::
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Slowly comes too and sits up:: All: Wha... like what happened?
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Heads in the direction of the Observation Lounge with a smile::
MO_Ens_Doh says:
::suprised:: CSO: I need to get som' form the sickbay
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
XO: As long as he has no serious objections...feel free.
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
FCO: looks better on you::make the beard disapear::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::looks at anvil::
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
:;grins and looks at the CTO::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
*CEO* That's not fair!
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
MO: sure...
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Enters the Lounge and claps his fingers, switching into swimming shorts. He claps one more time and the entire Lounge fills with cholrinated water::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
*CO* We need some help in engineering
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: goes over to the CTO with a shaggy snack :: CTO: Here ya go.
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
*EO*: What's the problem Lieuteuant?
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
*CO* I'm a tribble
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Eyes bug out:: OPS: Whoa! Like thanks!
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
*CO* I think that's a problem, but it could just be my opinion
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
CTO: How about some re-assimilation?
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Floats on the water in a very content state. He raises his hands above the water and claps them...:: *EO*: Now you arn't....happy?
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
*CEO* I will be in a few minutes
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
CTO: Hey, you want a sandwich???
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::snaps his fingers and a few sharks join the Captain in the lounge::
MO_Ens_Doh says:
::becomes water and slipps through the rope::
MO_Ens_Doh says:
wb dawn
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
CTO: Like ok! ::Waggles his eyebrows at them and snaps his fingers where OPS, CTO and himself apper in the Mystery Shuttle::
MO_Ens_Doh says:
<delete>
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
MO: not fair...
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::watches the CTO and OPS disappear and growls::
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
@ :: thinks to the OPS officer :: ~~~OPS: Could you activate the transporter thingy... I'm now a sloth on the other ship.. :: sighs~~~
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
~~CEO~~ This is easier, don't you think?
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::struts around the bridge like she owns it...making eyes at anything that looks her way::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Pokes the FCO: FCO: wanna have some fun...
MO_Ens_Doh says:
::recrystallises :: CSO: all a matter of prspective laddy
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::nods vigorously grinning::
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Snaps fingers and brings the XO along as well::  XO: Like sorry, I forgot you.
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Claps his hands and the XO appears in a bathing suit, in the water next to him:: XO: Hello Commander...
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
CTO: I didn't want a sandwich.
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::eyes narrow:: CTO: Sorry I got bridge duty.....
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Blinks:: OPS: Like, where she go?
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
~~~CEO: You are halucinating.....~~~
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::grins playfully:: CO: Didn't you want me to watch the bridge??
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
~~~ OPS: So I am... Its the tribbles fault~~~
MO_Ens_Doh says:
::blinks and puts the CSO into a 1x1x1m glas box ::
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: taps him on the shoulder:: CTO: I don't have a clue.
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Wanna play a game.,,,::Put the CO and XO in to a video game, each into a sports car::FCO: you can have the CO::Hands her a control panal::
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Shruggs:: OPS: Cookie? :: Holds up a oatmeal cookie for her::
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
~~~CEO: Probably ~~~
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
*CO* So, can you reverse the spell and return me to normal state? I'd like to spell some changes around engineering now that the CEO is gone
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::adds a sign to the CSO's box:: Sign: Do not feed the animals.
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
CTO: Sure.  :: takes the cookie :: Thanks.
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
XO: I did, however I felt we both deserve time to relax...the crew can handle the ship without us...::Floats on the water and claps his hands and a floating tray with several drinks appears next to him::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
CSO: Oooh, sounds like fun!  ::grabs the controller and starts driving..very badly::
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
XO: Care for a drink Commander?
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
~~~ OPS: What you doing after duty ... you up for some.... extra currlicular activities ? ~~~
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::nods:: CO: of course.... I love how you think..... captain
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Drives the XO's car into a wall...by acident.really::
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Kicks back and munches his sandwich::
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Smiles:: XO: We appear to be on the same wave length...Commander...::Smiles and hands over a drink and takes a glass for himself::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::launches the Captain's car off a ramp...and into a ditch::
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
~~~ CEO: I am currently having a cookie ~~~
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
~~~ OPS: Have a Fudge Brownie... my treat  ~~~
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
::clinks her glass with the CO's:: CO: Well we have to stick together.... ::sighs dramatically::.....it;'s SOOO lonely at the top..... don't you think? ::bats eyelashes::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
FCO: this is fun...but i would rather be in the car..
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
OPS: Like... munch... munch... this is the life.
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::transports the CSO into the car he's controlling::
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: nods at the CTO and munches her browine ::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
FCO: thats not what i mean....
Host CO_Capt_Zanou says:
::Smiles back at the XO:: XO: Very lonely...sometimes it helps to have someone to...pass the time with...::Laughs and takes a sip from his glass::
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Snaps his fingers tranmuting the mystery van into a hot-tub::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
::runs her through the next course, hitting the sides and obstacles as he goes::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::snaps his finger and several banners displaying his face are posted around engineering::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::Snaps her fingure and returns to her console::
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: waves her hand and she is in a bathing suit ::
MO_Ens_Doh says:
::beams himself back into sickbay and merges back together with is other self::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
CSO: Well now you're just getting picky..::sits in a huff::
Host CEO_Ensign_Jaxom says:
EO: Try again shorty.... :: anvil falls directly on the tribble this time. ::
CSO_Lt_Croft says:
::FCO: lets join the CO...
XO_Cmdr_Cloggin-Florg says:
CO: Here here..... ::sips her drink:: so what exactly did you have in mind?
MO_Ens_Doh says:
Self: finally some peace and quiet!!!
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
::is not a tribble, but the anvil hurts just the same::
CTO_Lt_Shaggy says:
::Waves his hand and changes into the buff::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
CEO: That was uncalled for!
OPS_LtCmdr_Menolly says:
:: puts her hands over her eyes ::
MO_Ens_Doh says:
::turns the ship into a fishbowl and everybody into a goldfish; then turns himself into a shark::
FCO_LtCmdr_Krash says:
CSO: Sounds good to me.  ::snaps his fingers and lands in the lounge with a big splash right next to the Captain::
Host EO_Lt_Potter says:
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